Hi, everyone who may be reading this( if they could be bothered) please read my only crossover story and review because i am out of ideas already. please!

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Something about me...

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook, or Instagram. I am the girl that has never been asked out. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Percy Jackson and Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, GamerGal546, Girl-with-black-wings. Rocketdog791, It’s Fnicking Awesomeness, TeamPiper, percyjackson'stwinsister

Life lessons learned on youtube:

1. the best way to scare Bellatrix witless is to put on a red wig and scream "NOT MY DAUGHTER YOU --!

2. the best way to scare Draco is to wave and say "hello Mad-Eye!"

3. the best way to get yourself killed by Voldemort is to call him ''the man who let a boy live seven times''

Life Lessons learned on Fanfiction:

1. the true meaning of friendship:

FRIENDS

Lend you their umbrella

BEST FRIENDS:

Take yours and say 'RUN girl RUN!'

FRIENDS:

Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS:

Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS:

Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandma, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS:

Call your parents DAD and MOM and GRAMS, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS:

Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS:

Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME"

FRIENDS:

Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS:

Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIENDS:

Ask you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS:

Have you on speed dial.

FRIENDS:

Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS:

Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS:

Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS:

Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS:

Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS:

Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS:

Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS:

Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!!!!!"

FRIENDS:

You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS:

Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS:

Will comfort you when the guy rejects you

BEST FRIENDS:

Will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS:

Will help you when you're lost

BEST FRIENDS:

Will be giving you bad directions and screwing with your compass

FRIENDS:

Will go with you to a concert

BEST FRIENDS:

Will be helping you kidnap the band

FRIENDS:

Will hide you from the cops

BEST FRIENDS:

Are probably the reason they are after you

FRIENDS:

Will buy you a pregnancy test

BEST FRIENDS:

Will be standing outside the bathroom door screaming, "Name it after me!"

FRIENDS:

Find your Prince Charming

BEST FRIENDS:

Find him, kidnap him and then bring him to you

FRIENDS:

Will pick you up when you fall down

BEST FRIENDS:

Will pick you up, then trip you again

FRIENDS:

Borrow your stuff for a few days then return it

BEST FRIENDS:

Have had your stuff for so long they've forgotten it's yours

FRIENDS:

Will leave when they feel insulted

BEST FRIENDS:

Will forgive you even if you don't know what you said wrong

FRIENDS:

Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying

BEST FRIENDS:

Will cry with you and then go beat up the sorry loser who made you cry

FRIENDS:

Will offer you a soda

BEST FRIENDS:

Will dump theirs on you

FRIENDS:

Will sit at the side of the pool with you when it's that time of the month

BEST FRIENDS:

Will throw you a tampon and push you in

FRIENDS:

Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough

BEST FRIENDS:

Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste that kind of shit!"

FRIENDS:

Will be crying at your funeral

BEST FRIENDS:

Will be sitting in jail for killing the guy who murdered you

FRIENDS:

Are only through school/college.

BEST FRIENDS:

Are for life.

FRIENDS:

Would ignore this letter

BEST FRIENDS:

Will repost this crap!

2. The true meaning of Percy Jackson fandom:

NORMAL PEOPLE: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast

PJO FANS: Will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say OMG!

PJO FANS: Say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings

PJO FANS: Won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say shut up or i'll tell on you!

PJO FANS: Say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Think that PJO fans are stupid

PJO FANS: Know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: When being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!

PJO FANS: When being chased use their demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: Get nervous/scared during thunderstorms

PJO FANS: Yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation

PJO FANS: Would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE: Would run away from monsters

PJO FANS: Would say," I have a pen, and I'm not afraid to use it!!!!!!!!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't have this on their profile

PJO FANS: Would have this on their profile already

3. There is a Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy

Whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

Whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

For Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride''

I promise to remember Tyson

Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

Whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoë

Whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

Whenever a limo passes my car.

I promise to remember The Stolls

When my home is beginning to unsettle.

I promise to remember Bekendorf

Whenever I see someone working metal.

