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Author has written 18 stories for Dragon Ball Z, Tomb Raider, X-Men, X-Men: The Movie, and Mass Effect. I'm just an odd little turtle. Science fiction is awesome. I'm 30, a geek, and married to an equally geeky geek (but don't tell him that). Feedback is appreciated, but not required. I write for my own enjoyment as well as the enjoyment of others. I respond to any feedback given. Questions welcome. Enjoy the Arts, X-men, Mass Effect, Tomb Raider, DBZ, Babylon 5, Star Wars Trilogy, Star Wars: The Knights of the Old Republic, Kim Possible, and others Favorite characters: Colossus, Shadowcat, Kaidan Alenko, Fem!Shep, Urdnot Wrex, Lara Croft, Vegeta, Bulma, Cable, Domino, Wolverine, Illyana Rasputin, Nightcrawler, Rogue, Carth Onasi, Luke and Mara Skywalker, Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable, and others Least favorite characters: Naruto, Quicksilver, Pete Wisdom, Liara T'Soni, Tien, Yamucha, Gambit, Tali'Zorah nar Rayya, Garrus Vakarian, Lunch, Ashley Williams, Juhani, Sage, and others For my sixth year anniversary on Fanfiction dot net, I changed my password. Go me! Hopefully, I'll remember it. Six years! Woo!! Update 9/26/09: Just realized how old I feel as many of the stories I read are from teens. cries My fics are as follows: Complete (Kinda, still open for one-shots as they come to me): Questionable Edibles - X-men, comic style - set in the Warrior with No Name Universe - Mostly humorous drabbles that have no place in the current stories, but are fillers and are canon to the universe. Kiotr Complete: Eliza - Mass Effect 'verse - In-game just after the Luna mission. Alenko reflects and ELIZA reacts to the death of her "offspring". Current Story: Redundant - Mass Effect retelling that explores the Female Shepard and Alenko relationship in a "natural" way and mixes it in with "other" love interests and sprinkles it with awkwardness, humor, action and more scenes and dialogue options than was featured in the game. Rated M for violence, adult situations and language. Some scenes edited for FF and only available on my LJ. If you haven't played the game, you will be spoiled and/or confused. Just saying. Shenko, Fem!Shep/Alenko/Williams, Williams/Joker/Alenko, Fem!Shep/Alenko/Liara Current Story: The Warrior with No Name - X-men, comic style - What if Colossus and Shadowcat didn't actually meet until they were adults? KIOTR, baby. Rated M for language and adult situations. First of Trilogy. Current Story: Stepping Stones - X-men & Spiderman Crossover, comic style - What if Colossus and Spiderman became best buds? What if they were roommates? What if Piotr and Kitty Pryde were pen pals? Kiotr and other pairings. Set in the 80s and 90s. Rated T, but may change for Piotr Rasputin and Peter Parker's Savage Land Adventure... oh, yes, I'm going there... ;) but not like that! Current Story: Pickles and Cheese - X-men, drabbles/fluff/whatever tickles my toad - Gimme words, I make them into short little pieces and post here or to my livejournal. Forthcoming: The Daughter of Time - X-men, comic style - set in the Warrior with No Name Universe - What happened to Illyana during her ten years in Limbo? Sequel to The Warrior with No Name. 2nd story in the TrilogyRated M - Edited for FF, some scenes only available on my LJ. Forthcoming: The Secret War (tentative title) - X-men, AU Exiles-style Secret Wars Kiotr - What if the Secret Wars hadn't taken place on Battleworld? What if the point of the Secret Wars were to "fix" an alternate timeline? What if the only way to repair the time line was to kill Kitty? Kiotr, naturally. Rated T, but may change. Sequel to The Daughter of Time, final story of The Warrior with No Name Trilogy. On hold: X4: Brood War - X-men, movie style - What happens when the Brood rears its ugly, evil head? Chaos and a deep space adventure, of course. Kiotr, Romy. Retcons galore! The result of watching X3 and a .49 cent comic sale at my local comic book store. Rated T, but may change. On hold (Unhappy w/ Underground, rethinking plot): Tomb Raider: Forgotten Savior - Lara Croft must find the missing pieces of the Marticoras before the Covenant finds them; must defend Kurtis from himself, herself and slew of bad guys; and, of course, must save the world. LCxKT implied Discontinued: All DBZ fics. I've moved on and can no longer relate to the characters, and my writing style has progressed a ways. Input always welcome. Buruma and Vegeta | |||||||||||
