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OK and here is my formal introduction of myself.

Name: Abby

Hair: light Brown with a red undertone (Yeah, i know its really weird)

Eyes: Hazel (green and brown together turns green with strong emotions it is so cool!;) and in the winter is green)

Age: 14

Friends: NoColover Bluepenguin

I am a huge reader kids at my school will say "why are you such a nerd" and my response is either something rude or it is "I am not a nerd I am a reading enthusiast" I then take 10 mins. explaining what enthusiast means. I love to draw, read and write!

favourite books: HUNGER GAMES, JACKY FABER (BLOODY JACK), 33 THINGS EVERY GIRL SHOULD KNOW ABOUT WOMANS HISTORY, Xanth, PERCY JACKSON, and I am reading the Kane Chronicals!!!!

favorite tv shows: DOCTOR WHO, MYTHBUSTERS, MYTHBUSTERS BIG BANGS, BIG BANG THEORY and a few others

MY IDEAS ARE COOL

MY IMAGINATION ROCKS

but when in comes to my GRAMMAR

I JUST PLAINLY SUCKS(writer's motto)

Original Characters: (That I use in most of my stories)

Abby- brown hair to shoulders, hazel eyes that change color, about 5' 4", Caucasian

Brian- brown hair simi long (for a boy), blue eyes that change color, about 5' 5", Caucasian

Camile- brown and black hair to shoulders usually up, dark brown eyes, dark skin, about 5' 4", very tough with a strong build (still feminine) African in decent

Jasmine- long brown hair(down to about her waist) frizzy most of time, light brown eyes, about 4' 9", has small build but strong personality, porticoes in decent

Zack- black hair, brown eyes, about 5' 7", pale skin, Caucasian, with front tooth missing (has replacement bridge)

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FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dummy?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DANG!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!

Bad Things to Hear on an Airplane Intercom

1. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore

2. We're cruising at an altitude of... Ah hell I don't know

3. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does?

4. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Just kidding.

5. Would the fight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em comin'

6. This is... uh... This is... uh... your... Hmm, I seem to have lost my memory...

7. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you?

8. Good God Steve! We’re going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on?

9. We'll be on the ground in ten minutes. One way or another...

10. This is your captain speaking: I'm depressed, suicidal, and I'm taking you all with me. By the way, I've already killed the co-captain.

11. This is your captain spreaking: we're about to land, but... uh... does anybody know how? I was kinda weak on that in piloting school...

24 things to do in an elevator!

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead while muttering: "Shut up, admit, all of you just shut UP!"

2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there."

4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom.

9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, bleeped motion sickness!"

11. Meow occasionally.

12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers 'through' it.

16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"

17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

18. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push the red buttons.

19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.'

21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

23. Wear 'X-Ray Specs' and leer suggestively at other passengers.

24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.

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THINGS YOU NEVER WANT TO HEAR WHILE UNDERGOING SURGERY:

1. "Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy."

2. "Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop."

3. "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

4. "Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!"

5. "Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?"

6. "Hand me that...uh...that uh...thingy."

7. "Oh no! I just lost my Rolex."

8. "Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?"

9. "Damn, there go the lights again..."

10. "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, the guy's got two of them."

11. "What do you mean you want a divorce?"

12. "Ooooops!"

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Really dumb product labels:

On Tesco's Tiramisu desert: (Printed on the bottom) "Don't turn upside down." ( Too Late!)
On Mark's and Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Naw, really.)
On packaging for Rowenta Iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (Wouldn't that save time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive or operate machinery after taking this medication" (someone should take some serious action about all those toddlers driving forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleeping Aid: "Warning, may cause drowsiness." (One would hope!)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor and outdoor use only." (As apposed to what?)
On a Japanese food procesor: "Not to be used for the other use" (What other use?)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning, contains peanuts." (Thank you captain obvious.)
On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits." (You don't want to get the fake artificial bacon.)

This song is called Love Story for Percy and Annabeth

We were both young, when I first saw you,
I close my eyes and the flashback starts,
I'm sittin' there,
Feeding you nectar and ambrosia squares.

See you drool, hear you snoring so loudly,
Watch you as you finally wake
And then I'm lost,
In your on-going eyes.

But you're a Seaweed Brain
And I'm a brainiac,
And my mother said
Stay away from Annabeth
And I was crying on the inside,
While begging you please don't go.

And I said,
Seaweed Brain let me
Help defeat your enemies,
If they wanna reach you
First they'll have to go through me,
You'll be the hero and,
I'll be your asset
It's a love story
Baby just say yes.

So I sneak out
To the lake's shore to see you,
We keep quiet
'Cause we're dead if they knew
So close your eyes,
Escape your burden for a little while.

Oh, oh, 'cause your head's full of kelp
And I'm an owl head,
And my mother said
Stay away from Annabeth
But you were everything to me,
I was begging you please don't go.

And I said,
Seaweed Brain let me
Help defeat your enemies
If they wanna reach you
First they'll have to go through me,
You'll be the hero and,
I'll be your asset
It's a love story
Baby just say yes

Kelp Head, save me
She's trying to tell me how to feel,
This life is difficult,
But it's the real deal,
Don't be afraid we'll
Make it out of this mess,
It's a love story
Baby just say yes.