I promise to remember Silena

Whenever a friend takes one for the team

I promise to remember Michael Yew

Whenever I see a smile that gleams.

I promise to remember Briares

Whenever I see someone playing hand games.

I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth

Whenever I see a cloth in flames.

I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos

Whenever I see someone go against the odds.

Yes I promise to remember PJO

Wherever I may go

So all may see my obsession

Because I know what the Olympians know

Gods of Olympus Pledge!!!

I promise to remember Ares
each time I hear of World War II...

I promise to remember Athena
whenever I hear of a loom...

I promise to use the internet
for Hermes' sake of course...

I promise to remember Poseidon
whenever I ride a horse...

I promise to remember Zeus
whenever lightning fills the sky...

I promise to remember Hera
every time a guy makes a girl cry...

I promise to remember Aphrodite
whenever I see a girdle made of gold...

I promise to remember Apollo
when the sun is very bold...

I promise to remember Artemis
when the moon shines in the night...

I promise to remember Hades
when the darkness gives me a fright...

I promise to remember Demeter
whenever a daughter moves away...

I promise to remember Hephaestus
when someone never gets their way...

I promise to remember Dionysus
whenever I am at a party...

I promise to remember Hestia
when someone's smile is very hearty...

Yes, I promise to remember The Gods
wherever I may go...

Now swear it on the River Styx! *Thunder*

Heroes of Olympus Pledge

I promise to remember Jason

whenever someone forgets something...

I promise to remember Piper

whenever I see someone feel unwanted by their parents...

I promise to remember Leo

when I see someone run away...

I promise to remember Annabeth

when someone misses someone...

I promise to remember Percy

when I see someone refuse to give up...

I promise to remember Hazel

when I see someone who has made a hard decision...

I promise to remember Frank

when someone is different then expected to be...

I promise to remember Reyna

when I see a leader...

I promise to remember Octavian

when I see a ripped toy...

I promise to remember Don the Faun

when someone asks me for money...

I promise to remember HoO

wherever I may go...

I promise to remember Rick Riorden

for making these awesome characters!!!

Now swear it on the River Styx! *Thunder*

Doesn't every true fan of Percy Jackson have this on their page?

Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus.

Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace.

Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen.

Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.)

Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth.

Random Space. It's just a break. Get over it.

Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother.

Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus.

Chiron. Trainer of heroes.

Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason.

Son of Neptune. The book we couldn't wait for.

Olympus. Home of the gods.

Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's not getting her revenge on his death.

Atlas. Zoe's father.

Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO.

Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.)

Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus.

Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy. ;)

Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times.

Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers.

Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about

Morpheus. The god of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO.

Persephone. Kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance.

Illiterates. Many kids believe some of the demigods are illiterates.

Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia.

Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods.

