| MrSchimpf |
Author has written 23 stories for Gilmore Girls, Guiding Light, Grey's Anatomy, and Desperate Housewives. My instant messenger screenames; AIM - Mantra720 I'm also on Twitter @mrschimpf Picture referenced at the end of Longing 16 You can also find my femslash fic on Passion and Perfection, Realm of the Shadow and the Gilmore Girls Slash Archive; future chapters of Longing will not meet some ff.net rules of the road, and will be edited for this site to fit content and TOS guidelines, while the Realm and GilmoreGirlsSlash versions will be unedited and in their original form. I have one Lorelai/Rory fic called The Innkeeper's Lover on those sites which is NC-17 and does not meet this site's TOS for content. I'm Nate, a 29 year-old guy from southeastern Wisconsin who enjoys reading, writing and watching television, and spending insane amounts of time on the computer ;). You'll never see me anywhere near an action movie and I'm proud to say I never played with a GI Joe action figure when I was young. I usually watch shows far from my demographic, including "Gilmore Girls" (my favorite), "Law and Order SVU", "NCIS" and "Grey's Anatomy". I'm also a sucker for anything parody, thus "The Daily Show", "X-Play", "The Soup" and "Best Week Ever". As for my loves, Liza Weil is my favorite actress of all time, her delivery and killer brown eyes just turn me into a puddle of goo, and Paris is one of my best-loved characters on television today. Calista Flockhart still remains a great actress even if she's spending more time with Harrison than on a soundstage. I also like Lauren, Alexis and Shelly Cole from GG, and I'm just finding a new admiration for Pauley Perrette, whose Abby character on NCIS is also the name of my iPod. As you can see from my writings, I prefer writing Paris fic, and I prefer reading Paris/Jess, Rory/Tristan and Luke/Lorelai fics, along with anything unconventional, and I'm also a strong fan of mature M/F or F/F fic. I run the GilmoreGirlsAdultFic group on Yahoo and co-mod GilmoreGirlsSlash. I rarely read anything with Rory/Dean in it, and I'm not a big fan of Logan at all I'm afraid to say; Tristan will never be replaced as the cocky rich guy taken by Rory in my mind, and Logan's character boosted for the sake of Paris is one of the worst moves the show has ever made. Also, I review stories honestly. I will never leave you a one-word CONTINUE review and I will let you know what you need help with. I actually read your work, unlike those flaming 'sockpuppet' accounts that go around trolling new/learning writers, just look at the summary, don't read it and just leave you unhelpful feedback to delete your work, never write again and other nasty things. That is not my review style, and I'd rather see these idiots banned myself (they're also terribly overdramatic; Mad Max-like reviews? Really? Come on, it's a story, not the death of humanity, sockpuppet!). If you do write a story which doesn't work or do not follow the TOS, I will let you know. But if you write a great story, you're my friend for life. | |||||||||||
1. The WakeUp Call reviewsParis·Rory. When Paris learns she isn't invincible, she realized that Rory will be there for her, whether she likes it or not.Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,743 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-3-09 - Paris G. & Rory G.2. The Death & Second Life of Rory Gilmore reviewsParis·Rory. Paris discovers that Rory is much different than what she seems, it is up to her to show that her love for her classmate is stronger than the forces guiding her towards evil. FEMSLASH/CHARACTER DEATHGilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,682 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-1-09 - Paris G. & Rory G. - Complete3. The Eye of CalmParis; no coupling. As the editor of the "Yale Daily News" Paris is duty-bound to treat the students of her school with respect, even in the worst of moments and when everyone else wants to get their way.Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Published: 9-20-09 - Paris G.4. Longing With a Cherry Tomato on Top » reviewsParis·Rory. How does subtext taste? Kind of like ranch dressing and cherry tomatoes. Updated September 2. FEMSLASHGilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 616,665 - Reviews: 166 - Updated: 9-1-09 - Published: 10-27-02 - Paris G. & Rory G.5. Battleships, Tensions and Hello Kitty Panties » reviewsParis·Rory. That certain game of naval strategy has never been this fun, as Paris and Rory realize more than fun is to be had during an evening of revelations and desires. Updated August 18. FEMSLASHGilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,906 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-18-09 - Published: 8-11-09 - Paris G. & Rory G.6. The Attraction of Fireworks,The Heat of Young Love reviewsParis·Rory. After seven years of tension and a love/hate friendship, Paris and Rory's Independence Day from the struggles to find their love for each other has finally come. FEMSLASHGilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,158 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-4-09 - Paris G. & Rory G.7. The Thickness of Cream, The Pureness of Love reviewsBree·Katherine. A quartet of moments between Bree and Katherine showing how they turned from bitter rivals and into lifetime lovers.Desperate Housewives - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,854 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-1-09 - Bree & Katherine8. A Light in the Storm reviewsCallie·Addison. When Callie has to bail Addison out of jail, she's surprised to find out why her