I got tired of waiting,
Wondering if you would really ever be mine,
My faith in us was fading,
When I met you on the border line,

And I said,
Perseus, save me,
I've been feeling so alone,
Do you love me?
'Cause I really need to know
Is this in my head?
I don't know what to think,
He grabbed both my hands and
Smiled at me and said

Be my girl, Wise Girl,
You'll never have to be alone,
I love you and that's all I really know,
I talked to your mom she
Finally quit her protest,
It's a love story
Baby just say yes.

Oh, oh…oh, oh, oh…

'Cause we were both young, when I first saw you…

Thank you Arabella for writing this masterpiece!

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

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Pirates are cool. The color blue reminds me of chocolate and Edward Cullen. if two gooses are geese, would two mooses be meese? and if two foots are feet, wouldn't it be two feetball? walrus! AHAHAHAHA!! LUKE I AM YOUR FATHA!! i hate lacrosse. don't ask why. i want some toast. DO THE BARTMAN! SHOOBUS MY WOOBUS and SHOOP DA WOOP, baby! BADA BOOM BADA BAM! if you are random, copy and paste this, then add something random of your own my random thingamagiger: I love pi! 3.1415926535897932384, Did you know hippos look good in neon yellow bikinis? The end of the world will because of the Neon Cat, not because of metros, they will just all fall by the bucket full from the sky in actuall buckets! I will then eat one and burp rainbows and live in the Iris cabin at Camp Half-Blood! The Cow drinks chocolate milk on the toilet at midnight(stolen from NOCOLOVER)! When you look at your cat and it winks at you winks back it might be their signal for the doomsday!The Tardis is waiting in the parking lot, can i go now? Come near me and i will bring out my pen!

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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that thing up in two seconds. When I play Rock, Paper, Scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you *%&#!"Rock beats paper. Always. But since we live in a world where Paper may beat rock, use Cannonball; it makes a big hole in paper.

Annabeth : It's hard to believe you can teleport using a stick.

Hermione : This isn't a stick. It's a wand. You're the one to say. A cap that makes you disappear?

Annabeth : It's simple physics. Now tell me what is the science on the splitting of souls.

Hermione : Only after you explain to me the lack of DNA in all of you people.

Annabeth : After you explain how to make things float with words and a wand.

Hermione : After you explain how a watch can become a giant shield.

Annabeth : ...

Hermione : ...

Annabeth : Well, at least our boyfriends don't sparkle.

Hermione : Right!

Bella : HEY!

:3 this made my day (ahahaahahaha if one of my friends sees this...)

Him: Is this seat taken?

You: No. And neither will this one be if you sit there.

Him:I'm looking for the perfect girl.

You: I hear Wal-Mart's having a sale on Barbies.

Him: Where have you been all my life?

You: I don't know, but I wish that I was still there.

Him: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only Ten I See.

You: I'd love to stay and chat, but now I have to go back to Tennessee

Things I am not to do at Hogwarts

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

13) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

14) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

15) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive

16) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

17) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"

18) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

19) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

20) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort

21) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

22) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

23) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

24) I will not steal Gryffindor sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways

25) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

26) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

27) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

28) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

29) will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion

30) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

31) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"

32) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak

33) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

34) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously

35) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

36) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet

37) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

38) I will not attack my fellow classmates

39) I will not make an impossible riddle for people to give an answer to enter the Ravenclaw area

40) I will not tell everyone that Remus has a diseased bunny and to ask him about his 'fluffy little problem'

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11. Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question?

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, I don't know. I'm kind of with someone right now...Maybe you can ask, HER.

Throw her Rachel*

Have fun! *Runs away to find Annabeth and 'borrow' her chainsaw*

13. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...??

I circle around them and when asked what I am doing I say, "ADHD can't help it its your falt deal with it" Then run like Hades out of there.

15. Favorite PJatO Quote?

“Leo lowered his screwdriver. He looked at the ceiling and shook his head like, What am I gonna do with this guy?
"I try very hard to be annoying," Leo said. "Don't insult my ability to annoy. And how am I supposed to resent you if you go apologizing? I'm a lowly mechanic. You're like the prince of the sky, son of the Lord of the Universe. I'm supposed to resent you."
"Lord of the Universe?" (Jason)
"Sure, you're all-bam! Lightning man. And 'Watch me fly. I am the eagle that soars-" (Leo)
"Shut up, Valdez." (Jason)
Leo managed a little smile. "Yeah, see. I do annoy you."
"I apologize for apologizing." (Jason)
"Thank you." He went back to work, but the tension had eased between them. Leo still looked sad and exhausted-just not quite so angry.”

and

“Survive first. Figure out crayon drawing of destiny later.”

16. Favorite Percy Moment?

After the Mount St. Helens kiss, when he said he would have sat there all day trying to remember what his name was in The Battle of the Labyrinth.

