Hey!

I love manga and anime with some of my favorites being: Ouran High School Host Club (AKA Da best manga eva!), Black Butler, Hetalia, FullMetal Alchemist, Zero no Tsukaima (Familiar of Zero), Fruits Basket, Heart/Clover no Kuni no Alice (Alice in the Country of Hearts/Clover),Vampire Knight ( Go Zero! Go get Yuuki!), Angel Beats!, Midori Days, A Certain Magical Index, My Heavenly Hockey Club, and whatever the hell l will find in the next couple minutes.

I think chain mails are hilarious! They are so stupid!Just because you tell a made up story, doesn't mean it will happen! Please stop supporting them, the girl who got choked will not appear on your ceiling to kill you in the middle of the night. Mickey Mouse will not cough up blood while you are watching Saw. That guy did not die because he ignored and didn't pass the chain. I am still alive and I have read at least a million of them! But the worst part is, I DIDN'T SEND IT ON.

Current Favorite Anime: Black Butler

Previous Favorite Anime: Angel Beats

Current Favorite Manga: Ouran High School Host Club (This will probably never move.)

Manga I Am Reading Right Now: Fullmetal Alchemist, Skip Beat, Fruits Basket, My Heavenly Hockey Club, Vampire Knight (even though I am probably gonna stop this one.), and I am gonna start Black Butler after I finish My Heavenly Hockey Club. (Or since I will probably drop Vampire Knight.)

And one last thing, my OTP is TamaHaru, FTW! If you got a problem with it... I don't care cuz the manga begs to differ!!!!

(I also ship KyoxTohru! BloodxAlice! ZeroxYuki! SaitoxLouise! EdxWinry!)

Adding to my never ending line of introductory, how many of you have seen Angel Beats? If you're not raising your hand right now, STOP WHATEVER THE HELL YOU ARE DOING AND GO WATCH IT! IT'S ONLY 13 EPISODES, (And those of you who have seen it know that it was WAY too short.) AND I PROMISE YOU THAT YOU WILL LOVE IT! (If not for the actual anime, the music itself deserves the highest honor. Look up Ichiban no Takarimono.)

Things I am working on:

Finishing Why Me

Starting and Finishing Trust Me

Plot for Milestones

Plot for How Stupid Is Falling? (Ouran. Summary will be inserted some other time. Don't ask me when. It's gonna happen though.)

Ideas for Fruits Basket story

Things I have planned:

Ouran:

A sequel to Why Me (It's gonna be called 'Trust Me'): Is set two years after the end of Why Me (Not gonna tell you what happens at the end though! It's a secret!!!)

A story called Milestones: Another tragedy type story, except different. This one tells the story of Misaki Rin Matsu as she goes through high school, not knowing who she is because of amnesia. Yes, it is HostxMisaki. Ok, summary time;Misaki Matsu seems to have a perfect life, she's one of the best students Ouran Academy has ever seen, best friends with Haruhi, (Really the entire host club.) and she has a loving family to support her. So close to graduating from high school, but even then, they say that you should live every day like it's your last. One drastic life changing experience is all she needed to leave her with more than just scars, it left her with no memory, a setback in her life, and one horrible case of PTSD, triggered by a simple hug. Three things are needed on the way to recovery: Rebuilding Friendships, Non-Stop Support, and most importantly, Remembering. Now the question is, how much is too much? (Yes, this is a romance story believe it or not! Hope you enjoy it when it comes out later this year!)

A story called How Stupid Is Falling?: (This is probably gonna be a KyoHaru just because I love my dear friend Sarah so much. :) Anyway, cold and calculating, intelligent, yet arrogant, Kyoya wishes nothing more than to manipulate his way through life, seeing love as unnecessary and just another obstacle in his path towards his already planned out life; he already has an arranged marriage anyway, why would he even bother with such a thing? We all know that Haruhi doesn't want anything to do with love, nevertheless the host club,(I mean really, six awesome guys to chose from? You knew that she was gonna pick somebody! Bisco Hatori happened to be amazing and decided to go along with TamaHaru, my OTP!) it's just a fairytale that she doesn't want a part of, but the thing is, when the shadow king changes his outlook on life, you soon will too, even if it takes a hell of a lot of persuasion, passion, and never ending antics.

A story called Take A Breath: (Title may be subject to change) All it takes is one mistake, one slip up, or in this case, one idiot bringing a bottle of champagne to a celebration, to find two people in one hell of a mess. Of course you would think that this would be Tamaki or Hikaru being those idiots, but none other than Kyoya now finds himself in this unbelievable predicament. How could such a smart guy make such a stupid move? I guess it's too late for that, Haruhi is pregnant, and you'll never guess who's baby it is. (And it is gonna be KyoHaru because once again, I love my dear friend Sarah so flippin much!)

BTW, If you find any good HikaHaru or KyoHaru preggo stories, go ahead and tell me! I have recently grown a liking to these pairings and am a bit tired of reading TamaHaru stuff. (As perfect as they are together! :)

Fruits Basket:

After I write these stories, I will write this story! (Unless I get more ideas for Ouran Stories...)

There Are TWO Cats?!
What if there is a counterpart for every Sohma, except of the opposite gender? *Title May Be Subject To Change*

My favorite catchphrase is something I heard from the fanfic Ouran Host Club America, it captures America perfectly.

"Welcome to America! The land of Drama!"

I know, it sums up America in two sentences. This is how I imagine helping a Foreign Exchange Student, introducing him to 'The Land Of Drama'

British Exchange Student: Hello!
Me: Yo! Wa'sup! Welcome to da America! Aka da land dat invented drama!
British Exchange Student: What the bloody hell...
Me: I'm just kidding. That's how most ass holes around here talk. BUT, America is the land of drama, so don't forget that! *With that accent, you'll need a miracle NOT to get sucked into that damn black hole called drama*
British Exchange Student: Haha, I like you!
Me: *Facepalm* and you just started the biggest damn controversy of the year! I have to go sharpen my knife...

Anyway, I just wanted to share that with you guys.

40 Ways to Annoy and Piss Off Kyo:

1. Remove his Juzu beads in a crowded public place

2. Ask him why he dyes his hair orange

3. ...Refuse to believe him when he claims that orange is his natural color

4. Make subtle comments about how Tohru would be much better off with Yuki

5. Make obvious comments about how Tohru would be much better off with Yuki

6. Make references to Tom and Jerry

7. Make him watch Tom and Jerry

8. Erase Tohru's memory

9. Force feed him leeks and miso

10. Count down the days until he would have to be locked up by Akito

11. Force him to not be mean to Momiji for a whole week

12. Make him spend the day with Kagura

13. Call him a pervert

14. Make him take anger management classes

15. Force him to wear a tie with his school uniform

16. Ask him why Yuki can always kick his ass even when he's half asleep

17. Make him relive the whole Tohru falling off a cliff incident

18. Follow him around, constantly reminding him to not bump into any girls, no matter how much he wants to

19. ...Laugh when he yells that there is no way he would ever want to bump into girls

20. Call him a cutsey little kitty cat in public

21. Call him Kyon-kichii, Kyon-Kyon, Kyorin, etc.

22. Tell him his red eyes make him look like a vampire

23. ...Beg him not to suck your blood

24. Tell Hatori that you think Kyo is depressed and needs medication to control his darker nature

25. Write a fake diary entry, supposedly from Kyo, full of embarrassing and strange made up situations and give it to every member of the Sohma house

26. Tell him that Yuki looks a lot better in a dress than he ever could

27. Make him spend a whole day locked in a room with Ayame

28. Tell Shigure that Kyo is taking advantage of Tohru and watch the commotion that ensues

29. Ask Kyo "Why so serious?"

30. Ask Kyo if he is afraid of dogs and if he eats rats

31. Constantly remind him of when Mother's day and Father's day are

32. Encourage him in his thoughts of suicide

33. Push him off a building, claiming that cats always land on their feet

34. ...Look innocent and whistle when he is rushed to the hospital

35. Attempt to scare him by barking, and start sulking when it does nothing but annoy him

36. Have him listen to the Pussycat Dolls, any song will do

37. Bluntly ask him about his sex life with Tohru

38. Snicker at the deep blush and akward silence that is bound to happen

39. Congratulate him on being able to beat up 14 year old Momiji, for it is a start, and maybe in a few years he'll be able to move up to 15 year olds

40. Do all of the above...all in the same week

If you'd do any of these things to Kyo, make a pledge that you will do these things to him :D

Light Yagami has a secret. (Death Note) Try spelling his last name backwards. Bet you didn't see that comin'. Copy & Paste if you Lol'd.

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

You are Obsessed with Ouran When...

1. You have made your own Corner of woe

2. You have an infatuation with cats and the dark.

3. You got some kid in your neighborhood stick gum in your hair just so you could cut it off.

4. You and your best friend/twin complete each others sentences.

5. You and your best friend/twin have tried playing “Which one is -insert name here- game“ but have failed miserably because you two look nothing alike.

6. You have your own black notebook in which you write down all your spending.

7. You have “accidentally’ broken a 150 yen vase.

8. You had you late grandmother sew you a purple stuffed rabbit. Don't I wish!!

9. You have named that rabbit Usa-chan and you take it wherever you go.

10. You have attempted to make you own cat puppet, which you have named Belzenef.

11. You are fascinated with the creation of instant coffee.

12. You have attempted to do the Starlight Kick (and accidentally hitting you friend on the face in the process)

13. You forcibly drag your best friend to a bunch of random cities around the country.

14. You have tried making a host club in your school.

15. You secretly take pictures of the top 7 hot guys in your school

16. You take the pictures and publish them in your own magazine titled ”Moe Moe -insert number here-“

17. You have attempted to build a giant revolving machine that comes out of the ground.

18: You try to help other girls (and sometimes boys) with their love lives.

