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Author has written 3 stories for Iron Fey Series, and Maximum Ride. Yo. Sorry. I so just copied Fang's thing. Someone should copyright that. So. 'Sup. Okay, I'm sure someone has that too, but whatever. Welcome to my profile. The land of... Stuff. Read my stories if you like. And. Enjoy? User Name: Like a Ninja Former User Names: Ira Night; Truth Be Told I'm Lying; The Girl Who Fakes Her Smiles Future: I want to be an author or an editor for YA novels, but I'm most likely going to be the Queen of Air and Darkness' eternal storyteller/ pet. Looking forward to it. Favorite Color: Blue Current Favorite Song: Radioactive by Imagine Dragons Favorite Downloadable Computer Game: Asda Story (Cept it's Asda 2 now... Asda Story was discontinued.) Favorite Non-Downloadable Computer Games: Sky Pigs (Who doesn't love flying pigs?) and Draw My Thing (Lol. It's such a inappropriate name if you think about it.) Likes: Chocolate-chip cookies, Reading, Writing, Nice-smelling shampoo, Fanfiction, Maximum Ride, and when people review (hint hint (; ) Random Fact About Me: I am a super procrastinator. Fave Books/ Series 1 - Maximum Ride by James Patterson 2 - Iron Fey by Julie Kagawa 3 - The Vampire Academy/ Bloodlines by Richelle Mead 4 - Hush, Hush by Becca Fitzpatrick 5 - Percy Jackson and the Olympians/ The Heroes of Olympus by Rick Riordan 6 - Mortal Instruments by Cassandra Clare 7 - Divergent by Veronica Roth 8 - The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins Books I've Read Fallen Torment Passion Entwined The Vampire Diaries Pretty Little Liars The Lying Game Dark Visions Vampire Academy Frostbite Shadow Kiss The Gallagher Girls Harry Potter Haven The Witch and the Wizard The Gift Thirst The House of Night The Kane Chronicles The Ghost and the Goth Beastly Cloaked A Kiss in Time Bewitching Born at Midnight Everlasting The Queen's Daughter The Fallen Star Matched Crossed The Ghost and the Goth Queen of the Dead Prom Nights from Hell Wicked Lovely The Immortal Rules Partials Gone Hunger Lies Plague Shiver I probably have some more I like, but I don't remember them right now... Aura Chart (Not completely accurate. Some characteristics are left out.) Deep Red - Grounded, realistic, strong will-power, survival-oriented Muddled Red - Anger Clear Red - Passionate Bright, Light Pink - Loving, tender, affectionate, purity, compassionate Dark and Murky Pink - Immature, dishonest nature Orange-Red - Confidence Orange-Yellow - Creative, intelligent, perfectionist Light or Pale Yellow - Optimistic, hopefulness, positive excitement about new ideas Bright, Lemon Yellow - Fear of losing control, prestige, respect, and/or power Clear, Metallic, Shiny, and Bright Gold - An inspired person Dark Brownish Yellow or Gold - Pessimistic Bright, Emerald Green - A healer, a love-centered person Dark or Muddy Forest Green - Jealousy, resentment, insecurity Soft Blue - Peacefulness, clarity and communication, truthful, intuitive Bright Royal Blue - Generous, on the right path Dark or Muddy Blue - Fear of the future, fear of self-expression, fear of facing or speaking the truth Lavender - Imagination, daydreamer Silver - Lots of bright silver can refer to an abundance of money, an abundance of something, mental or physical Bright Metallic Silver - Receptive to new ideas, intuitive, nurturing Dark and Muddy Gray - Residues of fear Gold - Guided by the highest good Black - Long-time unforgiveness Brown - Guilt White - Pure state Earth Aura Colors - Love of nature Pastels - Sensitivity and a need for serenity Dirty Grey Overlay - Guardedness Ira's Aura (The traits listed beside the color are the traits this character has. Not all traits of the color are listed.) Deep Red - Realistic, strong will-power, survival-oriented Dark and Murky Pink - Immature, dishonest nature Orange-Red - Confidence Dark or Murky Forest Green - Resentment Dark or Muddy Blue - Fear of facing or speaking the truth Soft Blue - Intuitive Black - Long time unforgiveness Brown - Guilt Earth Aura Colors - Love of nature Dirty Grey Overlay - Guardedness Puck's Aura (The traits listed beside the color are the traits this character has. Not all traits of the color are listed.) Deep Red - Realistic, strong will-power, survival-oriented Clear Red - Passionate Dark and Murky Pink - Immature, dishonest nature Orange-Red - Confidence Dark or Muddy Forest Green - Jealousy, resentment, insecurity Brown - Guilt Earth Aura Colors - Love of nature Dirty Grey Overlay - Guardedness Meghan's Aura (The traits listed beside the color are the traits this character has. Not all traits of the color are listed.) Deep Red - Grounded, realistic, strong will-power Bright, Light Pink - Loving, affectionate, purity, compassion Dark and Murky Pink - Immature, dishonest nature Orange-Red - Confidence Light or Pale Yellow - Optimism, hopefulness Clear, Metallic, Shiny, and Bright Gold - Inspired person Soft-Blue - Peacefulness, clarity, intuitive