Author has written 57 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, Avengers, Merlin, Doctor Who, Lord of the Rings, ThunderCats, Once Upon a Time, Stargate: Atlantis, Criminal Minds, Thor, Victorious, Big Bang Theory, and Twilight.
OK so I am pretty strange. I currently have sad and crazy obsessions with Transformers, Thundercats, Avengers, cheese, Vulcan Bombers, Charles II, Nyan Cat and my German teacher. Although I'm sure I left some things out. As you can tell from my username, I am a huge Sheffield Wednesday fan.
I'm on Deviantart. This is my profile
You will see Vampirella in quite a lot of my stories. That is basically me. She has my strange personality. She was a Decepticon but then joined the Autobots. She is a ninja but also a good spy. She is also half Frost Giant and Loki's half sister
I might have tendonitis, or it could be something else. Doctors don't know. It does get me depressed an awful lot. You will be able to tell with what I write.
I do draw a lot as well. I don't think it's very good, but other people do. You can see two drawings of mine on Deviantart. One of Loki and one of Charles II
How do you pronounce oreo?
I don't care about most things that happen to me. I'm the type of person to laugh at death threats (which I have received). Insult my friends however, and expect the...unexpectable?
I genuinely have someone out there who wants to kill me. She wants to find out the ingredients of Pringles and poison me. 1) I hate her guts. Why the hell would I eat something if she gave it me? 2) You need to come to school wearing a hoodie and a stretcher (ear-ring) and die your hair bright red. If you're gonna kill someone, do it properly!
If you have any questions for my Ask... fanfiction PLEASE ask!
Just to clear things up a little
Age: 14 Earth years
Alternate Form: Blue Harley Davidson http://www.myfreecarlayouts.com/images/Car%20Layouts/Harley%20Davidson/harley%205.jpg
Function: Primus knows
Allegiance: At the moment? Autobot
Powers/Weapons: Can manipulate water and fire. Double sides ninja sword. Normal Earth stick which has no special power or function at all. Can do P over M when in the mood. Completed ninja training. Shape-shifter
Quote: "When life gives you lemons, ask for the receipt."
Bio: Is a failed experiment by Megatron. I was supposed to be a King Charles Spaniel, but the only thing that turned out right was my hair. I crash landed in Sheffield, which was my first visit to Earth, where I became a huge football fan and also developed a Sheffield twang in my accent. I joined the Autobots, ninja trained with Jazz, Prowl and Master Yoketron, and later became a criminal psychologist. I can tell when people lie and am very observant when it suits me. I am a spy on Earth, hoping to find as much as I can about M.E.C.H. As a spy, I go to a secondary school at Bolsover. I later became an Elite Guard Agent and work mostly with Intel.
Theme Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOhssaKJ5F4
Extra information: I am the guitarist in a band. I also sing a little but I'm not that good.
The Vampirella dictionary
Put into alphabetical order. Originally Zuckle-Knuckle-Zoop came first.
Chacka-Chacka – males thingies
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