I feel like I should have a meaningful quote to start off here. Um...I got nothing. And I literally just spent half an hour on tumblr looking for one...I have no life.

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Random Introduction: Hey. My username is Jillianne, because I absolutely love the name Jillian (:

Gender: Female.

What To Call Me: Call me either: Jillianne, Jill, Jillian, or Anne. Don't really care. Nor do I in real life. Someone actually calls me Lizzy and that's not even close to my real name...but that's another story. I have a lot of weird names. So um. Yeah.

I love to write. I have always wanted to be an author and get a book published! I am writing a book now with my friend, (we're working together on it as a partnership) and also a book I am working on my own. I am almost done with both of them, and they are not like sixty page story books.. I love to laugh a lot. I usually ramble about pointless things when I am doing introductions, and I love music. (Cue Jeopardy music while I try to think about what to say next...) Did I mention I was sarcastic? Well, that would be helpful. I am probably the most sarcastic person in my whole community, and I am always happy. Like if you ask a random person that knows me and asked if I was ever sad, the answer would be no. I am always happy around other people, but I do experience bad moods often. I just hide the fact that I'm in a bad mood since it makes everyone around me in a bad mood and then everyone's in a bad mood and it is really not fun having everyone in a bad mood.

Random Facts: I never, ever, no matter what, leave a voicemail. If I call you, it will only be a missed call and no voicemail. The only time I ever left a voicemail was to annoy my brother. He forgot his voicemail password so a alert kept popping up and annoying him.

I hate making lists, like absolutely have making lists.

I hate when people don't write out number. Example: I have 3 cats. NO! It's supposed to be: I have three cats.

I hate when people use short versions of things. Example: et cetera. It is not etc. It is et cetera!

It takes a lot to embarrass me. Especially when I am the type of person that skips around wal-mart singing because I was bored with my friends.

I hate writers block, so I usually start a new story. So I always have like a thousand stories going at once.

Sometimes when I have writers block, I can not think of any ideas. Then one day, ten ideas will hit me at once, and I'll be like "Why couldn't that hit me when I had writers block?"

I'm going to add to this later.

Age: Not important. Nope. I mean. Doesn't really matter.

Favorite Books: Percy Jackson, Heroes of Olympus, I Am Number Four, The Power of Six, The Rise of Nine, Shatter Me, Hunger Games, Catching Fire, Mockingjay, The Sky Is Everywhere, I could write all night about my favorite books, but I decided to stop there. (Well, I am up at 2:39 because I write late into the night, so would it be like all morning. Whatever.) But I'll just leave it at that. Basic idea. I'll take any book suggestions, though I have probably read it. But who knows! Maybe I haven't. I tend to read books over and over again. Not like one more time, but like fourteen times. So I know what happens in books by heart and can even quote all the time from books.

Random Hobbies: Being sarcastic, writing, reading, writing, reading, shopping, reading, writing, reading, writing, softball, reading, writing, karate, reading, writing. Well, you get the point.

Random Talents: Uh. I am so untalented, I think that is a talent...

More Useless Facts: I will stumble on the easiest things, but when it comes to hard things people have to think about, I usually know the answer. Weird, huh? Like if you came up and asked me what the four plus three is, I would have to think, but if you asked me something like, I don't know...what's the square root of twenty seven, I know like the answer with the first couple decimals.

Hm. Hm. Hm. What else to put on here. I am a girl. Er. If you ever make me mad, then you better watch out because I tend to write back in full fury...I don't mind flames, I just hate when people say something like 'This is awful' and gives me no suggestions what so ever on how to make better. The comment doesn't make me mad, sometimes I just laugh at it, it's the fact that they just wasted my time with no suggestions what so ever. So if you like to flame...you better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout I'm telling you why. Why in the world did that song just pop in my head? I haven't heard that since...forever. LOL.

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Me: Siri, how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

Siri: A so-called 'woodchuck' (correctly speaking, a ground hog) would chuck - that is throw - as much as the woodchuck in question was physical able to chuck, if woodchucks in general had the capability to chuck wood.

Me: Well, okay then.

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My friend - Everyday I'm shuffling!

Me - Please, shut up.

Friend - Sorry for party rocking.

Me - Oh my goodness, you are giving me a headache!

Friend - Stop! Hate is bad!

Me - Oh my goodness! Shut it!

Friend - Yeah bi-

Teacher - would you like to share with the class what you are talking about?

(Silence)

Teacher - Didn't think so.

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Here's what you do: mark your answers with a little 'x' in the () if its true, but BE HONEST!! Then copy and paste it onto your profile!

1. (x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking

2. (x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking

3 (x) You have ran into a glass/screen door Many times...

4 (x) You have jumped out of a moving vehicle It was barely moving, but still moving. I didn’t get hurt. Don't worry (: (Lol. Like you actually worried. Haha)

5 (x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks That has happened to me so many times!

6 (x) You have ran into a tree

7 (x)It IS possible to lick your elbow

8 (x) You tried to lick your elbow Fine. It is impossible. No it's not! I WILL SUCCEED!

