A Society Against Horrible Fanfic Writers

Total Number of Members: Three.

Yes, we send horrible, cruel, evil-sounding reviews under the many aliases of “Bloodred Rose”, “Anonymous”, “One of Your Very Few Intelligent Reviewers” and “Schließfach”.

Yes, we do this as a hobby and for fun.

Yes, we are evil. Yes, our review will hurt you.

Yes, you will try to seek revenge.

Yes, there is emphasis on try.

No, you will not succeed.

One day, all the world will fear us! THEY WILL COWER IN FEAR WHEN THEY HEAR OUR NAMES! THEY WILL GROVEL AT OUR FEET! WE WILL COMMAND OUR GIANT, TROUSER-LESS RODENTS WEARING TOUPEES AND SUSPENDERS TO HELP YOU MEET EVERYONE ELSE'S UNTIMELY DEMISE!

(pops a hernia)

On the other hand, if you receive a good review from us, consider your fic very well-written and grammatically correct. And Draco/Ginny.

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Evil thoughts because we gave your “fic” a bad review? E-mail us!