Okay, so this is my profile.

Ta-da?

My name is, well, I'm not going to tell you my name, but my pen name, turquoise rain lilies is the combination of my favourite colour and my favourite flowers.

I had to use spell check for the word turquoise, I am a terrible speller, but luckily there is a spell check, which is why my fanfics are hopefully better than by pen work.

So yeah...

ABOUT MYSELF

Name: Not going to tell you!

Pen name: turquoiserainlilies, or Lilies for short

Birthday: I'm a Cancer, which probably tells you wayyy more than you need to know

Likes: funny people, funny things, funny quotes, funny tv shows, anything funny, and pie

Dislike: jerks, people who are arrogant, people who think they are always right and well liked even though they are probably the most annoying human living on earth

Favourites: See favourite section below somewhere...

Nationality: Canadian, that's why it has Canadian spelling sometimes, but it's not that much different so suck it up

That's pretty much it, I can't think of anything else is worth sharing.

Fanfiction Projects

ONCE UPON A TIME

1. Princesses in Storybrooke

Status: On-Going

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8836787/1/Princesses-in-Storybrooke

Welcome to the Fairy Tale Channel. Weekends at 7: what do you get when you mix a Australian beauty. a badass Asian Chick, and a straight up sassy Princess? The most hilarious TV show in the world, of course. Watch as the three new found friends get mixed up in Storybrooke, where saying that they're out of their elements is the understatement of the year. Princesses in Storybrooke.

Note: Really hilarious. This is pretty much my pick-me-up project to do whenever I'm bored, or what to write but don't really feel like working on something with an actual plot. 50% Mulan, 50% Belle, 50% Aurora 30% Charmings, , 25% Rumbelle, and 1000% AWESOME! (I'm in advanced Math too, this is sad)

2. Seeing Red

Status: Complete (ONE-SHOT!)

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9217680/1/Seeing-Red

While the curse to end all curses was a terrible fate, I was grateful. Guiltily, stupidly, grateful. A fresh new start, which I wanted for so long, was about to come in the cruelest fate. I shouldn't be happy, but I was...Goodbye Red. ONE-SHOT PRE-CURSE!

HARRY POTTER

1. Our Little Town

Status: On-Going

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9195977/1/Our-Little-Town

What if Hogwarts wasn't a magical school, but just a private institution for rich kids? Oh, don't worry, wizards still exist, as Ginny Weasley recently found out. All her family and friends were magical, except for Ginny. Now, with the threat from both the wizard and muggle communities looming in on Hogsmeade, can the come together to save the day?

2. Operation Time Turner

Status: On-Going

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9010999/1/Operation-Time-Turner

In the year 2023, a group of Death Eaters, calling themselves the Death Cults, took hold of two of the seven Time Turners left in the world. Using the time turner, they traveled back to the year 1997 to capture and kill Harry Potter, so that Lord Voldemort may continue his reign of terror. All plans have faults, and this one is that the 2023 Harry Potter just so happen to be monitoring the activities of these Time Turners. When he learned of the Death Cult's plan, he devised a plan for 7 young students to travel back into the year 1997 as well, under disguise, in order to protect the Big 7 of their time. Will his plan work? Or will the Death Cult succeed instead? With the fate of the world in 7 young teenager's hand, anything could happen

Note: Probably the most interesting of the ones so far...we'll see what happens

Books:

Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Uglies Trilogy, Dork Diaries (Don't judge, it's hilariously kind of stupid), Matched Trilogy, Divergent (not Insurgent, didn't really like it), umm...I can't think of anything else but there is more, oh! Percy Jackson (both series), I'm starting Mortal Instrument (just bought it off Amazon!)

Just realized that I need to read more books.

Honestly, I don't know the names of half of the books I read, but I read them!

TV

Once Upon a Time (AWESOMENESS!), Phineas and Ferb, The Big Bang Theory, New Girls, Young Justice, and random stuff that comes on when I'm bored.

Movies

Wow, The word movies currently have that red squiggly line underneath it, but the word squiggly doesn't...

Anyway...

Harry Potter, John Carter, Hunger Games, Mirror Mirror, Rise of the Guardians, much of disney/pixar movies that I adore, umm, I don't watch a lot of movies, Avengers.

Ships

OMG I HAVE LIKE A HUGE LIST!

Sorry, fan girl moment...