19. You have made a mess of papers in a corner and called it a hamster house.

20. You have cultivated mushrooms.

21. You realize that one of the mushrooms you made is extremely poisonous.

22. You unknowingly piss off people by calling them “commoners”.

23. Some one shows you a new way to do something and you call it a “commoner’s technique”.

24. You are the knight in shining armor for one of your vertically challenged cousin.

AND...

25. You liked this and you are planning to copy&paste it

Got a problem with me?
Solve it.
Think I'm trippin?
Tie my flippin' shoe.
Can't stand me?
Sit yo ass down.
Can't face me?
Turn the hell around.
Love me?
Great!
Hate me?
Even flippin' better!

Boys are like lava lamps... hot... but not very bright.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I had a pet unicorn named Charlie, but the psychiatrist told me he ran away..,

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk is good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

Favourite Ouran Characters (In Order):
1# Tamaki
2# Kaoru
3# Hikaru
4# Hunny
5# Haruhi
6# Mori
7# Kyoya

Sugestions:

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

DO NOT HIT KIDS!! No, seriously. They have guns now.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you!

We're best friends. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a bridge, I laugh harder and call out before you die, "WAIT, CAN I HAVE YOUR iPOD?!."

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask directions.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

The trouble with life, is there's no background music.

A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!

You can't make somebody love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope for the best!

Growing older is manditory. Growing up is Optional

I've heard that its possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it.

Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Sometimes you make me so mad I wanna throw you in the middle of ongoing traffic, but then I realise I would probably kill myself trying to save you.

Remember: Some people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

'Don't get mad; get sadistic.'

'Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?'

Common sense is the enemy of comedy.'

'Knowledge is power; power is the root of all evil. Therefore studying must be evil.'

'I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!'

Boys don't fall for me; I trip them.'

'There are very few problems that can not be solved using a large amount of explosives.'

'I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die'

'I used to have super powers but my therapist took them away.'

'It is not enough to succeed; others must fail.'

Guns don't kill people. Bullets Do.

'You know what! Earth sucks, I’m going home.'

'If you laugh I will laugh. If you cry I will cry and if you jump out a window I will laugh.'

'Why don't you slip into something more comfortable; like a coma?'

'What is this 'kindness' you speak of?'

It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then it's even funnier!

'Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you keep on talking.'

'Define normal.'

It takes skills to fall UPstairs!

It takes skill to trip across a flat surface.

The only thing we have to fear, is fear itself...and spiders.

You have the right to remain silent. Please use it.

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're okay now.

R A P (Retards Attempting Poetry)

Note to self: it is illegal to stab people for being stupid.

A fact of life: After Monday and Tuesday, even the week says W T F

When you say bite me, I consider that foreplay :)

That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.

I don't have ADHD, I just...do you like waffles?

You can't spell slaughter without laughter.

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

Do not interrupt me when I'm talking to myself.

Shut up voices, or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again.

Good friends don't let you do stupid things...alone.

BFFTDCHSTAT'S!!! (Best friends forever that don't care how stupid they act together)

Last night, I lay in bed, looking up at the stars and thought to myself...where the hell is the ceiling?

"You've got enemies? GOOD. That means you actually stood up for something in you life." Eminem

No, I didn't trip. I was simply testing gravity. And yes, it works :)

If you truely love something, let it go. If it comes back, it is yours. If not, it never was. :/

"Life is too short to wake up in the morning and have regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance; take it. If it changes your life; let it. Nobody said that it would be easy, they just promised that it was worth it." -Anonymous

Funny Stuff:

All the good guys are either gay, married, or fictional characters in media.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it.
She Said: You wear pants, don't you?

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marshmallows and flirting with the firemen.

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought.

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

Everything here is eatable. Even I'm eatable, my dear children, but that is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Borrow money from pessimists- they don't expect to get it back.

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that can't.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success. Success = Failure!

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

When life hands you lemons, chuck 'em back at the guy who was demented enough to give them to you.

When french people swear do they say Pardon my English?

-so, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?

-I used all my sick days, so I called in dead...

-Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now.

60 OR SO AWESOME WAYS TO MAKE YOUR TEACHER WANNA BACKHAND YOU!!!

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG??” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, “wow I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!”

6. Flick pieces of paper around the class.

7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, “Your racist against paper aren’t you.”

8. Don’t do your Homework.

9. When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” then sit there and smile sweetly.

10. When you have a supply teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name is Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say “PROVE IT!”

11. When your teacher asks why you were late say, “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears.

12. When handing in your homework, write "This paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds." at the bottom.

13. When you leave the class bow and say, “May the force be with you, young one.”

14. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing opera as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused.

15. Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream “OMG! GET AWAY! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!”

16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena

17. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room

18. Raise your hand and say "I totally agree!" after everything your teacher says

19. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow

20. Speak in French.

21. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume; say there was "a disturbance”

22. When they tell someone to turn around have everyone in class do it as well

23. "The homework’s due now? Oh, give me a minute then."

24. Hand in an essay where every word is misspelt.

25. Run in the room screaming, “THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!”

26. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, “The queen is never late, everyone else is simply early."

27. When a teacher asks you a question, say, “I’m sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you.”

28. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector, scream “AAH MY EYES!!”

29. Tell yourself knock-knock jokes, then laugh loads.

30. Hide under your desk and yell “THE SKY IS FALLING!”

31. When someone knocks on the door, shout “OH NO, THEY’RE COMING FOR ME!”

32. Bring in a 7th Grader and says he’s your new pet.

33. In your technology lesson, when the teacher asks you what you are making, say a nuclear bomb.

34. When your teacher asks you a question, just stare at them.

35. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice.

36. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it.

37. If you’re playing a really boring game, make a big deal if you win.

38. Glue all their scissors together.

39. Make paperclip jewellery. I.e. necklaces, earrings, etc…

40. Pull out one strand of someone’s hair and yell “DNA!”

41. Wear a sticker or a badge that says ‘I am retarded’

42. Talk to a pen.

43. Put your hand up in a test and wait for your teacher to come over. When they whisper what’s wrong, yell “NO I WON’T MAKE OUT WITH YOU AFTER CLASS!”

44. Yell “LIAR!” to everything they say.

45. Smile. All the time.

46. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, “It’s spreading, IT’S SPREADING!”

47. When a supply teacher is taking the register, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say ‘Your worst Nightmare’

48. When you know the answer, bounce up and down and go "OOOHH I KNOW THIS!!"

49. When a teacher calls on you say, "I forgot." To every question she asks.

50. If you have to blow your nose in class, blow your nose to the tune of your favourite song.

51. When the teacher is not facing you, get the whole class to move their desks forward towards the him/her!

52. Hum throughout the lesson, but make sure you do not get caught!

53. When a teacher asks you a question... Reply "ERM, COMPUTER SAYS NOOO!!"

54. When the teacher makes a statement, stand boldly and shout "I OBJECT!!"

55. REPEAT the last word the teacher says but say it much louder!

56. While the teachers back is turned, everyone swaps seats!

57. If you are sure you haven't passed the test, write your phone number at the end with a heart!

58. When you hear a Police car siren from outside, run around screaming in the classroom shouting "Oh no, they're here. Oh my god. Shit. Shit. Shit. What do I do? Miss/Sir you have to help me! Oh god. They must have found the body! HELP!"

59. When it's your turn to answer a question... Shout "NEXT!"

I literally copy and pasted this from someones file, I didn't change anything

Just because you've won the war, it doesn't mean you're the hero... -Me
I solemnly swear, that I am up to no good- Harry Potter!
We've just witnessed what I like to call misdirected rage, I believe the technical term is being an ass. -Shigure Sohma!
I'm simply one hell of a butler. -Sebastian Michaelis from Black Butler!
How sad it would be... Should laughter disappear... -The Undertaker from Black Butler
Life is a game. -Kyouya Ootori! (Manga)
Mori makes water look sexy... -Unknown Fan?
Sad is happy for deep people... -J. Michael Tatum (It's actually Doctor who, but he quoted it better! ;P)
But that's ok, what's life without a little sorrow? -Ouran Karate (Heh... This was an amusing conversation...)
Life's not always one-half though! Life's sometimes five-sixths!! -My awesome Algebra teacher Mr. Epler (OMG HE LOOKS LIKE J. MICHAEL TATUM!! X3)
Oh how I LOVE a good Tragedy! -Me (But of course)
Well, who wouldn't love Grell? He's the fangirl in all of us XD -Red Cookies (Oh random anime conversations... They make getting through school worth it! X3)
...I'm jealous... of your rape face... -Beau Mercury (LMFAO, you have NO idea how funny that was... I love you Kaoru)
Death always needs an important meaning! Without that it would just be mindless killing... There's enough of that in this world already in my opinion... -Me (I can be serious when I want to...)
Happy Puking… I guess that’s one more thing I don’t understand –Stein from Soul Eater
I'M A BIG BALL OF MANLY FEELINGS .A. *stands on top of a mountain, hair blowing in the wind* -Beau Mercury (A.K.A what happens after we haven't talked for awhile... xD)
*she leaves, you pop up in front of S-(the person I love)* and just be like "Hello, I'm a thief. I'm here to steal your heart" -Beau Mercury (I am SO using this if everything works out right... I promise, I won't back out.)

