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Author has written 63 stories for Matrix, Doctor Who, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Batman, Batman: Arkham Asylum, and Sherlock. Please ignore my earlier delusional rantings. And probably any more recent ones as well. I'm 27 and from the UK, currently living in Bristol. If I were on a game show I'd describe myself as "civil servant", which is frankly still hilarious to me. I never quite got around to being a lawyer, which was the original plan after doing all the damn expensive lawyer studying... I have three gerbils, two hamsters, one taxidermy squirrel, far too many books and several on-going crochet projects. I dip in and out of fandom obsessions, sleep too much when I can and cycle to work come rain or shine but am not the best at fixing punctures. I don't pretend to be a great author but I like to dabble. Prior dabblings have revolved around BBC Sherlock (where my brain currently lives); Mycroft is my main obsession but I love all the characters. I also spent quite a while in the Bat-fandom and wrote some JokerxHarley type things in the Batman DCAU; I'd describe myself as on haitus from that fandom right now but we'll see. Historical note: Goodness me, I once wrote rubbishy script-style "parodies" and message-board based self-inserts. I refer to the 2003-era below. I was young and reckless - sorry. I don't believe in destroying evidence, even of such horrific crimes, but I can only ask you to discretely avert your gaze. Like when driving past a really bad car crash. Keep movin' folks - nothing to see here. | |||||||
1. Mausoleum reviewsSome time after the events of The Fall, Mycroft has been run-ragged with Diamond Jubilee security nightmares and finally takes a break to address some ongoing issues in his childhood home.Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,429 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-5-12 - Mycroft H. & Sherlock H. - Complete2. Surrogates reviewsThis looks at the backstory to a pet theory of mine about Mycroft's freezer full of Sherlock-cicles, running up to the Fall.Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-28-12 - Anthea & Mycroft H. - Complete3. Four paths to the afterlife and one dead end reviewsFive imaginings of where Sherlock went after the Fall; ensemble cast, contains spoilers for The Reichenbach Fall.Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,033 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-22-12 - Sherlock H. & Molly Hooper - Complete4. Tea and Biscuits reviewsPost-Fall, Mycroft calls at 221B and accidentally ends up having tea with Mrs Hudson.Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-21-12 - Mycroft H. & Mrs. Hudson - Complete5. To Play The Fool reviewsWe know what he's up to - or so they think. A Holmesian plot leading to Reichenbach. Contains spoilers for the aforementioned Reichenbach Fall.Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-16-12 - Mycroft H. & Sherlock H.6. A Family Tradition reviewsThe trolling of Mycroft Holmes.Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,527 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-13-12 - Mycroft H. & Sherlock H. - Complete7. Childishly Simple reviewsSherlock commandeers a bicycle in the name of justice.Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-10-12 - Sherlock H. & John W. - Complete8. Brotherly Bargains reviewsSet during "The Hounds of Baskerville" - just how did Sherlock negotiate that little arrangement with Mycroft?Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 1-9-12 - Sherlock H. & Mycroft H. - Complete9. Silent Comedy reviewsHarley has run away from her old life to join the circus that is living with the Joker. It's a pretty steep learning curve. JxHQ.Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,282 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-12-11 - The Joker & Harley Quinn - Complete10. An Archive of Nonsense » reviewsA compilation of fics and drabbles from the livejournal batfic contest community, with various characters and genres.Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 22,628 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 6-14-11 - The Joker & Harley Quinn11. Pie In The Sky » reviewsA Harley-centric tale of thrills, spills and daring-do! Plus sappiness and strait jackets. A work in progress.Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,201 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-23-10 - Published: 7-13-10 - Harley Quinn & The Joker12. Pretty In Pink reviewsThe flashiest wedding of the year deserves a fittingly flashy gatecrashing. First published at the LJ batfic contest community.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-18-10 - The Joker & Harley Quinn - Complete13. Stubborn Survivor reviewsSometimes pawns can be reluctant to sacrifice themselves; Joker has personnel issues. First published at the LJ batfic contest community.Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-18-10 - The Joker - Complete14. Sweet Inspiration reviewsA culinary experiment leads to an interesting scheme. First published at the LJ batfic contest community.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-18-10 - Harley Quinn & The Joker - Complete15. Shot to the Heart reviewsIt's laundry day and those props won't wash themselves you know. First published at the LJ batfic contest community.Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-18-10 - Harley Quinn & The Joker - Complete16. Waifs and Strays » reviewsThe bits and bobs that never amounted to much on their own, rescued from the depths of my hard drive. All Joker, Harley and mostly JxHQ.Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,408 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-13-10 - Published: 7-12-10 - The Joker & Harley Quinn17. Swanning Around reviewsHow to catch a swan: first take your stale hot dog rolls and plastic butterfly net... Joker and Harley go birdwatching. First published at the LJ batfic contest community.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-31-10 - The Joker & Harley Quinn - Complete18. Black Ink reviewsWhat can you tell from a few harmless inkblots? First published at the LJ batfic contest community.