Okay, I saw some other fanfic writer put this on their profile page and I was kinda like 'well that's a clever idea' sort of thing, so I'm just gonna steal it (plagiarism shh!) and basically write up here some of my fanfictions and how they're coming along writing-wise for anyone who's interested.

I have a bunch of ideas just warning you

Emperor's Bodyguard: Finished, idk if it's going to have a sequel, will probably depend on the reviews I get but... so far probably not, if I take this one down off my profile page, it means I've decided whether or not to sequel [Lingfan, AlMei]

KH Romantic One-shots: I am still doing these, but they are each taking a little while [Ship away my friends]

FMA Romantic One-shots: have a few of these written up, will probably try to upload some soon, but again, not my priority at the moment, more for when I have writer's block in one of my other stories [No particular ship]

PKH: Bring rewritten- pretty slow, I have other priorities at the moment [RokuShi, Namiku, Sokai, AxelxOC]

PKH2: My current priority, slowly writing myself into a hole with this but oh well, I'm doing my best [RokuShi, Namiku, Sokai, CloTi, Terqua, ZackxAerith, VentusxOc, AxelxOc, DemyxxOc, VanitasxOC (possibly)]

The Doomed And The Dreamer: Homestuck fanfic, in two parts, sadstuck I guess, written, will be uploaded at one point or another [first part is Karezi, second part is KatNep]

Doki Doki Pandora High: Pandora Hearts fanfic, unplanned, it's probs gonna be one of those really common stories but welp [OzAlice, idk, I'll try to put in some other shippings but it'll depend on how the story goes]

New Beginnings: I am currently planning the rewritten version, I will focus all of my efforts on this once I have finished PKH2, the new version will be somewhat different to the original, not too many differences but... yeah [OtonashixKanade, HinataxYui, NodaxYuri, OoyamaxShiina]

A Day Of Freedom: Just a little kingdom hearts oneshot thing, no actual pairings

Heroic Failure & Misinterpreted Love: Silly little RokuShi oneshots

Split My Heart: Kingdom Hearts fanfic, probably multiple chapters but currently unplanned, no pairings yet

What If?: Kingdom Hearts fanfic, unplanned, no pairings, probably OCs, probably multiple chapters

The Love Worth Fighting For: Unplanned, multi-chapters [RokuShi, Namiku, SoKai]

Shakespearian Hearts: This will be a bunch of different fanfictions part of a series, the first one will be called Riku and Namine, and is (obviously) a Namiku fanfic, each one will be multi-chapters, unplanned

Wrong Tower!: KH fanfic, multi chapter, a light, stupid type of story, unplanned [Namiku, RokuShi]

Pick Me Up: A bunch of one-shots, could be a fanfic for any particular fandom at the moment because of reasons, might actually end up something like the Romantic One-shot ones

Rain: Roy hated the rain, he was useless in it, and now, it always seemed to be raining- just a little FMAB fanfic thing, no particular pairings, there might be mentions of some I suppose? One-shot, unplanned

I'll Wait For You: Kingdom Hearts one-shot for a friend, unplanned [AxelxOC]

Party Hard and Fall In Love: Bad name but hush, for now, it's staying like that; a whole lotta OC pairings, Bec, this is the story that I promised you, you get to have your cookies in this one at last, multi-chapter probs, unplanned

Nobody With A Heart: Multi-chapter, kinda planned? [AxelxOC, RokuShi, Namiku, SoKai]

Sgrub: It's exactly what it looks like, multi-chapter, multiple pairings, homestuck fanfic

A Country's Blame: FMAB fanfic, idk, looking at the summary of my planning it reminds me a little of the whole Scar fiasco but welps, unplanned, multi-chapter [Royai, AlMei, LingFan, EdWin, Bross and HavBec (maybe)]

Meddling Friends: Multi-chapter, a whole lotta OCs, Kingdom Hearts fanfic, unplanned

A Forgotten Grudge: FMAB, kinda like Emperor's Bodyguard I guess except extremely not, unplanned multi-chapter [LingFan, AlMei, EdWin (a whole lotta EdWin) Royai maybe]

Fullmetal Poet: This one's a bit of a maybe, idk if I'm going to write it or not, it'll be multi-chapter, with a bunch of different pairings

Operation AkuBeku: Yes, Bec, it's exactly what it looks like, I am putting this one up here for the sole purpose of waiting to see how long it takes for you to see it and react [a bunch of OC pairings, the main one being AkuBeku >]

Immortal: FMAB, let's just say Ed's adventures didn't stop just because he no longer had alchemy, multi-chapter [EdWin, AlMei? idk]

The Alchemist's Revenge: Okay, I'm getting bored of writing out all of my fanfic stories... um... multi-chapter, yeah [EdWin, maybe Royai]

The Alchemist's Plan: A prequel to Alchemist's Revenge, multi-chapter, unless I have a sudden change of heart, probably not too much emphasis on shippings

Whenever There's A Flame: FMAB fanfic, Roy, Royai, multi-chapter

A New Age: Angel Beats fanfic, sadstuck, except it's not sadstuck because it's not Homestuck, but still, multi-chapters (maybe), inspired by the alternative Angel Beats ending, unplanned [a bit of OtonashixKanade]