Switched. Percy and Jason are switched. Jason at CHB, Percy at Legion Camp

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl)Pepper Lemon(Roshaun, Ronan) Second Daughter of Eve (Several, not telling.),Phish Tacko (Marty McFly, Klaus Baudelaire, Alex P. Keaton) Sugary Snicket (Danny Phantom/Fenton in my early FFN days, Durza, Dexter Morgan, Sirrus) FanofSnicket (Klaus Bauldalaire!!) Insanefangirl (Randall off monsters inc.), NicNack4U (Arnold, Aladdin, Captain Jack Sparrow, Drake Parker, Josh Nichols, Crazy Steve, Spencer, Victor van-Dort, Cosmo, Troy Bolton, Chad Danforth, Ryan Evans, Logan Reese, Chase Matthews, Pharaoh Atem/Yami, Joey Wheeler, Seto Kaiba, Duke Devillin, Jafar, Severus Snape, Harry Potter, Danny Fenton/Phantom). jafarjasmineforever2005: Jafar, Aladdin, Frollo, and lot's more (There's been tons).Takara410 (Itachi,aladdin,snaraku,seshomaru,sasori ,dei -dei kun Jack sparrow, will turner ,crazy steve, freddy, micheal myer swhen he was younger,hao, zuko and tons more ooh CHASE YOUNG a sexy beast.), OutcastToReality(L from Death Note, and THE BEST FRICKIN' VILLAIN TO EVER WALK THE EARTH: THE JOKER from Dark Knight) Holly Quinn (The Joker -sigh-)Dalia N'Shard (Joker, Dark Walter, Hans Gunsche, Jack Sparrow, Severus Snape, Erik, Atem, 2005 Riddler, Ghoul, and presently, Joker), Mam'zelleCombeferre(Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes, Edward CullenIM SORRY, Sydney Carton, Combeferreobviously, Jehan Prouvaire, and Enjolras) Firebird's Song (Joker, Bumblebee, Optimus Prime, Jace Wayland from City of bones, Jason voorhees(Duh) and Seth Clearwater from Twilight, oh and Dorian Grey and Tom Saywer, from LXG), The Shrubbery (Gaara, Kyo, Yuuki, Gale, L, too many more!), MPHknows (Han Solo, Gale, Fang, Iggy(i dont have a crush on him, i'm in love with him), Vladimir Tod, Max off of Wizards of Waverly Place), rocketdog791 (Fang, Gale, Jacob, Jace, Sam, Harry, Kishan, and many many more!!), It’s Fnicking Awesomeness (Fang, Legolas, Edward Cullen (books, NOT movies), Gale, Captain Jack Sparrow, Dustfinger from InkHeart), TeamPiper (Percy Jackson, Jason Grace, Leo Valdez, FANG (Ride?)!!!) percyjackson'stwinsister ( Leo Valdez, just him, and even then, just sorta)

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses On and Point a Hair Dryer at Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with That.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your Sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't Use Any Punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water Whenever You Go Out to Eat, with a Serious Face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To a Poetry Recital. And Ask Why the Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play Tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running Towards the Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due to the Economy, We Are Going to Have to Let One Of You Go."

20. And the Final Way to Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity... copy and paste this on your profile :)

You know you're an author if...

You talk to yourself a lot... (A lot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself... (ex. "Why do I constantly ask my self random things?")

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else... (ex. "Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean the liver?")

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

You live off of sugar and caffine... (The two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth...

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random...

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it...

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground...

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper... (Well I prefer my keyboard.)

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off...

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome... (idk what that is but it probably sounds like me)

People think you have ADHD...

You think it'd be cool to have ADHD...

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense...

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason...

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago...

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101!!! (almost but our last unit was reading a mythology book and doing all this stuff on it so I passed)

You know you're obsessed with PJO if…

You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor...

There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes...

When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses...

You burn food to see if it smells good...

You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon...

You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo...

Someone close to you dies and you give them money just in case…

Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family...

You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda...

You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood...

You’re in the air and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air...

You're on the subway and you're terrified that Hades might be in a bad mood and make the tunnel collapse...

You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy...

You think George Bush is a son of Ares...

You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses??

Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere...

When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos...

You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas...

You sometimes try to control water... (OMG I ACTUALLY HAVE TRIED THAT BEFORE!!! it didn't work...)

You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months...

You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address...

Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your godly parent...

You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat...

You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games...

Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt...

You are a PJO character for Halloween...

Recite lines randomly from the books...

When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it...

Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related...

You are going to the Camp Half-Blood in Texas...

You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol...

You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you...

You have dreams about PJO characters/events...

You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket...

That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword...

Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor...

You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man...

You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain...

Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"

You stuff your (ahem) Harry Potter books in the back of your closet so you have some more places for your PJO stuff...

When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera..."

In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!"

You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"

When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!"

When someone dies, you pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for free, because they don't have drachmas anymore...

You are known to scream names of the characters at random times...

You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of emergencies...

You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test...

And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth...

When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive...

You write PJO fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer... (No, but I'm always thinking about what I'm going to write as soon as I get back on the computer)

When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke...

You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks...

