Poll: dead girl walking-pairing mystery ok, you may of noticed the pairing for dead girl walking has changed from claire/damon to damon/claire/klaus if fanfic is showing that change. so this is to see who you want her to end up with. Vote Now!
Author has written 4 stories for Supernatural, Morganville Vampires, and Vampire Diaries.
i love vampire diaries morganville vampires and twilight and i write for all 3 i listen to a variety of music pop,love ballads and rock
remember Monday the 19th of November my sister just died and i want her to live on she was 18 months old it would have been her 2nd Christmas this year so
R.I.P KAYLEY LOUISE PERRY
heres the link to my blog, its linked to my fanfiction and its basically updates on all my stories like the clothes and so on:
Instructions: Put your ipod or music player on shuffle and the song that pops is the answer to each question.
1. How does the world see you?
loser like me-glee cast(cause im an insane loser ;))
2. Will you have a happy life?
dancing with tears in my eyes-kesha(well,im screwed)
3. What do people really think of you?
this song is about you-olly murs(my playlist doesn't seem to like me that much)
4. Do people secretly lust after you?
your too young-lucy spraggen(well i am only 13, well almost 14)
5. How can you make others happy?
sweet dreams-james arthurs x-factor performance(i really don't know what to say)
6. How can you make yourself happy?
cant fight the moonlight-leann rimes(yeah, im at a blank)
7. What should you do with your life?
bonkers-dizzee rascal(i am pretty bonkers)
8. Will you ever have children?
now or never-high school musical 3(the universe doesn't seem to like me)
9. What is some good advice for you?
before he cheats-carrie underwood(at last)
10. What do you think your current theme song is?
where is my mind-yoav(not sure of the whole artist name)
11. What does everyone else think your current theme song is?
rescue me,show me who i am-Kerrie Roberts(just my luck)
12. What song will play at your funeral?
written in the stars-tinie tempah(not sure how i should feel)
13. What type of men/women do you like?
it's not right but its ok-glee cast(seriously my playlist has a lot of cheating boyfriends)
15. Why are you here?
big girls don't cry-glee cast(my phone is about to die)
16. What will people remember you for?
as long as you love me-justin bieber(not a big jb fan but this song is ok this time)
17. What song will you get stuck in your head tomorrow?
it will rain-bruno mars(love the song so i cant argue)
18. Why are there people outside waiting to take you away?
19. What will this year be all about?
shake it out-florence and the machine(like it, good one playlist)
20. If you reached the top of Mount Everest, you would scream:
im the greatest star-kurt hummel,glee(then i'd fall off it laughing)
21. The next time you stand up in front of a group of people, you'll say:
i write sins not tragedies-panic at the disco(love to see the faces)
22. Your message to the world:
i want to hold your hand-kurt hummel,glee(yes i like glee)
23. Your deepest secret:
99 problems-hugo(no idea why i still have this song, it reminds me of this being human video)
24. Your innermost desire:
mean-taylor swift(well i do want to live in a big city)
25. Your oldest memory makes you think:
pass out-tinie tempah(dont know why)
26. Somewhere in your wedding vows, you'll include:
27. When you wake up in the morning, you mutter:
on my way-charlie brown(motivation)
28. Right now, your feelings are:
good girl-carrie underwood(oh, i am feeling that towards someone)
29. The day you fall in love will be the day that:
oops i did it again-rachel berry,glee(that makes sense)
30. You scream during sex:
fabulous-high school musical 2(no comment)
31. You’d describe you best friend as:
32. Your friends describe you as:
not giving in-rudimental(im really stubborn)
33. In an elevator you are most likely to yell
please dont let me go-olly murs(final destination)
34. Your philosophy in life is:
who's laughing now-jessie j(love it,so true)
35. Your farwell message to the readers of this:
dead-my chemical romance(soz if i bored you to death)
IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE? This looks fun, let's see what it'll end up being...
So, here's how it works:
Opening Credits: this song is for you-olly murs
Waking Up: closer to the edge-30 seconds to mars
First Day at School: skyfall-adele
Falling In Love: not afraid-eminem
Fight Song: sweet nothing-calvin harris and florence welsh
Breaking Up: wherever i go-miley cyrus and emily osment
Prom night: once upon a dream-emily osment
Life: a drop in the ocean-ron pope
Mental Breakdown: take on me-a ha
Driving: the real slim shady-eminem
Flashback: the ballad of mona lisa-panic at the disco
Getting back together: ho hey-the lumineers
Wedding: mr know it all-kelly clarkson
Birth of Child:dead-my chemical romance
Final Battle: the silence-mayday parade
Funeral Song: just like a pill-pink
Final Credits: forever young-alphaville
Well... The result is quite weird isn't it?
some things i like
Friend: calls your parents by mr. and mrs.
