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Author has written 9 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Angel Beats!/エンジェルビーツ.
Okay, I saw some other fanfic writer put this on their profile page and I was kinda like 'well that's a clever idea' sort of thing, so I'm just gonna steal it (plagiarism shh!) and basically write up here some of my fanfictions and how they're coming along writing-wise for anyone who's interested.
I have a bunch of ideas just warning you
Emperor's Bodyguard: Finished, idk if it's going to have a sequel, will probably depend on the reviews I get but... so far probably not, if I take this one down off my profile page, it means I've decided whether or not to sequel [Lingfan, AlMei]
KH Romantic One-shots: I am still doing these, but they are each taking a little while [Ship away my friends]
FMA Romantic One-shots: have a few of these written up, will probably try to upload some soon, but again, not my priority at the moment, more for when I have writer's block in one of my other stories [No particular ship]
PKH: Bring rewritten- pretty slow, I have other priorities at the moment [RokuShi, Namiku, Sokai, AxelxOC]
PKH2: My current priority, slowly writing myself into a hole with this but oh well, I'm doing my best [RokuShi, Namiku, Sokai, CloTi, Terqua, ZackxAerith, VentusxOc, AxelxOc, DemyxxOc, VanitasxOC (possibly)]
The Doomed And The Dreamer: Homestuck fanfic, in two parts, sadstuck I guess, written, will be uploaded at one point or another [first part is Karezi, second part is KatNep]
Doki Doki Pandora High: Pandora Hearts fanfic, unplanned, it's probs gonna be one of those really common stories but welp [OzAlice, idk, I'll try to put in some other shippings but it'll depend on how the story goes]
New Beginnings: I am currently planning the rewritten version, I will focus all of my efforts on this once I have finished PKH2, the new version will be somewhat different to the original, not too many differences but... yeah [OtonashixKanade, HinataxYui, NodaxYuri, OoyamaxShiina]
A Day Of Freedom: Just a little kingdom hearts oneshot thing, no actual pairings
Heroic Failure & Misinterpreted Love: Silly little RokuShi oneshots
Split My Heart: Kingdom Hearts fanfic, probably multiple chapters but currently unplanned, no pairings yet
What If?: Kingdom Hearts fanfic, unplanned, no pairings, probably OCs, probably multiple chapters
The Love Worth Fighting For: Unplanned, multi-chapters [RokuShi, Namiku, SoKai]
Shakespearian Hearts: This will be a bunch of different fanfictions part of a series, the first one will be called Riku and Namine, and is (obviously) a Namiku fanfic, each one will be multi-chapters, unplanned
Wrong Tower!: KH fanfic, multi chapter, a light, stupid type of story, unplanned [Namiku, RokuShi]
Pick Me Up: A bunch of one-shots, could be a fanfic for any particular fandom at the moment because of reasons, might actually end up something like the Romantic One-shot ones
Rain: Roy hated the rain, he was useless in it, and now, it always seemed to be raining- just a little FMAB fanfic thing, no particular pairings, there might be mentions of some I suppose? One-shot, unplanned
I'll Wait For You: Kingdom Hearts one-shot for a friend, unplanned [AxelxOC]
Party Hard and Fall In Love: Bad name but hush, for now, it's staying like that; a whole lotta OC pairings, Bec, this is the story that I promised you, you get to have your cookies in this one at last, multi-chapter probs, unplanned
Nobody With A Heart: Multi-chapter, kinda planned? [AxelxOC, RokuShi, Namiku, SoKai]
Sgrub: It's exactly what it looks like, multi-chapter, multiple pairings, homestuck fanfic
A Country's Blame: FMAB fanfic, idk, looking at the summary of my planning it reminds me a little of the whole Scar fiasco but welps, unplanned, multi-chapter [Royai, AlMei, LingFan, EdWin, Bross and HavBec (maybe)]
Meddling Friends: Multi-chapter, a whole lotta OCs, Kingdom Hearts fanfic, unplanned
A Forgotten Grudge: FMAB, kinda like Emperor's Bodyguard I guess except extremely not, unplanned multi-chapter [LingFan, AlMei, EdWin (a whole lotta EdWin) Royai maybe]