Favorite anime guys: (As in "would date if could" list)
1. Tamaki Suou from Ouran High School Host Club hands down. I LOVE that blonde idiot! He is in front of EVERYONE. Everyone after him is in random order.
2. Hikaru Hitachiin from OHSHC. I love his hair! (Even after he dyed it!)
3. Kaoru Hitachiin from OHSHC. Again, I love his hair!
4. Takashi Morinozuka from OHSHC. He is tall, like me! (He's just about 8 inches taller...)
5. Kyoya Ootori from OHSHC. I may not like him that much, but I still would date him!
6. Takumi Usui from Maid Sama. He is blonde, like Tamaki. (That really is the only reason I started watching it...)
7. Edward...ELRIC! From FullMetal Alchemist. Being voiced by Vic Mignogna is reason enough.
8. Roy Mustang from Fullmetal Alchemist. HE'S VOICED BY TRAVIS WILLINGHAM!!! MORI ACTUALLY GETS TO TALK!
9. Yuzuru Otonashi from Angel Beats. I don't care if he's dead! I, once again, love his hair!
10. Blood Dupre from HnKnA. I don't care if he's an ass hole!
11. Boris... last name (I don't feel like going to my bookshelf and trying to find out his last name) from HnKnA. I'm a cat person.
12. Ace from HnKnA. He may be insane but I love him!
13. Sebastian Michealis from Black Butler. This guy is number three now that I think about it... Anyway, he's a badass silverware throwing ninja, why not?
14. Kyo Sohma from Fruits Basket. Again, I'm a cat person. He should actually be around the number 2 area... and again, the hair!!!
15. Yuki Sohma from Fruits Basket. I love how nice he is!
16. Zero Kiryuu from Vampire Knight. Again, being voiced by Vic Mignogna is enough.
17. Ichiru Kiryuu from Vampire Knight. He's twins with Zero, who's voiced by Vic Mignogna.
18. Kaname Kuran from Vampire Knight. I don't like him with Yuuki, but I can slightly get over that.
19: Hanabusa Aido from Vampire Knight. He's a vampire. Nuff said.
20: Senri Shiki from Vampire Knight. Again, He's a vampire.
21: Takuma Ichijo from Vampire Knight. Reason above. (Plus he's blonde! Like TAMAKI!)
22: Akatsuki Kain from Vampire Knight. Reason Above.
23: England from Hetalia. England= British Accent
24: America from Hetalia. Cause America is always the hero!
25:Italy from Hetalia. PPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

shit your going to try and cheer me up aren't you?'
last night, as I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the f-- is my ceiling?"
My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.
When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.
The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.
If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?

If I won't be myself, who will?
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.
Eat right, exercise, die anyway.
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth.
A nuclear war can ruin your whole day.
In theory, everything works.
Do unto others before they do unto to you.
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
I am not a humanitarian. I am a hell-raiser.
Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
Your chances of getting struck by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and yell, "Storms suck!"
Heck is the place for people who don't believe in Gosh.
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.
Procrastinate NOW!
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.
If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Sarcasm is one more service we offer.
Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.
Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
I will temporarily rule the world, forever.
Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.
Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

"When you talk to God, that's religion. When God talks to you, that's psychotic."

"You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!"

"Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil."

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die."

"I'm sane, it's the world that's crazy"

They say home is where the heart is. Well, my home must be Hell because that's where my heart seems to be stuck.

Our neighborhood is full of weirdoes. We fit right in!

Oh anime! anime! Where would we be?
If your presence not grace us ever so fully?
I know just what to do;we should propose a grand toast!
The grandest of toast with your preferred host!

Now young and fair girls, come one and come all!
Pick a partner to take to our anime ball!
We have every character; just tell us your type:
Height, eyes, hair color, and favorite plight

Do you go for the leader? The king of all kings?
Who commands respect with all the awesomeness he brings?
The person in charge who knows just what to do?
Until rejected he goes to his emo corner to cry: boo hoo!

Or is the smart one the way you will go?
He smiles up front, he puts on quite a show!
No problem too big for him, the solutions are quite clear!
But a darker side will show if you get too near.

And then we have the twins, who are rarely apart.
Could it be incest or brotherly heart?
Mischevious, impish, the troublesome lot
They differ in some ways, just don't ask me what.

Perhaps the strong silent man suits you best?"
Barely a word ever escapes from his chest.
You may feel he's no emotion as life passes by
Dare offend his friends, and you can expect you will fly!

But may haps the cute little boy with the cake?
Looks pure as a doll and you may fear he might break.
Do not be decieved his age is more than he appears.
And he knows kung-foo. Whoa! Watch out little dears!

Or perhaps the new guy who is shy and polite?
Who will smile, take orders, and won't put up a fight.
He listens, counsels, and importantly deems.
But is everything with him just as it seems?

What if you're a guy, who wishes a girl or two?
I think we might round up something for you.
Although our Host Club is comprised of guys
A woman's touch is at work beneath your eyes.

Laughing and smiling, tenacious and loud.
The manager can always catch quite a crowd!
The fortitude for more to go above and beyond!
No one knows what she thinks or who she is fond.

And another you may find, with mind as open as can be.
A poor little girl that can set the rich free.
Although, go after her and you'll hear Tamaki scream:
"If you touch my Haruhi, it is you I will cream!"

Choose anyone;our doors are open for you!
This is the night for your dreams to come true!
Your desired host is yours, providing you pay.
But none of you are commoners so you should be okay.

Post this poem on your profile if you love Ouran!

I Am - a psychotic sweet freak. (Or so I am told)
I Want - an Usa-Chan...
I Have - awesome friends.
I Wish - for world peace, sounds cliche, but its true.
I Hate - lots of stuff.
I Fear - abandonment, being alone, and death.
I Hear - Piano Man by Billy Joel
I Search - for... I dont know what I search for...
I Wonder - who I am
I Love - feeling loved and wanted
I Ache - Uh...?
I Always - try to smile and stay positive. And be happy for the sake of myself and others. (Its like my soul commitment... Its scary almost)
I Usually - tend to keep to myself.
I Am Not - a person who likes to show anger or negative emotions. (ex. Anger, Sadness, Depressed, etc.)
I Dance - to my own music that no one else knows and whatever I want.
I Sing - what I want and how I want.
I Never - ... I dont know...
I Rarely - show pain or negative emotions.
I Cry - when I absolutely need to.
I Am Not Always - paying attention.
I Lose - my mind a lot.
I'm Confused - almost all the time by my own thoughts and some other stuff.
I Need - water...
I Should - go get some water.
I Dream - of anime fantasies and happiness. (Like every fangirl.)

YOU KNOW YOU ARE OBSESSING OVER ANIMES WHEN :

. You think about it 24/7 (Every second, every minute etc.)
. It's ALL YOU EVER THINK ABOUT anymore.
. The first thing that you think about when you wake up is your fave anime show/character.
. You have dreams about your favorite anime show/characters.
. You pray that anime was real so that you could somehow (hopefully) meet up with your favorite character(s) and become their friend/bf/gf.
. You sing along to anime OPs/EDs/ theme songs.
. You download japanese songs to your iPod/MP3/Phone.
. You have more than 20 japanese songs on your iPod/MP3/ Phone.
. You use japanese language in your sentences, CONSTANTLY! (and imagine my poor friends' reactions)
. You sometimes act like an anime character during your daily life.
. You Cosplay.
. You copy their lifestyle. (Eat ramen, use chopsticks to eat, sit on the floor) (and get yelled by my mom)
. When you wish that your favorite anime was real and that you and your life were involved in it, BIG TIME!! Actually, you would be the protagonist!
. You write fanfiction about your favorite anime/ anime couples.
. You are MADLY IN LOVE with one of the anime guys/girls.
. You begin to want a bf/gf that look similar to an anime character. (tall, blond, awesome, etc...)
. You dream about your anime love/crush 24/7.
. You include yourself in your fanfics, starring your favorite anime characters.
. You know you can't go 5 minutes without thinking about anime or doing something anime related. Hell, you can't even go 5 seconds!
. You devote most of your time/life to anything anime related.
. You're bedroom is covered in anime related things. (Posters, bed covers, plushies etc...)
You create a fanclub full of people (including youself) that love a specific anime or anime character.
. You are the president of 'said' fanclub.
. You imagine your favorite anime character(s) at your school, in your classes, and basically in your life!
. You day dream in class about hot anime guys/girls.
. You get distracted in class by an anime related dream.
. You create movies about your favorite anime show/character(s).
. During class, whenever your teacher's talking, all you hear is blah, blah, blah because you're so busy daydreaming about anime. When you wake up from said dream because the teacher wants you to answer a question, you're stuck because you weren't paying attention. (Well no, I can answer the question. Most people don't even notice in class when I'm all zoned out XP)
. Whenever you greet people, you say 'konnichiwa!' or 'Ohayo!'
. You learn the dance of famous dances and perform them. e.g 'Hare Hare Yukai' 'Lucky Star dance'
. You seem to want to try japanese food. e.g. noodles (Ramen), rice. (Already did!!!!!!! I love japanese food, even before I got into anime!)