You give all your siblings god parents... (I think my bro would be a son of Aprodite because I swear on the Styx he's so awfully fussy that when he eats a kebab he demands that my mum bring out a plate and fork and knife and slide off all the pieces onto the plate. And then he delicately picks up the fork and knife and cuts the meat into bite sized pieces. THEN he eats them. And don't even get me started on the GINORMOUS difference between his room and mine!)

You call the tough school bullies, children of Ares...

The girly popular ones are obviously Aphrodite...

You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win...

You spend time doing pointless research, just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site...

You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed...

You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl...

You think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy...

You want Kronos buried under Witchita, Kansas in a safe deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals...

Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession... (HA!!! As if that'd ever happen!!!)

You blame your little brother's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them...

You imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the question of why you were laughing, you try to explain... (YES)

They think you are nuts because you are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico...

You think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of help and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen...

You wonder if you'll be able to drive a car come your 16, provided Percy saves the world, because of that...

You know you're obsessed when you lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes! Give it back!!"

And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay. (Don’t hurt me Athena).

You go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters...

Your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog...

You and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word Canada or Canadians...

You and your PJO obsessed friend start a fan club with only you two in it...

You get other people obsessed...

You jump up and down at the idea of LT becoming a movie... (but noooooooooooo! it sucks!)

You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, PJO and use it in conversations...

Your favorite quote of all time comes from PJO...

You and your friend have "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS...

When someone dies, you give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus...

Every time you see a guy in a wheelchair you think "Chiron!!”

You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"

When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters... (I don't have a boyfriend, but I took the oath of the hunters anyway)

When you burn yourself, you curse Hephaestus/Hestia...

You put an offering to Demeter next to your garden...

You go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who you really are, Chiron…"

You say "Maia!" when you are wearing shoes...

You checked to make sure your principal doesn’t have a tail...

You know which pages the good parts are on...

You suddenly love thunderstorms with lightening...

You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary...

You're stuck when figuring out who your godly parent is... (I'm a child of Poseidon or Apollo or Athena)

You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again...

You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards...

You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes...

Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information...

You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue...

You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it...

The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”

You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat...

You curse a god/goddess a lot...

You have one pictures relating to PJO in your room...

You know PJO better then most sane people...

You have links to every great PJO site...

You add things to the list every day...

You know what you would do if you were Percy...

You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not... (He should not!!)

Make all of your friends read all the PJO before you do anything with them...

You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work...

You give friends and youself a godly parent...

You are trying to learn Greek..

You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip...

You think of Percy every time you see a teenage, dark haired, green-eyed boy...

You just have to research more about greek mythology...

You want to learn Latin...

You copy/paste this onto your profile...

Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over...

You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your trying to get your friends to...

You make sure all of your friends, have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO...

Your friends think you are obsessed with PJO, and you agree...

You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them... (happily, if I might add)

You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of god/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god/goddess...

You’re nodding and smiling when you read this... (and now laughing because of this one, it's so true)

You own every single book... (um, DUH)

You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list...

You call yourself a demigod... (and so does anyone else who knows what they're talking about)

You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO... (yeah, like, Athena)

You've called someone you know a satyr...

If someone annoys you, you scoff and say, "Mortals..."

When you see the word, "RED" you think of Rachel Elizabeth Dare...

You took the time to read this list...

You've tried to send an Iris message...

You are disgusted at how Disney portrayed Hades in the movie "Hercules".

You almost fainting when you realized that Annabeth didn't have blond hair and grey eyes and Percy didn't have black hair and green eyes in the movie... (YES!!!!!!!!!!! I MEAN HELLO??? BLONDE CURLY HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

When you found out that Thor was a demigod, you immediately watched the movie and read the comics...

Rick Riordan is your idol...

You are teaching yourself Greek...

If your parents (or anyone else) annoy you, you curse in Greek or call them a vlaccas (idiot)...

You are devastated that there are only 5 books in the series... (Thank gods for the heroes of olympus!!!)

You've had dreams about PJO or HOO characters... (guilty)

You wish there was a PJO series on TV...

