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Author has written 28 stories for Matrix, Doctor Who, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Batman, and Batman: Arkham Asylum. Please ignore my earlier delusional rantings. And probably any more recent ones as well. I'm 24 and from the UK, currently living in Bristol. I'm the owner/keeper/servant of two gerbils named Shreddie and Fruit Loop. I dip in and out of fandom obsessions, sleep too much when I can and enjoy crocheting while watching downloaded TV and DVD boxsets. I don't pretend to be a great author but I sometimes have a compulsion to spill ramblings into a word document and force random strangers on the internet to read them. I'll no doubt atone for this sin at a later date. If you read them; think of it as your pennance for something bad you did last Thursday. Yeah - you know what I'm talking about; that. You filthy, filthy individual. Currently any new delusional ravings are likely to be Batman based; mostly with the Joker and Harley. Bless 'em - they're both quite messed up but I'm not an advocate of the "it's all battered woman syndrome and Joker is constantly trying to kill her" theory and mostly write random fluff so don't expect too much angst. Although JxHQ is currently my wun twu luv, I also seem to have a soft spot for shipping Harl with just about anyone or anything. Ivy, Eddie, gosh even Batsy. Which I acknowledge is a bit odd, but whatcha gonna do? Sorry for spamming if I post a load of backdated stuff at once - I write for a livejournal fic community and generally wait until I have a few to post before archiving. I'm also a bad person as I would say I generally write DCAU based on the Batman The Animated Series. Not canon-ly, just the general feel of things. But that section here on ff.net is deader than disco, so I kinda cheat and post in the busier comics section. I'd argue it's still a step above sticking Ledger!Joker fic in it - at least I know I'm bending the rules rather than just being oblivious... Historical note: Goodness me, I once wrote rubbishy script-style "parodies" and message-board based self-inserts. I refer to the 2003-era below. I was young and reckless - sorry. I don't believe in destroying evidence, even of such horrific crimes, but I can only ask you to discretely avert your gaze. Like when driving past a really bad car crash. Keep movin' folks - nothing to see here... | |||||||||
1. You Don't Have To Be Crazy To Work HereSecond person perspective; just what would drive you to take on the Halloween night shift as an orderly at Arkham Asylum? First published at the LJ batfic contest community.Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Published: 11-2-092. Bat TVThanks to Arkham’s security cameras, Harley gets a front-row seat for the new Bat TV show! First published at the LJ batfic contest community.Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Published: 11-2-09 - Harley Q. & Batman/B. Wayne - Complete3. It’s a Stitch Up reviewsIt was just a nice, quiet evening in a certain clownish hideout... First published at the LJ batfic contest community.Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-2-09 - Harley Quinn - Complete4. Day Trips With A Dimension Jumping ThingymajigIn one sentence, I'd say "Joker and Harley go wild in an alternate universe". First published at the LJ batfic contest community.Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,853 - Published: 11-2-09 - The Joker & Harley Quinn - Complete5. Puppet On A String reviewsIt's suspiciously quiet, and Harley is nowhere to be found. First published at the LJ batfic contest community.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-11-09 - Harley Quinn & The Joker - Complete6. Living In The Limelight reviewsWhen you’re standing in the limelight, it can be so dazzling you can’t even see the audience you’re playing to. First published at the LJ batfic contest community.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-11-09 - Harley Quinn - Complete7. Sock It To Em reviewsThe Joker is stumped by an everyday problem of a sartorial nature. First published at the LJ batfic contest community.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-11-09 - Harley Quinn & The Joker - Complete8. Boomerang reviewsHarley “misplaces” a hostage and Joker is not best pleased. First published at the LJ batfic contest community.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-11-09 - Harley Quinn & The Joker - Complete9. Fish Are No Laughing Matter reviewsHarley thinks all her Christmases have come at once, but there's one teeny little problem... First published at the LJ batfic contest community.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-11-09 - Harley Quinn & The Joker - Complete10. Silent Treatment reviewsSome things like crushing chest pain and bubbly, chatty blonde assistants just don't seem to respond to focused ignoring... First published at the LJ batfic contest community.