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Hey little monsters! This is BAW1010(BlackAngelWings1010).
Books and tv shows I love:
1. Maximum Ride
2. Kickin it
3. Percy Jackson
4. Avatar the Last Airbender
6. Divergent!!!! (I'm waiting for the 3rd book!) If you loved Insurgent, I love you!
I'm got like NO free time cuz of school. And when I do, I'm on the computer: email, searching, math, fanfiction, yahoo answers (Yeah, I get bored, so I search random stuff), etc; or I'm running, swimming, working out, etc; or I'm writing in my journal; doodling; singing; making up my own songs(they're actually good); playing guitar; reading; watching tv; calling people; buying stuff for my closet(got tons of clothes, and when I say tons, I mean tons);
And I am a total fangirl. Directioner! Totally, I love One Direction, and am seriously thinking about joining with my friends and stalking them. I also LOVE Taylor Swift. I admit it. I totally love Cherri Bomb, but most people don't know who they are. If you're reading this, check 'cherri bomb' out on youtube. I love them! Seriously. I stalk them. ;P I also LOVE Rihanna and Adele. Yeah. Maybe I'm strange, but you can't truely be normal if you are obsessed with anything. I also love Evansence, if anyone likes them. I like Linkin Park and The Fray...
I've also got a strange obsession to Maximum Ride. Notice my Name? Black Angel Wings? Aka Fang (I heart him!)
I did a personality quiz (Myer's Briggs Test), And my personality type is INFP(Introverted iNtuitive Feeling Perceiving). Introverted - A shy person, a person characterized by concern primarily with his or her own thoughts and feelings, or in other words, a person that likes to keep to herself. I think Intuitive is smartness, of common sense. Feeling means emotional state of reaction; emotion-based; Judges by emotions, gut feelings. Percieving is to become aware or conscious of; come to realize or understand; become aware of; using of one of the senses, especially seeing.
I was bored; decided to put that in.
I also am a little 'emo punk'. I LOVE Paramore (Hayley Williams rocks!), and I heart Green Day, so I will personallhy kill you if you read this and you don't check them out. I'm serious. I know where you live.
My firends call me Goth Girl.(awkward, I know)
Did you know that the Mona Lisa has no eyebrows?
List of things that you should know, but probably don't:
The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp (marijuana) paper.
The dot over the letter ‘i’ is called a ‘tittle.’
A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.
40% of McDonald’s profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.
315 entries in Webster’s 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.
The ‘spot’ on 7UP comes from its inventor, who had red eyes. He Was albino.
On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents, daily.
Warren Beatty and Shirley MacLaine are brother and sister.
Chocolate affects a dog’s heart and nervous system; a few ounces will kill a small-sized dog.
Most lipstick contains fish scales (eeww).
Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn’t wear pants.
Ketchup was sold in the 1830′s as medicine.
Leonardo Da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time, hence multi-tasking was invented.
Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.
There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.
The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan; there was never a recorded Wendy before!
There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with: orange and purple.
Leonardo Da Vinci invented scissors. Also, it took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa ‘s lips.
A tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion will make it instantly go mad and sting itself to death
The mask used by Michael Myers in the original ‘Halloween’ was a Captain Kirk’s mask painted white..
If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you have 1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar (good to know.)
By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can’t sink in quicksand (and you thought this list was completely useless.)
The phrase ‘rule of thumb’ is derived from an old English law, which stated that you couldn’t beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.
Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying!
Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Public Libraries.
Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a space suit damages it (and it can do the same to a light colored dress suit).
Awkward moment list:
That awkward moment when you're lost in thought, and you come out of it, you realise you've been staring at a stranger the whole time.
The awkward moment when you say goodbye, and then you walk in the same direction.
That awkward moment when you were pretending to listen, and then the person asks you a question about what they were saying.
The awkward moment when an emo\Goth goes to McDonald's and orders a happy meal.
the awkward moment when you email your friend a secret, and you end up emailing the wrong person.
The awkward moment when you ask someone when the baby is due, and it turns out they're just fat.
That awkward moment when you end a sentence with "don't you agree?" and they say, "NO."
The awkward moment when a black kid (NO OFFENSE TO ANYONE) asks you to pass the skin coloured crayon. (I mean do they mean the brown or the tan?
The awkward moment when you're at a friend's house and they're parents start yelling at your friend, and you're just standing there, awkwardly petting their dog.