Best friendcalls your parents dad and mom.
Friend:has never seen you cry
Best Friend: has always had the best shoulder to cry on
Friend: never asks for anything to eat or drink
Best friend: opens the fridge and makes herself at home.
Friend:asks you to write down your number.
Best friendask you for their number (cuz they can't remember it -)
Friend:borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back
Best friend:has borrowed things and when u ask for it they give u a tissue saying they lost it.
Friend:only knows your fave color, movie, and book
Best friend:could write a (very embarrassing!!) biography on your life
Friend:will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
Best friend:will kick the crowd's butt if they are doing that to you
Friend: would ignore this
Best friend: will repost this on their profile
Friend:give you their umbrella in the rain
Best Friend: takes your umbrella and yells "Run-Beep-Run"
If you think cancer is awful, put this in your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favourite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or have a thumb war with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
What He Did
She said that she wanted to get high. He took her to the tallest hill in town. She said that she wanted to stay up all night and drink. He gave her a 12 pack of caffeinated pepsi and said “drink up.” She said that she wanted to shoot herself in the face. He gave her a water gun, put her finger on the trigger, aimed it at her face, and helped her pull the trigger. She said that she wanted to cut herself. He took a polaroid of her, handed it to her along with scissors, and had her cut it up. She said that she wanted to see her blood. He took her to get her ears pierced. She said that she wanted to cry herself to sleep. He had her watch a sad, romantic movie before bed. She said that she wanted to be alone. He gave her a name tag that said “my name is: alone.” She said that she wanted to have someone there to take care of her, always. He asked when he wasn't…
Things to Ponder
- Can you cry under water?
- How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
- Since bread is square, why is sandwich meat round?
- Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Taxes?
- Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
- How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
- Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
- How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?
- Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
- Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life, we could simply press Ctrl Alt Delete and start all over?
- Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
- If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labour!
People say I've lost my sanity, but I can't lose what I never had.
You're just jealous 'cause the voices talk to me not you
Love bites and so do I
I'm right 97% of the time, who cares about the other 4%
This is the part where I nod and act like I'm listening
If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
If you could read that put it in your profile
If you zone out and think about your stories or fanfiction during the day, copy this into your profile.
Her name was Auroura,
She was only five,
This is what happened,
When she was alive.
Her dad was a drunk,
Her mum was an addict,
Her parents kept her,
Locked in an attic.
Her only friend was a little toy bear,
It was old and worn out,
And had patches of hair.
She always talked to it,
When no one's around,
She lays there and hugs it,
Not a peep of sound.
Until her parents,
unlock the door,
Some more and more pain,
She'll have to endure.
A bruise on her leg,
A scar on her face,
Why would she be,
In such a horrible place?
But she grabs her bear,
And softly cries,
She loves her parents,
But they want her to die.
She sits in the corner,
Quiet but thinking, "God, why? Why is
My life always sinking?"
Such a bad life,
For a sad little kid,
She'd get beaten and beaten,
For anything she did.
Then one night,
Her mom came home high,
The poor child was hit and slapped,
As hours went by.
Then her mom suddenly,
Grabbed for a blade,
It was sharp and pointy,
One that she made.
She thrust the blade,
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"
The mom walked out,
Leaving the girl slowly dying.
She grabbed her bear,
And again started crying.
Police showed up,
At the small little house,
They quickly barged in,
Everything was as quiet as a mouse.
One officer slowly,
Opened a door,
To find the sad little girl,
Lying on the floor.