Snowing (Snow and Charming, OUAT)

Swanfire (Emma Swan/Nealfire (ha) OUAT)

Rumbelle (Rumplestiltskin and Belle, OUAT)

Jily (James and Lily, Harry Potter)

Romione (Ron and Hermione, Harry Potter)

Harry/Ginny (Harry Potter, I don't know what to call them, Garry?, I've been informed that they are Hinny, alright then)

Nuna (Neville and Luna, Harry Potter...so OTP!)

Scorose (Scorpius and Rose, Harry Potter, I think I spelt it right)

Teddy/Victorie (Harry Potter, still confused if her name is pronouced victory, or vic-tore)

Nick/Jess (Nick and Jess, obviously, New Girl)

Percabeth (Percy and Annibeth, PERCY JACKSON!)

Sort of Hazel/Leo (Hazel and Leo, Heros of Olympus) idk, I just like Leo

Seddie (Sam and Freddie, iCarly), yeah, well, it's shorter than I thought it would be...

Harry Potter Stuff, just because I live and breathe it, and because I can

Favourite Harry Potter book:

Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince (Major Harry/Ginny, and Ron/Hermione)

Favourite Harry Potter movie:

Probably Order of the Phoenix, totally based on Fred and George's fireworks and the D.A. meeting, nothing else

Favorite HP character(s):

Male Lead - You're asking me to choose between Harry and Ron, wow...

Female Lead- Only Hermione, so yeah, Hermione

Male Side(Teen) - Seamus in the movies, only because he blows up stuff

Female Side (Teen)- Ginny Weasley (I consider her as a main character, just saying), Luna Lovegood (Ditto)

Male Side (Adult) - Sirius Black, or Remus

Female Side (Adult) - Tonks!

Male Villain - One and only, the Dark Lord (Although I'm not a Death Eater, don't tell anyone that!)

Female Villain - Bellatrix Lestrange (She's awesome-ly creepy)

The House you prefer to be in:

Ravenclaw, although according to Pottermore I am Hufflepuff. I hate how this house is over looked, well guess who was in Hufflepuff, TONKS!

The House you think you'll be in:

Like I said, Hufflepuff according to Pottermore

Hogwarts ghost that's your favorite:

Grey Lady, I don't know many

Subject in Hogwarts you like the best:

Transfiguration or Charms

Favorite teacher in Hogwarts:

Professor McGonagall, or Lupin, but he's dead soo... (sob sob)

Position you would want in Quidditch:

Keeper, or Chaser, I could not handle Seeker or Beater

Who you would want to make friends with:

Hopefully Luna, or if in a different time period, maybe Lily, or Rose

The pet you'd get:

Snowy Owl, obviously, but if not, then a Black Cat, even though they're like the polar opposites, can I bring both?

What you would see in the Mirror of Erised:

I WOULD BE IN HOGWARTS! ALL OF MY DREAMS WOULD HAVE CAME TRUE!

And maybe some pie...

If your friend was pulled into the Whomping Willow by a black dog, would you jump in and rescue him/her?

If the dog was Sirius, yes, if not, maybe...

If Sirius Black turned up on your doorstep, what would be your reaction?

Frozen...

Books or Movies:

Books! Books! Books!

Favorite Maraduer:

Remus probably, although the adult Sirius is pretty wise, I'm not sure what he's like in his youth...

Your Patronus:

Hamster? No, that's weak. Probably a dolphin.

Your Animagus:

Hopefully not a dolphin, since it's not very practical, although it would be cool if I lived near the seas.

Favourite Spell

We all know this one, say it with me! Wingardium LeviOsa!

Tips for Writers:

Umm, I'm new here, but there are still a list of stuff that ANNOYS me when I'm reading fan fiction (More often than I'm writing it, sadly)

1. ABSOLUTELY NO SPELLING OR GRAMMAR MISTAKES! Unless there are like two really minor ones in the story, that can often be overlooked. If you can't tell the difference between their, there, and they're, well...

2. Good summaries please! A good summary is the way to get readers, not by saying 'first fanfic, please be nice' or 'I suck at summaries' or whatever. If your story is good enough to read, so should a two sentence summary about it

3. Creative titles! I've read wayy too many Lily/James fanfics that are just titled Lily and James Seventh Year or whatever. I know what it's about, so it will be nice to have a creative and catchy title so that if I want to look it up later, I can remember it.

4. Please please please develop the characters right! LET THEM BE IN CHARACTER!!!!!!!!!