Fullmetal Poet: This one's a bit of a maybe, idk if I'm going to write it or not, it'll be multi-chapter, with a bunch of different pairings
Operation AkuBeku: Yes, Bec, it's exactly what it looks like, I am putting this one up here for the sole purpose of waiting to see how long it takes for you to see it and react [a bunch of OC pairings, the main one being AkuBeku >]
Immortal: FMAB, let's just say Ed's adventures didn't stop just because he no longer had alchemy, multi-chapter [EdWin, AlMei? idk]
The Alchemist's Revenge: Okay, I'm getting bored of writing out all of my fanfic stories... um... multi-chapter, yeah [EdWin, maybe Royai]
The Alchemist's Plan: A prequel to Alchemist's Revenge, multi-chapter, unless I have a sudden change of heart, probably not too much emphasis on shippings
Whenever There's A Flame: FMAB fanfic, Roy, Royai, multi-chapter
A New Age: Angel Beats fanfic, sadstuck, except it's not sadstuck because it's not Homestuck, but still, multi-chapters (maybe), inspired by the alternative Angel Beats ending, unplanned [a bit of OtonashixKanade]
Girls DeMo: Angel Beats fanfic, um... mostly a friendship type fanfic, multiple chapters because wow, I seem to have issues with writing one-shots :T no particular pairings
Doomed: Homestuck fanfic, sadstuck, very sadstuck, hopefully, I want to make you cry, idk if I'll succeed, but that's the plan, I'm talking rivers of tears here, I want 'em, multi-chapter, unplanned [Dave and John bros, Strilonde (not romatically, sorry, I'm talking siblingness) DaveJade, JohnRose]
Karkalicious: Don't ask [multiple pairings]
The Real Dave: Homestuck, sadstuck I guess, Davesprite, planned one-shot [DaveJadesprite]
Karkunzel: Again, you don't want to know, multi-chapters [Karezi, idk if there'll be any other pairings]
Hangover: Homestuck one-shot, being written [RoxyDirk]
Beforus: Pre-scratch trolls, unplanned, multi-chapter, Homestuck (duh), many shipping
Okay... I have a lot of ideas shush, anyway, onto other things now!
I like reading, drawing and writing. I actually originally wanted to be an author but... well... it relies on people's opinion of your writing and I have no confidence in my writing so I doubt I'll become one.
Anime; Kaichou wa Maid Sama, Pandora Hearts, Angel Beats, Toradora, Fullmetal Alchemist, D.N.Angel, Mirai Nikki, K-On, Fairy Tail, Princess Princess, Tokyo Mew Mew, Black Blood Brothers, Mawaru Penguindrum, Death Note, Fruits Basket, halfway through Inuyasha
Manga; Ouran High Host Club, Fruits Basket
Games; Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy, The World Ends With You, Okami, Shadow Tale, Legend Of Zelda
Authors; Emily Rodda, Garth Nix, Rick Riordan, Terry Pratchet, James Patterson, J.K. Rowling, Eoin Colfer, Anthony Horowitz
Some of shippings I ship:
Kingdom Hearts: SoKai, Namiku (my second favourite), Rokushi (kyaa! The most adorable pairing ever! My OTP!), TerQua and Haylette
Ouran High Host Club: Tamaki x Haruhi, Hikaru x Haruhi
Kaichou Wa Maid Sama: Usui x Misaki and Yukimura x Kanou
Angel Beats: Otonashi x Kanade (Tenshi), Yui x Hinata, Yuri x Noda (at first I shipped Yuri and Otonashi together, then...), Ooyama x Shiina (it's a bit of weird pairing, fine, but I have my reasons), Hinata x Otonashi (the ultimate Bromance), Ooyama x food and Noda x halberd (I think that's how you spell it)
Fullmetal Alchemist: Royai, EdWin, AlMei, LingFan, Bross, HavBec and ShesKain
Pandora Hearts: Alice x Oz (my OTP), Break x Sharon, Ada x Elliot, Leo x Books, Vincent x Scissors, Break x candy, Gil x Cats (heehee), Jack x Will of Abyss
OC Shippings: AkuBeku/Bec-Lea, Mariku and Zemyx (seeing as how it is an OC pairing, I think it should be obvious I'm not talking about Zexion, I got nothing against the pairing- people ship what they ship, they're allowed to if they want- but this is Demyx x Emily/Zem)
Nonfandom Shippings (mostly not serious): Jupitearth, MalLogic, BecTop, Jessooks and ZemMar (which is officially canon guys, its OFFICIAL)
Okay, that was my random rant moment... and I just realised I haven't introduced myself. Okay then...
