| Bagatelle |
Author has written 25 stories for Jhonen Vasquez, Teen Titans, South Park, Simpsons, Okage, Death Note, Jet Grind Radio, Mario, and Watchmen. I have cleansed my profile of most of my horrible South Park fanfiction. I have left up the few that I may someday consider finishing. Hi, I'm Bagatelle, I'm a girl (that one's for you, Noh), I'm 17 and I like orange soda a lot. I support all kinds of love, and anything is a good idea for a story in my mind so long as it's going to come out well-written. Also I swear excessively and think hats are fun. I love getting reviews (even flames!), and nothing makes me happier than to get emails from fans. I'm a procrastinator but there is a 90 percent chance that I will respond to you if I like what you've got to say. I really enjoy making friends here and I love giving my loudmouthed opinion :D so if you become my friend, be prepared for a lot of that. Fandoms that rock my socks at the moment: Jet Grind Radio/ Jet Set Radio Future Stellar author/friend of the month or so: noh-mask-of-oblivion Someday I hope to be a successful novelist and a stay-at-home mom. :3 Check out my art if it will please you to do so: | |||||||||||
1. Dreams reviewsThe death of Walter Kovacs had been orchestrated on a field beyond the physical: one that couldn’t have been reached by anyone else. In that sense, only Nite Owl could kill Daniel Dreiberg. Rorschach thinks some things over while Dan sleeps.Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-5-09 - Walter K./Rorschach & Dan D./Nite Owl2. The Vinyl Umbrella » reviewsWhen bad parts of life rain down on the GG's, they look to Corn for help. He protects them. He's their umbrella. But he just can't trust Clutch...Pairings include ClutchJazz, ComboCube, BeatGum, GaramRhyth, and one sided SodaCorn. Please R&R!Jet Grind Radio - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 109,034 - Reviews: 69 - Updated: 3-10-08 - Published: 7-1-073. Never Until Oreos reviewsRubber boots, crunching through snow, running to her dad’s car while he ran to his mom’s, and they never looked the other way until the Oreos. It was nice, to not look. Nice to hate her. Nice for her to hate him. Cartman tries not to remember.South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-20-08 - Eric Cartman & Wendy T. - Complete4. Fire, Water, War » reviewsSMW based. Ten years later, Mario and Peach are married, Luigi is unhappy, and the Koopalings plan to attack...until Roy abandons his siblings. When the Koopa prince shows up in the Mushroom Kingdom, it might prove to be just the boost Luigi needs...Mario - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,591 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 1-3-08 - Published: 12-23-07 - Koopalings & Luigi5. Second Place reviewsOn his birthday, instead of presents, Roy is given an assignment to torture Luigi. When the two of them get to talking, though, it's not too long before they find that they may actually have something in common. Not slash. R&R!Mario - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,443 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-2-08 - Koopalings & Luigi - Complete6. Celsius reviewsI know it’s probably irrational, but...I can’t stand it. I hate them. I want them gone. I want to be alone with him, so that I can love him the way he wants me to. Soda and Corn are having some relationship problems. Soda's POV.Jet Grind Radio - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,753 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-2-07 - Complete7. Wither » reviewsThree years after the disbanding of the GG's, Beat comes across an old friend and learns something he would rather have not. Part two...Beat finds out from Soda what's been happening in the past four months. Please R&R.Jet Grind Radio - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,007 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 10-29-07 - Published: 6-11-07 - Complete8. Pushups reviewsMew and Tab have a discussion one day in Shibuya about Beat and Gum. Not a pairing. Short drabble. Mew's POV.Jet Grind Radio - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-18-07 - Complete9. Illusion reviewsRoy Koopa, when confronted by a clumsy man in overalls, doesn't know what to think. But after he falls to Luigi in battle, he finds himself admiring that hidden strength from afar, despite how taboo he knows it is. SMW based. Slash...?Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-17-07 - Koopalings & Luigi - Complete10. The Logic of Wishes reviewsThe party stops to rest at the base of Star Hill, and the two that are left awake take a walk and have a discussion about their recent unlikely adventures together. Bowser x Peach drabble. SMRPGbased. Reviews are appreciated!Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-16-07 - Peach & Bowser - Complete11. Physics » reviews4. Friction. I never thought anybody would love me enough to let me touch them like this, least of all him. I always thought that he just wanted to be my friend. And I was always afraid, for that same reason. Corn x Soda stories.Jet Grind Radio - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,066 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-31-07 - Published: 6-17-0712. Cigarettes and Kleptomania » reviewsI guess I sorta like being his role model, even though I get pissed about it at the same time. It’s kinda nice to have somebody looking up to you. Clutch and Yoyo hanging out. Not meant to be a pairing, but, yeah. Obviously continued past oneshot.Jet Grind Radio - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,387 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-27-07 - Published: 8-24-0713. Crude Communication reviewsIt pissed me off. Cornelius Albert Pennington, the idiot, the stupid, dumb blonde best friend of mine...wrote me a letter. There's always more than one way to tell someone how you really feel. CornSoda SLASHJet Grind Radio - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-18-07 - Complete14. Poetry reviews“Girls aren’t attractive to me,” I grunt, kicking at the empty water bottle that he left on the ground. One night in Benten cho, Tab finds out something he didn't know about Slate. TabGum, TabSlateJet Grind Radio - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,649 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-24-07 - Complete15. Nineteen reviewsI touch his chin with my fist and grin, fake plastic joy. God, I know he knows I’m as depressed as he is. Corn and Yoyo talk about plans for tomorrow. Preface to Wither, set a few months before.Jet Grind Radio - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,235 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-7-07 - Complete16. Gold reviewsTrembling, we stretch out and look at the sky, at that giant rave in the atmosphere, and for some reason I think it would be a good idea to ask him why he likes doing this so much.::::Yoyo and Soda become...friends. Yoyo's POV. Short drivel.Jet Grind Radio - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-7-07 - Complete17. The Concept of Love reviewsYoyo lies awake in bed into the early morning hours, remembering the past and wondering what he did to get here and earn the love he's being given. CornYoyo SLASH, with some CornGum and BeatGum. Rated for sexual content and swearing.Jet Grind Radio - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,902 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-4-07 - Complete18. There's Always Tomorrow » reviewsMemories of a military academy, corrupt superiors, and family secrets make up the legacy of two young veterans: how they met, became friends, made each other stronger, and grew apart over the years. GregoryChristopheSouth Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 63,340 - Reviews: 122 - Updated: 8-18-06 - Published: 8-1-05 - Gregory & Christophe19. Hurt reviewsMello harbors memories of a fierce rivalry, harsh envy, studies, games, and gentler things. Set to Fiona Apple's Never is a Promise. Slash.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-15-06 - Complete20. Like an Angel reviewsHe couldn’t live without her, now that she had allowed herself to become a part of him. Even if that part of her belonged to another, as well.:::Big BullLinda, EprosLindaOkage - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-15-06 - Complete21. The Tank Twelve Electric Sandwich Disco reviewsLust. Acceptance. Sex. Deterioration. Murder. Madness. Thus is the journey of the mind when in Disco.:::StanIke, StanKyle SLASHSouth Park - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,938 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 4-26-06 - Kyle B. & Stan M. - Complete22. Softly reviewsBart: I'm flunking math, and the other day I was a little attracted to Milhouse.:::Bart and Milhouse in the treehouse after school, and Bart considers the family factor and feels something...out of place. Take it as you will.Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 11-7-0523. So Let the Pendulum Swing » reviewsAll Beast Boy wants is to be good enough in Robin's eyes, and all Robin wants is to be good enough in Starfire's eyes. But after a cataclysmic accident, Robin's confidence is stricken down, and Beast Boy must decide what he truly wants...SLASHTeen Titans - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,115 - Reviews: 132 - Updated: 9-7-05 - Published: 6-28-05 - Beast Boy & Robin24. The Edge of the World reviewsWendy remembers growing up and spends an hour with Kenny and Kyle. May be updated sometime.South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,100 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 8-31-0525. The Process: DieAry of a Doughboy » reviewsCOMPLETE::EffDBoy SLASH::Eff and DBoy are forced to work together to accomplish Eff's goal of becoming Real. Told from DBoy's POV.Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,614 - Reviews: 74 - Updated: 9-24-04 - Published: 4-21-04 - Psycho Doughboy & Mr. Eff - Complete