Hello! I am Kiki Von Trash, writer, brooding teenager,bitch and lesbian.
Intrests: Writing, reading, eating, sleeping, surfing the net
A/S/L: 16, female(well, duh!) My own head, most of the time. It's a scary place to be.
Fave fandoms: Harry Potter, POTC, Horatio Hornblower, MasterandCommander
Fave pairings: Anamaria/Elizabeth, Tonks/any woman, Pansy/Luna
Fave characters: Hollom(Master and Commander) Boromir(Lord of the Rings) Luna Lovegood and Nyphadora Tonks(Harry Potter)
Mission statement: I am on what seems to be a one person mission to make Elizabeth/Anamaria a major slash pairing. If you know of ANY Elizabeth/Anamaria stories, tell me and I'll love you forver.
AND NOW FOR SOME COMPLIMENTARY QUOTES.
"It doesn't matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you don't do it in the street and frighten the horses." Daphne Fielding, The Duchess of Jermyn Street
"Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law." Boethius, The Consolation of Philosophy, A.D. 524
"If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work: "Hello. Can't work today, still queer." Robin Tyler
"The creative person is both more primitive and more cultivated, more destructive, a lot madder and a lot saner, than the average person." Frank Barron, Think
Don't cook. Don't clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum - "My God, the floor's immaculate. Lie down, you hot bitch." Joan Rivers
If there's a book you really want to read but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
Obscenity is not a quality inherent in a book or picture, but is solely and exclusively a contribution of the reading mind, and hence cannot be defined in terms of the qualities of a book or picture. Theodore Schroeder
All religions are the same: religion is basically guilt, with different holidays. Cathy Ladman
The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision. Lynn Lavner
What is straight? A line can be straight, or a street, but the human heart, oh, no, it's curved like a road through mountains. Tennessee Williams, A Streetcar Named Desire, 1947
Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s going, "Who'd you call a faggot?" John Stewart
Note: I suppose you've noticed that I've deleted all of my previous slash stories. Well, that's because I'm a lesbian now, which may or may not prove some of the things you'vesuspected about slash writers ;)
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