My name is Jessica, and I am a fanwarrior, meaning, if you offend my OTP I will hurt you ;) However, it also means that I will respect your OTP too, no matter what it is. I'm in Year Eleven (oh wow, I feel old now I kind of hadn't really realised it yet, like... it hadn't sunk in O.o) and I have the BEST friends ever!
Speaking of my friends, one of my friends (Bec) also has a fanfic site, and she is the most awesome person ever! Unlike me, she is actually funny, so you guys should totally go and check out her profile. She is an awesome author, like seriously.
To check out her profile, click Right here come on, you know you want to ;)
I have nothing else I want to say so intead I'm gonna do a Kingdom Hearts survey that I got off Bec, oh! and for the record, some of the answers are actually hers, I basically just agreed with her and couldn't be bothered to change it :)
1. Your favourite KH guy?
2. Your favourite KH girl?
3. Your least favourite KH guy? Why?
Xehanort's a bit of a bully so...
4. Your least favourite KH girl? Why?
Larxene I guess...
5. Favourite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)
6. Least Favourite World?
7. Favourite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)
8. Least Favourite Weapon?
9. Favourite Summon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)
10. Favourite Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)
11. Favourite Pairing? (Includes yaoi coupling) Why?
12. Least Favourite Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?
13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List them.
For the record... they're weird and stuff... and kinda cool... but I don't... ship these or anything, just thought I should mention that
14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?
Axel and Xemnas.
15. Any "KH-pet-peeves" you have?
16. Favourite Partner in KH? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)
SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?
17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory?
18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?
19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?
(I'm actually being completely serious here people. I mean, think about, just because he's a total girl, doesn't mean he's gay)
20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?
She is a bit annoying in KH 2, but I don't think she's that bad, honestly she's okay, I think she's actually usually quite nice (see I originally hated her, something about her just... I couldn't bring myself to like her, but now I feel bad about hating her for no reason whatsoever, especially when she's actually pretty nice, so I'm trying really hard to be nice about her and to like her)... not to mention... you can't have SoKai without Kairi... otherwise it'd just be... Sora...?
SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!
21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?
22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?
23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?
No, it added to the storyline and developed Namine’s character, it also gave Riku some ‘rehab’ time.
24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?
25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?
26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?
When I first got this survey and didn't know what lemon was, my friend (Bec) who sent it to me asked the next day what I answered to the question that asked whether or not I liked lemon, and I was like, "it was a bit off topic don't you think? But I put that I think they're okay but they need sugar or something with them otherwise they're too sour" and she bursts out laughing at me, it wasn't till like... three days later that she told me what it actually was :T
Another moment was... well... you see, I had originally got really excited when my friend (Bec again) showed me this scene in Kingdom Hearts where Sora sings, later on, she's like, "oh Jess, I have Under the Sea on my computor, wanna hear it?" and I was all like "OMFG! YES!" Sora has such a cute singing voice!" So she plays it and I'm all like going, here he comes! Here he comes! Then he starts singing... in Japanese. Bec bursts out laughing at my face. But to be honest, I rather like his Japanese singing voice now as well, he sounds cute either way I think. Ha! Take that Bec >:D
27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?
28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be?
29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?
30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?
SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...
Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" is unacceptable!!
31. Hayner or Pence?
32. Zexion or Marluxia?
33. Riku or Roxas?
34. Roxas or Sora?
35. Axel or Demyx?
36. Kairi or Larxene?
37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?
