My moto: "All that is gold does not glitter"- JRR Tolkein

Name: Melissa

Country: USA

I'm just you're average teen with your average dreams.

Nicknames: Spazzy, Arwen, Isis, Sarcazmoo, Moochie, and MoMo

Kate and Leopold is living proof that i was born in the wrong century!

I'm hopeing that my junior year is half-decent and that i can stay ungrounded for longer than it takes for a reportcard to come out.

If i was going to list my favorite books, it would take forever, so i'll just say that I love Lord of the Rings, Sword of Truth, and if it's writen by Tamora Peirce, ya know i'll buy it the day it comes out.

I stand firm in the beleif that Austin Powers; spy who shagged me, Young Frankenstein, and Shrek are the funnyist movies on the planet, and that Rocky Horror Picture show is the weirdist thing ever created!

I also beleive that you are never ever to old to watch a Disney movie. I will be ninty and in my nursing home and still get the urge to pop in Lion King or Beuty and the Beast

I hope the world is a place where the ogre marries the princess, the beauty loves the beast, and the duinadan and the elf can live happily ever after.

I love just about any book, movie, tv show, cartoon, or fic that has an ISR (Inter-Species Relationship)(Yay for Goliath/Elisa. Aragorn/Arwen Frankenstein/oc and Remmy/Tonks!)

RCIs (Revenge-Crazed Idiots) rock my socks (Sirius Black, Inigo Montoya, Jason Canmore, ect...)

Quasimodo, Sidney Carton, Sam Gamgee & Remus Lupin are oficialy the most glompable guys in literature

The Princess Bride, Dragonheart, & Van Helsing oficialy kick arse!

I have the ambition and anitiative of Sidney Carton (which is like...nil) in everything but my writing

My advice to you:
~ Read the clasics. They're being published hundreds of years after they were writen for a reason.

~ If your looking to write a vampire novel, go back to the souce and read Dracula.

~ Shakespeare must be read with your mind open and partialy in the gutter.

I'm aspiring to be either the next Mel Brooks or the Next J.R.R. Tolkien, something i know will never happen, but oh well. There are worst asperations to have.

DRAMA FEST! (better than a festival of fools!

Fandom's i write/plan to write for:
Van Helsing
Lord of the Rings
Gargoyles/TGS
The Princess Bride
Shrek
A Knight's Tale
Tamora Pierce's Tortal series
Chronicals of Narnia
StarTrek:TNG
Left Behind
The Hunchback of Notre Dame (Book)
Frankenstein (Book)
Disney (any movie i can think of a fic for)
Tale Of Two Cities (though it would probubly be just a parody, as much as i love that book)
Pirates of the Carabian
Gilmore Girls
Lost

Random things people i know say:

"I think E.T. is Jesus. Think about it. He desended from the sky, healed people, died, came back to life, then went back up in his 'space ship'"- Owen in a dramma club conversation

"Hey, Jesus conversation!"- Mrs. Landino, my dramma coach when we were trying to convince Owen that E.T. was not, in fact, the messiah

"This play is so booring that we have to think perverted when we're practicing."-Brenden during Our Town practice

"They will not be selling Orlando Bloom at the Topsfield Fair. Bloomin onions, yes, but no Orlando Bloom."- My friend Danielle when talking about the topsfield fair.

"It's not very comforting when you see a sign for "Make Your own Fudge" at a rest stop"- My dad

Qutes:

"I mearly chewed in self defence... but i never swalowed"- Draco, Dragonheart

"You are becoming what you have hunted so passionitly. May others be as passionet in the hunting of you"- Frankenstien, Van Helsing

"It's Alive! ALIVE!" Victor, Fredric, Henry,and David (if you know who David is, 10 extra points)

"Slow down boys, it's a long way to Damascus" Frank Hopkins, Hidalgo

"Are you a woman or a blacksmith!"
"Sometimes I'm both"- Roland & Kate, a Knight's Tale

"Looks like meat's back on the menu boys!"- random Orc, Two Towers

"He's only mostly dead, mostly dead, is slightly alive."- Miricol Max, The Princess Bride

"INCONCEVABLE!"- Vecini, princess bride

"Yes! Yes! Say it! He Vos MY BOYFRIEND!"- Frow Blucher, Young Frankenstien

"You woman's slave!"- Creon, Antigony 1865

"Mawedge, Mawedge is wut bwrings us togeba to day."- the impressive clergyman, The princess bride

"Ah, Suhail, you will one day come to realize that their is no such thing as overkill" Nickolea Carpethia, Left Behind

"If I were a clone, would I know?" Tohru, JCA

"One... two... three..."
"TWELVE!"- 1 and 4, multiplicity

"Morons! I'm surounded by morons!" Carface, All dogs go to heaven

"The purpose of man's existance is...12!"
"TWELVE!"- Dr. Zubritski & Leon, fools

"But why is all the rum gone!"- Captian Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribian

"Hello, my name is inigo montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die"- Inigo Montoya, Princess Bride. "That still only counts as one!" Gimli, Return of the King

"It's the beards"- Aragon, TT