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Fav. Shows: Friends, Charmed, Degrassi, Cosby Show, A Different World, Fresh Prince
Fav. Books: Harry Potter, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Miracle's Boys
Fav. Movies: Harry Potter, A Series of Unfortunate Events, The Breakfast Club, The Pursuit of Happyness, Freedom Writers, Daddy Day Care, Ray, Dreamgirls, Daddy's Little Girls, Are We Done Yet?
Fav. Songs: Anything by Destiny's Child, Ray Charles Songs, Christmas Songs (especially the 12 Days of Christmas), the Friends theme song, the Charmed theme song
Fav. Couplings: Monica/Chandler (Friends), Rachel/Ross (Friends), Joey/Phoebe (Friends), Joey/Chandler (Friends (only platonic)), Piper/Leo (Charmed), Phoebe/Non-Demon Cole (Charmed), Paige/Cole (Charmed), Phoebe/Coop (Charmed), Paige/Henry (Charmed), Ron/Hermione (Harry Potter), Harry/Ginny (Harry Potter), Hilary Duff/A Murderer (Real Life!)
Least Fav. Couplings: Monica/Ross (Friends) (for obvious reasons), Phoebe/Mike (Friends), Phoebe/David (Friends), Any Sister/Any Sister (Charmed) (again for obvious reasons)
Favorite Quotes
Monica and Phoebe are in a dark basement.
Phoebe: Oh my God!
Monica: What!?
Phoebe: Something just brushed up against my right leg!
Monica: What was it?
Phoebe: Oh, it's okay. It was just my left leg.
-Friends: "The One Where the Monkey Gets Away"
Ross is arguing with his ex-wife's lesbian lover (Susan) about their newborn son.
Ross: No no no, believe me. No one has been waiting for this as much as I have, ok? And you know what the funny thing is? When this day is over, you get to go home with the baby, ok? Where does that leave me?
Susan: You get to be the baby's father. Everyone knows who you are. Who am I? There's Mother's Day, there's Father's Day, there's no... Lesbian Lover Day!
Ross: EVERY DAY IS LESBIAN LOVER DAY!
-Friends: "The One with the Birth"
Monica and Rachel are making a bet.
Rachel: Monica, I don't want to lose 200 dollars.
Monica: Don't worry, we won't. (to the competetor) $300?
Rachel: Monica?
Monica: I'm just trying to spice it up!
Rachel: Okay, so let's play for some pepper! Stop spending my money!
-Friends: "The One with the Embryos"
At a charity event for children, Phoebe has obviously been drinking too much.
Rachel: Phoebe, don't you think you've had enough to drink?
Phoebe: I'm just helping the kids.
Rachel: How is you drinking helping the kids?
Phoebe: Because the MORE I drink, the LESS there is for the kids to drink!
-Friends: "The One with the Proposal"
Phoebe is singing a song at the library.
Phoebe (singing):
"Now, Grandma's a person who everyone likes.
She bought you a train and a bright shiny bike.
But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner,
and last time you saw her, she looked so much thinner!
Now, your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru,
But the TRUTH is she DIED, and someday YOU WILL TOO!
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la la!
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!"
-Friends: "The One After the Superbowl"
Chandler and Joey must choose between ducks and clowns, and they decide to flip a coin.
Joey: For ducks, let's choose heads, because ducks have heads!
Chandler (after a pause): What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday party?
-Friends: The One with the Baby on the Bus
Whenever someone brings up the infamous Ross/Rachel split.
Ross: WE WERE ON A BREAK!
-Friends: Several Episodes
It's the rehearsal dinner for Chandler and Monica's wedding. Chandler's mother and transvestite father have arrived, and they are both wearing revealing dresses.
Chandler's Dad: Aren't you a little old to be wearing a dress like that?
Chandler's Mom: Don't you have a little too much penis to be wearing a dress like that?
-Friends: The One with Monica and Chandler's Wedding
Rachel goes to a woman, thinking she is Chandler's transvestite father.
Rachel: Hi, I'm Rachel. I'm a friend of Monica and Chandler's.
Woman: Hi, I'm Amanda.
