| DasMervin |
Author has written 53 stories for Matrix, Hellsing, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Pirates of the Caribbean, Sweeney Todd, Harry Potter, Twilight, and Supernatural. Das Mervin here, with my occasional writing partner Mrs. Hyde. As is the case with most things, my later work is a lot better than my early work. I definitely encourage you to at least give "Strange Bedfellows" a look--it's my and Hyde's epic crossover between Harry Potter and Once Upon a Time in Mexico, featuring an unconventional friendship between Professor Snape and Agent Sands. It seems I am very much into crackships these days, seeing as I am now working on spreading the word on Leah/Castiel, as in Leah Clearwater from Twilight and Castiel from Supernatural. I don't post here often, but when I do, I like to hope it's something you guys can enjoy. The Wedding Crashers Bonus Pics Sam, Dean, Castiel, and Leah all signed the guestbook at the wedding. Click here to check out their signatures! We got fanart! Thank you, Sylvacoer! Castiel *hearts* Bee, a scene from Chapter 7 of our Supernatural/Twilight crossover fic. | |||||||
1. Standard Procedure reviewsIt was all just standard procedure now. A 2014 Dean/Cas fic.Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,229 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-13-13 - Dean W. & Castiel - Complete2. Open Wounds reviewsDean and Cas are stuck in Purgatory with nowhere to run from each other. So now there's finally time to talk. Done for an SPN S7 finale comment meme on LiveJournal.Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,880 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-26-12 - Dean W. & Castiel - Complete3. In Lieu of a Chessboard reviewsTwo old men have a conversation in the park. Set very early in episode 701 "Meet the New Boss".Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 1-24-12 - Death & Chuck - Complete4. For You, I Will reviews"And you would do anything for her, be anything for her… You become whatever she needs you to be, whether that's a protector, or a lover, or a friend, or a brother." And Melanie Sampson liked that. She liked that a lot.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,193 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 11-26-11 - Embry - Complete5. Bellial reviews"I need you, Bella. I cannot do this without you. It's destiny. We were meant to be. Trust me." An AU/crossover take on certain events in New Moon.Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,400 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 9-3-11 - Bella - Complete6. Writing on the Wall » reviewsThe writing was on the wall. And now Dean just had to understand it. Sam and Dean come to terms with Dean's changed relationship with Castiel. Set vaguely post-Season 7. Spoilers through Season 6. SLASHSupernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 46,187 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 7-20-11 - Published: 7-12-11 - Dean W. & Castiel - Complete7. Auto Erotica reviewsLeah decides to take a couple of the Cullen cars out for a joyride... A direct and very silly continuation of the fic "The Wedding Crashers".Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,165 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 5-15-11 - Castiel & Leah - Complete8. Eating My Wings reviewsThe burning hand on his neck pulled him forward. He didn't close his eyes, but he didn't resist. SPOILERS UP TO EPISODE 6.19 OF SUPERNATURAL.Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-30-11 - Castiel & Crowley - Complete9. The Sorcerer's Apprentice reviewsAn alternate POV of "Philosophy" where we find out just what Leah and Castiel got up to after the boys left for food and beer.Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,320 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 2-17-11 - Castiel & Leah - Complete10. The Wedding Crashers » reviewsAfter four years on her own, Leah thought she'd escaped her dismal old life at La Push. But when she's called home to attend Jacob and Renesmee's wedding, she brings a little company, and the stage is set for her old and new lives to collide. COMPLETECrossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,211 - Reviews: 265 - Updated: 2-15-11 - Published: 2-6-11 - Leah - Complete11. Philosophy reviewsLeah Clearwater and The Supernatural Boys engage in a little philosophical discussion. A Supernatural/Twilight crossover wherein Leah leaves the cruel treatment of her canon and finds some more deserving friends. Spoilers for all seasons of Supernatural.Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,033 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 2-5-11 - Castiel & Leah - Complete12. Ambrosio reviewsHe heard her, heard her telling him to scream, and scream he did — he was being burned alive, burned in his bed, burned by the angel astride him.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 4-19-10 - Alec & Jane - Complete13. The Wise Man and the Fool reviews"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." Aro heeded Napoleon's words as the Cullens made their own fatal mistake—and intended to correct his own.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,681 - Reviews: 38 - Published: 3-23-10 - Aro & Caius - Complete14. Strange Bedfellows » reviews"We all need someone we can lean on..." Two unlikely men in an unlikely place find an unlikely friendship in each other. A post-DH, post-Once Upon a Time in Mexico crossover AU featuring Severus Snape and Sheldon Sands. Cowritten with Mrs. Hyde. COMPLETECrossover - Harry Potter & Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 190,332 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 11-16-08 - Published: 7-27-08 - Severus S. - Complete15. Debriefing reviewsA young Agent Sands is introduced to magic. A crossover fanfic between OUaTiM and Harry Potter, and a prequel to our fic "Strange Bedfellows."Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,200 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-29-08 - Complete16. Sweeney Todd: A Character Study » reviewsThis is a collection of drabbles to ficlets, all from Sweeney Todd's POV, studying his character and his motivations. Will be updated weekly. Rated M because some deal with sex.Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,400 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 9-14-08 - Published: 9-7-0817. The Old Block reviewsOh yes, they're arguing." The infamous memory scene from Chapter 26 of OotP, and a prequel-fic to Strange Bedfellows.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,957 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 9-13-08 - Tobias S. & Severus S. - Complete18. Wilted Daffodils reviewsMrs. Lovett hears singing.Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-12-08 - Complete19. Ladies and Liquor reviewsSweeney Todd, Mrs. Lovett, and a bottle of gin. Sweeney/Lovett, Sweeney/Lucy.Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,725 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-10-08 - Complete20. An Occurrence in the Oven reviewsMr. and Mrs. Todd go for a walk down the beach.Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-3-08 - Complete21. Two Ladies reviewsNellie Lovett was not a whore. Sweeney Todd/Mrs. Lovett unrequited.Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-13-08 - Complete22. Mistress reviewsMrs. Lovett had been wrong-she did hate someone more than Lucy. The worst part? She'd kindly and stupidly handed the pretty lady to Mister Sweeney Todd herself, thinking it a good thing.Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-3-08 - Complete23. Pity reviewsLucy Barker was in need of pity. And it was a pity that Mrs. Lovett had none to spare.Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 3-13-08 - Complete24. Dresses reviewsMrs. Lovett loved her dresses, each and every one of them.Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 3-11-08 - Complete25. Propriety reviewsBlood, viscera, and sex-Sweeney Todd and Mrs. Lovett in the bake house. A Valentine's Day gift fic for Harey.Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-14-08 - Complete26. Voyeur reviewsHe could still feel them looking at him, their gazes so icy, those seven sentinels casting terrible judgment upon him, standing by Lucy's side, and heaven help him...she was watching him, too. SweeneyLucy, SweeneyLovettSweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,309 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-10-08 - Complete27. Hell Hath No Fury reviewsDid you think you were an exception, Sweeney Todd? Or perhaps you just imagined I would take pity on you and show you mercy after you discovered upon whom you'd unleashed me-pity is for a fool, mercy for a creature of flesh. I am neither.Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,828 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-1-08 - Complete28. Routine reviewsDevil's Island-routine was what made it a prison. Routine-from the convicts to the guards, everyone was a prisoner to that horrible, monotonous routine.Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,758 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-30-08 - Complete29. Gratification reviewsSweeney Todd with his cold, beautiful mistress.Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 1-27-08 - Complete30. Spectrum reviewsRed was really all he had left now. He'd shut out all other colors, the memories that came with them too hard, brutal, or sorrowful. Red was all he needed, anyway-red swatches to relieve the gloom of his self-imposed, monochromatic existence.Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-26-08 - Complete31. Unsatisfied reviewsHer mind was struggling to cope, to understand, to process all of this-this was what she wanted, had been imagining, yes-just not so much in a barber's chair.Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-25-08 - Complete32. Inappropriate as Always reviewsShe remembered how he'd viciously declared Benjamin Barker dead. Surely that wasn't so. Not when he lay before her now, struggling feebly to the surface while the wild and bloodthirsty dragon that was Sweeney Todd slept.Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,587 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 1-17-08 - Complete33. Finale reviewsWhen the door to that massive, deadly oven finally swung forward with a creaking, wailing protest, the flames inside casting a hellish light over the room, he'd known. He'd finally known.Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 1-6-08 - Complete34. Fifteen reviewsThat's the way it was on Devil's Island. Maybe it was justified, maybe it wasn't, but either way, he was going to be whipped.Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,335 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 1-4-08 - Complete35. Hands reviewsBefore then, her Sweeney's hands had been cold. But they were hot now. Hot, and he was holding her in a deadly, slippery embrace.Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,186 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-2-08 - Complete36. Pretty Women reviewsShe was soft. She was rough. She was beautiful. She was horrible. He loved her. He hated her. BenjaminLucy SweeneyLovettSweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 1-1-08 - Complete37. Scapegoat reviewsSands, at age seventeen, has business to attend to with his older sister's boyfriend.Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-26-07 - Complete38. Fish in the Barrel reviewsAll work and no play makes Sands a dull boy. Sands decides to go...fishing?Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-29-07 - Complete39. Welcome to the Caribbean, Love reviewsGlossy tresses. Heaving bosoms. Chocolate orbs. Festering sores. A parody of clichés.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,517 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-15-07 - Complete40. The Sands Drabbles » reviewsA collection of drabbles all centered around Agent Sands's past and beyond.Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 21 - Words: 2,578 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1-16-07 - Published: 1-9-0741. First Kill reviewsHe felt absolutely no connection to her—no sort of attachment, no love, not even the feeling he felt towards the family dog. He supposed that would make it easier. ONESHOT.Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-20-06 - Complete42. Twice reviewsDepravity, force, and perversion. They are Sands. A companion piece to "Both." ONESHOT.Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-17-06 - Complete43. And So He Beats On reviewsHe had set it up, and now it had fallen…and yet, here he was, doggedly participating in his own folly. A poem dedicated to the blind gunman.Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-17-06 - Complete44. Nothing Lasts Forever? reviewsHow do you perfect a seemingly perfect candy? Why, you eat it.Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-13-06 - Complete45. Both reviewsBrutality, blood, and subjugation. They are Sands. ONESHOT. SLASH.Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-13-06 - Complete46. Sun and Moon reviewsHis first instinct upon seeing the light shining though the door was to hiss and shy away. Instead, he stepped into the light.Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-23-0547. Wrath of God reviewsHis blood was exceptionally sweet.Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-13-0548. Lesson 101 reviewsAlucard, as Seras's master, has intentions to teach her everything about being a vampire. And that means everything.Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,961 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 1-8-0549. Master of the Master reviewsIntegra had made the decision. She made it for her love and herself. But her love had other plans.Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-8-0550. Thoughtless Affections reviewsSeras thought fondly of the night she'd been wrapped up and in her Master's arms...Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-7-0551. Eternal Damnation reviewsWhy is it vampires are always accused of being damned?Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-5-0552. Fate reviewsSERIOUS SPOILERS. For summary, see inside.Matrix - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-18-0353. Meetings of Chance reviewsFirst story. Neo encounters a woman who also believes in the prophecy. Set before Reloaded, but after Matrix. PG, for tiny bit of language and themes.Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,465 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-21-03