I'm a twenty-eight year-old male, married with an adorable, deaf three year-old. I have a vast array of hobbies of which you can learn more about on my live-journal site. I most likely don't care what you think of me or my writing, but I'm always willing to listen providing guidelines are met:

1.) You are familiar with series I am writing about (anime/manga/comics/novels/et cetera).

2.) You are familiar with the English language and the practices thereof (Strunk's The Elements of Style is easily perusable for free here. You have no excuses.)

3.) You are civil. If Oliver Twist could keep his manners, you can too.

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1. Breaking Up Isn't that Hard to Do reviews

This is not an epic tale of action, suspense and true love. Yeah, I'm disappointed, too. NaruSaku

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,020 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 4-11-08 - Published: 4-11-08

2. A Scandalous Proposal reviews

Sakura is fed up with being the bridesmaid but never the bride and goes to confront Naruto about his most indecent lack of proposals. narusaku

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,181 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 4-11-08 - Published: 4-11-08

3. Steamy Encounters reviews

A flurry of coincidences and fateful machinations bring Naruto and Sakura together at the local baths. Can they rein in their animal passions? And do you really think that's the kind of story I write? NaruSaku

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,946 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 4-11-08 - Published: 4-11-08

4. 7 Dates of Haruno Sakura reviews

Sakura's sinful dating history.

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 4-11-08 - Published: 4-11-08

5. Seduce My Wife! reviews

I think the title speaks for itself, don't you? NaruSaku, SasuSaku

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31,333 - Reviews: 125 - Updated: 12-24-06 - Published: 12-24-06

6. A Ramen Rhapsody reviews

Naruto wants to share his favorite food with Ino, but she refuses, citing diets, disgust and general loathing. However, this leads to an education for Ino on the joy of ramen and its significance for Naruto. NaruIno

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,800 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 12-24-06 - Published: 12-24-06

7. Kiss and Yell reviews

In which everyone finds out more about the Sexy no Jutsu than they EVER wanted to know and Naruto and Ino realize that violence is the spice of life. NaruIno

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,074 - Reviews: 118 - Updated: 12-24-06 - Published: 12-24-06

8. Beautiful Day reviews

Naruto focuses on his last day as Hokage and the people who mean so much to him.

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,238 - Reviews: 89 - Updated: 12-24-06 - Published: 12-24-06