Rachel: Oh I get it! A-Man-Duh!
-Friends: The One with Monica and Chandler's Wedding
Ross has just shown Rachel a note from Chandler to Monica, when Phoebe comes up.
Phoebe (reading the note): "Tell Monica I'm sorry." (now thinking the note is from Ross) Tell her yourself!
-Friends: The One with Monica and Chandler's Wedding
Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are talking about the note from the above quotes.
Rachel: Maybe it's "Tell Monica I'm sorry...I drank the last of the milk!" or maybe..."Tell Monica I'm sorry I used your tweezers to pluck my nose hair!" (Ross and Phoebe stare at her.) He does that; I've seen him!
Phoebe: Or maybe, maybe he was writing to tell her that he's changing his name! "Tell Monica I'm Sorry!"
Ross: I think it means he freaked out and left!
Phoebe: Good God! Don't be so negative! Isn't it possible that Sorry is sitting in there right now?
-Friends: The One with Monica and Chandler's Wedding
Rachel is about to tell Monica that Chandler is missing.
Rachel (to Monica): We can't find Chandler... (at this point, Phoebe comes in and gives her a thumbs up)...'s vest. We can't find Chandler's vest.
-Friends: The One with Monica and Chandler's Wedding.
Ross and Phoebe are talking about his sex life.
Phoebe: So how long has it been since you have had sex?
Ross: Well, last weekend...
Phoebe: Oh that's not so bad.
Ross: ...will be two months...
Phoebe: Oh.
Ross: ...since I've stopped trying.
-Friends: The One That Could Have Been
Rachel's sister, Amy, is talking to Monica. Phoebe is also there.
Monica: So, is this your first time seeing Emma (Rachel's daughter)?
Amy (a little confused): Yeah, I think so...(she holds her hand to Phoebe) Nice to meet you Emma.
Phoebe (shaking her hand and correcting her): Phoebe.
Amy: That's a funny noise.
-Friends: The One with Rachel's Other Sister
A little later, Amy is telling Ross and Rachel her plans of adopting Emma if they die. Phoebe is also there.
Amy: Now listen, not that you guys could stop me or anything cause you'd be dead. I was thinking about changing her name. I'm just not really a big fan of "Emily."
Ross (correcting her): Emma.
Amy (turning to Phoebe): Emma, Ross wants you.
Phoebe (correcting her angrily): PHOEBE!
Amy (whispering to Ross and Rachel) Why does she keep making that noise?
-Friends: The One With Rachel's Other Sister
My Stories
That's So the Suite Life of the Future: A crossover between That's So Raven, The Suite Life of Zack and Cody, and Phil of the Future. Filled with laughter, romance, and even tragedy. (Where to Find It: TV Shows/The Suite Life of Zack and Cody) COMPLETE
The One With the Next Season: (Chapter 4 added 4/9/07) My version of an 11th season of Friends, in which Rachel stayed in Paris, instead of going back to New York for Ross. Also including hilarious moments with Monica, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe. (Where to Find It: TV Shows/Friends) INCOMPLETE
A Friends/Charmed Crossover: Okay, this isn't actually a story yet. But I do want to do a crossover between the two greatest shows ever, Friends and Charmed. I have absolutely no idea how I'm gonna do this, but if anyone wants to help, let me know!
What If?
In the history of Friends, many events have happened, both big and small. With my new What If? series, I will tweak an event that could alter the entire history of Friends. But there’s a catch…you’ll be writing the story!
I know what you’re thinking: Uh…… Well, let’s try to clear some things up with an example.
What If?
What if in The One with the Boobies, instead of Rachel’s breasts, Chandler saw Monica’s?
A typical message like this would appear at the end of an episode of The One with the Next Season. If you think that you’d want to do a story about that certain What If? , then you’d send me a private message telling me that you want to write that story. The first PM (and PM only; it can’t be in a review) I get will be the author.
Since it’s your story, you can make it however you want. It can be a simple one-shot, or you can make it a multi-chapter soap opera. Just remember to say that it’s a part of my What If? Series.
The first What If? will appear on The One with the Bird Funeral. Be prepared!
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