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Author has written 6 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, Shaman King, Harry Potter, Spirited Away, and Dilbert. I should get exercise some day, instead of just starring at a computer screen. Read em'. NOW! Don't you hate brown walls? One little note: I am male. I just noticed that my pen name gives no clue to my gender. Now, I have some things to say. 1: Your octopus sucks! 2: With school coming, I won't have as much time to update. 3: Never trust anyone. Not even yourself. I don't trust myself. I would never put my trust in that selfish fool. 4: Inyë merhwan. That is elvish, Quenya, for "I like fungus." Elvish was made by J.R.R. Tolkien and is owned by either him or his son. 5: Kleeep QThyeeh! 6: Ò_Ó 7: I don't own this frase, but I like it: "If I had a dollar for every disclaimer I wrote, I would be rich, Rich, RICH! Then I would buy all the pants in the world! And then there would be no pants for anyone else! PUT ME ON YOUR FAV. AUTHORS LIST AND REVIEW! Oh, one more thing: I recently got a negative review, saying that when the people finished the story, everyone broke out in laughter. Like this: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahhahahh... They filled about a whole line with "Haha"s. I think that they were not laughing at my story, bt at ME, mockingly. I found that author qiute strange. HEY! DON'T CALL ME STRANGE! I HEARD YOU! An entire line filled with "lol"s is much less mocking. Thank you. I'M AN AUTHOR ON WWW.FICTIONPRESS.COM! MY PEN NAME THERE IS "OORT" TOO. IF YOU LIKE ANY OF MY STORIES, SEE MY STORIE(S) THERE TOO! | |||||
1. Zombie Siriusbrains reviewsSirius has come back as a zombie, and is on the hunt for "brains..."Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-10-04 - Sirius B.2. Dilbert Fodder reviewsSome ideas I had for Dilbert comics. Please R&R&add me to your fav. author list! This story may never end, since each Dilbert strip has a separate plot. Well, I suppose Dilbert will die in 40-60 years, probably.Dilbert - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 8-24-033. Untitled Document,Maybe The Strange Fic Either reviewsA spoof of Spirited Away, as if it were made by Disney. I'd like to give some credit to Mirrowlin for helping with this story.Spirited Away - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 8-17-034. Harry and the Giant Marshmallow » reviewsThere is a giant marshmallow that's eating people. It's funnier than it sounds. Please R&R. Rated for insanity and people being eaten. My first try at a HP fic. I added chapter 2!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 8-17-03 - Published: 8-5-03 - Harry P.