Girls DeMo: Angel Beats fanfic, um... mostly a friendship type fanfic, multiple chapters because wow, I seem to have issues with writing one-shots :T no particular pairings

Doomed: Homestuck fanfic, sadstuck, very sadstuck, hopefully, I want to make you cry, idk if I'll succeed, but that's the plan, I'm talking rivers of tears here, I want 'em, multi-chapter, unplanned [Dave and John bros, Strilonde (not romatically, sorry, I'm talking siblingness) DaveJade, JohnRose]

Karkalicious: Don't ask [multiple pairings]

The Real Dave: Homestuck, sadstuck I guess, Davesprite, planned one-shot [DaveJadesprite]

Karkunzel: Again, you don't want to know, multi-chapters [Karezi, idk if there'll be any other pairings]

Hangover: Homestuck one-shot, being written [RoxyDirk]

Beforus: Pre-scratch trolls, unplanned, multi-chapter, Homestuck (duh), many shipping

Okay... I have a lot of ideas shush, anyway, onto other things now!

I like reading, drawing and writing. I actually originally wanted to be an author but... well... it relies on people's opinion of your writing and I have no confidence in my writing so I doubt I'll become one.

Anime; Kaichou wa Maid Sama, Pandora Hearts, Angel Beats, Toradora, Fullmetal Alchemist, D.N.Angel, Mirai Nikki, K-On, Fairy Tail, Princess Princess, Tokyo Mew Mew, Black Blood Brothers, Mawaru Penguindrum, Death Note, Fruits Basket, halfway through Inuyasha

Manga; Ouran High Host Club, Fruits Basket

Games; Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy, The World Ends With You, Okami, Shadow Tale, Legend Of Zelda

Authors; Emily Rodda, Garth Nix, Rick Riordan, Terry Pratchet, James Patterson, J.K. Rowling, Eoin Colfer, Anthony Horowitz

Some of shippings I ship:

Kingdom Hearts: SoKai, Namiku (my second favourite), Rokushi (kyaa! The most adorable pairing ever! My OTP!), TerQua and Haylette

Ouran High Host Club: Tamaki x Haruhi, Hikaru x Haruhi

Kaichou Wa Maid Sama: Usui x Misaki and Yukimura x Kanou

Angel Beats: Otonashi x Kanade (Tenshi), Yui x Hinata, Yuri x Noda (at first I shipped Yuri and Otonashi together, then...), Ooyama x Shiina (it's a bit of weird pairing, fine, but I have my reasons), Hinata x Otonashi (the ultimate Bromance), Ooyama x food and Noda x halberd (I think that's how you spell it)

Fullmetal Alchemist: Royai, EdWin, AlMei, LingFan, Bross, HavBec and ShesKain

Pandora Hearts: Alice x Oz (my OTP), Break x Sharon, Ada x Elliot, Leo x Books, Vincent x Scissors, Break x candy, Gil x Cats (heehee), Jack x Will of Abyss

OC Shippings: AkuBeku/Bec-Lea, Mariku and Zemyx (seeing as how it is an OC pairing, I think it should be obvious I'm not talking about Zexion, I got nothing against the pairing- people ship what they ship, they're allowed to if they want- but this is Demyx x Emily/Zem)

Nonfandom Shippings (mostly not serious): Jupitearth, MalLogic, BecTop, Jessooks and ZemMar (which is officially canon guys, its OFFICIAL)

Okay, that was my random rant moment... and I just realised I haven't introduced myself. Okay then...

My name is Jessica, and I am a fanwarrior, meaning, if you offend my OTP I will hurt you ;) However, it also means that I will respect your OTP too, no matter what it is. I'm in Year Eleven (oh wow, I feel old now I kind of hadn't really realised it yet, like... it hadn't sunk in O.o) and I have the BEST friends ever!

Speaking of my friends, one of my friends (Bec) also has a fanfic site, and she is the most awesome person ever! Unlike me, she is actually funny, so you guys should totally go and check out her profile. She is an awesome author, like seriously.

To check out her profile, click Right here come on, you know you want to ;)

I have nothing else I want to say so intead I'm gonna do a Kingdom Hearts survey that I got off Bec, oh! and for the record, some of the answers are actually hers, I basically just agreed with her and couldn't be bothered to change it :)

1. Your favourite KH guy?
Ummm... I like most of them. I guess Ven

2. Your favourite KH girl?
Xion...? I like Olette though, and Aqua's pretty cool how she takes care of Ven and Terra... but Kairi's pretty awesome herself... and I like Olette a lot too... you can't have RokuShi without Xion though and that is my OTP so...

3. Your least favourite KH guy? Why?

Xehanort's a bit of a bully so...

4. Your least favourite KH girl? Why?

Larxene I guess...

5. Favourite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)
Twilight Town

6. Least Favourite World?
Um... thingie... Little Mermaid world... what's it called? Atlantica or something, it is the most annoying thing trying to swim and fight... though I guess getting to hear Sora sing there kinda makes up for it *fangirl squeal*

7. Favourite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)
I guess one of the keyblades (maybe... Oblivion)

8. Least Favourite Weapon?
I don't know.. I guess I could say the x-blade considering all the... trouble it caused... grr.