You almost (or did) cried when Bianca died...

And also when Nico reminded Percy of his promise...

You hate it when fanfictions mess up or when they pair people together that should NOT be together! (like Nico/Percy... *shudders*)

You draw pictures of all the characters...

You wish with every fiber of your being that the first page of (The Lightning Theif)told the truth, and the PJO series is real...

Open up Microsoft Word. Put the font on 42, and type in Q33 NY (The plane no. of the 9/11 bombing and the initials of New York). Highlight what you typed, then change the font to Wingdings. If the result made the hair on the back of your neck stand up, copy and paste. Oh my gods that is creepy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now It's LOL Time :)

Random Quotes I Found and Decided to Put Here-

Just say no to drugs. Because if your drugs are talking to you, you've probably had too many.

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

When in doubt, push random buttons!

You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

I'm not as dumb as you look

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

It's always darkest before dawn...so if you're gonna steal the neighbors newspaper, that's the time to do it.

It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown...and fewer still to ignore someone completely.

I believe no problem is so large or so difficult that it can't be blamed on someone else.

It takes a big man to cry...but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

Doors are on a house so you don't have to go through the windows.

No one ever says "it's only a game" if their team is winning.

I never repeat myself, so pay close attention to me the first time, cause I never repeat myself.

Slow and steady gets you trampled by the other guys.

When opportunity knocks, shoot first and ask questions later.

When all else fails, use duct tape.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow, isn't looking good either.

I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode... So you want to hear it?

Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again

My Reality Check bounced.

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

"There are 1000 ways I could kill you, and 941 of them hurt." "So what do the other 59 of them do? Tickle?"

I'll try to be nicer if you'll try to be smarter.

I'm not good at empathy, will you settle for sarcasm?

I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.

I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

I didn't lie! I just created fiction with my mouth!

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

Whoever said, "Nothing's impossible," never tried slamming a revolving door.

Being mature is overrated.

One out of four people is insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip 'n slide!

"What you're looking for is always in the last place you look" Well, DUH, smart one! After you find it, you stop looking!

Whose cruel idea was it to put "S" in the word "Lisp"?

I called your boyfriend gay and he slapped me with his purse.

The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

The trouble with real life is that there's no background music.

I have not lost my mind; it's backed up on a disk somewhere.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Computers make very accurate mistakes. (22=3 Calculated in 0.000000001 seconds)

If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much room.

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.

OK, I'm weird! But I'm saving up to become eccentric.

I do visit reality, although it's on a tourist visa.

Flying is not inherently dangerous; crashing is.

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

He learned what every man must learn...never insult a girl's looks, especially if said girl can kick your ass

I'm not awesome, you just suck.

IT'S THE SUGAR TALKING, I SWEAR!

People say violence isn't the answer. Well, they're right. Violence is the question. The answer is 'HELL YES'.

I never said I was normal... you just presumed I was.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, but just 28 to smile. Though it only takes 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone.

Silence is golden... but shouting is fun!

Don't knock on Death's door; ring the bell and run- he hates that

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it!

When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's actually a meteor hurtling toward Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions: "Put on fork and eat." (No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

My best friend is insane... If you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile

95% of girls would scream if Justin Bieber went missing: Copy and Paste this on your profile if you're one of the 5% that would poke your new prisoner with a stick *evil laugh*

98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2% who hasn't, copy and paste your profile

90% of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a six story building. Copy this into your profile if you're part of the 10% yelling JUMP BITCH JUMP!!

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile (I have the attention span of a fish)

If you're obsessed with PJO and HoO like me, copy this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile

90% of teens today would die if Facebook had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10% that would be laughing/hacked the site in the first place, copy and paste this to your profile

Recent studies show that 92% of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8% that hasn't, put this in your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you think Edward Cullen in a creepy stalker, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile

20 Percy Jackson Questions...

1) Percabeth or Prachel? Percabeth. I mean, Rachel's the Oracle!