Bright, Royal Blue - Generous, on the right path Bright, Metallic Silver - Nurturing Dark and Muddy Grey - Residues of fear Pastels - Sensitivity and a need for serenity Brown - Guilt Earth Aura Colors - Love of nature Once upon a time, there was an author named Sapphire Wych. She was a very talented author, and she uploaded her amazing stories onto fanfiction.net. She also read other author's stories, and praised them greatly in reviews. But a time came when she found that the others had not updated their stories, and she was greatly upset. Because of that, she created a shovel to hit the other authors with when they did not update. And thus, the great Shovel of Doom was created. One night, an aspiring author went onto Sapphire Wych's profile and found out about this great Shovel of Doom. She decided to create an account on the site, and used Shovel of Doom's name. When she found authors that did not update, she decided to use the Shovel for which her account had been named. She then went onto her profile and wrote this message so that others would have a means for threatening when the time came that they, too, found authors that did not update. Copy and paste this into your profile so you all may have a weapon in time of great need. Your guy side:
Total: 14 Your girl side: You wear lip gloss/chapstick. Total: 8 Ha. I'm a total tomboy. Max and Fang sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G! First came love, them came marriage. Then came a tragic unplanned miscarriage! (Huh?) Then came remorse, then despair, two hearts broken beyond repair! (I thought this was a nursery rhyme o.O) Max left Fang and took the tree! D-I-V-O-R-C-E! (Well... That's different...) A white man said "No coloured people allowed here." And the black man said. "When I was born I was black, when I grew up I was black, when I am sick I am black, when I go out in the sun I am black, when I am cold I am black, when I die I'll be black, but you, you. When you were born you were pink, when you grew up you were white, when you are sick you are green, when you go out in the sun you turn red, when you are cold you are blue, and when you die you'll be purple and you dare to call me coloured?" The black man sat down and the white man walked away. If you're against racism, copy and paste this into your profile. Questions Do you constantly forget what you're saying or about to say, and I mean constantly? (No... What are we talking about again?) Do you talk back to the TV? (Yes, it has a sailor's mouth, so we're having daily sessions.) Have you ever wanted to slap someone? (Nope, punching and kicking is way more effective.) Do you agree that Bella's life is useless without Jacob? (Of Course! Edward is useless with his sparkly skin, we NEED Jacob.) Have you ever missed your mouth while drinking water? (Let's just say I got wet.) Do you have your own little world? (Looptopia is too real!) Do you every talk to yourself? (No I don't! Yes you do! No I don't! Yes you do!) If Walmart keeps lowering prices everyday, why isn't anything free yet? The more work we do, the more we learn. The more we learn, the more we forget. The more we forget, the less we know. So what's the point of learning? Have you ever wished you can go into a book and strangle some characters, for being so dumb? (I mostly want to strangle the author, but I want Max to bang her head, and get it straight that she loves Fang. Fang needs to get it straight that Maya is a wannabe, and he is only attracted to her because she is like Max.) 93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional break down if someone called them a freak. Are you one of the 7 percent that would say, "What was your first clue?" Stuff Can't beat 'em, join 'em, can't join 'em, bribe 'em, can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em, can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em, can't kill 'em, You Screwed. Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and watch as the world tries to figure out how you did it. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone. Paper may beat rock, but cannonball makes a big hole in paper. One way to find out if something works: Push all the buttons. One day your prince will come. Mine? He took a wrong turn, got lost, and was too stuborn to ask for difections. Real girls aren't perfect; perfect girls aren't real. I've got ADD and magic markers: oh, the fun I will have. Note to self: Normal is just a setting on a washing machine. High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted a gruesome on-screen torture. The other was about a guy and a saw. The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. Don't follow in my footsteps. I run in to walls. The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity. Don't try to sell meteorites to dinosaurs. They might get offended. And, you know, eat you. There's "HELL" hello, "GOOD" in goodbye , "LIE" in believe, "OVER" in lover, "END" in friend, "EX" in next , & "IF" in