9. Favourite Summon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)
I don't know... Tinkerbell? I don't remember exactly what she does but I remember thinking at the time that it was pretty good. Either her or bambi because he is just adorable ;)

10. Favourite Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)
Wisdom and Final

11. Favourite Pairing? (Includes yaoi coupling) Why?
RokuShi (Roxas and Xion) – Those two are my OTP, they are so adorable, I just love love LOVE them! :)

12. Least Favourite Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?
Um... I don't know... Xemnas and Axel...? I'm sure people have their reasons... it just... yeah... I don't know

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List them.
Ventus/Vanitas, Sora/Roxas, Kairi/Namine, Axel/Lea (Any somebody/other pairings)

For the record... they're weird and stuff... and kinda cool... but I don't... ship these or anything, just thought I should mention that

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?
Roxas and Zexion.

Axel and Xemnas.

15. Any "KH-pet-peeves" you have?
Donald sometimes doesn't heal me fast enough so I die >T (yes, I know, I can heal myself but I'm lazy like that), honestly, it's not really a pet-peeve, I couldn't really think of anything else, that's all

16. Favourite Partner in KH? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)
Donald, he's saved my life so many times it's not even funny... though Goofy's such a sweetie... I don't know

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory?
No, just... no. Do not go there.

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?
Now that's stereotypical!

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?
No of course not! I means sure, he has pink hair, he likes flowers, he summons his pink scythe in a whirlwind of flowers and he prances around everywhere with his fashionable hair. Noooo, there is absolutely no way at all that he could possibly be gay.

(I'm actually being completely serious here people. I mean, think about, just because he's a total girl, doesn't mean he's gay)

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?

She is a bit annoying in KH 2, but I don't think she's that bad, honestly she's okay, I think she's actually usually quite nice (see I originally hated her, something about her just... I couldn't bring myself to like her, but now I feel bad about hating her for no reason whatsoever, especially when she's actually pretty nice, so I'm trying really hard to be nice about her and to like her)... not to mention... you can't have SoKai without Kairi... otherwise it'd just be... Sora...?

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?
Xion! No one else will ever be allowed to be with Roxas, ever. >:D

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?
My theory is that Vanitas is a really cute jerk who doesn't deserve to look like Sora and should just go jump off a cliff instead of ruining people's lives like the terible person he is, or have a serious personality change because it seems such a shame to loose such a cutie.

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?

No, it added to the storyline and developed Namine’s character, it also gave Riku some ‘rehab’ time.

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?
That's a hard one,I'd like to talk to Sora, I think it would be fun, but I'd also like to talk to... well... pretty much all the characters of Kingdom Hearts. If I met Vanitas for example I could tell him to stop being a douche. I guess either Ventus so I could take him home and love him :) (in all honesty, I might do that to Sora or Roxas as well but they deserve to be with Kairi and Xion) or Roxas so I could shake him and tell him, "go tell Xion you love her now! Or so help me I will do something that should not be described on the internet where it could possibly stay for an unknown amount of time!

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?
I relate to different characters in different ways, bt I suppose... I look the most like Namine and I like to draw, so I'll just say her instead of going into all the little different things for each character.

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

When I first got this survey and didn't know what lemon was, my friend (Bec) who sent it to me asked the next day what I answered to the question that asked whether or not I liked lemon, and I was like, "it was a bit off topic don't you think? But I put that I think they're okay but they need sugar or something with them otherwise they're too sour" and she bursts out laughing at me, it wasn't till like... three days later that she told me what it actually was :T

Another moment was... well... you see, I had originally got really excited when my friend (Bec again) showed me this scene in Kingdom Hearts where Sora sings, later on, she's like, "oh Jess, I have Under the Sea on my computor, wanna hear it?" and I was all like "OMFG! YES!" Sora has such a cute singing voice!" So she plays it and I'm all like going, here he comes! Here he comes! Then he starts singing... in Japanese. Bec bursts out laughing at my face. But to be honest, I rather like his Japanese singing voice now as well, he sounds cute either way I think. Ha! Take that Bec >:D

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?
I want to cosplay as Sora, Namine, Roxas, Ventus

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be?
Riku throwing a log at Sora
Roxas and Demyx talking about switches (Manga)

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?
I don't know... for me, being the terrible gamer that I am, they were all pretty hard.

30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?
Mickey saving my life when I die… thank you Square Enix.

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" is unacceptable!!

31. Hayner or Pence?
Hayner

32. Zexion or Marluxia?
Zexion... duh

33. Riku or Roxas?
Sorry Riku, you're a great character and all but... Roxas, definitely.

34. Roxas or Sora?
Ummmmmm... Sor... Ro... Roxora! That makes no sense... I guess Roxas, I mean, it's like, he's so cute... and I am not happy with the ending he got... it's like... grr. Besides, you can't have RokuShi without Roxas >:D

35. Axel or Demyx?
Hard. I guess... Axel... Demyx... hmm... I actually... don't know... yeah, I suppose Axel, since he's Bec's future husband ;)

36. Kairi or Larxene?
Kairi

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?
… :O… :T… AkuRoku…?