You know when you are obsessed with Hetalia when:

1. You start laughing hysterically at maps
2. You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together
3. You've learned more history from it than from an actual history class
4. You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 96...with supporting screenshots
5. You watch APH MADs (Music videos/parodies)
6. You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs.
7. You dress up in a scarf and party hat and sit behind a receptionist's desk for Halloween.
8. World War II starts sounding romantic.
9. Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name "Arthur" beside it.
10. You yell "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America.
11. You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation.
12. You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one.
13. You shudder squeal every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder...just in case.
14. Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, "Pastaaaaaaaaa!!" down the hallway.
15. You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "USxUK" "RussUK" means.
16. You end every sentence with "aru".
17. You scream 'paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa' every time you happen to have some.
18. You can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia.
19. You want Prussia back on the map.
20. You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face.
21. No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia.
22. You read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic.
23. Other people don't get it when you say your country's cute.
24. You've listened to Romano's Delicious Tomato Song like...80s billion times.
25. You're a duke/duchess of Sealand.
26. You've become a thousand times more patriotic.
27. You remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, you completely forget about America's birthday. (and you're American)
28. You want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones.
28. You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny.
29. Everyone who's named Alfred, Arthur, Peter, Matthew, and Francis is forever linked to Hetalia.

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):
1. We have cookies!
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guy!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life
7. Money Money Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. Does there have to be a reason? The dark side is fun! -Flails arms-

Female come backs

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I’ll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I’m a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what’s your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I’d die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d put u and i together

Woman: Really, I’d put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they’re amazing.

Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate Racism.

25 Things my wonderful Mother taught me

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

“If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished

cleaning.”

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.

“You better pray that will come out of the carpet.”

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

“If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of

next week!”

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.

“Because I said so, that’s why.”

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

“If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you’re not going to the

store with me.”

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

“Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident.”

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.

“Keep crying, and I’ll give you something to cry about.”

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

“Shut your mouth and eat your supper.”

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

“Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!”

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

“You’ll sit there until all that spinach is gone.”

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

“This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.”

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

“If I told you once, I’ve told you a million times. Don’t exaggerate!”

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

“I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.”

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

“Stop acting like your father!”

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.

“There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don’t

have wonderful parents like you do.”

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION

“Just wait until we get home.”

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.

“You are going to get it when you get home!”

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

“If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that

way.”

19. My mother taught me ESP.

“Put your sweater on; don’t you think I know when you are cold?”

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.

“When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don ‘t come running to me.”

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

“If you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up.”

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.

“You’re just like your father.”

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

“Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?”

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.

“When you get to be my age, you’ll understand.”

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.

“One day you’ll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!

Top 75 Most Annoying Things To Do In An Elevator :

When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

Ask, "Did you feel that?"

Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

Swat at flies that don't exist.

Tell people that you can see their aura.

Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"

Put police tape in front of the door before entering.

Fart loudly when there are only two of you in the elevator. Argue vehemently that it wasn't you.

Hold an auction.

Do the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator door. Upon arrival, sigh and look greatly relieved.

Ask every passenger coming if you can borrow a tampon. Especially effective if victim is male. Even more effective if you yourself are male.

Throw a rave.

Place potted plants and water fountains at strategic locations in the lift. When people ask what you are doing, tell them you "won't ride an elevator that's not fung shwei."

Greet everyone getting on with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral".

Hum the first six notes of the "It's a small world" over and over again.

When you brush past someone, whisper "Was it good for you too?"

Lean over to another rider and whisper 'Noogie patrol coming!'"

Have a heated debate with yourself.

Bring a melon onto the elevator. Try to sell it to the other passengers.

Drum on every available surface.

Write a big X on the elevator floor, and hand out "pirate" maps to everyone as they enter.

Give psychotherapy to the other passengers.

Greet everyone coming on as if they were your best friend. Use the same name for all of them.

Say "ring ring," then pull a banana out of your pocket and start talking into it.

Propose to the other passengers.

Challenge people to duels.

Sell girl scout cookies.

Bring a large pile of ice. Build an igloo on the floor.

Come on looking really scared, and say to another passenger..."I'm kinda nervous...this is my first time flying..."

Any time someone enters the doors, recoil in horror.

Stick your tongue out. Act like it's a cigarette, and ask someone for a lighter.

Pitch a tent on the floor, and "camp out" for the weekend.

Play "I've got your nose" with the other passengers.

Shout "Food fight!"

Every time someone else talks, angrily shout: "Some people are trying to sleep here!"

When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

Lick one of the buttons. Tell the other passengers you're sick and tired of people stealing your food the second you turn your back.

Elevators were practically MADE for river dnce!

Bring a snowboard onto the elevator. Put it on. Every time the lift goes up or down, shout "WOO-YEAH! This is what I call sick air!"

Make sushi.

Shave.

Every time the elevator goes down, loudly scream "OH MY GOD!! We're all gonna die! This is it! This is it! It's over! IT'S OVER!!" Look relieved when it stops

moving. When you begin to drop again, repeat.

Ask the other passengers if they want to see your glass clown collection.

Practice your kung fu.

Make race car noises when people get on and off.

Ask everyone on the elevator: "Are you my mother?"

Fly a model airplane.

Do yoga.

Play the accordion

Enter the elevator with nothing on your head. Individually ask everyone if they like your hat.

Bring a rocking chair. Sit and knit.

Recite gangsta rap lyrics in monotone.

Enter with a shovel, and attempt to "dig for treasure."

Read "Green Eggs and Ham" at the top of your lungs. Sound out every word

Don't make me angry, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies

Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner.

People are like slinkies. Basically useless and yet its so amusing to watch them fall down stairs

In a world of cheerios, be a frootloop!

Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later.

God must love stupid people...he made so many

There is no great genius without a mixture of madness

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me.

Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor.

PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a bitch.

If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah nah!

Eat healthy. Work right. Die anyway.

I have a dream and in it, something eats you.

Its sad your own mom dresses you like that.

Everyone is beautiful on the inside. If you think bones and guts are beautiful.

Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its hysterical

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems

If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the hell are you scared?!

Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a barbie doll.

If idiots could fly this place would be an airport.

I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words

Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret!

Quick, whats the number for 9-1-1?

You should always proofread what you write in case you any words.

I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and crap out a better conversation than you.

I ran into my ex today. Then I put it in reverse and hit him again.

By the time you finished reading this you'll realize you just wasted 5 seconds of your life

I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday

Hi! I'm human. What're you?

Have you considered suing your brain for non-support?

I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass!

Everyone has a right to be ugly, but you're abusing that privilege.

If we were to kill everyone who thought you were stupid, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!

I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

Wherever there is life there is love

I may not be perfect but at least I'm confident

Sometimes all we need are each other

Life is like a circle. No wonder I'm so dizzy.

Yeah I'm a loser, but I'm the coolest loser you'll ever meet

A friend would call you a retard but a best friend would call you one and act like one with you.

Boy break hearts so why don't we break their necks?

One night, I looked up into the sky. I began counting the reasons why I love you. I was doing great until I ran out of stars.

When they laugh, we'll laugh along too. Because we know better. We know.

If I promise not to kill you... can I have a hug?

Some people are like slinkies... they're really good for nothing! But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs!

I don't have a short attention span, I just... Oh look a kitty!

I love this RETARD I call my BEST FRIEND!!

I didn't hit you... I simply high-fived your face!

Exactly how much fun can I have before I go to hell?

If I had half a mind..I would still be smarter than you!!

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water!

All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.

Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run--he hates that.

Come to the dark side. We have cookies.

In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.

I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly

The only reason that I talk to myself is because that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

If you die I'll find a way to bring you back and kill you myself!

Normal people worry me

Those who think they know everything, annoy those of us that do

Don't regret doing things, regret getting caught

Everyone in life has a purpose, even if its to serve as a BAD EXAMPLE

I reject your reality and substitute it with my own -Adam, MythBusters

The early bird my get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

It's mind over matter I don't mind ‘cause you don't matter

I went insane and all I got was this stupid jacket

Curiosity killed the cat, but fulfillment brought it back

I didn't create sin, I've just perfected it.

Join the Dark side, We've got Cookies! -

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

If talking to your self is the first sign of insanity, what’s sign two?

I only love two people and your not one of them

Heaven doesn’t want me, and Hell’s afraid I’ll take over.

Show me a sane man and I’ll cure him for you.

Everyone has the right to be stupid, but YOU are abusing the privlige.

I know a thousand ways to always say the wrong thing.

They say the truth will set you free, then, how come every time I say the truth I get sent to my room?

I’m already imagining duck tape over your mouth.

Until I was 13 I thought my name was shut up.

Injured Roman: Somebody call IX I I!!

Random stranger: I can't! I don't have a roman numeral phone!

I’ve already won so shut up and bow before me.

I’m smarter, stronger, and older than you so show some respect.

When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice in some ones eyes.

I see stupid people and they don’t know they’re stupid.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. When life gives me lemons, I squirt lemon juice in life’s eyes.

When life gives you lemons you make grape juice , then sit back and let the world wonder how in the seven hells you did it.

don’t think of it as ditching school, think of it as a self approved field trip

When you fall, I'll laugh

When the world falls to chaos, you'll know I won

A friend will tell you he's not worth it. A best friend(or me)will call him and tell him he has 7 day's to live.

A friend will tell you he's not worth it. A best friend(or me)will walk up to him and say, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

"I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on ebay."

Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.

If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?

You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!

Fight Crime: Shoot Back!

How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost?

All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.Sing The Never Ending Song on a long car ride. There is a song that never ends, never ends never ends, there is a song that never ends and this is how is goes...

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

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If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile

99.8 of anime fans are obsessing over Naruto. If you are the last few of the clan who can think up three better animes than this, paste this on your profile. Sorry Naruto fans.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you're a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, put this into your profile

COPY AND PASTE NONSENSE!!!!

If the randomness is never over, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hurt your friends accidentally on a regular basis, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wear glasses, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a crush on a book, TV or video game character, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Kingdom Hearts, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish you were in the Sohma family, put this in your profile.