2) Favorite guy character? The One and Only Leo

3) Favorite girl character? Thalia

4) Favorite god? Poseidon

5) Favorite goddess? Artemis

6) Zeus, Poseidon, or Hades? All three cus I don't wanna be zapped, drown, or die.

7) Is Luke hot? Well if you've ever seen his picture as Rick Riordan thinks... NO

8) Would you join the Hunters? Of course!!!!!

9) Archery or sword fighting? Archery, though I would probably shoot myself in the foot a million times before i got it right

10) Iris Messaging or Hermes Express? Well that depends...

11) Favorite minor god/goddess? Hestia and Hecate

12) Favorite book? Battle of the Labyrinth

13) Least favorite? None!!!

14) Would you live year round at Camp Half-Blood or just go in the summer? Just in the summer. I don't wanna train forever!!!

15) Favorite couple? None

16) Are you a demigod? Damn straight!! Daughter of Poseidon at your service!!!!

17) Who would be your parent? Look above...

18) Favorite minor character? Lacy and Conner

19) Ethan or Luke? Ummm... Luke, cuz' Ethan's too ungrateful

20) Favorite monsters? Tyson cus he's the sweetest monster ever and cus peanut butter rocks!!! Especially when whipped.

20 more Percy Jackson Questions

1) If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be? Wherever it's quiet, like the lake

Which PJatO Character Would You Date? None

Which PJatO Character Is Your Best Friend? Leo and Rachel

Which PJatO Character Do You Hate? None, cuz' everyone has to have a reason for being mean and spiteful, even Drew

Your Favorite PJatO book? The Battle of the Labyrinth

Your Favorite PJatO Character? Leo Valdez

Favorite God or Goddess? Poseidon and Artemis

Percy walks up to you, what do you do? Not gonna answer this yet.

You just got 2 tickets to go see a rock concert, who do you take with you? Thalia, cuz' she would probably kill me if i didn't

You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you? Nico, to shadow travel us away

Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question? "I thought Apollo was the perv..." Then high five Artemis :)

Favorite PJatO Pairing? None

You and the Big Three are on Olympus...?? Stop them from eliminating each other

14) If you could spend your Friday nights doing something, what would it be? Getting Leo to show me his awesome fire powers!!!!

15) Favorite PJatO Quote?

'"Let us use the dam snack bar," Zoë said. "We should eat while we can."

Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?"

Zoë blinked. "Yes. What is funny?"

"Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam French fries."

Even Thalia smiled at that "And I need to use the dam restroom."… I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoë just looked at me. "I do not understand."

"I want to use the dam water fountain," Grover said.

"And…" Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam t-shirt."'

-Percy Jackson, Thalia Grace, Grover Underwood and Zoë Nightshade, The Titans Curse.

16) Favorite Percy Moment? Dunno

17) Favorite Nico Moment? When he says that with great power comes great need to take a nap

18) Favorite god or goddess Moment? When Apollo is incognito as Fred

19) Favorite Grover Moment? When he wakes up from his trance in TLO and realizes Juniper will kill him (not really... duh)

20) Favorite Random Moment? When Tyson leads the cyclops to battle in TLO and uses peanut butter as his battle cry :)

One dark day in the middle of the night,

Two dead boys got up to fight,

Back to back they faced each other,

Drew out their knives and shot each other,

The deaf policeman heard the noise,

And came to shoot the two dead boys,

If you don't believe my lies are true.

Ask the blind man he saw it two!

If you read this post it on your profile, or else the two dead boys will pull out their knifes and shoot YOU this time!

So either repost or sleep with one eye open, for the rest of your life.

Why losing your pen is a death sentence

Lost your pen=no pen
No pen=no notes
Nonotes=no study
No study=Fail
Fail=no diploma
No diploma=no work
no work=no money
no money=no food
no food=you get skinny
you get skinny=then you get ugly
Ugly=no love
no love=no marriage
no marriage=no children
no children= alone
alone=depression
depression=sickness
sickness=death

Lesson: Don't lose your pen, you will die.. XD

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