The awkward moment when you have to end an Awkward moment list, because its taking too much time.
What a Good Boyfriend Should do:
When she's staring at your mouth- kiss her
When she hits or punches you- grab on and don't let go
When she hasn't answered in a while- tell her everything will be okay
When she tells you she loves you- say you love her too
When she walking away- give her a huge bear hug from the back
When she leans her head on your shoulder- tilt her head up and kiss her
When you see her at her worst- tell her she's beautiful
When she's quieter than usual- ask her what's wrong
When she is crying- hold her
When you know she's lying- tell her that you know
When she's in a bad mood- tell her you love her
When she's angry- let her vent to you
When she wants something- give it to her
When she had a bad day- give her flowers or chocolate
When she steals your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you, Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt, Back yourself up
When she says that she likes you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grabs at your hands, Hold hers' and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
The administrators are, as of June 8th, going to be taking down Fics that have sexual scenes or extreme violence. Now I have for a long time thought that the line between 'M' and 'MA' ratings were blurred, but the way to solve it is NOT like this. You can't just take down a 100,000 word fic just because it has a sex scene in a chapter that is only 1000 words long. Now I urge you all to read the petition below, sign it, and repost this to your own fics. Hopefully if we make enough noise everything will return to normal. Thank you.
Greetings to the fine folk that moderate our site.
Myself, along with many, have been writing and posting on your fine site for years now, some of the better examples of up and coming writers out there are now suddenly finding some of the stories we've come to love at risk of being removed without the chance to even rectify our errors.
It's quite easy to simply add an MA rating, additional filters or even a simple requirement for a free membership to read the stories presented here, and would cut down on hateful anonymous reviews and posts at the same time, so I have to question as to why such a thing, in all this time, simply wasn't added.
If you're worried about falsification of a registration then have an appropriate disclaimer and then there can be no dispute, you took your steps and the PARENTS didn't monitor their children, if that is even your concern. If it is more of a personal view or desire then please at least let people know and give them a chance to remove a story that you and yours find offensive, most people on the site are actually rather cordial when it comes to such requests.
While I cannot say for sure if this letter will even reach those that may be willing to listen, of if it's more akin to a wide spectrum purge in preparation for something bigger, please understand that you are going to be looseing a LARGE number of your writers, and thus your income from a lack of readers if there is not some level of action taken to help with this situation.
For those that may agree with this, please feel free to sign on and send this to the support server, maybe we can get some movement on this.
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Masane Amaha's King
Nero Angelo Sparda
Fluffy Bunnies Are So Cute
Authors of Awesomeness
Please copy, paste, and add your name to this petition. I know a lot of you don't read, and don't respect those who write the more graphic fics. But we're not just talking about sex here, people. We're talking about people's creativity being smashed down because others think it's not okay to write about sex or violence. I understand there are children on the site. But there are also adults who have as much of a right to freedom of speech/press/whatever you want to call it. Please sign this. Please.
"If you don't look like an Abercrombie model don't expect me to look like a Barbie."
"You call me a bitch well... A BITCH IS A DOG, DOGS BARK, BARK IS ON TREES, TRESS ARE NATURE AND NATURE IS BEAUTIFUL... thanks for the compliment."
"I'm not the girl your mom warned you about, her imagination was never this good."
"Keep your head up high, people would kill to see you fall."
"I'll try anything once, TWICE if I like it."
"You say you don't care but your heart knows the truth."
"Don't play games with girls who can play 'em better."
"Everything he tells you know he told me first, so stop thinking you're something special."
"He said: 'I love you.' I sneezed and said: 'Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.'"
"If he's dumb enough to walk away then be smart enough to let him go."
"A girl worth kissing is not easily kissed."
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile. (I ALMOST CRIED!)
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.
She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'
His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'
'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'
Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''
'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
'My mommy loves white roses.'
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.
I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.
Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.
And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
you can go on and forget about this or you can copy and paste in it on your profile. whichever you pick is you desicion!
1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart
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92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or their favorite celebrity told them it wasn't cool to breath. Put this on your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
I smile because I have no idea what's going on!
One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!
I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?
Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real. You want a perfect girl? Go buy a Barbie
Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them!
I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.
I used up all my sick days...so I called in dead.
Stressed is Desserts backwards :)
When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!
You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.
There's a light at the end of every tunnel...lets just hope it's not a train.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
I am in shape...round is a shape.