9 (x) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm It does? Now I have to go sing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star and the alphabet! Oh yeah! I guess it does!

10 (x) You just tried to sing them Wow, that was weird...I mean Pst! No! I did not just sing it...Okay fine, I did.

11 (x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen I have actually tripped over someone else's shoelaces and fallen, too. Haha. And over flat surfaces. And over a poster (long story...but it was hanging up on the wall. That takes skill) and many, many, many more places.

12 (x) You have choked on your own spit Once I was taking a test in Math and it was really quiet and all of a sudden I start choking on my spit...And then the teacher yelled at me to be quiet...

13 () You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.. I haven't seen it...

14 (x) You didn't notice that in the last question 'the' was spelled twice It is!? Oh yeah...haha. It is...awkward.

15 (x) You just looked at it Pst! What? I did not...FINE! You caught me. Again.

21 () You've fallen asleep in class Not yet at least. Wait, did it just skip sixteen through twenty? Did you notice that?

22 (x) Sometimes you just stop thinking Uh, sorry. What was I saying?

23 (x) You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about That happens to me all the time!

24 (x) People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you ...and keep muttering “Only you would do that.” like they walked away from me when I started dancing in the hallways a while back embarrassing my friend that was with me, because I thought that the hallway was empty. Then, it turns out, three classes were watching, and the whole elementary school fifth graders because they were doing a tour of the middle school. Haha. That was basically my middle school experience summed up right there XD And let me tell you. I was an awesome dancer. NOT!

25 (x) You are often told to use your 'inside voice' (Shouting) I'M SORRY, WHAT DID YOU SAY? I COULDN'T HEAR YOU OVER MY LOUD VOICE? OH YOU WANT ME TO USE MY INSIDE VOICE? NOT GOING TO HAPPEN!

26 (x) You use your fingers to do simple math 23= hm. Fingers to the rescue! I do that all the time.

27 (x) You have eaten a bug It was on my pizza when I was little and no one told me there was a bug on it and I wasn't paying attention.

28 (x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important. Eh. Homework and dinner can wait.

29 (x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it ...and put on two different shoes and not realize it until someone points it out, and the next day, it like started a whole new trend. Kidding on the 'new trend' part, but stuff like that happens to me all the time.

30 (x) You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket One time I called my friend asking if I left my phone at her house because I couldn't find it. I called her on the phone I was looking for...

31 () You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you, like on a myspace... No, and nothing bad has happened to me even though I never post those forwards.

32 (x) You break a lot of things Computers, chairs, glasses, a plastic cup, a sock, a poster hanging in the classroom, a pillow, a floor, a door, a window, another window, a shade, a cabinet, a closet, a lamp, a television, a remote, another door, a twister board, a binder, a fork, a spoon, a knife, a thumb tack, a blanket, a pair of pants, a bracelet, some scissors, super glue, a clock, a radio, a desk, a baseball, a baseball hat, a tree, another tree, a rope, a swing set, my mailbox, my neighbors mailbox (I rode into it on my bike...Don't worry. They forgave me.), a bike, a helmet, yet another window...But hey! I haven't broken any bones before! Shocking right! I don't feel like writing about more things I broke. Like my friend's finger, a stove, a microwave...I'm a disaster. Haha.

34 (x) You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused *Tilts head* What is this question implying? I don't tilt my head. *Tilts head even more* Huh. I guess I do.

35 (x) You have fallen out of your chair before Many times. Then got yelled at for falling...

36 (x) When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling/wall. Oh my goodness! That texture looks like a duck! A pigeon, a dinosaur...

38 (x) You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna say ”Hey.” “Hey.” “What do you need?” “Uh. I forget.”

39 (x) You have spelled your name wrong On a really big hand-written project and my teacher took off five points :/ And it has happened more than once.

40 (x) You have drawn a disformed heart

That was really fun. But, I really should go back to doing homework.

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So I was printing out something in the computer lab one day for a class I was going to next, so I went into the computer lab with a couple other people who also needed to print it out. Anyways I'm not really friends with those other people. So I was minding my own business and I started like walking around the computer lab and shouting at the printer for it to work. (I shout at objects that will never respond. Don't judge.) And so they look over at me strangely and I'm like "Nice going, me. Real smooth." But I don't really care what others think so that doesn't really matter.

Anyways this one girl was talking to everyone in the computer lab and she's talking about this gymnastic routine she could do. And she's like "that's the best trick I can do." So I entered the conversation and said: "The best trick I can do is stand up...and sometimes I fail at that." I don't know why, but everyone there started cracking up laughing (I am known to trip a lot...) So I did have a point, but now I can't remember it. But now I have those people coming up to me and they just laugh thinking about it. People are weird.

The moral of this story (I remember know) The only thing I'm known for in my school is tripping and falling. Great.

Don't know why I just put this on here...but yeah.

Girlsare like
apples on trees
the best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach out
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't quite as good
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

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Well I am going back to writing. Please read and review, criticism allowed and greatly appreciated. That just made me sound really strict in my head...