38. Namixas or Namiku?
Namiku. And I will go down with this ship.

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?
AkuRoku… as weird as it is, it’s kinda… cute…

40. SoKai or SoRiku?
SoKai. I said AkuRoku was cute, but that doesn’t mean I’ve turned into some Yaoi fangirl

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?
I like them both! But... no one would probably share a paopu fruit with me so... sea salt ice cream, I can eat it with Axel, Roxas, Xion and Bec and when we're done Roxas and Xion will start holding hands and blushing and Axel and Bec will start kissing and I'll sit there going, "I'm all alone but... MY OTP WAS MEANT TO BE! KYAA!!"

42. Cloud or Leon?
Cloud

43. CloTi of Clerith?
CloTi… Zack and Aerith is so cute it’s impossible for me to see either one with another person…

44. Simple and Clean or Passion?
Ummm... I don't know, I guess it depends on how I feel...

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!

45. List all the KH character you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy character as well)
Sora, Roxas, Ventus, Vanitas, Demyx, Cloud, Zack, Hayner, Zexion
(I put those I’m still in love with in bold)

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?
I really want to see A Goofy Movie (Not like a world, but like, Goofy goes to Disney Castle and sees Max)

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!
Roxas and Ventus. Sora and Vanitas. Riku and Repliku. Kairi (KH1), Xion and Namine, I could go on and say things like Axel and Lea, or Sora and Roxas or Ven and Vani but... I don't think anyone really cares.

48. Which new KH game can you absolutely NOT wait for?
KH3

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?
Sorry, I can't decide, YOU CAN'T MAKE ME CHOOSE!!!

50. Are you a Kingdom Hearts yaoi or hentai fan?
No, just... no.

51. List your collection of Kingdom Hearts junk and merchandise, if any.
Thanks to Bec, I have a Roxas necklace and a Sora necklace XD

SO happy! Now all I need is a necklace for Ven, and a plushi for the three of them... I sleep with two stuffed dogs, I named the older one Ven and the newer one Roxas (Bec's suggestion, isn't she smart?) does that count as 'merchandise' or whatever?

52. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Kingdom Hearts character? If so who?
Ventus... why? Why aren't you real?!?!

53.AxelxKairi or AxelxRoxas?
No! AxelxKairi takes Kairi away from Sora! And AxelxRoxas takes Roxas away from Xion. But AxelxKairi literraly creeps me out... why don't I just give Axel to Bec, and Xion and Sora can come in and just take their true loves away to share paopu fruit and sea salt ice-cream with forever!

54. Which path is your favourite? Light, Darkness, Dawn, or Twilight?
The Path to Dawn *Fade to black as I start bleeding bad-assery*

Not my answer, that's how my friend Bec answered hers, but I feel the same way, either Dawn or Light.

55. Do you support the 'Axel is gay for Roxas' theory?
http://www.google.com.au/imgres?q=TheOfficenogif&um=1&hl=en&sa=N&biw=1366&bih=587&tbm=isch&tbnid=QJZGRUF8q9_tcM:&imgrefurl=http://gif-central.blogspot.com/2012/04/michael-scott-no.html&docid=De6srfMcL098EM&imgurl=http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Y_ODcECzxGQ/T4sMKffGa8I/AAAAAAAAA88/LnQ8Dvynqbg/s1600/michael-scott-no.gif&w=240&h=196&ei=vurNT8bJHOWUiAen0fWIDA&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=281&vpy=160&dur=50&hovh=156&hovw=192&tx=118&ty=57&sig=109375238471253768460&page=1&tbnh=122&tbnw=144&start=0&ndsp=19&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:0,i:73

56. Your favourite Organization Xlll member(s)?
Axel, Roxas, Xion, Demyx and Zexion.

(I'm in love with the two in bold so they're slightly more favourite then the others... heehee)

57. Are you pro-Kairi or anti-Kairi?
Pro-Kairi

58. Have you played all the Kingdom Hearts games?
No D: but I've had my friend Bec tell me pretty much everything that happens in it, and I've played a few of them so...

59. Have you read the manga?
No, but I want to.

60. Do you believe Sora has ADHD?
...Yes.

61. Japanese or English?
Either or... curse you Mallory, now I'm saying it.

62. Pro-Naminé or Anti-Naminé?
Pro-Naminé

63. Demyx = Annoying or funny?
Funny.

64. Do you believe Demyx's Somebody was from Atlantica (Splash Island)?
Omigod, yes hahahahaha

65. Zexion = Sexy beast or Emo?
He's kinda neither... I don't think he's emo... but... I don't know...

66. Which character would be the best crossdresser?
Marluxia is the one most likely to do it I suppose, and out of the girls, I think Larxene's the only one who had a chance of pulling it off.

67. Axel = Gay or straight?
Straight! He's in love with Bec after all ;)

68. Do you like Kingdom Hearts fanfics?
Yeah, a lot of them are adorable!! As long as they don't have certain... citrusy elements.

69 Do you write Kingdom Hearts fanfics?
How about we rephrase that into two question hmm?

Do I write fanficition?

Yes.

Are my fanfictions any good?

No.

70. Do you like lemons?
Hmmm... let me think about that, oh I guess... NO NO NO NO NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO!

71. Do your parents know any Kingdom Hearts characters?
Yep, my mum now knows of Sora, Ventus, Roxas, Xion, Axel, Riku and Aqua.