life. Dear 11 year olds on Facebook with 'its complicated' as your relationship statuses, Seriously? What did he do? Steal your animal crackers? Sometimes I pretend not to care what people think, but I always act differently so I don't get judged. It’s not always the guy’s fault. I always see quotes about how guys are the reason for everything... but they forget girls can be just as bad. Guys get hurt just as much as girls do. They may not show it as much as girls, but not every guy is a horrible guy. You’re just looking at the wrong ones. Don’t forget, girls do just as bad things, and they’re also the reason why hearts are broken. SAY NO TO DRUGS! Then again, if you're talking to drugs, you're probably already on drugs. I've never seen a McDonald's or Burger King under Construction. They just pop up. Age 9: Worry about internet people finding me in real life Parents: Did you get home safely? Quotes "I am free of prejudice. I hate everyone equally." W.C. Fields "You can't argue with all of the fools in the world. It's easier to let them have their way, then trick them when they're not paying attention." "We were in a top-secret facility in the middle of the Death Valley, officially called "Freaking Nowhere" on any map, yet he managed to produce marshmallows." Max "Can you giggle while racing for your life and protecting a six-year-old? I can." Max "Let's get out of here. An Ouija board just told me to save the world." Max "Boy, you just can't kill people like you used to." Fang "Love isn't finding the perfect person. It's finding an imperfect person perfectly." "I took a bite of the cookie and chewed."Hmm." I said, trying not to spit crumbs. "Clear with vanilla notes, too-sweet chocolate chips, distinct flavor of brown sugar. A decent cookie, not spectacular. Still, a good cookie, not pretentious." I turned to Fang." What do you think?" "It's fine." Max and Fang "I am a cat." Grimalkin "Oh, we're playing nice now? Shall we have tea first? Brew up a nice pot of kiss-my-ass?” Puck “Ladies and Felines," he stated grandly, grasping the doorknob, "Welcome to Tir Na Nog. Land of endless winter and shitloads of snow." Puck (Oh, Puck. I love how you can be so eloquent with words.) “But ... but what if I hit you?” “Looks like nobody’s home,” Puck said, turning in a slow circle. “Hellooooooooo? Anybody here?” “Hey, princess.” “Ash blinked. "Are you raiding the cellars now, Goodfellow?" “Good idea,” Puck echoed from the back of the cave. “Why don’t you take first watch, prince? You could actually be doing something that doesn’t make me want to gouge my eyes out with a spork.” “Metallic trees. That's new. If you see any steel dryads, be sure to tell me so I can run away screaming." Puck “If you are going to do that, would you mind not jostling the bed so much?' came a sarcastic voice near the head board. 'Perhaps you could roll around on the floor.” Grimalkin “My, aren't we bossy today. Give a girl an army and it goes straight to her head." Puck “Part of me wanted to walk up to him and hug him from behind, and part of me wanted to hurl a snowball at his perfect face to get some kind of reaction.” Meghan “I want her to be happy, and she's most happy with you. Maybe this will make up for... past mistakes." He shook his head and returned to his normal idiocy. "So, either you say, 'Sure, I'd love to have you along,' or you have a big bird dropping things on your head the whole trip.” Puck (I thought he said that that Ash would have big bird droppings on his head the whole trip, not big bird dropping things xD) “A soft noise, almost a sob. Ash rose, hesitated, as if fighting the compulsion to obey. "I will always be your knight, Meghan Chase," he whispered in a strained voice, as if every moment he remained was painful to him. "And I swear, if there is a way for us to be together, I will find it. No matter how long it takes. If I have to chase your soul to the ends of eternity, I won't stop until I find you, I promise." “Me? Die? Didn't they tell you, princess? I'm Robin Goodfellow.” Puck “She pulled up Ash's shirt, revealing a layer of gauze that was just beginning to seep blood onto the mattress. "At least the bandaging was done properly," she mused. "Very nice, clean work. Your handiwork, I presume, Goodfellow?" “Knock, knock!" he called in a high, singsong voice. “Good idea,” Puck echoed from the back of the cave. “Why don’t you take first watch, prince? You could actually be doing something that doesn’t make me want to gouge my eyes out with a spork.” “Goodfellow?” Glitch stared at Puck nervously. “Robin Goodfellow?” “Oh, look at that, he’s heard of me. My fame grows.” Puck snorted and leaped off the roof. In midair, he became a giant black raven, who swooped toward us with a raucous cry before dropping into the circle as Puck in an explosion of feathers. “Ta-daaaaaaaaaa.” Puck “Hi, Princess. Sorry I'm late. Traffic was a bitch." He winked at me, then shot a glance at the winter sidhe, standing in the doorway. "Hey, Shard." He