If you ever wished you were Haruhi Fujioka, copy and paste this into your profile. Now.

If you think that spellchecker is just stupid sometimes, into your profile this goes!

If you think that spellchecker is a lifesaver sometimes, copy and paste this into your profile.

Cookies are delicious.

If you have ever cried yourself to sleep, put this on your profile.

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Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

If you know someone who should get run over by a [strike]bus[/strike] train, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever gotten into an argument with an inanimate object, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you write sloppy in pen, copy and paste this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile.

If you always have something on your mind then copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever wondered why you exist and/or why your name is what it is then copy and paste this to your profile

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.

I'm a TEENAGER, and don't do drugs!

If you say 'got it memorized' just to annoy the living crap outta your friends copy to ya profile and add ya name. (ForbiddenKHFan216, demyx-fan-10,kh2 fan13, SoraIsMyHomeboy, AxelThePyromaniac)

Copy and paste this into your profile if Axel's death scene affected your emotions in a depressing way.

If you memorized a song in a language you do not speak, copy and paste this into your profile. (I actually memorized Sakura Kiss for OHSHC, My Soul, Your Beats! from Angel Beats, and Ichiban no Takaramono from Angel Beats)

No, Ansem, you're wrong. I know now, without a doubt, Kingdom Hearts... IS AWESOME!!

If you think that Axel LOVES saying 'Got it memorized' just cuz he can, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like to eat, eat, eat ,eat apples and bananas, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Organization XIII are the best bad guys EVER, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Roxas is not emo, he just looks sad sometimes because he has no clue what's going on, copy this into your profile.

If you think KH is the best game EVER, copy and past this onto your file.

I am called weird and a freak all the time, but I just don't care. I am the girl that doesn't think about what people think and just does what I want to do. I am weird, I admit it but, is anybody any better? I am me and thats all that matters.

98% of teens say "I love you" and don't mean it...I am one of the 2% that do mean it. If you are too, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever insulted someone so stupid that they didn't get the insult, copy this into your profile.

If you think all the good ones are either married, gay, or fictional creatures, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are in love with a fictional character, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

98 of the internet population has a facebook. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show)/played a game so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think saucepans would make good ninja weapons, copy & paste this to your profile.

If you don't do drugs (They are nasty), copy/paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

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-If you have ever laughed out loud when you were thinking something funny and people looked at you with a weird face. Copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed during something sad and depressing and ruined a moment, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you prefer Anime/Japanese music over K-pop, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you thought Justin Bieber was a girl the first time he sang "One Time", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Justin Bieber is a girl, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're taller than Edward Elric but still shorter than everyone else, paste this into your signature. (Wait, didn't he grow to be like 6'1" in the end?! I don't think I am, but I want to brag anyway so I am keeping it on here.)

I met some crazy people! They made me their leader!

I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

Boys are like Slinky's, useless, but fun to watch them fall down the stairs.

That, my children, is called a wall. But beware, the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid, for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before.

Once you go fangirl you can never go back.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

If you ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you enjoy things that ask you to copy and paste them into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wonder who started this stupid list in the first place, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you actually read through this entire thing and sorted out the ones that fit you, copy/paste this on your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, StarDragon411, MysticKatt, TrueThinker, Softballgirl9411, Witchdoctor42, crocgirl2815, mewmewice, MewCuxie12, Rainpool's Loyalty, TsubasaSyaoforever, Tomi Lang, Anne-Julie Roosevelt, HarvestMoonFan4ever, Shimmerleaf, EvilGiggles13, Skitsophraniac, Dragon Ninja Of Darkness, TheRejectedAngel,

If you have ever walked into a room, and forgot what you were doing, then started walking away, and suddenly remembered, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile

If you think that an O.C search engine should be put on this web site copy and paste this into your profile and add your name: Dragon Ninja Of Darkness, TheRejectedAngel,

FRIENDS: Never ask anything to eat or drink

BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS: Call your parents Mr. Mrs and grandpa by grandpa

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD grandpa GRAMPS

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin' DAMN we really messed up

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. here's a tissue"

FRIENDS: Knows only a few things about you

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS: Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BEST FRIENDS: Would walk right in and say, "I'M HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through highschool /college (drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will help you move a body

BEST FRIENDS: Will say "call me when you need a shovel."

FRIENDS: Try to help you when you get hurt

BEST FRIENDS: Sit there laughing their ass of saying, "Dude, you're an idiot!"

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when they turn you down

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to them and say, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Ask why your crying

BEST FRIENDS: Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella

BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself

A simple friend has never seen you cry. A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.

A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.

A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party. A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean.

A simple friend hates it when you call after they've gone to bed. A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.

A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems. A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it.

A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument. A real friend calls you after you had a fight.

A simple friend expects you to always be there for them. A real friend expects to always be there for you!

A friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be anywhere else

A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words

A friend is one who believes in you when you have ceased to believe in yourself

Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you

A true friend is someone you can trust with all your secrets

A friend is someone who reaches for your hand, but touches your heart

A good friend will tell you what you want to hear. A true friend will always tell the truth.

A good friend will be there for you all through school. A true friend will be there till the day you die.

A good friend will bail you out of prison. A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "damn, that was fun!".

A good friend is someone you enjoy hanging out with. A true friend is someone you need

"Wake Up,Get on computer,Read, Eat, Read, Go to School, Read, Eat, Read, Go to Sleep, Repeat"

"Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot." -Anonymous

There is a light at the end of every tunnel...just pray it's not a train!.

If you dont like my driving, stay off the sidewalk

Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.

If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now be seeing people from the future?

If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable?

Since a running back runs forward, why is he called a running back?

Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?

If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?

When a boy is named after his dad, he is called 'Junior,' but what do you call a girl that is named after her mother?

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

If all of the Acme stuff doesn't work, why does Wile Coyote keep buying their products?

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that ?

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If you ever wished that you could talk to animals, paste this into your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty then copy this into your profile!

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

Weird & Crazy is good. Strange & Wacked is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird & Crazy is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird & Crazy is good! If you are weird or Crazy (maybe both) and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you are crazy, odd,not-normal, a freak of nature, or anything else that applies, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

If you have a lot of fanfic ideas in your head but are unable to bring yourself to write them, copy and paste this in your profile

If you have a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character. Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your...

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remembered, copy this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer (I think it is...)

If you've read a fanfiction, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Its kinda the point of this website...)

if you would love to stay a night in a library, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to slap yourself/someone else, put this on your profile.

If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think the world is heading to a bad place, and are planning on doing something about it by making wonderful stories, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever yelled at your television because a character or someone you don't like was on copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you like the rain copy and paste this into your profile.

If you enjoy those copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like J-Pop, copy and paste this to your profile

If you love all the "copy and paste this in your profile" sentences... COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!!

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "fudge", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, put this in your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on the table and/or hit your head on a shelf for no reason, put this in your profile.

If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, put this in your profile.

If you were insane, crazy and/or random before being crazy, insane and/or random was cool copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

Put this in your profile if you ever saw a boy and girl hugging and was tempted to scream, "NO! DON'T DO IT! SHE'LL FIND OUT ABOUT THE CURSE!"

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

98% of teens say "I love you" and don't mean it...I am one of the 2% that do mean it. If you are too, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever had random loud singing outbursts in public, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever copy and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird is normal. Admitting you are normal is odd. Different is odd and different is not good. If you are weird and proud of it, put this in your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, anime, show, manga, fanfic, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile. (WHY! WHY DID HE HAVE TO DIE! AND WHY DID SHE DIE! AND... oh forget it! Everyone died in Angel Beats...)

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists’ likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

If you've ever totally screwed something up so bad it isn't even funny, copy this onto your profile

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever turned around and questioned how you got on those subjects after an entire conversation, copy and paste this in to your profile.

If you complain that your feet are cold and your mom tells you to put socks on and you don’t just for the sake of being stubborn, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you thought whoever invented music is completely AWESOME, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear the voices of people in your head, put this onto your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If that inanimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever just screamed because you were so frustrated and people started staring and you yelled ‘What the hell are you looking at!", copy and paste this to your profile

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever forgotten your phone number when someone asks for it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you refer to yourself in the third person, copy and paste this to your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever accidently stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you actually read this whole thing add one of these things, and copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breath anymore. Repost if your one if the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Pattison standing on top of a sky scraper about to jump. If you're one of the 3% who would sit there eating popcorn screaming "DO A FLIP!" then copy and paste this on your profile

If your crazy/or insane and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this into your profile!

If you are still reading this, copy and paste all of this to your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want people to stop flaming, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wanted to kill someone (albeit a man in a purple and green dinosaur suit known as 'Barney the Dinosaur', any sound-nin from Naruto, George Bush, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, or any other fool) then realized murder is illegal then copy and paste this into your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. (My Winnie the Pooh, but last time I checked, half of my grade is obsessed with Hello Kitty, so I think I am good.)

98 of teenagers have participated in underaged drinking and drugs. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy this into your profile wearing a smirk of pride.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever felt like chasing your friend and yelling "RUN BITCH RUN!" Put this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like/love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you think that it would be fun to be an anime character, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been bored out of your mind, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten the phone number to 911, copy and past this onto your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever started humming a song that you have absolutely no idea what it is put this on your profile.

If you think that I'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.

If your parents have ever told you that you weren't normal, and are proud of it copy this to your profile.

If you have ever fallen asleep in an inconvenient place copy this to your profile and add where: At the dining table with food there, on the floor, ON GAARA!! (yep, that's me), in my closet, I kinda fell asleep in the middle of class,

If you ever wanted to be sent to an asylum just so you can bounce around in the white padded room, copy and paste this to your profile!!

