Important!!!!!!! I am putting my story on hiatus!!! more info in story

Hola!

first, no i am not Spanish but if i were talk to someone Spanish... i would most likely say hi as hola and they would start talking in Spanish... and then i would feel awkward saying i only know English :p.

I would like to say that this is because I love twilight but I enjoy it in other versions as well:-)

I have 1 story; In-Progress for Twilight and one one-shot of twilight that is about Halloween night

the link to the costumes is: http://www.polyvore.com/costumes/set?id=62855667

the link for the night she would not soon forget image: http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=62738150

Now i understand why these authors get so pissed! I can see how meany people read each day for each month! Don't think that i can't!

i thought this was hilarious/awesome:

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch
told them it was uncool to breathe.
Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever wanted to go into a book and slap/scream at a character copy and paste this into your profile

if you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

If you're random, and proud of it, post this onto your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings while you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile.

If one of your best friends IS insane, copy this into your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this to your profile.

If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile.

If there are times where you wanna annoy people, just for the heck of it copy this to your profile.

If you spend multiple hours a day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy this onto your profile.

If you think vampires have souls copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile!

93 percent of severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. Copy and paste this if you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?"

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you've ever wished you could go into a book/the TV and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've started having dreams featuring fictional characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're not stupid enough to believe music causes suicide, copy and paste.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you talk out loud to yourself, copy this into your profile

If you're weird, copy this into your profile.

If you have weird taste in anything, copy this into your profile.

If you're quiet a lot but you're ALSO really loud, copy this into your profile.

If you have strange dreams that never, ever make any sense whatsoever, put this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this into your profile.

You dont care if you're not popular, you just who you are. Copy and paste this into your profile.

You have said something stupid and your friends laugh at it, Copy and paste this into your profile.

-You have said somthing you were thinking out loud without knowing, copy this into your profile

If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to your self, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If people tend to misunderstand you copy this to your profile.

if you have ever annoyed people just for fun copy this to your profile.

Some people think I'm insane. If you've ever been called insane before, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy this to your profile if you have no idea why you're copying this to your profile.

Copy this to your profile for the sake of coping something to your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you're part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can read/speak more than one language (not necessarily fluently), copy this into your profile.

If you're weird, copy this into your profile.

If you have weird taste in anything, copy this int your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone their not, copy and paste this into your profile

EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

"I walk, talk, eat and sleep on earth, but I live my life in a completely different world." If this sentance describes you, copy and paste on your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing for no reason, copy this on to your profile.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that

If yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid.

Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno’t mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset cna be a taotl mses and yuo cna sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the hmuan mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If yuo cna raed tihs add tihs to yrou’e porflie!

20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars; see if they slow down.

2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.

3: Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.

4: Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".

5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.

6: In your memo book, on all your checks put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS".

7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy".

8: Dont use any punctuation

9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking.

10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face.

11: Specify that your drive-through order is "TO GO".

12: Sing along at the opera.

13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day.

15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't "feel like it".

16: Have friends or co-workers address you by your wrestling name: "Rock Bottom".

17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell "I WON, I WON".

18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives! They're loose!"

19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and paste it onto your profile.

Important!!!!!!! I am putting my story on hiatus!!! more info in story