72. Have you watched the Kingdom Hearts Crazy Files?
No

73. Have you seen the 'Axel Falls For Kairi' series?
Nope

74. Have you ever got someone else hooked on Kingdom Hearts?
Not yet, but I'm working on it >:D

75. Have you ever been drawing the characters in school and have someone randomly say "WOAH! you like Kingdom Hearts too!?"
No, I don't draw at school, what if someone saw my picture O.O

76. Have you ever been in class drawing any of the characters and the teacher comes up to you and says "WTF is this?! O.o;"
No, again, I will never draw at school, I am a terrrible artist, it is literally painful to look at my pictures.

77. Has Kingdom Hearts affected your school life and grades?
Yeah! In Art Class, the first thing I do is try and see if I can incorporate Kingdom Hearts into my artwork in any way possible.

78. Are you broke thanks to Kingdom Hearts?
I was broke already, so...

79. Do you want to eat sea-salt ice cream?
Yes. Definitely.

80. Would you ever join Organization XIII?
Um... yeah... I guess...

81. Do you draw Kingdom Hearts fanart? If so, count how many there is in your gallery.

I've drawn an AkuBeku one as a present for Bec, I drew a RokuShi that can kind of be interpreted as other pairings but its meant to be RokuShi, I have a couple of ideas for Namiku, and I have a big idea for this drawing with TerQua, SoKai, AkuBeku, VenJess, RokuShi, Zemyx (not Zexion and Demyx, but my friend Zem and Demyx) Namiku, Mariku (yes, I figured out how to do both at the same time without it loooking like Riku is cheating on anyone), and just a few random characters added in (Xehanort- grinning pervetedly in the front, Selphie, and Vani), other than that, I haven't been able to yet, but I want to. I'll just hide my drawings after I've finished them and never allow anyone to ever see them!

Oh! I've also drawn another AkuBeku one, a Zemyx (Zem and Demyx) and an Mariku

82. Is Riku still sexy even possessed by Ansem the Heartless?

Is he ever NOT sexy!?

83. Do you have a Kingdom Hearts OC?
Yeah... I have a few, but...I don't know if they count as original seeing as how most of them were actually based off people I know.

84. Do your friends like Kingdom Hearts?
Yep xD

85. Who first introduced you to Kingdom Hearts?
Bec.

86. Do you think DiZ is evil, nice, both, or neither?
Nice, I think…

87. What's your favourite Kingdom Hearts game?
All of them, I am NOT choosing

88. Looking back at some of your answers do you think Kingdom Hearts has taken over your life?
Yeah, but only a little *SARCASM ALARM ACTIVATED!*

89. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?

The animation is amazing, the storyline and plot is unlike anything I've ever heard of, the characters are all loveable and unique, and its so interesting playing the next game and having a bit more of the story told, a bit more of the mysteries solved, and getting to go back to previous game and noticing the things that had led to the ending.

Number 12 random/favourite Kingdom Hearts characters (in no particular order, and preferably original characters) and answer the questions!

1) Roxas
2) Ventus
3) Sora
4) Zexion
5) Vanitas
6) Demyx
7) Xion
8) Kairi
9) Terra
10) Riku
11) Aqua
12) Namine

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Demyx and... Aqua... no... can't say I have.

2) Do you think Four is hot?
Yeah! Well... more cute than hot to be honest.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
ummm... I'm not sure that's... possible... though I'm sure there's a fanfic out ther where it happens

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Yeah! But most of them I've been forced to exit out of shrieking and crying because they've ended up... doing.. things and I keep forgetting to check the warnings

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Ventus... and Demyx... no, they could be friends instead!

6) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.
I don't know... Riku and Sora are kids and they become friends... fluffy bromance fanfic

7) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Roxas/Kairi... yes, yes there is D:

8) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Ventus/Zexion/Vanitus... I don't think anyone would write something like that period!

9) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Roxas/Demyx/Namine... WARNING - Blonde antics

10) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Riku to use on... Ventus!?!? Ummm... :O... :T... you... I... we... umm... hey baby what's shaking... I don't know! Rku and Ventus wouldn't even... it just would not work! In any way possible. The universe will explode before something like that happens! Besides... we all know Riku isn't a smooth talker.

11) Cuter couple? Five/Nine or Ten/Twelve?

Vanitas/Terra or Riku/Namine... hmmm... I wonder. Namiku (yay! I actually ship this too!). Definitely :D

12) What would Six say if they saw Eight and Three kissing?
What would Demyx say if he saw Kairi and Sora kissing (yay! I ship it!). Um... "awww... how cute"

13) How would you feel if Eleven died?
Aqua, Aqua... dies...? D: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Breaks down sobbing*

14) Which is a more disturbing pairing? One/Four or One/Seven?
Roxas/Zexion or Roxas/Xion (this is actually pretty funny, I've got Namiku, then I got SoKai, now I've got RokuShi, it makes me happy :D), hmmmm... let's see... my OTP, or one of the pairings I used in an earlier question about disturbing pairings... gee, what a hard question. The most disturbing of the two would be Roxas/Zexion.

