I LOVE MBAV!

Nickname: RAACH

Real Name: Rachel

Wish My Name Was: Rebeca

Fav Show: MBAV {DUH}

Fav Movie: My Babysitter's A Vampire The Movie, The Twilight Saga Eclipse, or The Hunger Games

Fav Book: New Moon, or The Hunger Games

Fav celeb: Matthew Knight Or Taylor Lautner {They Are Both HOT!!!}

Age: 13{But Mature For My Age}

About Me: I AM ADHD, BIPOLAR, DEPRESSED, EMO { SHORT FOR EMOTIONAL}, ANTISOCIAL, AND HAVE A DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY, BUT WE STILL LOVE EACH OTHER! EVEN THOUGH I GET MADE FUN OF A SCHOOL, AND HAVE ALL THOUS THINGS WRONG WITH ME, I STILL HAVE FRIENDS, AND MAKE STRAIGHT A'S IN ALL PAP CLASSES AND SPANISH, I MAY BE WEIRD, BY I WOULDN'T CHANGE ANYTHING, I LOVE MY LIFE AND EVERYTHING ABOUT IT! I MAY HAVE THINGS WRONG WITH ME, BUT I OVER COME THEM. I WOULD NEVER CHANGE WHO I AM, OR ANYTHING ABOUT ME!

I LOVE MBAV!

A WISE GIRL ONCE SAID, " IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT PEOPLE THINK ABOUT YOU, IT JUST MATTERS WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT YOUR SELF. IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOUR A 'GEEK' OR A 'NERD', IF YOU LIKE 'TWILIGHT' OR 'MBAV, IF YOU LIKE 'SCI FI' OR 'FANTASY', OR IF YOU WEAR STYLISH CLOTHS OR GEEKY GLASSES, WHAT MATTERS IS THAT YOUR YOU, AND NO ONE CAN TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU, OR BE YOU, CUZ YOUR ONE IN A MILLION, MORE LIKE ONE IN A BILLION! SO DON'T CRY JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE IS MEAN, THEY PROBABLY JUST MAD THAT YOUR NOT AFRAID TO BE YOURSELF, AND THEY ARE JUST AS INSECURE, IF NOT MORE, BEHIND THOSE DESIGNER SKIRTS. ALL THEY ARE IS FAKE, AND YOUR REAL, SO DON'T HIDE WHO YOU ARE. YOU MAY BE SMART, BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE YOU A NERD. YOU MAY LIKE TWILIGHT OR MBAV OR SCI FI OF FANTASY OR WEAR GLASSES OR HAVE BRACES OR NOT WEAR CUTE CLOTHS BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE YOU A GEEK, IT MAKES WHO YOU ARE, AND AT LEAST YOUR NOT FAKE, YOUR MY BEST FRIEND. AND IF THAT BITCH MAKES FUN OF YOU AGAIN, I'LL KILL HER,"

- MY BEST FRIEND, MEGAN

SO IF SOME ONE CALLS YOU A NAME OR MAKES FUN OF YOU, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, YOUR DOING SOMETHING THEY CAN'T, BEING YOURSELF!

Boy: Wanna go out?

Girl: No

Boy: You Bitch

Girl: Bitch is a dog, dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, and nature is beautiful, so thanks for the compliment!

Boy: Go to hell

Girl: That's better than on a date with you

Boy: Whatever

Do it one by one. Don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3.Your first initial?

4.Your month of birth?

5.Which color do you like more, black or white?

6.Name of a person of the same sex as yours?

7.Your favorite number?

8.Do you like California or Florida more?

9.Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10.Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down.

(don't cheat

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2.If you choose:

Red: You're alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K:You have a lot of love and friendship in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.:The year will go by very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June:You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.:You will have a great year and experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great but you'll eventually find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose:

Black: Your life will take on a different direction,it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7.This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8.If you choose...

California:You like adventure

Florida:You are a laid back person.

9.If you choose...

Lake:You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean:You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10.This wish will only come true if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

IF YOU HATE STEREOTYPES AND THINK PPL SHOULD JUST SHUT UP AND STOP POST THIS. PICK THE STEREOTYPE THAT FITS YOU AND HIGHLIGHT:

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be racist against all races.

I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.

I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I think STRING ORCHESTRA is better than band, therefore I MUST be an out-of-date geek.

I like to READ, so I MUST do nothing except read.

I don't think VEGETARIANISM makes much sense, so I MUST think all vegetarians are hippies.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I don't like YAOI/YURI so I MUST be a homophobe.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I have ASPERGER SYNDROME so I MUST be a reclusive weirdo.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

I'm CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST hate gay people.

I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I SPOT AND CORRECT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (That's a compliment!)

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I love SLASH, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.

I have been to THERAPY so I MUST be crazy.

I have been ABUSED, so I MUST be an abuser.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS.

NORMAL PEOPLE, Vs. MBAV Fans! Post this if you are a fan!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Think geeks are ugly and weird.

MBAV FANS: Will hang out with every geek around, knowing they could find a geek like Benny, Ethan, or Rory!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Aren't afraid of Vampires.

MBAV FANS: Will scream if they ever saw a person that looks like Jesse.

