StanCraig, TokenTweek, KyleKenny, PipDamien, CraigClyde, RedAnnie, MoleGregory, JimboNed, GaryStan, ButtersDougie, StanToken, TweekCraig, ChoksondikMackey, LexusButters, StuartGerald, WendyBebe... and many more. 28 drabbles in all.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,764 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 7-10-10 - Published: 2-19-07 - Complete
Cartman is in a predicament. Does he brag about getting a little somethin' somethin', or conceal it because she's a dirty hippie? And why isn't his cocaine ring turning a profit? Most importantly, who keeps shrinking his pants? xover, crack, CartmanWendy
South Park - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,850 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 10-5-07 - Published: 8-4-07 - Eric Cartman
Kenny McCormick, 22. Drop out, drug addict, deadbeat father... and prophet, unless the angels are pulling his leg. Wouldn't be the first time. Now the Church's got an assassin after him, Cartman's on another power trip, and Uriel won't stop freeloading.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,270 - Reviews: 71 - Updated: 9-8-07 - Published: 3-14-07 - Kenny M.
[Based on episode 616] Cartman returns to the future, an obese car repairman instead of a wealthy CEO of his own time travel company, and becomes obsessed with fixing the life he so spectacularly screwed up.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,565 - Reviews: 95 - Updated: 11-27-06 - Published: 7-27-06 - Eric Cartman & Wendy Testaburger - Complete
In which there is a dance, but very little dancing. Everyone is scared of Wendy, everyone loves Cartman, Stan is very much gay, Kyle is very much not gay, and Kenny very much wishes he were gay. Het, slash, and wannabe slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,381 - Reviews: 128 - Updated: 7-4-06 - Published: 6-25-06 - Eric Cartman & Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Eric'll do anything to win Wendy's heart. Even if it means helping Kyle, convincing Stan he's gay, becoming Bebe's slave, and listening to Kenny talk about his feelings. He might even succeed, too, if the Cartmans and Charlie Mansion don't screw it up.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,435 - Reviews: 83 - Updated: 6-24-06 - Published: 6-10-06 - Eric Cartman & Wendy Testaburger - Complete
The receptionist took one look at them and asked, "Groom running away with the best man?" Kyle sputtered a negative, but Stan asked curiously, "Does that happen often?" She shrugged. "About as often as you'd think."
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 74 - Published: 5-4-06 - Stan M. & Kyle B. - Complete
Stan and Wendy are dating each other, except when they aren't, Cartman devises several cunning schemes to make Kyle date him, and Kyle dates his hand and considers himself the best off. Oh, and Kenny is dead. But only every now and then.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,078 - Reviews: 57 - Published: 4-20-06 - Eric Cartman & Kyle B. - Complete
[Kenny centric] By the fourth time he'd died, the novelty had worn off. If this was all some joke, it was obviously being pulled off by someone who was both easily amused and had way too much time on his hands.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 9-4-05 - Kenny M. - Complete
Harry Potter x Inuyasha crossover. In his quest to teach his students about foreign magical creatures, Hagrid has a demon shipped over from Japan. A poisonous, arrogant, illtempered one. Hilarity and mass murder ensue.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,952 - Reviews: 297 - Published: 2-12-05 - Rubeus H. & Sesshomaru - Complete