waved. "Nice place you've got here. I'll have to remember it, so I can give it the special 'Puck touch'." Puck “What if I take you apart and turn you into a toaster oven, how would you like that tin can?” Puck and Iron Horse “It's not everyday I get to tell someone I was attacked by a pair of flying reading glasses. Ow" Puck “Crazy Ash just doesn't have the same ring as Don't-bother-me-or-I'll-kill-you Ash.” Puck “Geez, you guys. I know I'm popular and all, but seriously, you're a bit too co-dependent for me. I'm going to need you to step away from my personal bubble." A wispy vine-woman curled ivy tendrils around his arm, and he sliced through them with his dagger. "No! Bad Wraith! No touchie!” Puck “Well, don't worry about it too much, princess. Let ice-boy cool off for the night and then try to talk to him tomorrow. He wont stay angry with you too long, I bet. Ash isn't one to hold a grudge. '' “Time to switch to decaf, princess. If you're going to shriek at every bogey that jumps out and says 'boo', you'll be exhausted before we reach the edge of the woods. Puck” “Grimalkin yawned and licked his whiskers. 'Not dead,' he replied. 'Hardly dead. But she changed her name and appearance so many times, even the oldest fey would hardly remember her. She likes to keep a low profile, you know.' Puck frowned, knitting his bows together. 'Then how is it you remember her?' he demanded, sounding indignant. 'I am a cat,' purred Grimalkin.” Puck and Grim (Jeez, it almost sounds like they're talking about Ira o.o) “I’m going to kill you one day,” I told him as we hurried after Grimalkin, back into the swampy marshland. It was not an idle threat. “I learned long ago that you don't get in the middle of a lover's spat. Nothing EVER goes as planned - People fall in love with the wrong person, someone ends up with a donkey head and then its a whole big mess. Puck” “I was allergic to myself! How pathetic was that?” Meghan “Wow, icy reception here. And to think I came back from the dead for this." Puck” “It’s not that I don't trust the guy, but…no, wait--that's exactly the reason.” Puck “Bad kitty!" he screeched, snarling and baring his fangs at Grimalkin, who yawned and turned away to groom his tail. "Evil, evil, sneaky kitty! Bite your head off in your sleep, I will! Hang you by your toes and set you on fire! Burn, Burn!" Razor” You know you're obsessed with the Iron Fey when: 1. You talk to your cat, hoping they may be Grim. 2. You look all through your closet, absolutely sure you'll find a trod to the NeverNever in the back. 3. You call out "Ash!" whenever you see a boy/teen with longer, black hair. 4. You look to the side and ask Puck for a good prank idea. 5. You become completely terrified by any metals, certain they'll either kill or severely injure you. 6. You believe that if you go swimming in a lake, you'll be eaten by kelpies. 7. You call out "Leanansidhe" and then ask her to give you inspiration. 8. You're certain that some fruits will get you drunk. 9. You cower in fear when there's a sudden gust of cold wind, believing that it was from a mad Winter faerie. 10. You sit on a river bank and wait to hear a nixie's siren song. 11. You show a club bouncer your library card, thinking that your belief was strong enough to trick him. 12. You say "Beau! Meghan and Ash must be near!" whenever you see a loose German Shepard. Most Annoying Things To Do In An Elevator Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on. Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?" Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment. Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!" Swat at flies that don't exist. Tell people that you can see their aura. Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on". Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!" Put police tape in front of the door before entering. Fart loudly when there are only two of you in the elevator. Argue vehemently that it wasn't you. Hold an auction. Do the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator door. Upon arrival, sigh and look greatly relieved. Ask every passenger coming if you can borrow a tampon. Especially effective if victim is male. Even more effective if you yourself are male. Place potted plants and water fountains at strategic locations in the lift. When people ask what you are doing, tell them you "won't ride an elevator that's not fung shwei." Greet everyone getting on with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral". When you brush past someone, whisper "Was it good for you too?" Have a heated debate with yourself. Bring a melon onto the elevator. Try to sell it to the other passengers. Drum on every available surface. Write a big X on the elevator floor, and hand out "pirate" maps to everyone as they enter. Give psychotherapy to the other passengers. Greet everyone coming on as if they were your best friend. Use the same name for all of them. Say "ring ring," then pull a banana out of your