1. Redundant » reviewsAlenko/Fem!Shep retold with extras. Quirks, action, dirty jokes, humor in more places than intended. Pass the turnips, not the sock. Wash, rinse, repeat. Clothing optional.Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 57,586 - Reviews: 80 - Updated: 11-2-09 - Published: 4-3-09 - Kaidan A.2. Same Old Story » reviewsSame story, different Shepard, different Consequences, not so many side quests. Renegade Kaidan/Fem!Shep. 1st Person POV. No turnips allowed--well, maybe.Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,297 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 9-19-09 - Published: 7-1-09 - Kaidan A. & Shepard3. Odd Little Words » reviews20 randomly-prompted, X-Men-related, Shadowcat- & Colossus-centric sentences; some happy, some sappy, and some badly written--well, maybe all of them are badly written, but still! You try fitting all that fluff into one sentence! :PX-Men - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,075 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-12-09 - Katherine P./Shadowcat4. ELIZA reviewsOne-shot. AIs being AIs, and the humans who destroy them. It's fun. Really.Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-13-09 - Kaidan A. & Shepard - Complete5. Stepping Stones » reviewsTwo roommates find trouble, love, and friendship as they grow older. Very AU Kiotr. Spider-Man/Colossus team up. No BND/OMD, no secret wars, no limbo, no messiah babies. I played Yahtzee with the villains... Other pairings, too.X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,192 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-27-08 - Katherine P./Shadowcat & Piotr R./Peter/Colossus6. The Warrior with No Name » reviewsWhat if Colossus and Shadowcat didn't actually meet until they were adults? 616-Earth? Pffft. Please. AU Kiotr, baby. 1st of 3 stories set in this universe.X-Men - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 29 - Words: 74,213 - Reviews: 137 - Updated: 12-10-08 - Published: 4-18-08 - Piotr R./Peter/Colossus & Katherine P./Shadowcat7. Pickles and Cheese » reviewsKiotr, Old School X-men, Drabbles, Fluff. It's so sweet you need Pickles and Cheese to fix the toothache. See? I can be creative when I want to. XDX-Men - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-27-08 - Katherine P./Shadowcat & Piotr R./Peter/Colossus8. There and Back Again reviewsSo Kitty fell out of the Bullet O' Doom as it passed through New Zealand... So go get her already. Open-ended one-shot.X-Men - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-26-08 - Katherine P./Shadowcat & Piotr R./Peter/Colossus9. XMen 4: Brood War reviewsOld-fashioned, if not good, science fiction: What happens when the evil Brood aliens make the Shi’ar their hosts? A healthy overdose of chaos and a deep space adventure, of course. There goes the neighborhood. Follows the events of X3.X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,795 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-17-0810. Phasing Trouble reviewsTitle says everything... AU KIOTR... Set within the Warrior with No Name timeline...attempted humor?X-Men - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-6-08 - Katherine P./Shadowcat & Piotr R./Peter/Colossus - Complete11. Xmen: Reality Check Movie vs Comic reviewsSomehow Colossus from 616-Earth Comicverse ends up on the Movieverse Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters’ lawn. Thinking him a threat to Kitty his Katya , the younger Rasputin powers up and faces off with his older, reality travelling self.X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-18-08 - Colossus & Shadowcat/Kitty - Complete12. Questionable Edibles » reviewsDrabbles from the cast of The Warrior with No Name that didn't fit anywhere in the story... AU Illyana and PiotrX-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-4-08 - Published: 5-3-08 - Piotr R./Peter/Colossus13. Tomb Raider: Forgotten Savior » reviewsRewrite. The Monstrum strikes again. In search of the Martichoras puzzle pieces, Lara must face her past, present and future and save the world from the Great Work of the Nephilim. Who are the Covenant, and what do they have to do with anything? ch 7 upTomb Raider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,909 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 10-26-07 - Published: 8-11-0514. Flying Mushroom People reviewsA new semi-but-not-quite-romantic comedy by The Odd Little Turtle Named Froggie featuring Bulma and Vegeta. An interaction of sorts. Funny.Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-21-04 - Bulma & Vegeta15. Cooties reviewsA short one shot. Bulma convinces Vegeta that he shouldn't kill her. Circle Circle Dot Dot, Vegeta get your cootie shot! Language warning.Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-21-04 - Bulma & Vegeta - Complete16. Love in the Cheetos Flavored Ice Cream » reviewsComplete Bulma's pregnant and trying to deal with it. Vegeta's just gotten back. How will he deal with Bulma's pregnancy? HUMOR alert. Final Ch Up! Review Review!Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,209 - Reviews: 52 - Updated: 2-18-04 - Published: 12-26-03 - Bulma & Vegeta - Complete17. Fight the Good Fight reviewsBegins just after the Saiya-jin are defeated and has no definite ending. Going to encompass the struggle for survival on Namek and "those 3 years". Attempted humor in places.Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,029 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-13-03 - Bulma & Vegeta18. All Good Things reviewsJust after Namek. Vegeta's a cold blooded killer. Hmm. His thoughts on killing the humans. Attempted and failed humor.Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-27-03 - Vegeta & Bulma
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