15) Would Eight ever want to kill Five?
Would Kairi ever want to kill Vanitas. Well, he has Sora's face so I can't see her killing him, unless he went and did that creepy as laugh of his and tried to kill Ventus or something with her watching, or maybe Sora, though to be honest... I don't think Kairi has it in her to kill someone so... she's too nice

16) Would Four or Nine be sad if Twelve got run over by a car?
Would Zexion or Terra be sad if Namine got run over by a car. Zexion would be all like 'lol I don't have a heart so I don't care!' and Terra would be like 'oh noes, that cute little blonde girl got run over by a car! Poor thing' Unless he was combined with Xehanort at the time, because then Xehanort would be like, "mwah hahahahaha! Cute little blonde girls getting run over by cars is funny!"

I myself would be crying my eyes out.

17) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Sora and Xion... I DO NOT SHIP IT! But Sora would... *cough* *clears throat uncomfortably* y'know... top.

18)"(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (3). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief, unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (4)."

Roxas and Xion are in a happy relationship (Yay! My OTP! :D) until Xion runs off with Sora (WTF? Why should she run off and leave Roxas! D:>). Roxas, broken-hearted has a hot one-night stand with Aqua (I'm not even going to comment) and a brief, unhappy affair with Namine, then follows the wise advice of Vanitas (Vanitas and wise do NOT belong in the same sentence) and finds true love with Zexion (and that is why. Seriously? One of the pairings I find the creepiest and... I swear this thing is messed up).

18.5) What title would you give this fic?

Vanitas Is An Idiot, Always Has Been, Always Will Be

(Either that or)

Never Listen To Vanitas And His Romantic Advice, Stab Him Through The Gut Instead, It's A Lot Better For Your Sanity

(Or maybe)

The first option tends to be the best option (at least in cases like this)

19) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Xion saw Ventus and Namine having sex. Well... if Xion walked in on Ventus and Namine she would run out straight away screaming about her burning eyes. Xion wouldn't be so adorably naive anymore D:

To be honest though, both Ventus and Namine strike me as the adorable naive types too, so I fail to see how.. what happened could have even been initiated.

Pick 10 random Kingdom Hearts (not including Final Fantasy and Disney) characters. (including yourself for number 4).

1. Roxas
2. Sora
3. Ventus
4. Jessica
5. Zexion
6. Demyx
7. Vanitas
8. Xion
9. Riku
10. Xehanort

These 10 people you just picked are stuck in a house with you for a whole year. There is no leaving the house at all until the year is completely up. If you had to choose a person for every question below, write down which person it would be. They cannot kill or permanently harm one another. (a slap is another matter...)

1) There are five rooms, who would be in each room?
Oh! Why don't I include one of the bad guys lol! It'll make it a bit more fun! Terrible, terrible idea Jessica. What was I thinking?

Okay...

1st = Me and Xion

2nd = Roxas and Sora

3rd = Ventus and Vanitas (I don't know how well they would get along, but it would be better to have Vanitas with someone from his time or whatever, and I am not going to let him share a room with Xehanort, we all know how that would end... creepy old perv.)

4th = Zexion, Demyx and Riku

5th = Xehanort (he will never share a room with anyone)

2) Family picture, who is where, and what are they doing?
Roxas and Xion and sitting next to each other, holding hands, Me standing in the middle of Ventus and Vanitas, linking arms with Ven and holding onto the ear of Van so he doesn't try and sneak out of the picture. Sora and Riku making stupid faces (rather Sora making a stupid face and Riku standing there smiling and putting up with Sora's antics like the good friend he is). Zexion and Demyx, same as Sora and Riku (Sora=Dem Zexion=Riku), but Zexion would be a bit less patient with Demyx and willl end up coming to stand with me, Ven and Van. Xehanort sitting in the corner being ignored and hated, LIKE HE SHOULD BE!

3) If there was someone singing in the morning who would it most likely be?
Roxas… with his Jesse McCartney voice
Me, with my horrible voice

Or Xehanort, acting like he actualy can sing. Who really believes he would be able to though, I mean seriously, come on, I don't think so.

4) If someone was considered the dad and the mom of the house, who would it be?
I guess... me and Ven would have to be... but we would be terrible parents. Like seriously, Sora and Riku come up to us, "we're going to set the neighbour's house on fire, they teased us yesterday." "Okay, bye bye!"

5) If you wanted candy really badly and the rest of the people in the house had some, who would you take it from?
Xehanort, he does not deserve candy

6) If two people were caught making out in a closet, who would it be?
No one, me and Ven would be better at hiding ;) and Xion and Roxas are too innocent for that. And I am not going to go into thoughts lilke Xehaort and Van, or Riku and Sora or something *shivers*

7) If someone had to watch you brush your teeth (every) morning, who would it be?
Xion I guess, but...why would someone be watching me brush my teeth?

8) There was two bags of chips bought at the store, but 20 minutes later they are gone. Who ate them?
Sora, Ven and I

9) Who would hate being in the house the most?
Sora... maybe Ven (but not as bad)

10) Someone took a (brand spanking new) pair of socks that were never worn, who is the thief?
Vanitas

11) Someone swept all the dirt under the rug, who was it?
Sora/Ven/Van/Xehanort/Riku/Demyx/Me (pretty much anyone but Xion or Roxas) >:D

12) If there were arguments in the house, who would be the ones arguing?
Me and Xehanort

Me and Van

Ven and Xehanort

Ven and Van

Sora and Xehanort

Sora and Van

Riku and Xehanort

Riku and Van

You get the idea

13) Who would be the one missing their boyfriend/girlfriend that wasn’t in the house with them?
Sora misses Kairi and Riku misses Namine (I'm so sorry you two! I am a terrible person! I didn't realise I swear!)