38. Namixas or Namiku?
39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?
40. SoKai or SoRiku?
41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?
42. Cloud or Leon?
43. CloTi of Clerith?
44. Simple and Clean or Passion?
SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!
45. List all the KH character you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy character as well)
46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?
47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!
48. Which new KH game can you absolutely NOT wait for?
49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?
50. Are you a Kingdom Hearts yaoi or hentai fan?
51. List your collection of Kingdom Hearts junk and merchandise, if any.
SO happy! Now all I need is a necklace for Ven, and a plushi for the three of them... I sleep with two stuffed dogs, I named the older one Ven and the newer one Roxas (Bec's suggestion, isn't she smart?) does that count as 'merchandise' or whatever?
52. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Kingdom Hearts character? If so who?
53.AxelxKairi or AxelxRoxas?
54. Which path is your favourite? Light, Darkness, Dawn, or Twilight?
Not my answer, that's how my friend Bec answered hers, but I feel the same way, either Dawn or Light.
55. Do you support the 'Axel is gay for Roxas' theory?
56. Your favourite Organization Xlll member(s)?
(I'm in love with the two in bold so they're slightly more favourite then the others... heehee)
57. Are you pro-Kairi or anti-Kairi?
58. Have you played all the Kingdom Hearts games?
59. Have you read the manga?
60. Do you believe Sora has ADHD?
61. Japanese or English?
62. Pro-Naminé or Anti-Naminé?
63. Demyx = Annoying or funny?
64. Do you believe Demyx's Somebody was from Atlantica (Splash Island)?
65. Zexion = Sexy beast or Emo?
66. Which character would be the best crossdresser?
67. Axel = Gay or straight?
68. Do you like Kingdom Hearts fanfics?
69 Do you write Kingdom Hearts fanfics?
Do I write fanficition?
Are my fanfictions any good?
70. Do you like lemons?
71. Do your parents know any Kingdom Hearts characters?
72. Have you watched the Kingdom Hearts Crazy Files?
73. Have you seen the 'Axel Falls For Kairi' series?
74. Have you ever got someone else hooked on Kingdom Hearts?
75. Have you ever been drawing the characters in school and have someone randomly say "WOAH! you like Kingdom Hearts too!?"
76. Have you ever been in class drawing any of the characters and the teacher comes up to you and says "WTF is this?! O.o;"
77. Has Kingdom Hearts affected your school life and grades?
78. Are you broke thanks to Kingdom Hearts?
79. Do you want to eat sea-salt ice cream?
80. Would you ever join Organization XIII?
81. Do you draw Kingdom Hearts fanart? If so, count how many there is in your gallery.
I've drawn an AkuBeku one as a present for Bec, I drew a RokuShi that can kind of be interpreted as other pairings but its meant to be RokuShi, I have a couple of ideas for Namiku, and I have a big idea for this drawing with TerQua, SoKai, AkuBeku, VenJess, RokuShi, Zemyx (not Zexion and Demyx, but my friend Zem and Demyx) Namiku, Mariku (yes, I figured out how to do both at the same time without it loooking like Riku is cheating on anyone), and just a few random characters added in (Xehanort- grinning pervetedly in the front, Selphie, and Vani), other than that, I haven't been able to yet, but I want to. I'll just hide my drawings after I've finished them and never allow anyone to ever see them!
Oh! I've also drawn another AkuBeku one, a Zemyx (Zem and Demyx) and an Mariku
82. Is Riku still sexy even possessed by Ansem the Heartless?
Is he ever NOT sexy!?
83. Do you have a Kingdom Hearts OC?
84. Do your friends like Kingdom Hearts?
85. Who first introduced you to Kingdom Hearts?
86. Do you think DiZ is evil, nice, both, or neither?
87. What's your favourite Kingdom Hearts game?
88. Looking back at some of your answers do you think Kingdom Hearts has taken over your life?
89. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?