I don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in my pool.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder.
Boys are like trees – they take fifty years to grow up.
Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.
Forecast for tonight: darkness.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die.
Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.
If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the heck are you scared?!
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.
Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water!
Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking.
If someone asked me, "Why do you love Maximum Ride people? They'll never love you back?", I'd answer, "WHY DO YOU BREATHE-YOUR GONNA DIE ANYWAYS?"
You know you live in 2009 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. (Don't lie!)
If you have a HUGE profile (and you know it), but keep on adding stuff to it, then add this to your profile
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile
If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile (ok, not so much the stealing the boyfriend part, but killing them 'cause their being an idiot and deserve it.)
IF YOU ARE ON A MAJOR SUGAR RUSH RIGHT NOW COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE (SUGAR RUSH!!!! ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
IF YOU'VE EVER LEAPED DOWN THE HALLWAY OF A HOTEL AND TURNED THE CORNER AND SAW PEOPLE STARING AT YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE
IF YOU JUST LEAPED DOWN THE HALLWAY OF YOUR HOUSE AND STUCK THE LANDING AND BOWED FOR YOUR BROTHER AND RAN AWAY COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE
If you think Fang is hot...copy and paste this on your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. (All the time, everyday)
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
If you are OBSESSED with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.
Make a list of your 12 favorite characters in no particular order:
1. Maximum Ride
4. Tobias E.\Four
5. Tris P.
6. Annabeth C.
8. Nico D'Angelo
9. Percy Jackson
10. Thalia Grace
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
NO NO NO NO They don't know each other, they aren't in the same series even and they're both girls...
2. Do you think Four is cute? How cute?
oh my gosh! I love Four, and I Just realised number Four is FOUR\Tobias or at least, that's his nickname, because he only has four fears. He's so cute!
3. What would happen if Eleven got Eight pregnant?
Um... Nico is a guy and he can't get pregnant. If he got Christina pregnant, well, that would be weird, but Tris would freak, and if Will was still alive, he'd be mad, because Christina's his girlfriend and all. too bad Will died... :( I love him, he'd be in this list if he was still alive, but he died in the first book! ...
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Duh! He's Tris's boyfriend, so he's really important.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
NO, because i love Trobias\Fourtris. But sure, IF he wasn't Tris's boyfriend, it's be kinda cute. But I like Percabeth, too. GAH! this is ruining my favorite couples!
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
um, well I think that Tris and Thals would be friends. Like, if Tobias\Four wasn't there, she would definitely join the hunters. Percy and Tris... uh... IDK.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Eight making out?
FANG and NICO??? WHy do you hate NICO? Well, Total would run and get MAX...?
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Angel has control issues. Max kicked her out of the flock because she has betrayed their trust too many times, and Angel is found by a group of girls in New York. A girl named Thalia leads them. But what happens when Thalia, Angel's only friend, falls in love with a boy? Will Angel leave with Thalia?
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Well, if Nico was older, and Fang was gone, I guess Max might like him. I don't really think they're fluffy people, though.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Eleven hurt/comfort fic.
The Dog and the Dauntless?
11. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Something depressing. No, I'd choose ALREADY DEAD by Cherri Bomb. SO what if it's a girl band?!
12. If you wrote a One/Six/Eleven fic, what would the warning be?
Max\Annabeth\Christina... They would like kill anyone would came near them... Wow.
13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Today... Tris is awesome!
Questions to Ponder...
Why can pizza get to your house faster then an ambulance?(It's true!)
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?
Where's the good in goodbye?
Why are they called apartments when they all stick together?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Am I the only one who finds it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?
When the guy first discovered milk...what do you think he was doing?
I'm so deppressed right now. My cousin's are putting their dog to sleep and I love their dog... :( :(
Bucket List: Things To Do Before You Die
:) = Completed
set my hair on fire :)
jump off a roof :)
indoor sky dive
swear in front of a teacher
skinny dip with other people
dye my hair
get on television or the news for something that isn't good
break a bone
publish a book
give flowers to a random stranger on Mother's Day
visit most of the countries in Europe
walk on the Great Wall of China
ride the famous Chicago Ferris wheel
steal socks from one of my friends :)
meet one of my idols or role models
be there when someone dies
carve my name into a tree :)
I wish I was strong enough to lift not one but both of us
Some day I will be strong enough to lift not one but both of us
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