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-26-09 - The Joker & Harley Quinn - Complete11. Happy Columbus Day reviewsThe Joker wants his own Joker Appreciation Day. Harley is agrieved about the limitations of Administrative Professionals Day. I would say hilarity ensues, but it doesn’t really... First published at the LJ batfic contest community.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,147 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-26-09 - The Joker & Harley Quinn - Complete12. Left Behind reviewsDenial is not just a river in Egypt, but it can’t protect you from the truth forever. An AU ending to ROTJ for Harley. First published at the LJ batfic contest community.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-26-09 - Harley Quinn & Bruce W. - Complete13. Ill Advised Interruption reviewsA quiet night in, an old film, and just one too many ill-advised interruptions for the Joker's liking. First published at the LJ batfic contest community.Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,557 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-29-09 - The Joker & Harley Quinn - Complete14. Dry Clean Only reviewsAlfred has some errands to run, and you never know who you'll bump into at the dry cleaners... A drabble first published at the LJ batfic contest community.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-29-09 - Alfred P. & Harley Quinn - Complete15. Bathtime or The Revenge of the Rubber Duck reviewsSome people have their best ideas in the bath. Others... don’t. Harley-centric drabble first published at the LJ batfic contest community.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-2-09 - Harley Quinn & The Joker - Complete16. Domestic Goddess reviewsHarley's only just traded in her psychiatry textbooks for rubber chickens and taken up her role as henchwench, but she's already making her presence known. First published at the LJ batfic contest community.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-2-09 - The Joker & Harley Quinn - Complete17. A Reluctant Resolution reviewsAt Arkham it’s time to set a positive, achievable goal for the New Year... a month late. Harley-centric drabble first published at the LJ batfic contest community.Batman - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-2-09 - Harley Quinn & Poison Ivy - Complete18. A Merry Christmas Puddin' reviewsBelated Christmas fic, sorry for the awful pun . Harley just wants one Christmas with her Puddin! First published at the LJ batfic contest community.Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,238 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-29-08 - Harley Quinn & The Joker - Complete19. Orange Juice reviewsYou can't make OJ without crushing a few oranges, as the Joker knows only too well. First published at the LJ batfic contest community.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-29-08 - Harley Quinn & The Joker - Complete20. Five Across – Puzzling Twelve Letters reviewsWho is an enigma? Why are Harley and the Riddler stuck working together? And is it possible to write Eddie without mentioning crossword puzzles? First published at the LJ batfic contest community.Batman - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,326 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-29-08 - Harley Quinn & The Riddler - Complete21. Mini Break reviewsThe Joker and Harley discuss holiday plans. First published at the LJ batfic contest community.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-29-08 - Harley Quinn & The Joker - Complete22. Take The Bad With The Good reviewsHarley has a little chat with Dr Leland showing their different perspectives on having a bad day. First published at the LJ batfic contest community.Batman - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-29-08 - Harley Quinn - Complete23. Collateral Damage reviewsThe best laid plans can still cause collateral damage. Without them it's pretty much guaranteed. One-shot mostly from pov of your average nameless victim.Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-9-08 - Complete24. Joker Missing Scenes » reviewsThe Dark Knight. Two and a half hours long but not nearly enough of the Joker; just some thoughts about what might have been happening when the scene was elsewhere.Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,674 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 7-28-08 - Published: 7-27-0825. Job Interview reviewsBecoming the new Doctor has got to be harder than just filling in an application form...Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-16-0626. Freeway Frolics Expanded! » reviewsOnce upon a time there was a parody of a mere fifteen minutes of Reloaded, then it started to grow...Matrix - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,692 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 3-8-04 - Published: 11-3-0327. Project Koala » reviewsThe Agents have a new and terrible weapon to use against the rebels. Can you guess what it is yet? Attempted humour, general insanity. Yup I actually wrote some more! It's a miracle...Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,198 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 2-8-04 - Published: 9-9-03
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