The animation is amazing, the storyline and plot is unlike anything I've ever heard of, the characters are all loveable and unique, and its so interesting playing the next game and having a bit more of the story told, a bit more of the mysteries solved, and getting to go back to previous game and noticing the things that had led to the ending.
Number 12 random/favourite Kingdom Hearts characters (in no particular order, and preferably original characters) and answer the questions!
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
2) Do you think Four is hot?
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
6) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.
7) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
8) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
9) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
10) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Riku to use on... Ventus!?!? Ummm... :O... :T... you... I... we... umm... hey baby what's shaking... I don't know! Rku and Ventus wouldn't even... it just would not work! In any way possible. The universe will explode before something like that happens! Besides... we all know Riku isn't a smooth talker.
11) Cuter couple? Five/Nine or Ten/Twelve?
Vanitas/Terra or Riku/Namine... hmmm... I wonder. Namiku (yay! I actually ship this too!). Definitely :D
12) What would Six say if they saw Eight and Three kissing?
13) How would you feel if Eleven died?
14) Which is a more disturbing pairing? One/Four or One/Seven?
15) Would Eight ever want to kill Five?
16) Would Four or Nine be sad if Twelve got run over by a car?
I myself would be crying my eyes out.
17) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
18)"(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (3). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief, unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (4)."
Roxas and Xion are in a happy relationship (Yay! My OTP! :D) until Xion runs off with Sora (WTF? Why should she run off and leave Roxas! D:>). Roxas, broken-hearted has a hot one-night stand with Aqua (I'm not even going to comment) and a brief, unhappy affair with Namine, then follows the wise advice of Vanitas (Vanitas and wise do NOT belong in the same sentence) and finds true love with Zexion (and that is why. Seriously? One of the pairings I find the creepiest and... I swear this thing is messed up).
18.5) What title would you give this fic?
Vanitas Is An Idiot, Always Has Been, Always Will Be
(Either that or)
Never Listen To Vanitas And His Romantic Advice, Stab Him Through The Gut Instead, It's A Lot Better For Your Sanity
The first option tends to be the best option (at least in cases like this)
19) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
To be honest though, both Ventus and Namine strike me as the adorable naive types too, so I fail to see how.. what happened could have even been initiated.
Pick 10 random Kingdom Hearts (not including Final Fantasy and Disney) characters. (including yourself for number 4).
These 10 people you just picked are stuck in a house with you for a whole year. There is no leaving the house at all until the year is completely up. If you had to choose a person for every question below, write down which person it would be. They cannot kill or permanently harm one another. (a slap is another matter...)
1) There are five rooms, who would be in each room?
1st = Me and Xion
2nd = Roxas and Sora
3rd = Ventus and Vanitas (I don't know how well they would get along, but it would be better to have Vanitas with someone from his time or whatever, and I am not going to let him share a room with Xehanort, we all know how that would end... creepy old perv.)
4th = Zexion, Demyx and Riku
5th = Xehanort (he will never share a room with anyone)
2) Family picture, who is where, and what are they doing?
3) If there was someone singing in the morning who would it most likely be?
Or Xehanort, acting like he actualy can sing. Who really believes he would be able to though, I mean seriously, come on, I don't think so.
4) If someone was considered the dad and the mom of the house, who would it be?
5) If you wanted candy really badly and the rest of the people in the house had some, who would you take it from?
6) If two people were caught making out in a closet, who would it be?
7) If someone had to watch you brush your teeth (every) morning, who would it be?
8) There was two bags of chips bought at the store, but 20 minutes later they are gone. Who ate them?
9) Who would hate being in the house the most?
10) Someone took a (brand spanking new) pair of socks that were never worn, who is the thief?
11) Someone swept all the dirt under the rug, who was it?
12) If there were arguments in the house, who would be the ones arguing?
Me and Van
Ven and Xehanort
Ven and Van
Sora and Xehanort
Sora and Van
Riku and Xehanort
Riku and Van
You get the idea
13) Who would be the one missing their boyfriend/girlfriend that wasn’t in the house with them?
14) You walked down stairs in the middle of the night for a glass of water, someone is dancing on the table in there Leopard Thong, who is the crazy one?
