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Mary Allen: Chapter 14-15 dress
Now for the funny stuff -- I just can't help myself :D
List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. Then answer the questions about them.
1: Jane Eyre
2: Marianne Dashwood
3: Han Solo
5: Obi-Wan Kenobi
6: Anakin Skywalker
7: Luke Skywalker
8: Leia Organa
9: Elizabeth Bennett
12: Qui-Gon Jinn
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
No. A: they are from different fandoms, and B: I don't like slash. so... No.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Spock? Ha, not bloody likely.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
I would have to wonder how Qui-Gon got a new body, and why he was after his padawan's daughter.
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Of freaking course :D
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Awww... yes, that would be cute. :)
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Obi-Wan/Elizabeth Bennett, that would be funny. Obi-Wan/Eowyn? That might be a good pairing.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Luke would first of all, not know who Qui-Gon was. Second of all, not know who Marianne was. Third and lastly, he would probably just go "Whoops, wrong room" and walk out. Not to mention... that would just be weird. Colonel Brandon would have a problem. :\
8. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Ew! They'd probably just be best friends, not be romantically involved!
9. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Luke and Qui-Gon? How Master Jinn Made A Way To Keep Himself In The Family.
10. Does anyone on your friends' list read three hot?
Not on my friends, Spock is a bit... not... hot... at all...
11. Does anyone on your friends' list write or draw Eleven?
12. Would anyone on your friends' write Two/Four/Five?
13. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?
"W.O.M.A.N" - Peggy Lee
14. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Warning: Massive Fanfic rules changed. Bronte and SW are about to clash, and Mr. Rochester is going to be very upset... though Jane and either one would be very cute... But no, Rochester is too awesome to destroy. :)
15. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Does it count if I'm writing one?
16. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12) then follows the wise advise of (5) and finds true love with (3).
Jane Eyre and Luke Skywalker are in a happy relationship until Elizabeth Bennett runs off with Luke. Jane, brokenhearted, has a hot one night stand with Legolas and a brief unhappy affair with Qui-Gon Jinn, then follows the wise advice of Obi-Wan Kenobi and finds true love with Han Solo. -- That wouldn't be bad, actually. Han and Rochester are quite similar.
What would you title this fic?
Now for my Tolkien focused one:
Write Down Ten Random Characters.
Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their own house. What happens?
Glorfindel: Oh, your highness. I thank you for inviting me.
Idril: Lord Glorfindel, you are most welcome. However, I'm not quite sure you will be very happy with who the other invitee is.
Glorfindel: I'm sure I would be happy with whomever you invited My Lady.
Idril: Very well *She shows him that Morgoth is in the room, and Glorfindel goes and gets his sword and a fight begins.*
Glorfindel: DIE MORGOTH!!!
You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, One or Six?
I'd be too afraid to stay with Faramir, as Eowyn would probably kill me. Arwen it is! :D
Two and Seven are making out when Ten walks in. Ten's reaction?
Galadriel: Elrond? What are you doing with Finduilas?!
Elrond: Uhh... I thought she was Celebrian. *Celebrian walks in*
Celebrian: Oh, I'll believe that never. Your eyesight isn't that bad. *And with that she runs off into the forest and gets captured by orcs*
Three falls in love with Six. Eight is jealous. What happens?
Glorfindel: Arwen, why is it that you think that I allowed you to ride Asfolath to save the halfling?
Arwen: I am in love with Aragorn! ARAGORN!
Morgoth: No! You will love me!
Arwen and Glorfindel: Go back to the outer void Morgoth!
Morgoth leaves downtrodden, and Aragorn charges in making Glorfindel run to save his elvish neck.*
Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, two, ten, or seven?
Me: Nice, Idril. I suppose you now have your revenge?
Elrond: Naneth! Stop! *he charges her, but Tuor shows up*
Tuor: Do not argue with your grandmother, Elrond. She's always right.
One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens?
Faramir: Well, everyone, this is how my wife makes stew. You cut the meat up, fat and all, and put it in the broth -- now you don't need to add anything else, just a bit of salt -- and cook it until it steams. Aragorn, you want any?
Aragorn: Nope, I'm fine! I just ate.
Three has to marry either Eight, Four, or Nine. Who do they choose?
Glorfindel: IDRIL! There is no way on Arda that I will marry a ellon!
Idril: Sorry, I'm already taken.
Legolas: That's okay, I have Gimli.
Gimli: That's right Laddie. *They go off together*
Glorfindel: I guess I'm not marrying anyone then?
Tuor: Nope, you aren't.
Seven kidnaps Two and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it?
Finduilas: Thranduil, for Elrond's release, I demand you give up all the gold in Mirkwood.
Thranduil: Sorry, Fin, that just won't happen. You're on your own Elrond!
Elrond: Thranduil you bastard!
Finduilas: *giggles* See, I told you he was a turncoat.
Everyone gangs up on Three. Does Three stand a chance?
Glorfindel: OH for crying out loud! Did you forget that I died and came back?! You have no chance against me.
Everyone is invited to Two and Seven's wedding except for Eight? How does Eight react?
Morgoth: Considering I did sack Nargothrond, it only makes sense. No matter, I'm sending Sauron to do it! Ha! Take that Elrond!
Why is Six afraid of Seven?
Because Finduilas is marrying her father.
Nine arrives too late for Two and Seven's wedding? What happens and why were they late?
Legolas: I'm sorry I'm late, my father was ranting about Idril kidnapping you, and just wouldn't let up.
Elrond: Your forgiven, though your father is not.
Legolas: Don't worry, we don't get along anyways.
Five and Nine get drunk and end up at your house. What happens?
Thranduil and Legolas drunk?
Legolas: I feel something... a slight tingle in my fingers.
Thranduil: Dear God, my son's a lightweight.
Me: You guys want to come in?
Thranduil and Legolas: Sure!
Legolas: Why are you blushing?
Me: Its hot in here?
Thrandui: Its 30 degrees outside.
Nine murders Two's best friend (Has to be someone on the list). What does Two do to get back?
Legolas: You're not mad?
Elrond: Of course not --
Elrond: -- because he's right behind you *Legolas turns around*
Legolas: AAAAHHH! GIMLI!
Six and One are in mortal danger. Does Six save One or themselves?
Arwen saves Faramir speaking her elvish to kill all the Nazgul.
Eight and Three go camping, but they forget food. What do they do?
They don't need food. Morgoth has been banished to the outer void, and Glorfindel would be more than happy to kill him if he wasn't, and go hunting himself.
Five is in a car accident and is critically injured. What does Nine do?
Legolas: Gimli! What's a car?!
Gimli: What makes you think I know?!
The quiz is over. By the way, how did Two and Seven end up?
Galadriel came in and had Celeborn kick Elrond's ass for being such a jerk to their daughter -- who actually was already dead.
An English professor wrote these words
"A woman without her man is nothing"
on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.
All of the males in the class wrote:
"A woman, without her man, is nothing."
All the females in the class wrote:
"A woman: without her, man is nothing."
Well if that doesn't sum up everything, I don't know what does. :D
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