If you've read this ENTIRE profile and wasted about ten minutes reading what took me hours to put together, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are one of those people that feel sad because you are jealous of anime and game characters post this on your profile. (Hellz yez!)

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.

If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "fudge", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a conversation with someone else in your head, then suddenly started talking to them out loud, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, during a quiet moment, you suddenly remember something funny and randomly bust out laughing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile..

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: the fear of long words. Now what Smart Ass came up with that? If you think that is really funny, but can't pronounce it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Interesting and insane laws:

Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a 500 dollar fine. (Hmm... I'm not that sure all of the suicide terrorists will be scared off by that.)

It is illegal for horses to eat fire hydrants. (What... the...)

It is illegal to allow a dog to be in a public place without its master on a leash.

It is illegal to allow a pet cat to run loose without a taillight.

It is illegal to walk around with an ice-cream cone in your left back pocket

It is illegal to carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 o'clock.

It is illegal to drive a motor vehicle on city streets unless a man with a lantern is walking ahead of it.

It is illegal to eat in a place that is on fire. (Who wants to eat there?)

It is illegal to purchase an alcoholic beverage after midnight on Sunday, yet one may do so on Monday.(Haha, loophole!)

It is illegal to purchase or use Sparklers in the city, yet you can buy fully disassembled automatic machine guns.

It is illegal to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.(Take that laws of society!)

It is illegal for a woman to drive without a man standing in front of the car, signaling that it is a woman behind the wheel.(Well, isn't that sexist?)

It is illegal to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale. (Do I want to know?)

It is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep. (I wasn't going to do that, but now I might...)

1.Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle

2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer

3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS! haha turns out crazy, really

1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

Love Me, Love Me ( You know it.)

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Not Over You ( Guys, l know l am awesome, but l only want to be friends!)

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

Play My Music

4.WHAT IS 22?

Up All Night

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Fear ( Whoa Hannah. That is bad business.)

6.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Got Dynamite ( Man, I feel weird after reading this.)

7.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

I can't make you feel my love

8.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

A Year Without Rain

9.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Purple Rain (Only want to see him bathing in the Purple Rain!)

10.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

All The Right Moves ( IKR! Love Ya Mom and Dad!)

11.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Dance Dance Dance ( Duh...)

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Solo ( What?! NO I DONT WANT TO DIE ALONE!)

13.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

Heart and Soul

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

High School Never Ends ( That isn't a secret though...)

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIEND?

Don't Forget ( You owe me money.)

16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

Whenever, Wherever

17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Gift of a friend ( I give up.)

18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?

Never Knew I Needed ( Wow, that actually makes sense. Guess there is my answer.)

19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

Tired (It really does.I laugh to stay awake in 6th period.)

20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

No Idea ( Actually l do have an Idea. The fact that I am surrounded every damn day by these 1D Fangirling Idiots! 1D is ok, but you people need to calm the hell down!)

21.WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

Halo ( You go Beyonce!)

22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

Cover Girl ( The make up some people put on. Ewwww...)

23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

Time of Our Life (Take that as a yes, I sound like the life of the party, who wouldn't like me.)

24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

Tonight ( Wow. That feels really ironic.)

25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

So Far So Great (It hurts so much... Get me a doctor! Oh wait...)

26.WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

A Merry Go Round Of Life- Piano Version

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile , because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

In the battle of wits against me, you children are woefully unprepared.

Ever noticed the "ii" in Hitachiin? "ii" looks like two people. Two IDENTICAL people... catch my drift?

Ever noticed how the twins birthday is 6/9... that's an "Identical" date.

Bisco Hatori is more clever than you may have thought -

If you're a girl and you've ever
beaten a guy in an arm wrestle,
copy this into your profile!

Some of the stupidest things I have ever heard...

"Real artificial bacon bits" Oh, yeah, I'm gonna go out and buy myself some real-fake bacon bits. Not just fake-fake, real-fake

Christmas lights: To be used for indoor or outdoor use only (as opposed to...?)

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.

Adults are just kids with money.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and let life wonder how the heck you did that.

16 Things to do when you're in Wal-Mart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,"'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

16. When you are at the cash paying, ask: "Can I have fries with that?

The Ouran Alphabet

A is for Academy, which is where the Ouran students attend

B is for Boy-Lolita, which is Mitsukuni Haninozuka

C is for Cosplay, which the Hosts do every day

D is for Debt, which is 8 million yen

E is for Emo Corner, which is Tamaki's depression spot

F is for Female, which is Haruhi's true gender

G is for Guy, which Haruhi has to dress and act like to pay off her debt

H is for Hikaru, who is the confused one of the Hitachiin Twins

I is for Innocent, which Honey claims to be

J is for Jealousy, which Hikaru expresses towards Haruhi and Arai

K is for Kaoru, who is the sweetest of the Hitachiin Twins (and the best...)

L is for Love, which is the feeling that Hikaru doesn't quite understand

M is for Mori, who is the strong and silent type

N is for Nekozawa, who will put a curse on you if you don't watch your back

O is for Ootori, which is a big name in the medical business

P is for Puppet, and its name is Belzeneff

Q is for Quiet, which basically describes Mori

R is for Roses, which every Host Club member has in their own color

S is for Swimsuit, which the Hitachiin brothers would like to see Haruhi wear

T is for Tamaki, who considers himself as the "King" of the Host Club

U is for Usa-chan, which is the name of Honey's stuffed bunny

V is for Vocals, which Renge uses a lot

W is for Wonderland, where Haruhi got stuck.

X is for X-Ray Vision, which the Hitachiin Brothers wish they had. (...Yeah, I know they do... They probably already have it. That's what the smirks are for. -_-)

Y is for Yaoi, which the Ouran show has a lot of thanks to the Hitachiin Twins

Z is for the Zuka Club, which Haruhi was almost forced to join. (Thank God she didn't. I would have died. Then TamaHaru wouldn't have happened...)

If you love the Ouran Alphabet, copy and paste this into your profile!

THINGS TO PONDER:
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?
Who's the fool who said "nothing's impossible"? They never tried slamming a revolving door...

If you can't BEAT them, JOIN them

If you can't JOIN them, BRIBE them

If you can't BRIBE them, BLACKMAIL them

If you can't BLACKMAIL them, KILL them

If you can't KILL them, your SCREWED

Which member of ouran are you more alike?

Tamaki princely type:

You are French (At least I'm pretty sure I am...)

You’re a very romantic person

You flirt a lot with girls/boys.

Easily fooled by things that wouldn't fool most.

You're overly eccentric in everything you do.

You care about your family deeply even if they don't return the feelings

Your birthday is April 8th

You're slow when it comes to your own feelings. (I still don't know if I can tolerate One Direction...)

Total: 6

Kyoya Cool Type:

You wear glasses

You are known for being "evil" (Not that I ever mean anything!)

Your favourite foods are anything spicy

You excel in everything you do

Your birthday is November 22.

You hate waking up in the morning.

You never like to do anything unless it has a benefit

Total: 5

Hunny Loli Shota Type:

You're the shortest out of your friends.

You love cakes and sweets.

You have a stuffed animal that has special meaning to you.

You are/have taken a martial arts class

You are close to your cousins.

You look a lot younger than you are. (Older)

You're born on February 29th (4th!)

Your favourite subject is math

Total: 3

Mori Wild Type:

You're the tallest out of your friends

You only talk when you need to

You're protective of people you care for.

You favorite food is Japanese food

When bad things happen you tend to blame yourself a lot.

Your birthday is May 5th

You're not much of a leader but more of a follower

Total: 4

Hikaru Devil Type:

You and your sibling have a strong bond

You're a very cynical person.

You like to mess with your sibling

You're the oldest sibling

Your birthday is June 9th

You like Italian food

You get jealous easily

You don't make friends easily

Total: 3

Kaoru Devil Type:

You like to play games

Favorite subject is Math

You enjoy cosplay

You're nicer than your siblings

Your birthday is June 9th

You're very forgiving

You'd rather give someone something and go without to make that person happy

You like playing tricks on people

Total: 4

Haruhi Natural Type:

You don't care about trivial things like appearance

You're tight with money

You get along with guys well

You're blunt about everything

You're an excellent cook

You have a hard time understanding love sometimes

Your birthday is February 4th

People feel like they can open up and talk to you easily

Total: 6 (And yes, my birthday ACTUALLY is February 4th. That's the only reason I know how to spell it right :)

Result: Tamaki/Haruhi! Yay! I'm just like my OTP!!! Life is complete!!!

Mental Hospital Phone Menu:

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital!

Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.

Just to tell you, if you have read every word so far it means that you definently ARE crazy so post this on your profile!

THINGS YOU DON"T WANT TO HEAR DURING SUGURY
1.OOPS!
2.Has anybody survived 500ml of this stuff before?
3.if this is his spleen, then what's that?
4.come back here with that, bad dog!
5.DAMN! page 47 of the manual is missing!
6.wait a minute, my manual doesn't say that.
7.What edition is your manual?
8.Steril, schmerial.
9.the floors clean,right?
10.nurse, could you stop that thing from beating? it's throwing my concentraion off.
11.let's hurry this up, i don't want to miss Baywatch.
12.FIRE FIRE! EVERYBODY GET OUT!