It must have been bad,
To go through so much harm,
But at least she died,
With her best friend in her arms
Repost this if you are against child abuse
Bella Swan/Alice Cullen - Twilight series
Claire danvers or myrnin-morganville vampires series
Elena Gilbert - Vampire Dairies series
Percy Jackson-the Percy Jackson series
Pledge to the Gods:
I promise to remember Ares
Each time I hear of World War II
And I promise to remember Athena
Whenever I hear of a loom
I promise to use the internet
For Hermes' sake of course
And I promise to remember Poseidon
Whenever I ride a horse
I promise to remember Zeus
Whenever lightning fills the sky
And I promise to remember Hera
Every time a guy makes a girl cry
I promise to remember Aphrodite
Whenever I see a girdle made of gold
And I promise to remember Apollo
When the sun is very bold
I promise to remember Artemis
When the moon shines in the night
And I promise to remember Hades
When something gives me a fright
I promise to remember Demeter
Whenever a daughter moves away
And I promise to remember Hephaestus
When someone never gets their way
I promise to remember Dionysus
When I am at a party
And I promise to remember Hestia
When someones smile is very hearty
Yes I promise to love The Gods
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Olympians know
I promise to remember Percy
Whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
Whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
For Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
Whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
Whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
Whenever a limo passes my car.
I promise to remember The Stolls
when my home is beginning to unsettle.
I promise to remember Bekendorf
whenever I see someone working metal.
I promise to remember Silena
whenever a friend takes one for the team
I promise to remember Michael Yew
whenever I see a smile that gleams.
I promise to remember Briares
whenever I see someone playing hand games.
I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth
whenever I see a cloth in flames.
I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos
whenever I see someone go against the odds.
Yes I promise to remember PJO
Wherever I may go
Now swear it on the River Styx
In loving memory of...
...Luke Castellan, who died to save Olympus and will always be remembered as a hero
...Zoe Nightshade, who went on a quest knowing very well that she would die
...Bianca di Angelo, who sacrificed herself to save her friends
...Daedalus, who died to prevent Luke's army from using the Labyrinth
...Silena Beauregard, who died a hero
...Charles Beckendorf, who let himself die for the sake of a mission's success
...Ethan Nakumura, who redeemed himself in the end only to be killed by Kronos
...Everyone else who died in the Titan War
If you think this next thing is incredibly cute and sweet, copy and paste it onto your profile.
Bella: Do I ever cross your mind?
Bella: Do you like me?
Bella: Do you want me?
Bella: Would you cry if I left?
Bella: Would you live for me?
Bella: Would you do anything for me?
Bella: Choose--me or your life
Edward: My life
Bella runs away in shock and pain and Edward runs after her and says...
"The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life."
Funny and great quotes from movies:D
- "I look like a moose." Mia says.
"Yes, but a very cute moose. Make all the boy moose go... *honks*" Paolo says.
"I have antlers." Mia says.
"*honks*" Paolo says. (Princess Diaries 2)
- "Goodbye sweet hat." Cheshire Cat (Alice in Wonderland)
- "Yes, I know the rules. Simple. You hit him. Don't let him hit you." Mr. Han (The Karate Kid)
- "Not the clock! We can't afford to keep fixing that thing!" Piper Halliwell (Charmed, Season 3)
- "What's he doing?" Alice says.
"Futterwaken." Cheshire Cat (Alice in Wonderland)
- "You gonna kill the janitors?" Grover says.
"Chill." Annabeth says.
"Those are working class americans." Grover says. (Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The lightning thief)
- "Oh gravity, thou art a heartless bitch." Sheldon Cooper (Big Bang Theory, Season 1)
- "I hope these F-16s got good aim." Epps says.
"Yeah, why is that?" Lennox asks.
"I told them to hit the orange smoke." Epps says.
"You mean that orange smoke?" Lennox asks.
"It wasn't my best toss, okay?" Epps says. (Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen)
- "You best start believing in ghost stories Miss Turner. You're in one." Captain Barbosa (Pirates of the Carribean: Curse of the Black Pearl)
- *Ling slaps John Wayne* "I just saved you!" John Wayne says.
"You were late!" Ling says. (Shanghai Knight)
- "Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?!" Carter asks. (Rush Hour)
- "I can't believe I flew ten thousand miles for this shit!" Carter screams. (Rush Hour 2)
- "As your girlfriend, you've just pissed me off. As your High Priestess, you've just insulted me. And as someone with a working brain, you've made me wonder if you've lost every bit of your sense." (Zoey Redbird (Hunted- page 104-105))
- "Why don't they make a card that says: 'You used to be my Whitelighter and now your wings are clipped and you're sleeping in my club'?" Piper asks.