pocket and start talking into it. Propose to the other passengers. Challenge people to duels. Bring a large pile of ice. Build an igloo on the floor. Come on looking really scared, and say to another passenger..."I'm kinda nervous... this is my first time flying..." Any time someone enters the doors, recoil in horror. Stick your tongue out. Act like it's a cigarette, and ask someone for a lighter. Pitch a tent on the floor, and "camp out" for the weekend. Play "I've got your nose" with the other passengers. Shout "Food fight!" Every time someone else talks, angrily shout: "Some people are trying to sleep here!" When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. Lick one of the buttons. Tell the other passengers you're sick and tired of people stealing your food the second you turn your back. Bring a snowboard onto the elevator. Put it on. Every time the lift goes up or down, shout "WOO-YEAH! This is what I call sick air!" Make sushi. Shave. Every time the elevator goes down, loudly scream "OH MY GOD!! We're all gonna die! This is it! This is it! It's over! IT'S OVER!" Look relieved when it stops moving. When you begin to drop again, repeat. Ask the other passengers if they want to see your glass clown collection. Practice your kung fu. Ask everyone on the elevator: "Are you my mother?" Fly a model airplane. Play the accordion Enter the elevator with nothing on your head. Individually ask everyone if they like your hat. Bring a rocking chair. Sit and knit. Recite gangsta rap lyrics in monotone. Enter with a shovel, and attempt to "dig for treasure." Read "Green Eggs and Ham" at the top of your lungs. Sound out every word Find the Guy Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead who keeps your picture in his wallet, who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants, who holds your hand in front of all his friends, who thinks your beautiful without makeup one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how he is lucky to have you THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER. Raise your hand if you think The Guy is Robin Goodfellow. Commandments of a teenager 1. Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. (Why wait that long?) 2. Thou shall not steal from K-Mart. (Wal-Mart has a bigger selection.) 3. Thou shall not get arrested for vandalism. (Destruction has a bigger effect.) 4. Thou shall not steal from your parents. (Everyone knows Grandma has more money.) 5. Thou shall not get into fights. (Just start them.) 6. Thou shall not skip class. (Just skip the whole day.) 7. Thou shall not help old ladies across the street. (Just leave them in the middle.) Sad story A girl and a guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle. Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No this is fun. Girl: No it's not. Please I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug. Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized the break wasn't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he got her to hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. To end my profile on a happier note... I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't Paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you! If you agree copy and paste this on your profile and add your name to the list: pucky-ucky-wucky-bucky, Bigtimebooks, Bookworm BFFS, Blonde to the Brain, Queen of Air and Darkness, naynay1130, The Girl Who Fakes Her Smiles ºø„ºø„„øº„øº ºø„MAXIMUM RIDE„øº „øº ROCKS! ºø„ „øº„øººø„ºø ºø„ºø„„øº„øº ºø„THE IRON FEY„øº „øºROCKs! ºø„ „øº„øººø„ºø ºø„ºø„„øº„øº ºø„REVIEWERS„øº „øºROCK!ºø„ „øº„øººø„ºø Whoosh! Like a Ninja | |||||
1. Love and Respect » reviewsEbony was just a shell before Mab's slip of a tongue that allowed her freedom from the Unseelie Court. She took advantage of the mistake and left. She is no longer Ebonia of the Winter Court. She is Ira of whatever she wants. Or whatever she is forced into which just might be the Iron Court. Mid-Iron KnightIron Fey Series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,375 - Reviews: 52 - Updated: 5-12-13 - Published: 8-28-12 - Puck2. 101 Oneshots » reviewsMax used to have so many reasons running through her head about why she and Fang weren't meant for each other. She thought of them at random places and at random times. Whenever or wherever, Fang had an answer. Based off of NeonSyzygy's 101 Reasons. DISCONTINUEDMaximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,648 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 2-17-13 - Published: 8-30-12 - Max & Fang3. Mood Ring reviewsAngel and Nudge are sick and tired of Max running away from Fang whenever the thought of a relationship between them comes up. So, they've come up with a plan to finally get them together. The plan involves a mood ring. A Faxy oneshot with a cup of NiggyMaximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,511 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-29-12 - Fang & Max - Complete