Quotes/Things People Have Said That I Love:

Kyoya: "By the way, a quick question about your stategy. Did you evey consider the possibility the date might go too well, and those two might fall in love?"
Kaoru: "Nah, it's still too soon for that. Hikaru is kinda a dummy."
Kyoya: "Well' then he's lucky, because are club is full of dummies" -Kyoya and Kaoru from Ouran High School Host Club

Ciel: Well, Sebastian is using a new method to get information. (Ok, this may not seem funny to you, but what is funny about it is that Sebby is actually in a house, with a girl, doing what ever perverted thought is in your head. And yes, the house was shaking. Ciel and Grell were outside waiting for him to finish.)

[Tamaki rambling in background about 'being a gentlemen'] 'There's a word to describe people like him... hmm, what is it?... ah man, I wish I could remember that word... uhh?... maybe... a pain in the neck... no, there's something that fits him perfectly... Ha I got it' "obnoxious." -Haruhi from Ouran High School Host Club

"I'm going to take this potato chip... and eat it." -Light from Death Note

[Insert British Accent] "He's Freakin' Bipolar!" -Haruhi from Ouran The Vaguely Abridged Series

"What do I have in common with Tamaki? Well it would definitely not be his way with the ladies. That is a dream I still wish to aspire!" -Vic Mignogna, Ouran Panel

"Hi! I'm Luci and I'm playing Honey! I know I have the best job because mine's the cutest!" -Luci Christian, Ouran Panel

"It makes my job so, so, so, so, so, so, so easy! When things are drawn so cute, and bunnies, and flowers." -Luci Christian, Ouran Panel

"Well, if you don't know who we are, then you better leave right now." -Travis Willingham, Ouran Panel

"Oh my God, Hikaru! Shoes!" -Greg Ayres, Kaoru Hitachiin voice at Ouran Panel

"I'm Travis and I'm playing Mori. And I have to say that I think my job is the easiest, because Mori is just a man of many many words. Including, Mmm. I have an easy, easy job." -Travis Willingham, Ouran Panel

"My name is Todd Haberkorn and I play Hikaru and I--" cut off by all the rabid fangirl screaming. -Todd Haberkorn and Fangirls, Ouran Panel

"Besides giving all the yaoi fangirls two characters they can go totally wiggly over." -Greg Ayres, Ouran Panel

"I'm Vic Mign-" "AAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHH!!!" -Vic Mignogna and Fangirls, Ouran Panel

"And that's just the kiss of death for a voice actor." -Vic Mignogna, Ouran Panel

"Tamaki is like three of your other characters all rolled up in one. He's romantic like Dark Mousy..." FANGIRLS SCREAM "...But he's very articulate and intelligent like Fai Flourite." FANGIRLS SCREAM LOUDER "...And then without a moments notice, he SPAZZES OUT LIKE ED!!" FANGIRLS SCREAM LOUDEST xD. -Vic Mignogna and Fangirls, Ouran Panel

"I'm the wolfman!" -Mitsukuni Haninozuka aka Honey, Ouran High School Host Club

"Oh no, I don't sound like that! I sound like this!" -J. Micheal Tatum, Ouran Panel (oh the humor in this is that he sounds exactly the same... XD)

"I think my biggest problem is trying to make him sound super cute and super sweet and so it just touches your heart. But also make sure that he's a boy." -Luci Christian, Ouran Panel

"So what do we do?" "There's only one thing to do, we have to induce amnesia! Hold him!" -Hikaru and Kaoru, episode 23

"What do think you're doing? You don't bring something like this into a petti fight! You're both at fault here but what's really sad is you've brought everyone else around you into your big mess!" -Haruhi, episode 5

"You won't do it, Kyoya-Senpai. I know, because it wouldn't do you any good. You wouldn't gain anything from it." "You're right. You're a fascinating young woman, Haruhi." "But... I've learned something from this. I guess I never realised what a good guy you are Senpai." -Haruhi and Kyoya, episode 8

"Kyoya, are you alright?!" "Your dad it so mean!" "Yeah, you should never ever hit someone who's wearing glasses!" "I don't think it's really about that..." -Tamaki, Hikaru, Mitsukuni and Kaoru, episode 25

"Oh-no! She's giving him the adorable smile, the one which no man can resist!" "Wow! Usually you guys wouldn't waste any time inturputing the two of them." "Yeah but our hands are tied, after our screw up in Karuizawa Haruhi would never forgive us if we butted in." "Karuizawa was really your screw up, Hikaru!" -Hikaru, Mitsukuni, Kaoru, episode 22 or 23

"It really pisses me off when people don't know their place!" -Mitsukuni, episode 4 (Soooo OOC ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY! Wait it is... XD)

"NO! Don't touch me! You phony!" -Renge, episode 4

"Hikaru... Listen to me, please don't worry. There's nothing you can do, you can't share my pain. You're not the one who got hurt... Now go on." "I can't! It hurts! It hurts, Kaoru!" -Hikaru and Kaoru, episode 4

"To be honest, whether I am happy or unhappy, has nothing to do with it." -Kyoya. episode 4 (I'm pretty sure...)

"The truth is, I hate your guts!" "You took the words right out of my mouth, in fact I hate you so much I bought this. Belzenef the curse doll! I'm going to complete the curse, Hikaru, I'm gonna write your name on his back! From this day forward you're going to experience nothing but misfortune and sorrow!" -Hikaru and Kaoru, episode 5

"What do you mean I'm phony?! Just what I said, you're phony! I find it hard to believe that someone like you is the prince character of this host club! You shouldn't go spreading you love around so easily like that, you stupid! You must be a dim-witted narcissist! You're incompetent! A commoner! You're disgusting! *Thunder* He's created a new technique! One man slow motion!"--Renge to Tamaki, Hikaru and Kaoru

"Hanabusa... For some reason, Yukki Cross is lying here unconscious..." -Akatsuki, Vampire Knight Guilty

" Listen up, brats! Get the hell back to your dorms! Why do I have to deal with you running around screaming "Kyaa! Kyaa!" every damn day?! Why?! "(Zero Kiryu {Vampire Knight} to the Day Class Girls)

"I am not your adopted son! You may have cared for me, but I did not allow you to ADOPT me!" (Zero Kiryu {Vampire Knight} To Kaien)

"You're so scary... Mr. Disciplinary Committee." (Kaname Kuran {Vampire Knight} To Zero)

"Come on, Senpai, would you please stop growing mushrooms in other people's closets?! " (Haruhi Fujioka {Ouran High School Host Club} to Tamaki Suou)

"I'm not a hero, I'm a honor student. AND WHO ARE YOU CALLING HARU-CHAN?!?!?!"(Haruhi Fujioka {Ouran High School Host Club} To Honey)

"I hate all these damn rich people."(Haruhi Fujioka's thoughts on The Host Club)

"He's like some kind of heartless taxcollector."(Haruhi Fujioka {Ouran High School Host Club} thoughts on Kyoya)

"Openly what?"(Haruhi Fujioka {Ouran High School Host Club} about being called a transvestite.)

"We've had enough of this! You're both to blame for this fight! Hika-chan and Kao-chan, I want you to make up and go halfsies on this cake, okay? But, I want to have a piece too, so I guess we're gonna have to go thirdsies. We're not going to be able to split the strawberry on top though. What should we do? Maybe I should just take it. After all, strawberries are my favorite. Oh, I forgot to ask, Hika-chan, Kao-chan, do you like strawberries?"(Honey {Ouran High School Host Club} to the twins.)

"All right! The Low Blood Pressure Evil Lord has given his approval! Fellow subjects! Let's dress up the evil lord and bring him to the car! "(Tamaki {Ouran High School Host Club} Reffering to Kyoya.)

"This anime is obviously a romantic comedy and since Haruhi and I are the main characters we are love interests." "What does that make us?" "You boys...are the homosexual supporting cast." (Tamaki on this anime, breaking the 4th wall, talking mostly about the twins.)

(Kaoru to and with Hikaru.) "YOUR MOMMA WEARS TOO MUCH MAKEUP!

"Don't eat that, Mitsukuni! It's bad for you!" (Mori To Honey about Renge's burnt cookies)

"What is it now, Daddy?"(Kyoya To Tamaki)

Hey, what's your blood type? (Hanabusa Aido {Vampire Knight} To Day Class Girl)

"Yuki, as your older brother, I command you to respect me!" (Ayame, {Fruits Basket} to Yuki, who then responds by giving him the death glare and then hitting him .)

"My interest is to observe Misa-chan in Maid Latte. Observing Prez Ayuzawa is my specialty. My favorite food is Misa-chan's omelet rice. Favorite word is Ayuzawa Misaki."(Takumi Usui)

"I'm actually a hardcore otaku who likes maids more than having three meals a day. And I only read books related to maids. Also, I only visit maid cafes. Of course, I also collect maid figurines. I play games which feature female maids and it turns me on so much. Then I'll wear the maid uniforms and jump in joy. I'll take my leave now."(Takumi Usui {Maid-Sama!})

"If you were to drown... I wouldn't let anyone else give you mouth-to-mouth resuscitation."(Takumi Usui {Maid-Sama!} )

"A mysterious perverted alien, from Planet Pheromones."( Misaki Ayuzawa {Maid-Sama} reffering to Takumi Usui)

"Aido, I think I would like to discuss our dorm's rules with you again." (Kaname Kuran {Vampire Knight} To Aido)

"IF "FORGIVE ME" WOULD MAKE UP FOR EVERYTHING, THEN WE WOULDN'T NEED HELL!"(Mogami Kyoko {Skip Beat!} to Ren Tsuruga over the phone during audition.)

