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Dragon Ball Z Pact:
I have a life. I simply choose to spend it on the computer.
Ignore those losers who talk behind your back, it only means you're two steps ahead of them.
A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.
When life gives you lemons, you shut up and eat your damn lemons.
Nobody dies a virgin. Life screws us all.
I am the future of America. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Some people blame our generation, but did they ever stop to think, who raised us?
Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. It's your choice.
Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks.
Why get a boyfriend? If I wanted a stupid animal to follow me around all the time I’d go to the pet store.
God made man, then thought, "I can do better than that," and then He made woman.
People say you can't live without love. I think oxygen is more important.
Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.
Behind every successful person lies a pack of haters.
I've discovered I often vision the state of confusion, and I know my way around pretty well.
I agree with the dictionary: Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
If it weren’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.
The trouble with life is there’s no background music.
I come with my own background music.
Essay: To explain something that could have been said in two sentences.
It’s music, not noise.
I may not be perfect, but parts of me are pretty awesome.
Admitting you are wrong is to declare you are wiser now than before.
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you think iPods were gifts from God copy and paste this onto your profile.
I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.
Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.
A computer can beat you at chess, but it's no match for me at kickboxing.
I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by a sparkly thing.
The world is going to hell and I'm driving the bus.
It doesn't have to make sense to be funny.
Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown. But it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head.
If you have crazy psychopathic dreams of world domination join me and copy this into your profile.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
If you are a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
I'm not shy, I'm just quietly plotting your eminent doom...
Don't upset me. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.
96 percent of teens in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this in your profile.
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.’
If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile. (Poor Vegeta.)
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If your part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a Facebook, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile
99% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber on top of a skyscraper about to jump. If you are that 1% sitting there with popcorn and 3D glasses screaming "DO A BACKFLIP" paste this onto your profile.
PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU ARE A DEVOTED VEGETA FANGIRL >:D
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. (Stupid psychiatrist. :P )
If you're sick of people going ON AND ON about Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.
Hair color: Brown
Eye color: Brown
Real name: Ellison.
Height: 5" 3-ish
Weight: None of your business lol
Some facts about me: I fail at life, get over it. XD
I am making an original YouTube series called Trinity. Though that will prob'ly never happen at this rate.
When I put up a new story there, or update a chapter, I will give an announcement here, and I will do the same for any fanfictions I upload here on my Ficpress. Stay awesome, bros. I know you will.
11/09/2012: I have a DeviantArt.
Life: 82% complete.
New chapter for Trinity is up.
Uh . . . broday everyday?
11/17/2012: Fuck yea! Chapter 9!
11/28/2012: I have moved the Trinity lines to my ficpress.
12/28/2012: First off, YAY THE WORLD DIDN'T DIE!!!!!!!!!!! And next, due to computer issues, (full details on deviantArt account), I will not be updating as often.
2/24/2013: I have not given up on Fading Away! Not yet anyway. . . .
Maximum Ride, Warrior Cats, Mickey Bolitar
Dragon Ball Z, FullMetal Alchemist,
The Walking Dead, Last Man Standing, Modern Family, My Little Pony, Big Bang Theory, Supernatural, Psych
Rodney Atkins, Evanescence, Nickelback
41 WAYS TO ANNOY YOUR PARENTS
1. Follow them everywhere.
2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.
3. If you have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.
4. Talk to a pen constantly.
5. When your friends come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.
6. Have a dozen of imaginary friends that you ask their opinion of everything.
7. After you have your bath, wrap a bath towel around you and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask you what you're doing, say "Wearing clothes is against my religion."
8. Run into walls.
9. Cover yourself with a white blanket and try to walk around the house without tripping or running into something. Look at the ground and whenever you see your parents' feet, yell "BOO!"
10. Randomly pluck someone's hair out and scream, "DNA!!!!!!!!" as loud as you can.
11. Every 30 seconds, yell "I gotta go to the bathroom!!!" then stay in the bathroom for an hour and a half, grunting your ABC's.
12. In the grocery store, try to stick as many melons down your pants as possible then start dancing.
13. Stick cherries on your nose and start dancing around like a clown.
14. Flush the toilet while they're in the shower.
15. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a retard!"
16. Eat your hair.
17. When you shower or bath, yell "HELP! I'M DROWNING!!!!!!!!!!"
18. Snort loudly when you laugh and laugh harder.
19. Go into their room at 1 in the morning and yell "GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE!"
20. Try to climb the wall.
21. Say everything backwards.
22. In public yell "NO MOM I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!"
23. At everything they say scream "LIAR!!!!!"
24. Fill up the bath then drain it and repeat 5 times. When you fill it up the 6th time, try to get in it then yell "MOM! DAD! THE WATER IS COLD!!"
25. Try to swim in the floor.
26. Pretend to be a phone.
27. Wear a T-shirt pointing to one of your parents that says "I'm with stupid."
28. In a supermarket, point at everything you see and scream "I WANT THAT! CAN I HAVE IT?"
29. Switch the light button on and off for a few minutes then say "Oooohhhh... I get it!"
30. Tap on their door all night.
31. Throw a tantrum in the middle of the supermarket, sit cross-legged and cross your arms in the middle of the aisle until your parents let you buy what you want to have.
32. After everything they say, respond "Yeah, but no, but yeah, but no"
33. Claim you have been abducted by aliens before and tell all their friends.
34. When they ask you to call someone, stay where you are and yell their name.
35. Destroy the house and then go tell them, "I love you Mommy/Daddy"
36. Cling to them constantly and blame it on "separation anxiety".
37. If they ever take you to their job, touch EVERYTHING and spin on their desk chair.
38. Knock over every container of liquid you see "accidentally".
39. Do the opposite of what they tell you.
40. Bring home the absolutely opposite type of guy/girl they'd want you to see. Like a drop out or a goth or something. Tell them he/she's you new boyfriend/girlfriend.
41.Yell out mango everywhere you go.
This is the stupidity test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that you have done!
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
I got 65 or something. . . . -.-;
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