14) You walked down stairs in the middle of the night for a glass of water, someone is dancing on the table in there Leopard Thong, who is the crazy one?
It could be about half the guys in the house.

Xehanort - My eyes! I swear to God Xehanort! If you don't get the f* out of that thing and off the table in the next three seconds you're going to have spending the night outside, naked! And you can be arrested for indecent exposure!

Riku - Riku... we all know you're hot, so please, get the f* out of the thong before I gouge my eyes out

Vanitas - Are you serious Van? What, you heard Xehanort was doing it so you just had to have a go? Get in some normal clothes now before I castrate you.

Sora - Sora! What are you doi- ... you ate the ice-cream in the freezer didn't you?

Demyx - Not again! I swear to God Demyx! Get out of that thong! You do not look good in spots!

Ven (maybe if he was dared by Sora) - Ven...? What are you... meh. *Sits down and waits for Ven to stop*

15) A pillow fight broke through, who started it?
Sora and Riku

Sora and Ven

Ven and Van

16) There's a marathon of your favourite TV show, what is it? And who would be watching it with you?
Pandora Hearts... with everyone... except Xehanort, he's tied up in the corner of his room for making a move on Xion

17) There’s a prankster in the house that put plastic on the two toilets in the house, who are the pranksters?
Demyx/Sora and Riku

18) The music’s too loud, who turned it up?
Me!!

19) There’s a mouse crawling on the floor all over the house,
a) Who is the first one to scream? Xehanort
b) And who is the one to jump in someone’s arms? Me into Ven's arm (I see a chance and I take it >:D)
c)Who would be the one to kill it? No one, Van was going to, but I told him not to

20) Someone’s crying, who is it and what happened?
Sora's crying because he misses Kairi, and I'm crying because it's all my fault D:

21) Who made pancakes in the morning and almost caught the house on fire?
Demyx/Sora

22) Who gets sick of each other the fastest in the house?
Xehanort and everyone

23) Someone’s tanning on the roof who is it
Me and Xion, we needed to get away from the boys for a bit

Xehannort... why him? He's a creepy old perv. do I need any more reason?

24) Who is the tallest in the house?
Xehanort, then Riku, the rest of us all pretty much the same height (i.e. short, very, just don't tell anyone I admitted to that >:T)

25) Who is the shortest in the house?
Me/Xion

In fact! For the record, I am not short! Just... vertically challenged! In fact, not even that! I am not short at all! Everyone around me is simply... tall. Yeah, that's it.

26) Who is the loudest?
Sora/Demyx/Me

27) Who is the clown?
Sora/Demyx/Me

28) Who is the most respectful?
Roxas/Xion/Me

(I'm kinda a bit of everything I guess you could say)

29) Who is the one you go to talk to the most?
Roxas/Xion/Riku/Sora/Zexion/Ven

(Pretty much anyone except for Van or Xehanort)

30) Who is the one that always comes up with stupid ideas?
Sora/Demyx

31) Who is in bed first?
Me/Xion

32) If someone woke everyone up with pots and pans who would it be?
Sora

33) Who is always dancing?
Me

34) Someone has the same sweater as you, so you get mad at them and who is it?
I wouldn't care if someone had the same sweater as me, I'm not that hung up on that sort of things. Unless it was Xehanort, then I'd summon my keyblade and beat the stuffing out of him

35) You spilt ice all over the kitchen floor, who would be the one to slip on it first?
Sora

Who Are You In Organization XIII?

I. Xemnas:
You are the leader most of the time.
You like black.
You wished/wish you were someone else.
You don't listen to others. (sometimes)
You like doing research.
TOTAL: 2

II. Xigbar:
You have bad eyesight.
You like throwing things at others when angry.
You wish you were able to teleport.
You wear your hair in a ponytail.
You have/wish you had a gun.
TOTAL: 3

III. Xaldin
You like windy days.
You have tried to steal something precious from someone.
You like dragons.
You have/like dreadlocks.
You tried to anger someone on purpose.
TOTAL: 2

IV. Vexen
You are disrespected by the young ones.
Someone has already considered you a traitor.
You are the oldest of your group.
You like experiments
You like cold days.
TOTAL: 1

V. Lexaeus
You are not very talkative. (depends who I'm with)
You like brain games.
People are afraid of you because of your appearance.
You prefer heavy weapons rather than light ones.
You are very strong, physically speaking.
TOTAL: 2

VI. Zexion
You like reading.
You are not very sociable. (Depends who I'm with)
You are one of the shortest of your group.
You have a very sensible nose.
You like to elude others. (Depends who I'm with)
TOTAL: 5 (pfft... I don't believe it, lucky!)

VII. Saïx
You have double-personality issues.
You are more active during night rather than day.
You like wolves.
Your superior trusts you.
You have a scar on your face.
TOTAL: 2. THANK GOD

VIII. Axel
You are somewhat a pyromaniac
You care deeply for your best friends.
You are a two-faced when you need to.
You don't like when people don't remember your name.
You have a very fiery personality.
TOTAL: 4.