(destroying the phone) "You thought I really meant that?! You Jerk! If "sorry" was enough there'd be no need for HELL!!"( Mogami Kyoko {Skip Beat!} )

"Always trust a man in a big white van!" -Rabid and I

"Oh excuse me Mister Fashion Designer!" "I didn't design that!" while in the midst of laughter. -Skill, Honor, and Dare

"All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much." -- George Harrison

"Love one another." -- George Harrison (These are some of the best last words I've heard)

"A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new." -- Albert Einstein

"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened." -- Dr. Seuss

"Those who matter don't mind, and those who mind don't matter." -- Bernard M. Baruch

"Be yourself; everybody else is already taken." -- Oscar Wilde

"A room without books is like a body without a soul." -- Marcus Tillius Cicero

"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough." -- Mae West

"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on." -- Robert Frost

"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them more." -- Oscar Wilde

"I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel." -- Maya Angelou

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment." -- Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits, The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules. And they have no respect for status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see them genius. Because the ones who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do." -- Apple Inc.

"A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water." -- Eleanor Roosevelt

"Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring." -- Marilyn Monroe

"The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool." -- William Shakespeare.

"The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid." -- Jane Austen

"Think, think, think."-- Winnie the Pooh

"Now, Donald Trump says he want to run for president and move on in into the White House. Why not? It wouldn't be the first time you pushed a black family out of their home."--Snoop Dogg

"Now, I gotta give a shout out to my girl Snooki. Oh wait, that's not Snooki?*Looks at The Situation* Well I'm sorry, all white people that act black look alike to me."--Snoop Dogg

"Donald Trump said he's running for President as a Republican, which is surprising since I assumed he was running as a joke."--Seth Meyers

"Donald Trump often appears on FOX, which is ironic because a fox often appears on Donald Trump's head."--Seth Meyers

"If you're at a Washington Post table and you can't finish your entree, don't worry, the fox will eat it."--Seth Meyers (This guy is gonna become my new hero.)

"Donald Trump owns the Ms. USA pageant, which is great for Republicans because it will help them in there search for Vice President."--Seth Meyers

"Donald Trump recently said that he has a great relationship with the blacks, though unless the blacks are a family of white people, I think he's mistaken."--Seth Meyers (Don't you love this guy?)

"You on the other hand Mr. President, are getting old. When you were sworn in, you looked like the guy from the Old Spice commercials, now you look like Louis Gosset Sr. I've never said this to anyone before, but maybe you should start smoking again. Is this the change you were talking about? Mr. President, look at your hair, if your hair gets any whiter, the Tea Party will start to endorse it!"--Seth Meyers, who is DEFINITELY my new hero.

"What can I say about Joe Biden, that hasn't already been said incorrectly by Joe Biden?"--Seth Meyers

"It turns out Mr. President and Joe Biden weren't invited to the royal wedding. When Joe Biden found out, he said 'Me. You. Wedding Crashers 2!I'll buy us two train tickets to London.' The Vice President loves trains, I assume that it was hard for Mr. President to tell Biden that the new budget, cut 1.5. billion from high speed rail ways. 'Joe, c'mon in. Take off your engineers cap. I have some bad news about the Choo-Choos. 'As he broke the news, one of the straps of Joe's overalls, sadly drooped off his shoulder. "--Seth Meyers

"Nothing is more depressing about Politics than saying 'Adult' is a compliment. Adult is only a compliment to a child. 'I'm so proud of you, you acted like an adult tonight, I'm glad I brought you to my bosses house for dinner. You even cut your own meat like a big boy."--Seth Meyers

"Congress, I think you read bills like the rest of us read the Terms and Conditions on iTunes."--Seth Meyers

"And Donald, it goes 'Fu*cking delusional' not, 'I'm running for President'."--Seth Macfarlane

"Stop complaining about being single. We have bigger problems, like how McDonalds doesn't serve breakfast after 10:30."

"Don't try to understand women. Women don't understand women and they hate each other.

" They say you shouldn't lie to your doctor, but admit it. If he asks you if you have ever had sex, and your moms right next to you, you are going to say no."

" Dear pimples, if you are going to live on my face, l'm going to have to start charging some rent..."

"Teen pregnancy will be at an all time low. Why? Because of the release of Black Ops 2 and Halo 4."

"Look at the keyboard. U and I are together. Underneath it says JK."

" Mom, l have good news! You got a 100% on your math test?! Mom, l said good news, not a miracle."

" I would like to take this time by congratulating my parents for having such an amazing kid!"

" In bed, it's 6 a.m. You close your eyes for five minutes, it is 7:45. You go to school, it is 1:30. You close your eyes for five minutes, it is 1:31."

" I wish l had parents like Dora, they let that bitch go anywhere!"

"School is pointless! English? We speak it. History? They are dead, get over it. Math? We have calculators. Spanish? We have Dora."

" I am painting a blue square in my back yard that way google earth thinks l have a pool."

"My neighbors loved my music so much, that when l turned it up, they invited the police to listen!"

"I failed the drivers test. Driving Teacher: What do you do at a red light? Me: I usually respond to texts and go on Facebook."

" That Rebecca Black moment when you get on the bus and you don't know which seat to take."

" Did you know that if you yell 'Bloody Mary' into the mirror, three times, at 3 a.m. your mom will tell you to shut up and go to bed."

" You try your hardest to raise your teenagers with good manners, patience, and honesty, but they still end up like you."

" As a teenager, you are in the last stage of life where you are happy to learn the phone is for you."

" Raising teenagers is like nailing Jello to a tree"

"I am sitting here, looking at the most amazing person l have ever seen. Caring, funny, smart, and absolutely stunning! Yes, l am looking in the mirror."

"No, l am not single. I am just waiting for my boyfriend to quit playing hide and seek with me."

" Don't you hate it when you are doing push-ups and you lose count after 1,000?"

" Pretending to believe in the Mayan Apocalypse Theory is a great way to get out of buying Christmas presents this year!"

"I am flattered you think l can actually afford the things on your holiday list."

"Stop waiting for Prince Charming. Go out and get him! The poor guy may be stuck up in a tree or somewhere!"

" Taylor Swift waved at a boy yesterday, and he didn't wave back... So she will have a new album out tomorrow."

" Dear eleven year old on Facebook with 'It's Complicated',Seriously?! What did he do?! Steal your animal crackers?!"

" I hate people who say ' Age is just a number', Age is clearly a word!"

"They say revenge is a dish best served cold. They also say revenge is sweet. So basically, revenge is ICE-CREAM!"

"Cripple jokes are so mean. I can't stand them!"

" Damn! I forgot to go to the gym yesterday! That make ten years in a row..."

" Apparently Twilight is so popular because teenagers can relate. Oh yea, l remember when l was a teenage vampire."

" Don't worry, zombies are looking for brains, so you safe!"

" I bought some champagne at the store today, and the lady didn't ask for my I.D. card! So l gave it to her anyway, and took it as a honest mistake."

" Oh, your dating my ex? I thought the five second rule only applied for food..."

"I never believed in Santa Claus, because l knew no white guy would come into my neighborhood after dark."

" On the twelfth day of Christmas, my Facebook gave to me! 12 dudes l'm blocking! 11 friends just watching! 10 corny topics! 9 busted barbies! 8 friends complaining! 7 stalkers stalking! 6 party invites! 5 Draammaa Quueennss! 4 game requests! 3 photo tags! 2 friends-a-pokin'! And a creep who won't stop inboxing me!"

" I wanted to send you something amazing for Christmas, but the mailman told me to get out of the mailbox."

" Please, keep talking. I yawn when l am interested."

" Talk is cheap, but that's ok, so are you."

" Pardon me, but you are obviously mistaking me for someone who gives a damn."

" I believe in luck. How else can you understand the success of the people you don't like?"

"Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not f*king blue!"

"Making the snuggie look good since 2009."

"Dear middle finger, thank you for sticking up for me."

"Wasn't planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere!"

"Most of the time when people laugh, l am not trying to be funny."

"Why is it so hard to find an exercise bike with a nice little tray for my nachos?"

"If people can read minds, l would get punched in the face a lot."

"I never get jealous when l see my ex with some one else, because my parents told me to give my old toys to the less fortunate."

"As long as there are tests there will be prayers in public school."--Me when my teacher told me 'Before the test is not the time to start praying.'

"Why is there a show called 'When Animals Attack'? It should be called ' When Stupid People Go Near Dangerous Animals''

" I want to make a face book account and the name will be Nobody, that way when I Like something it will say 'Nobody likes this'"

"I have met a lot of hard-boiled eggs, but you are twenty minutes."

"I refuse to answer the question on the grounds that I don't know the answer!"

"I am free of prejudice. I hate everyone equally."

"I am not shy, l am just holding back my awesomeness so i don't intimidate you!"

"Trust me, when l woke up today, l had no plans to be awesome, but shit happens."

"If a woman could read minds, then every second man would get slapped!"-- This person is now in witness protection

"What does a nosy pepper do? Get jalapeno business!"-- Cheesy joke of the day!

"I love you with all my butt! I would say heart but my butt is bigger."

"If your life is all about screwing things and hammering, then congratulations, you're a tool."

"I was in the hospital today and saw a cute guy with a cast on his leg, and my first thought was that this one can't run away."

"Sarcasm is the bodies natural defense against stupid."

"A police officer came up to me and said where were you between four and six? I answer 'kindergarten''

" I did not slap you, l simply high fived your face."

" Some people need a high five, in the face, with a chair, made of steel."

"Look officer, l am not being a smart ass, l am simply stating that since you caught me, you were speeding too."

" Teacher: Where is your book? Me: At home. Teacher: And what is it doing there? Me: Having more fun than I am."

That is it for now!

On to the stories!