Xehanort - My eyes! I swear to God Xehanort! If you don't get the f* out of that thing and off the table in the next three seconds you're going to have spending the night outside, naked! And you can be arrested for indecent exposure!
Riku - Riku... we all know you're hot, so please, get the f* out of the thong before I gouge my eyes out
Vanitas - Are you serious Van? What, you heard Xehanort was doing it so you just had to have a go? Get in some normal clothes now before I castrate you.
Sora - Sora! What are you doi- ... you ate the ice-cream in the freezer didn't you?
Demyx - Not again! I swear to God Demyx! Get out of that thong! You do not look good in spots!
Ven (maybe if he was dared by Sora) - Ven...? What are you... meh. *Sits down and waits for Ven to stop*
15) A pillow fight broke through, who started it?
Sora and Ven
Ven and Van
16) There's a marathon of your favourite TV show, what is it? And who would be watching it with you?
17) There’s a prankster in the house that put plastic on the two toilets in the house, who are the pranksters?
18) The music’s too loud, who turned it up?
19) There’s a mouse crawling on the floor all over the house,
20) Someone’s crying, who is it and what happened?
21) Who made pancakes in the morning and almost caught the house on fire?
22) Who gets sick of each other the fastest in the house?
23) Someone’s tanning on the roof who is it
Xehannort... why him? He's a creepy old perv. do I need any more reason?
24) Who is the tallest in the house?
25) Who is the shortest in the house?
In fact! For the record, I am not short! Just... vertically challenged! In fact, not even that! I am not short at all! Everyone around me is simply... tall. Yeah, that's it.
26) Who is the loudest?
27) Who is the clown?
28) Who is the most respectful?
(I'm kinda a bit of everything I guess you could say)
29) Who is the one you go to talk to the most?
(Pretty much anyone except for Van or Xehanort)
30) Who is the one that always comes up with stupid ideas?
31) Who is in bed first?
32) If someone woke everyone up with pots and pans who would it be?
33) Who is always dancing?
34) Someone has the same sweater as you, so you get mad at them and who is it?
35) You spilt ice all over the kitchen floor, who would be the one to slip on it first?
Who Are You In Organization XIII?
I am Zexion/Roxas
Yay! two of my favourite Organisation members! And Xion and Demyx are right behind them!
MY HAPPINESS IS COMPLETE!!!!! >:D
Saw this and was like, meh, kay, guess I'll do it:
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm curious as to where these stereotypes even came from! What is up with some of these things!
The good thing about this was that I was able to tell a bit about myself without actually having to tell anything about myself, like... having to think up things to tell sort of thing XD
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "You will die in Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to bury the body of the person that made you cry.
FRIENDS: Will pass you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and runs saying “Run –beep- Run!”.
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the cell with you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say, "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"
FRIENDS: wonder about your romantic history
BEST FRIENDS: could blackmail you with it.
FRIENDS: will pick you up when you fall
FRIENDS: will help you with your drug problem
FRIENDS: don’t let you do stupid things
FRIENDS: Would read and then ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!
See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he Talked His friend out of suicide.
See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.
See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.
See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.
Re-Post this if u r against bullying. I bet 95% of u won't.
Your life would probably not be as harsh as -
Have no idea how that sentence ends >:T
But I agree with this entirely so... I reblogged it.
Onto something not so serious...
Here are some sayings that... aren't really sayings but just, things that I have heard people say before and stuff;
'I'm not homicidal, I just killed the guy!'
'That is a big graph, tres are going to die today.'
Religion class; 'But Miss, Jesus told me to speak in class.'
'I wonder if we remembered to lock the door...' 'Hey Robber!'
This one won't make sense unles you've read Shiver by Maggie Stiefvater; 'What was the first thing Sam said to Grace?' 'Ouch'
There you go... I'll probably add more whenever but... you never know... and someone's actually bothered to a)read my profile and b)read this far through it then, wow, you are an amazing person, quadruple thumbs up! Also... you probably have to much time on your hands... or you really like reading.
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