IX. Demyx
You like music.
You know how to play a guitar.
You like rainy days.
You like swimming.
You are usually a very happy person.
TOTAL: 4

X. Luxord
You like playing cards.
You like to gamble.
Your favourite colour is gold.
You have stolen money from others.
You have/wished you could curse someone.
TOTAL: 1

XI. Marluxia
You like pink.
You like flowers.
You are plotting to overthrow your superior.
You were betrayed by someone.
You are a bit of a flamboyant person.
TOTAL: 3. (I think it would be concerning if someone highlighted the 'plotting to overthrow your superior' bit)

XII. Larxene
You're the only female in your group. (what about Xion D:)
You like storms.
You're pretty agile.
You like to mock others. (I don't like to mock, as in to actually upset them, but... like... I have a friend and we tease each other and I think it's fun to do that)
You think ninjas are cool.
TOTAL: 4

XIII. Roxas
You love ice cream.
You are the youngest of your group.
You think people are hiding something from you. (It often feels that way, like there's something people aren't telling me D:)
You usually have strange dreams involving people you've never met. (Some of the dreams I've had... and I usuallly know about half the people who turn up in my dreams... if I'm lucky)
You prefer afternoons rather than nights and mornings.
TOTAL: 5!!! OMFG!!! GOOEY PUDDLE OF HAPPINESS RIGHT NOW :D

XIV. Xion
You don't like to talk about who you really are (I really don't like to talk about myself)
You have been in a coma
You like seashells
You are very shy around people before you get to know them
You worry about things a lot
TOTAL: 4 :D (I also sleep really deeply, I could always pretend that counts as a coma right? >:D)

I am Zexion/Roxas

Yay! two of my favourite Organisation members! And Xion and Demyx are right behind them!

MY HAPPINESS IS COMPLETE!!!!! >:D

By the way, I just realised that I insult Xehanort... a bit, and there might be some people out there who absolutely love him or something. There have been weirder things (not by much). So... umm, I apologise about insulting our future husband or... whatever he is to you. But think about this way, you don't have to worry about competition coming from me at least.

Saw this and was like, meh, kay, guess I'll do it:

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". (A big what? Actually... I'm not sure I really want to know)
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (To be honest, I presonally don't believe I am very pretty at all, but I'm told it a bit by others so...maybe?)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY too.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. (kind of a band with my friends, haven't done a whole lot, but... yeah)
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA!
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. ( at least, I think I am, I don't know... whenever I mention it, people will always say I'm not, but they're probably just being nice or polite or something)
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (I'm uncomfortable saying I have an artistic talent, I mean, there are so many people out there who are way better than I'll ever be. But I get A's in Art, and people are always saying my drawings are good so... *fidgets uncomfortably*)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (again... not too comfortable saying this, I'm going by my report card, otherwise I would probably be saying right now that I am an utter idiot)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE. (I have nothing agains those sorts of things, I just get a bit annoyed when they make characters that aren't gay... well, gay. But, I actually do quite like some of the yaoi fanfics that I have read -as long as there was no lemon- so I don't hate yaoi or yuri, just not my preferred form of pairings for most anime and manga)
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. (I'm not crazy strong, like "I have muscles all over meeeeee!" Sort of thing, but I am strong-ish...?)
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I'm OVER 21 so I MUST be able to drive and like to drink.

I'm curious as to where these stereotypes even came from! What is up with some of these things!

Oh well...

The good thing about this was that I was able to tell a bit about myself without actually having to tell anything about myself, like... having to think up things to tell sort of thing XD

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "You will die in Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to bury the body of the person that made you cry.

FRIENDS: Will pass you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and runs saying “Run –beep- Run!”.

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the cell with you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say, "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: wonder about your romantic history

BEST FRIENDS: could blackmail you with it.

FRIENDS: will pick you up when you fall
BEST FRIENDS: will push you back down and laugh

FRIENDS: will help you with your drug problem
BEST FRIENDS: are the ones who sold it to you

FRIENDS: don’t let you do stupid things
BEST FRIENDS: don’t let you do stupid things ALONE!

FRIENDS: Would read and then ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

Dear bullies,

See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he Talked His friend out of suicide.

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.

See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.

See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.

Re-Post this if u r against bullying. I bet 95% of u won't.

Your life would probably not be as harsh as -

Have no idea how that sentence ends >:T

But I agree with this entirely so... I reblogged it.

Onto something not so serious...

Here are some sayings that... aren't really sayings but just, things that I have heard people say before and stuff;

'I'm not homicidal, I just killed the guy!'

'That is a big graph, tres are going to die today.'

Religion class; 'But Miss, Jesus told me to speak in class.'

'I wonder if we remembered to lock the door...' 'Hey Robber!'

This one won't make sense unles you've read Shiver by Maggie Stiefvater; 'What was the first thing Sam said to Grace?' 'Ouch'

There you go... I'll probably add more whenever but... you never know... and someone's actually bothered to a)read my profile and b)read this far through it then, wow, you are an amazing person, quadruple thumbs up! Also... you probably have to much time on your hands... or you really like reading.

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