17. Favorite Nico Moment?

“Nico strode forward. The enemy army fell back before him like he radiated death, which of course he did.
Through the face guard of his skull-shaped helmet, he smiled. "Got your message. Is it too late to join the party?"
"Son of Hades." Kronos spit on the ground. "Do you love death so much you wish to experience it?"
"Your death," Nico said, "would be great for me."
"I'm immortal, you fool! I have escaped Tartarus. You have no business here, and no chance to live."
Nico drew his sword-three feet of wicked sharp Stygian iron, black as a nightmare. "I don't agree.”

18. Favorite god or goddess Moment

“As for my brothers," Zeus said, "we are thankful"-he cleared his throat like the words were hard to get out-"erm, thankful for the aid of Hades."
The lord of the dead nodded. He had a smug look on his face, but I figure he'd earned the right. He patted his son Nico on the shoulders, and Nico looked happier than I'd ever seen him.
"And, of course," Zeus continued, though he looked like his pants were smoldering, "we must...um...thank Poseidon."
"I'm sorry, brother," Poseidon said. "What was that?"
"We must thank Poseidon," Zeus growled. "Without whom . . . it would've been difficult-"
"Difficult?" Poseidon asked innocently.
"Impossible," Zeus said. "Impossible to defeat Typhon.”

19. Favorite Grover Moment?

“Meat!" he said scornfully. "I'm a vegetarian."

You eat cheese enchiladas and aluminum cans," I reminded him.

Those are vegetables.”

20. Favorite Random Moment?

Love conquers all," Aphrodite promised. "Look at Helen and Paris. Did they let anything come between them?"
"Didn't they start the Trojan War and get thousands of people killed?"
"Pfft. That's not the point. Follow your heart.”

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Links to chloisssx3's Perfect Two comics that inspired the first chapter of Wild Ones!

Part 1: http://chloisssx3.deviantart.com/art/Perfect-Two-Part-1-217082050

Part 2: http://chloisssx3.deviantart.com/art/Perfect-Two-Part-2-244678746

They're really good!

Funny quotes people say:

Dear America, Since you released upon us the horror that is Miley Cyrus, we have decided to retaliate. Its name is Justin Bieber and no-one will be spared.

Yours faithfully, Canada.

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

I believe you should live each day as if it were your last, which is why I don't do my laundry. I mean, come on, who would wanna wash clothes on the last day of their life?

Its always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would you keep looking after I found it?

When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back.

Sticks and stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within.

Its not until you're broken that you know what you're made of.

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is filled.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

When your are in jail a friend will bail you out, but a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying "dang, that was fun!"

People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.

Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.

I'm going on a quest, to the deepest, darkest corners of my room, in search of what some would call a "floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me my friends, wish me luck, for I may not return alive

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

If something goes without saying, why do people say it?

Please note : Christmas is cancelled - apparently you told Santa you were good this year ... and he died laughing

People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I was about to take over the world, but I got distracted when I saw something shiny.

Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

God created man-THEN had a better idea!

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history

You don't like me, well it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh,he just took a wrong turn,got lost,and is to stubborn to ask directions.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

I like work. It fasinates me. I can sit and stare at it for hours.

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

I have CDO. It's like OCD but all of the letters are in alphabetical order...like they should be.

It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.

The early bird gets the worm, but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese.

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

I'm not random, I'm just HEY LOOK A SQUIRREL!

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You jump off a cliff, I laugh.

I've used up all of my sick days so I'm calling in dead.

People who don't know me think I'm quiet. People who do wish I was.

I didn't slap you, I high-fived your face.

You're a great friend, but if the zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you.

Hey stupid! Your sock is untied...

If my calculations are correct...slinkiesescalator = EVERLASTING FUN!!

"To be is to do" Socrates

"To do is to be" Sartre

"Do be do be do." Sinatra

Ever notice that studying is "student" and "dying" put together?

I'm not as random as you think I salad.

On a scale of 1 to crazy I'm a penguin.

I don't get it...boys think girls are so complicated. Haven't they met themselves?

I see no good reason to act my age.

Don't follow my footsteps, I run into walls.

Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads.

Hey you! Yeah you! No, not you, the other guy. You right there! Do you like tacos?

I ROCK! Guitar hero told me.

I tried being normal, but I didn't like it.

I was going to kill the ugliest person alive but then i thought I'd let your mom live one more day

Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to.

There are two things that are infinite. The universe and human stupidity. And I'm not so sure about the universe.

Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.

Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.

Be yourself. That's crazy enough.

Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.

The trouble with real life is that there is no background music

I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere

Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.

Forecast for tonight: darkness

If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do?

If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line

I'm not random I just have many thoughts

I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

If you had a life you would stop talking about mine

We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking

In a world of cheerios, be a frootloop!

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me.

Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them as much

If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah nah!

If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the hell are you scared?!

If idiots could fly this place would be an airport.

I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words

Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret!

I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday

Hi! I'm human. What are you?

Everyone has a right to be ugly, but you're abusing that privilege.

I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

Life is like a circle. No wonder I'm so dizzy.

Yeah I'm a loser, but I'm the coolest loser you'll ever meet

Last night I lay in my bed looking up at the stars and thought to myself, WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

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