"Or how about: 'You snooze, you lose and now I'm getting naked with the neighbor'?" Phoebe asks. *Piper smacks Phoebe* (Charmed, Season 2)
- "We're here to save you... from the tall, dark and naked man." Phoebe says. (Charmed, Season 2)
- "He's still staring at me..." Piper says.
"Who?" Phoebe asks.
"The guy at the end of the bar." Piper says.
"Oh no honey. That's not staring, that's flirting." Phoebe says.
"You say tomato." Piper says with a stern look.
"No, I say relaxo." Phoebe says with a chuckle. (Charmed, Season 3)
- "What happened?" Paige asks.
"The freakin' furniture just attacked!" Piper replies. (Charmed, Season 4)
- "Maybe he got disconnected?" Paige asks.
"Oh no. He hung up on me. Ok, vanquish demon first, kill husband later." Piper says. (Charmed, Season 5)
- "Wow... Prenatal Yoga this morning and now you want to crash a stranger's funeral? You really do need friends," Piper says.
"You're mean..." Paige says. (Charmed Season 5)
- "What kind of Princess School do you go to?" Alex asks.
"I teach Tai Kwan Doe," Camryn Replies (Twitches 2)
- "I can't believe I saw what I just saw..." Paige says.
"Well believe it cause I saw it too," Piper says.
"But how... why is she kissing him?" Paige asks.
"I don't know but I say we go back in there and we pull her out by her hair," Piper says, trying to go back to the room.
Paige pulls her back. "No, we can't make a scene. Ok we need a plan," Paige says.
"Ok, here it is. We go home, we vomit..." Piper says.
"And?" Paige asks.
"That's all I got so far," Piper says, walking away. (Charmed, Season 5)
- "You're a monkey... Yeah, you're a monkey...Oh you're an angry monkey! Oh, you're pissed, you're... PMS monkey?" Phoebe asks. (Charmed, Season 5)
- "Oh my god, oh my god. It's Leslie," Phoebe says in shock.
"Don't answer it," Piper replies in a rush.
"What if it's about my letter?" Phoebe asks.
"Forget the stupid letter," Piper answers.
"Oh what? Can everyone have a cause but me?" Phoebe says exasperatedly.
"Yes!" Piper says. (Charmed, Season 7)
- "How did I end up the only sane one here?" Paige asks. (Charmed, Season 8)
- "I have never met anyone more prone to life threatening idiocy," Alice says. (Twilight Saga: New Moon)
- "You... you're not going anywhere. You're coming back right?" Bella asks.
"As soon as you put the dog out," Alice says. (Twilight Saga: New Moon)
- "Those are the Sullens. They're a total mystery. They're skin is ice cold, they feed on human flesh and they sleep in coffins. Maybe they're canadian?" (Jennifer, Vampires Suck)
- "Please, do your best. Should you not live through this, I'll never forget you," Miroku says.
"Don't jinx me before I even get started!" Kagome says. (Inuyasha Movie 1)
- "We've investigated them before and never managed to catch them doing anything dodgy," Henry pointed out. "It isn't against the Law to be an idiot." (The Infernal Devices: Clockwork Angel, p. 79)
- "I want to be back before dark," Will said. He was leaning nearly across Tessa's lap, and she could smell that faint boy-smell of leather and metal that seemed to cling to his hair and skin. "I have an assignation in Soho this evening with a certain attractive someone."
"Goodness," Tessa said to the back of his head. "If you keep seeing Six-Fingered Nigel like this, he'll expect you to declare your intentions." (The Infernal Devices: Clockwork Angel, p. 117)
- *Sheldon acting with himself and crying* "Hi Mrs. Cooper. Hey, this is Penny. Yeah, I think I broke your son. Hey, yeah hold on." *hands phone to Sheldon* "Talk to your mother." Penny says.
"Mommy I love you. Don't let Spock take me to the future!" Sheldon says while crying. (Big Bang Theory, Season 4)
- "Oh London, that's wonderful. You're widdlin'. What'cha making?" Bailey's mom asks.
"A pointy stick to stab all you people with," London said.
"Well, why don't you use the knife?" London realizes what she can do now. "Why'd I just say that?" Bailey's mom asks. (Suite Life on Deck)
- "Tell me everything you know about Bloody Mary." Melinda says.
"Are you kidding me? You're like the one hundreth person that's asked me about Bloody Mary today," Dr. Paine says.