NORMAL PEOPLE: Love Twilight!

MBAV Fans: Will be afraid to ever go to a Twilight Premiere at The Movies, afraid Jesse and his crew will feast on our blood.

{But watch the movie at home}

NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't even know what, "Seer" means.

MBAV FANS: Wish they were a "Seer" like Ethan!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Will think of telling an adult if they're having problems.

MBAV FANS: Will think of biting and turning the bully as revenge.

NORMAL PEOPLE: Have no problem if they saw a guy with fake fangs in their mouth.

MBAV FANS: Will scream and take, and out a holy water gun, right before everyone calls you a weirdo.

NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't really need a babysitter.

MBAV FANS: Don't really need a babysitter at their age, but still hire one, hoping they'll find a babysitter like Sarah.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair!).

On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (yeah, but it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

In a high school in Montana a group of high schoolers played a prank on the school. They let three goats loose in the school. Before they let them go, they painted numbers on the sides of the goats... 1, 2 & 4. local school administrators spent most of the day looking for #3. If you think that kids and teens are smart, copy and paste this into your profile.

WORDS TO LIVE BY:

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity got framed.

You're just jealous because I'm the only one the voices talk to!

The extinction of the dinosaurs was no accident. Barney came along and they all committed suicide.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

Before you criticize a person, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away, and have their shoes!

There is no 'I' in team, but there is an 'I' in PIE, and so there is an 'I' in MEAT PIE and since MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Newscasters are the people who tell you "Good evening" and then procede to tell you why it's not.

Don't you dare tell me that the sky is the limit while there are footsteps on the moon!

If your heart was really broken, you'd be dead. So SHUT UP!

I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.

Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fan girl moment.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this to your profile.

Friend: wipes your tears when your rejected

Best Friend: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

Friend: tells you you deserve better when he dumps you

Best Friend: prank calls him and whispers "You will die in 7 days."

Friend: will bail you out of jail.

Best Friend: would be in the room next to you saying, "Man, we screwed up."

Friend :will help you move.

Best Friend: will help you move the bodies.

Friend: helps you up when you fall.

Best Friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?

Friend: calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs.

Best Friend: calls your parents dad and mom.

Friend: has never seen you cry

Best Friend: has always had the best shoulder to cry on

Friend: never asks for anything to eat or drink

Best Friend: opens the fridge and makes herself at home.

Friend:asks you to write down your number.

Best Friend: ask you for their number (cuz they can't remember it -)

Friend: borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back

Best Friend: has borrowed things and when u ask for it they give u a tissue saying they lost it.

Friend : only knows your fave color, movie, and book

Best friend: could write a (very embarrassing!!) biography on your life

Friend: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing

Best friend: will kick the crowd's butt if they are doing that to you

Friend: would ignore this

Best friend: would past this on there profile

Friend: Would ask you why you're crying

Best Friend: Would kill whoever made you cry

List thirteen of your favorite characters in no particular order. (MBAV)

1. Ethan

2. Sarah

3. Benny

4. Erica

5. Rory

6. Della

7. Jesse

8. Jane

9. Mr. G

10. Anastasia

11. Ross Morgan

12. Samantha Morgan

13. Grandma Weir

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Della/Samantha Morgan? No and HELL NO!!!!!

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Erica? No, I'm a girl!

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Samantha Morgan got Jane pregnant? Ew, Jane's mom got Jane pregnant, that is just gross, just gross, and not possible!

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Mr. G? No!

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Sarah/Della? HELL NO!!!!

6.Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Rory/Mr. G or Rory/ Anastasia? Rory/Anastasia because it's a little less, and only a little less, Creepy than Rory / Mr. G, but both are gross!

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve kissing?

Jesse walked in on Sarah and Samantha Morgan kissing? I don't know, but that's gross, I mean, she's Sarah's boss!

8. Make up a title for a Three/Ten fic.

Benny/Anastasia? Don't Mess With The Council!

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Ethan/Jane? No, there brother and sister, who would write that?

10. Suggest a summary for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Jesse/Samantha Morgan? Jesse feels bad {I no that this is a flat out lie} about hurting Sarah and making her become a vampire by getting her to suck the venom out of Ethan, and It's up to Ethan's mom to make him feel better. { Wow, that would never happen }

11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Jane? Um, Raise Your Glass by P!nk

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Ethan/Della/Samantha Morgan? Warning: Don't read if you don't like Dethan, or a meddling mom!

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Rory? This morning!

14. One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine runs off with Four. One, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three while Thirteen watched it all and ate popcorn as if it was a movie.

Ethan and Mr. G are in a happy relationship (EWWWWW) In till Mr. G runs off with Erica. ( STILL GROSS) Ethan, Brokenhearted, has a hot one night stand with Ross Morgan ( HIS DAD, what the heck is wrong with this thing ) and a brief unhappy affair with Samantha Morgan { HIS MOM, THIS IS SO JACKED UP!!!!} then follows the wise advice of Rory { SINCE WHEN IS HE WISE } and finds true love with Benny{ I'm not a fan of Betan} while Grandma Weir watched it all and ate popcorn as if it was a movie. { That's normal }

This Is Jacked Up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!