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-31-10 - Harley Quinn - Complete19. May I Take Your Order reviewsThe nightshift adventures of a lonely Gotham fast-food restaurant worker. First published at the LJ batfic contest community.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-31-10 - The Joker & Harley Quinn - Complete20. Get Up And Go reviewsThe long-suffering Dr Leland experiences a case of vandalism in Arkham's parking lot. First published at the LJ batfic contest community.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,629 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-31-10 - Harley Quinn - Complete21. The Night Before reviewsJoker says: don't mix drink and pharmaceuticals, kids. First published at the LJ batfic contest community.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-31-10 - The Joker & Harley Quinn - Complete22. Shocked and Stunned reviewsWhen you're laying low in an abandoned amusement arcade, how better to pass the time than by playing a little game with a new friend and some electrical equipment? First published at the LJ batfic contest community.Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,982 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-31-10 - The Joker & Harley Quinn - Complete23. Louder Than Words reviewsDontcha just love those pleasant interrogation room chats? First published at the LJ batfic contest community.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-22-10 - Harley Quinn - Complete24. Tears of a Clown reviewsSome unfortunate high-school students learn why it's not a good idea to use the Joker for theatrical inspiration. First published at the LJ batfic contest community.Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-22-10 - The Joker & Harley Quinn25. The Roar of the Greasepaint reviewsIt must be hot under all that paint; a look at one small sacrifice amongst many. First published at the LJ batfic contest community.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-22-10 - Harley Quinn & The Joker - Complete26. Split Down The Middle reviewsDividing up the loot after a criminal team-up can be a tricky business, particularly when one party has very exacting standards. First published at the LJ batfic contest community.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-22-10 - Two-Face & The Joker - Complete27. Heads You Win reviewsThe Commissioner is being honoured for his many years of service to Gotham city, but not everyone is pleased with the result. First published at the LJ batfic contest community.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-22-10 - James G. & The Joker - Complete28. Running Repairs reviewsJoker decides to take drastic measures in order to prevent Harley from ruining the perfectly good sheets of a ratty, fleapit motel bed thanks to a gaping head wound. Warning: twisted fluff ahead!Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-25-10 - Harley Quinn & The Joker - Complete29. Cost Benefit Analysis reviewsor alternatively "Who Needs Primitive Biological Urges Anyway?". First published at the LJ batfic contest community.Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-25-10 - Harley Quinn & The Joker - Complete30. Brand New Day, Same Old Oatmeal reviewsIn Arkham, many of the most fruitful discussions take place over breakfast. First published at the LJ batfic contest community.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-25-10 - Poison Ivy & Harley Quinn - Complete31. Gotham Greetings reviewsA pleasant exchange of greetings cards - it's a Gotham rogues holiday tradition. First published at the LJ batfic contest community, belatedly archived just in time for New Years!Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-30-09 - The Joker & Harley Quinn - Complete32. First Time Out reviewsWhat's the worst thing that could happen to a brand new security guard at a Gotham bank? How about discovering that the bank robbers you're trying to apprehend are the Joker and Harley Quinn. First published at the LJ batfic contest community.Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,044 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-15-09 - The Joker & Harley Quinn - Complete33. Sugar Rush reviewsTo be fair to Harley, the last place you'd expect to find notorious criminals having a top secret, incognito girly get-together would be a mall ice cream sundae bar... First published at the LJ batfic contest community.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-15-09 - Poison Ivy & Harley Quinn - Complete34. Behind The CoatA white coat: symbol of professionalism, suit of armour, useful disguise? First published at the LJ batfic contest community.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Published: 12-15-09 - Harley Quinn - Complete35. WeightlessA bit of pondering about the phenomenon of weightlessness with Dr Harleen Quinzel. First published at the LJ batfic contest community.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Published: 12-15-09 - Harley Quinn - Complete36. You Don't Have To Be Crazy To Work Here reviewsSecond person perspective; just what would drive you to take on the Halloween night shift as an orderly at Arkham Asylum? First published at the LJ batfic contest community.Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-2-0937. Bat TV reviewsThanks to Arkham's security cameras, Harley gets a front-row seat for the new Bat TV show! First published at the LJ batfic contest community.Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-2-09 - Harley Q. & Batman/B. Wayne - Complete38. It’s a Stitch Up reviewsIt was just a nice, quiet evening in a certain clownish hideout... First published at the LJ batfic contest community.Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-2-09 - Harley Quinn - Complete39. Day Trips With A Dimension Jumping ThingymajigIn one sentence, I'd say "Joker and Harley go wild in an alternate universe". First published at the LJ batfic contest community.Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,775 - Published: 11-2-09 - The Joker & Harley Quinn - Complete40. Puppet On A String reviewsIt's suspiciously quiet, and Harley is nowhere to be found. First published at the LJ batfic contest community.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-11-09 - Harley Quinn & The Joker - Complete41. Living In The Limelight reviewsWhen you're standing in the limelight, it can be so dazzling you can't even see the audience you're playing to. First published at the LJ batfic contest community.