"Alright well news travels fast," Melinda says.
"Yeah, all over campus. It's like a full blown mania. I have students clammerin to get in my class and I've offered a little extra credit for anyone that does the Bloody Mary ritual and the first kid that dies, I'm giving an automatic A," Dr. Paine says. (Ghost Whisperer Season 3)
- "Beauty is actually knowing who you are." (Ellen DeGeneres)
- "I'd say I'm very smart but it has nothing to do with my ass." (Temperance Brennan, Bones Season 1)
- "I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine. And he shall be my Squishy!" (Dory, Finding Nemo)
- "No need to worry, big brother. Nothing happened. Of course," she added as Alec's shoulders relaxed, "I was totally passed-out drunk, so he could really have done whatever he wanted and I wouldn't have woken up."
"Oh, please," said Simon. "All I did was tell you the entire plot of Star Wars."
"I don't think I remember that," said Isabelle, taking a cookie from the plate on the table.
"Oh, yeah? Who was Luke Skywalker's best childhood friend?"
"Biggs Darklighter," Isabelle said immediately, and then hit the table with the flat of her hand. "That is so cheating!" (City of Lost Souls, P. 208-209)
- *Ezio speaks poorly in French*
"What part of France are you from?" French officer asks.
"Montréal," Ezio replies. (Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood)
- "Mom says that she's in PMS," Jonah says.
"Do you know what that means?" The dad asks.
"Dad, I'm not a little kid anymore. It means 'Pissed at Men Syndrome'," Jonah says. (The Last Song)
... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .sSS... ... ..sS... ... ... ... ... ... ... . If you're a girl and you've ever
CANCER- The Protector (June 21-July 22) Moody, emotional. May be shy. Very loving and caring. Pretty/handsome. Excellent partners for life. Protective. Inventive and imaginative. Cautious. Touchy-feely kind of person. Needs love from everyone. Easily hurt, but sympathetic.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock.
Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile?
Then why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class?
I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that it up in 2 seconds.
When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you."
Good friends ask why you're crying, BEST FRIENDS already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry
IF YOU HAVE EVER...
If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile
If you have ever considered going to the Empire State Building and asking for an audience with Zeus, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever declaired a random day at your school, copy this to your profile and add your name to the end. UNDERLANDERfromtheOVERLAND, sunshine2006578, FlyingVamp1998, vampire claire18
If you don't like unweird people, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever screamed at a book or the TV copy this!
If you've ever burst out laughing while reading a book and people look at you funny-copy and paste this into your profile.
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight and Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, sunshine2006578, FlyingVamp1998, vampire claire18
WHAT IS WRONG HERE
One bright morning, In the middle of the night, Two dead boys came out to fight. They stood back to back And faced each other Drew their swords And shot each other. The deaf policeman heard the noise And came to kill Those two dead boys.If you dont believe this lie is true Ask the blind man, he saw it too!
as you cam see I like vampires
... I was so bored.
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This is... cat.
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is retard cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now read the THIRD word of every line
Actual things on products. Omg, people.
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
That which does not kill me…should run. FAST.
Never knock on Death’s door. Ring the doorbell and run. He HATES that.
I hear voices in my head. But that’s alright. Most of them are pretty nice.
The world is full of crazy people. They made me their leader.
It’s you and me against the world. We attack at dawn.
I run with scissors….it makes me feel dangerous.
Come to the Dark Side. We have cookies.
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every second of it.
Some people are only alive because it’s illegal to kill them.
Never argue with an idiot. They’ll just drag you down and beat you with experience.
10% sugar, 10% spice, 80% bitch so you better be nice.
I like you. When I rule the world, you death shall be quick and painless.
You think I’m a loser. But I’m the most awesome loser you’ve ever met
I’m an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight.
Whoever said nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door.
Normal people scare me….but not as much as I scare them.
Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!
There is always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it is usually an oncoming train.
Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.
Everyone has a wild side; I just prefer to make mine public.
What is this “normal” you speak of? Stay away I don’t want to catch your “normal”!
Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you’re up to.
When all else fails bring out the duct tape.
Don’t tell me the sky’s the limit when there are footprints on the moon!
I don’t lie. I create fiction with my mouth.
We’re best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge….I’ll pick out the funereal arrangements.
Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones.
I am who I am. I do not seek your approval.
