Name: Yeah right

Age: 19

Birthday: July 10

Hobbies: Card collecting, Writeing, Collecting Weapons of any kind

Quote: Lets Rock.

Faverat Quotes: Courage is just grace under fire -Unknow

History is much like an endless waltz the three beats of war, peace, and resolution continue on forever. -Gundam Wing Endless Waltz

Favorate Poems:

My blade like winter's cold doth bite, Come guide me, Badger Lord, For truth and justice we must fight, Wield me, your Battel Sword! Defend the weak, Protect the meek, Take thy good comrades' part, My pointlike lightning, send to seek, The Foebeast's evil heart! Eulalia loud like thunred cry, Be thou mine eyes and brain, we join in honor, thee and I, To strike in war again! -Brocktree, Lord Brocktree Pg 349-350

Ranger Cordell Walker: (Alex is pregnant) Hey, Honey, how are you feeling?
A.D.A. Alex Cahill: (Alex covers her mouth with her hand and runs to the bathroom)
Ranger Cordell Walker: Sydney, how long is this morning sickness suppose to last?
Sydney Cooke: How should I know?
Ranger Cordell Walker: All I know is, I'm glad women have to go through this and not men!
Sydney Cooke: Men are such wimps!
(walks off to go find Alex)
Ranger Cordell Walker,Ranger Jimmy Trivette,Francis Gage: (agreeing) Well... Yep. Yeah. Sure

I decided to give my bio a long needed mantnance. And for those of you wanting the M raited version of "Female Naruto My Way" here's a link to my author page jsut put the raiting to all and watch it go. http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/src.php?srcht=srcht&srch=&sort=dateD&gnr=&type=&rate=&lang=english&show=GO Hope you like!!

Challenge to all authors!!

I want someone to create a story revolving around a picture I just saw. It features Hinata as the boss of the Akatsuki. If you want to see the pic here it is. http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/9499647/?qo=336&q=hinata+naruto&qh=boost3Apopular+age_sigma3A24h+age_scale3A5 Now get to it your writers!!

I need a pre-reader for my fanfiction. To apply e-mail me at Darkmagician20041@yahoo.com, You will be credited for pre-reading the stories and any changes you think are needed for it. I need one for Evangelion, one for Naruto, and one for Sailor moon with other anime, TV, and books shows added in.

Naruto fanfics are over populated by yaoi, primarily NaruSasu. If you believe me put this on your profile.
By Order of ChaosLink and Dark_Magician_41

Naruto for Rokudaime Hokage! If you also want Naruto to succeed Tsunade as the next Hokage, then copy and paste this to your profile page, and add your name to the list! Help Naruto achieve his dream!: KinKitsune01, adngo714, MarlinMan, James the Fox, Dark_Magician_41

If you believe there are not enough Yuri pairings with Naruto as a girl then copy and paste this to your profile page and add your name to the list.

VIVA LA FEMALE NARUTO YURI!! Dark_Magician_41

This is from Crazylages12 Everyone need to read this in my mind. I may be straight by I believe it's true.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

I took the Inner Dragon Quiz on dragonhane.com and I am a Amethest Dragon, surprisingly.

In the war between good and evil, a Amethyst Dragon tends to walk the fine line of Neutrality.
When it comes to the powers of Chaos vs. those of Law and Order, your inner dragon walks a fine line between Law and Chaos.
As far as magical tendancies, Magical spells come as natural to the Amethyst Dragon as breathe from it's body.
During combat situations, whether by spells or by claw, your inner dragon will do whatever it takes to get the job done.

Dragon Description:

Formed from translucent amethyst, it is an awe inspiring sight to see one in it's true form. Light passes through the dragon's body creating a deep purple glow. It's scales will magnify the light rays into bright lavender beams to highlight this effect.

Amethyst dragons spend most of their time homebound but do occasionally feel the need to take a sojourn to a far destination. These dragons love books and will often pick their destination from one of the many stories and histories they may have read. Amethyst dragons are very solitary in nature, but do keep a distant watch on the world around them. They tend to be highly intelligent, and often amuse themselves in human form by building gadgets and toys. Amethyst dragons are very learned creatures.

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Hello Loyal reader and fellow authors. Today is a sad day for me because I have decided that a few of my stories are, unfortunetly, dead. Either I can not think of anything for the story, the muse for said sotry is dead, or other things. Since I KNOW I will get a lot of flack for killing these storeis I will set up an adoption for the dead stories. You have until the middle of october to submit your self for adopting any or all of the dead stories. From the those I will chose people who's storeis are either similar to they way i write, have a good back ground of stories, and many other criterias. So submit your resue for oen or more of my storeis and maybe i'll chose you to continue my work.

DO NOT READ BELLOW UNLESS YOU WANT TO GET CURSED

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

U BOIZ SHOULDN'T CHEAT
There was once a girl named Ashley who
had a boyfriend named Jack.

Jack was the most popular guy in school.
The three most popular girls were Courtney, ASHLEY, and Emma. Jack
thought of Ashley as OKAY, but he REALLy
liked Courtney. Courtney liked jack also.
Well of course she did, everyone did!

Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies.
Courtney tried to steal Jack away
everytime she had a chance to. One day,
Courtney asked Jack if he wanted to
go to the movies. Ashley heard
everything...what movie theatre and what time.

Ashley approached the movies that night and
followed Jack and Courtney.
Ashley sat right behind them. She watched them
get close to each other and kiss...not only kiss, but practically get it
on in the theatre. Courtney told jack "Do you want to come to my
place and skip this boring movie?" He replied "hell yes."

Ashley had peeked through Courtney's window. Jack and her
were messing around and Ashley watched the whole thing.

The next day at school Ashley wasn't there. For the next few
days Ashley wasn't there. A week later her mother found her in
her closet dead... she commited suicide because she had loved
Jack so much. Next to ashley's dead body was a note.

A note that read: My dearest Jack, I watched you
at the movie and at Courtney's house and I will continue to
watch you. I never thought you would do something like this to me. I really
loved you jack. I died for you just like Jesus died for us.

Always with you,

Ashley

Please foward this or Ashley will haunt you and try
to kill you because she wants everyone to know about Courtney.

Thank you