best friend was actually there. Understandings are found and their friendship takes a new step forward. FEMSLASHGrey's Anatomy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,026 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-25-09 - Callie. T & Addison. M9. The Wallflower & The WildcatParis·Shira. Shira Huntzberger is a cold and calculating woman. Paris is vulnerable, yet passionate. Yet both have love and a goal they want to attain. Can two women who would never usually connect find an understanding with each other? FEMSLASHGilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,419 - Published: 6-18-09 - Paris G.10. An Attractive Query reviewsParis·Lorelai. One simple question leads to a conclusion years in the making. FEMSLASHGilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,893 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-17-09 - Paris G. & Lorelai G. - Complete11. Shower of AffectionOlivia·Natalia. Olivia has to fix the shower for Natalia. However, Natalia really has other things more important on her mind...FEMSLASHGuiding Light - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,376 - Published: 6-15-09 - Complete12. Persuasion reviewsCrossover between Paris·Addison. Dr. Montgomery attempts to persuade Paris to change her field of study, along with her choice in lovers. FEMSLASHCrossover - Gilmore Girls & Grey's Anatomy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-10-09 - Paris G. & Addison. M13. Better Than Ice Cream reviewsCrossover between Lorelai·Bree from "Desperate Housewives", DH AU. Bree works for Lorelai, but wants to be more than an employee. Decadent cupcakes begin to make this clear to Lorelai, and things become interesting between the fire & ice women. FEMSLASHCrossover - Gilmore Girls & Desperate Housewives - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,187 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-25-08 - Lorelai G. & Bree14. Seeing Red reviewsParis·Rory. Paris frets about becoming like her mother, and decides to take radical action to be different from her, dragging Rory into her plan. FEMSLASHGilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,578 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-16-07 - Paris G. & Rory G. - Complete15. Midterm Mistletoe Madness reviewsParis·Rory. What happens when you get Paris and Rory in a room together with mistletoe, along with Janet in denial about hanging it as a practical joke? You'd be very surprised. FEMSLASHGilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,259 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-25-05 - Paris G. & Rory G. - Complete16. Bruins and Rebels » reviewsParis·Jess, alt S4 with Jess spin-off, rated PG-13. Paris decides to attend UCLA instead of an Ivy League school, and tries to make it on her own without her friends in the Golden State. A story about the trials and tribulations of a new girl in Westwood.Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 86,118 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 8-31-03 - Published: 3-7-03 - Paris G. & Jess M.17. Falling for You reviewsParis·Jess, rated PG-13. A fall afternoon. A boy doing chores and a girl aching for some lovin'. A pile of raked leaves and an exchange of double entendres lead to shameless DipperSmut®.Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,828 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-14-03 - Paris G. & Jess M.18. Run to Him, Little Girl reviewsBrad·Madeline, Response to Improv 10, rated PG13. Madeline has had enough of being controlled by her friends. She meets Brad during the Romeo & Juliet project, and falls hard for him. Instead of laying low, she decides to take action on her feelings forGilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,175 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-19-02 - Madline L. - Complete19. Anachronisms and Mistletoe reviewsParis·Jess. A holiday tradition brings Paris and Jess closer to each other than they ever thought possible. A different take on The Bracebridge Dinner.Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,629 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 2-3-02 - Paris G. & Jess M. - Complete20. From the Outside Looking In » reviewsParis·Jess. Both Paris and Jess see each other at different times in Stars Hollow during the Romeo & Juliet rehearsals, and ponder introducing themselves to each other. No interaction betwen PJ, just their observations.Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,236 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 12-11-01 - Published: 12-2-01 - Paris G. & Jess M. - Complete21. Collision Course reviewsParis unexpectedly finally finds true love one day on her way to class. But not with Tristan, just to say that up front.Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,797 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-21-01 - Published: 4-20-01 - Paris G. & Jess M. - Complete22. The Journal of Paris Gellar » reviewsParis' personal journal reveals her anguish and happiness of the events of the past year. The second entry is now online, it deals with her emotions during the Chilton Winter Formal.Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,948 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 4-16-01 - Published: 4-10-01 - Paris G. - Complete23. Rachel the Matchmaker reviewsA Rachel POV. Rachel, Luke's old flame, comes back to Stars Hollow to try to get Luke back, but then learns about Luke and Lorelai's feelings for each other.Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,201 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 3-25-01 - Complete