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-11-09 - Harley Quinn - Complete42. Sock It To Em reviewsThe Joker is stumped by an everyday problem of a sartorial nature. First published at the LJ batfic contest community.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-11-09 - Harley Quinn & The Joker - Complete43. Boomerang reviewsHarley "misplaces" a hostage and Joker is not best pleased. First published at the LJ batfic contest community.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-11-09 - Harley Quinn & The Joker - Complete44. Fish Are No Laughing Matter reviewsHarley thinks all her Christmases have come at once, but there's one teeny little problem... First published at the LJ batfic contest community.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-11-09 - Harley Quinn & The Joker - Complete45. Silent Treatment reviewsSome things like crushing chest pain and bubbly, chatty blonde assistants just don't seem to respond to focused ignoring... First published at the LJ batfic contest community.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-26-09 - The Joker & Harley Quinn - Complete46. Happy Columbus Day reviewsThe Joker wants his own Joker Appreciation Day. Harley is agrieved about the limitations of Administrative Professionals Day. I would say hilarity ensues, but it doesn't really... First published at the LJ batfic contest community.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,038 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-26-09 - The Joker & Harley Quinn - Complete47. Left Behind reviewsDenial is not just a river in Egypt, but it can't protect you from the truth forever. An AU ending to ROTJ for Harley. First published at the LJ batfic contest community.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-26-09 - Harley Quinn & Bruce W./Batman - Complete48. Ill Advised Interruption reviewsA quiet night in, an old film, and just one too many ill-advised interruptions for the Joker's liking. First published at the LJ batfic contest community.Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,457 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-29-09 - The Joker & Harley Quinn - Complete49. Dry Clean Only reviewsAlfred has some errands to run, and you never know who you'll bump into at the dry cleaners... A drabble first published at the LJ batfic contest community.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-29-09 - Alfred P. & Harley Quinn - Complete50. Bathtime or The Revenge of the Rubber Duck reviewsSome people have their best ideas in the bath. Others... don't. Harley-centric drabble first published at the LJ batfic contest community.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-2-09 - Harley Quinn & The Joker - Complete51. Domestic Goddess reviewsHarley's only just traded in her psychiatry textbooks for rubber chickens and taken up her role as henchwench, but she's already making her presence known. First published at the LJ batfic contest community.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-2-09 - The Joker & Harley Quinn - Complete52. A Reluctant Resolution reviewsAt Arkham it's time to set a positive, achievable goal for the New Year... a month late. Harley-centric drabble first published at the LJ batfic contest community.Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-2-09 - Harley Quinn & Poison Ivy - Complete53. A Merry Christmas Puddin' reviewsBelated Christmas fic, sorry for the awful pun . Harley just wants one Christmas with her Puddin! First published at the LJ batfic contest community.Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,106 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-29-08 - Harley Quinn & The Joker - Complete54. Orange Juice reviewsYou can't make OJ without crushing a few oranges, as the Joker knows only too well. First published at the LJ batfic contest community.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-29-08 - Harley Quinn & The Joker - Complete55. Five Across – Puzzling Twelve Letters reviewsWho is an enigma? Why are Harley and the Riddler stuck working together? And is it possible to write Eddie without mentioning crossword puzzles? First published at the LJ batfic contest community.Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,197 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-29-08 - Harley Quinn & Edward N./The Riddler - Complete56. Mini Break reviewsThe Joker and Harley discuss holiday plans. First published at the LJ batfic contest community.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-29-08 - Harley Quinn & The Joker - Complete57. Take The Bad With The Good reviewsHarley has a little chat with Dr Leland showing their different perspectives on having a bad day. First published at the LJ batfic contest community.Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-29-08 - Harley Quinn - Complete58. Collateral Damage reviewsThe best laid plans can still cause collateral damage. Without them it's pretty much guaranteed. One-shot mostly from pov of your average nameless victim.Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-9-08 - Complete59. Joker Missing Scenes » reviewsThe Dark Knight. Two and a half hours long but not nearly enough of the Joker; just some thoughts about what might have been happening when the scene was elsewhere.Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,674 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 7-28-08 - Published: 7-27-0860. Job Interview reviewsBecoming the new Doctor has got to be harder than just filling in an application form...Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-16-0661. Freeway Frolics Expanded! » reviewsOnce upon a time there was a parody of a mere fifteen minutes of Reloaded, then it started to grow...Matrix - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,140 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 3-8-04 - Published: 11-3-0362. Project Koala » reviewsThe Agents have a new and terrible weapon to use against the rebels. Can you guess what it is yet? Attempted humour, general insanity. Yup I actually wrote some more! It's a miracle...Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,858 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 2-8-04 - Published: 9-9-03
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