Between two evils, I always try to pick the one I’ve never tried.
Slinky Escalator = Endless Fun
I’m bored…run for your sanity.
When life hands you lemons, make apple juice and let the world wonder how.
Don’t walk in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls or off the occasional cliff.
15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a "slut", no one knows she was raped at age 14.
People call another guy "fat", no one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight.
People call an old man "ugly", no one knows he experienced a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war.
Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping.
I bet 88 of you won't,the other 22 aren't heartless and will.
The girl you just called fat... She's overdosing on diet pills.
The girl you just called ugly...She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her.
The boy you just tripped...He is abused enough at home.
See that man with the ugly scars... He fought for his country.
That guy you just made fun of for crying... His mother is dying.
Put this as you're profile if you're against bullying. I bet 95% of you wont re-post, but I'm sure the people with a heart and backbone will!!!. I HOPE IT WORKS!!!!!!!
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Takahane, Fire Thief, Sarah303,Thank you people who are nice, AfterDarkHours, Neji's fangirl, Kawazoe Michiyo, kamiry, hinata 7875960400, Jasper's Delicate Angel, FAXfan, InternalRoseDream,FANTASTICFANTASY123, RomanceWriter23, C.S.Henderson, vampire claire18.
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Big Time Rush is a inspiration to many kids listen to there song "Famous" it talks about how to never give up and "Big Time Rush" -the song obviously talks about taking a shot and going big time.
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Someday nerds will rule the world. Copy this in your profile if you are a nerd and proud of it.
If you have ever pushed a pull door, or vice versa, copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. (This take serious skill)
If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste into your profile. (Well I have NOW!)
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.
If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this to your profile.
If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.
If your Characters talk to you in your head, copy this to your profile.
YOU respond/talk to your Characters, copy this to your- SHUT UP, ALL OF YOU! I'M NOT WRITING YOUR STORY RIGHT NOW!- profile.
If you have ever bawled over your favorite character dying in a movie or book, copy and paste this into your profile! (*cough* Elena Gilbert*cough*)
If you've ever wished you could jump into a movie/book and smack a character for being so incredibly stupid, copy this into your profile.(*cough* Bella swan*cough,cough*)
What a kiss means...
What the gesture means...
Don't you just hate stereotypes? The bold ones relate to me! Bold the ones that fit you:
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I GOT SICK so I MUST be bulimic.
I WEAR GLASSES so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm POPULAR so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm FRIENDLY so I MUST be fake.
I DO SCHOOL CLUBS so I MUST be a suck up.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm MEXICAN, I MUST steal everything I don't have.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I ACT DIFFERENT so I MUST be a show-off.
I DON'T DO FASHION so I MUST be poor.
I HAVE NO FACEBOOK so I MUST have no friends.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm TALENTED so I MUST be a conceited show-off.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I LIKE A "LOSER" so I MUST be one too.
I WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST be a slut.
I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST "think i'm all that".
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm an HONEST PERSON, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm an ACTRESS so I MUST be a liar.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN (part), so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm A WRITER so I MUST be crazy (ok, the crazy part maybe a bit true...)
I LIKE SCHOOL so I MUST be a loser.
I like DANCING, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I TALK TO BOYS so I MUST be a slut.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I WRITE SAD POETRY so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.
I LIKE TO READ so I MUST have no life.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I LIKE TO LOOK GOOD so I MUST be insecure.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I LIKE TO SING so I MUST be some "pop star".
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm sort of GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.
I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.
I DO STUDENT GOVERMENT so I MUST be a class-act suck-up.
I TRY so I MUST be an over-achiever.
I act freaking CRAZY so I must be craving attention.
I LAUGH ALL THE TIME so I must be a party girl.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm British, so I MUST be either a football (soccer) obsessed drugee/alcoholic or a rich and snobby with high society English.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I GO TO A GEEK SCHOOL, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm a Geek, so I MUST not swear or talk about sex
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE and IMMATURE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue.
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I agree with some cases of ABORTION so I MUST be heartless (If its a rape case or the mom may die...)
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak.
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one)
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1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that won't last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
5. If you choose..
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do and will do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose..
California: You like an adventure.
Florida: You are a laid back person.
9. If you choose..
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!
heres the link to my blog, its linked to my fanfiction and its basically updates on all my stories like the clothes and so on:
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