|Mr. Blu-All Will Be Well|
Poll: Should I bring Arcee back to life just to have Shockwave put her in a lifelong coma and then take off Magna's arm(Or any other body part;If so, please list in review)? Vote Now!
Author has written 49 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, Halo, Farscape, Bionicle, X-overs, Rise of the Guardians, Marvel, Nightmare Before Christmas, StarCraft, Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, Green Lantern: The Animated Series, Pirates of the Caribbean, Star Wars, Hotel Transylvania, Call of Duty, Thor, and Green Lantern.
Hello Dere. I'm Misder Blu.
Davy Jones: UNLEASH THE KRAKEN!
Starscream:Imagine my horror, just sitting there, minding my own buisness when my ARM JUST FALLS OFF!!.
(TFP) Fuck Yaoi! Or slash or whatever the hell it is! Also, to all you idiots who think mechpreg is possible, WRONG! It's just like saying a human male could get pregnant, you dumbasses!
Sorry, but all of that is TRUE.
Starscream and Arcee
Ratchet and Airachnid
Con on Con
Breakdown and Airachnid
Bot on Bot
Arcee and Ratchet
Scorpius and Aeryn(crack)
Zhaan and D'argo
Rise of the Guardians
Jack and Tooth
Tooth and Pitch(crack)
If you broke your heart when your favorite one died...
... and cheered like Hell itself had fallen when they returned to life...
... Post this, fellow Transfan, and know that we are more than meets the eye.
Here are some more quotes:
You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat!" Patches O'houlahan, Dodgeball: a true underdog story.
Damn, I'm good," Sideswipe, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.
B is for the blue and orange Decepticon, that is adored by fangirls and boys alike.
R is for really awesome hammer, because nobody can hear the phrase “Hammer Time” without thinking of you.
E is for Energon, yours, which was spilt by the servos of Arachnid.
A is for Arch-Nemesis, the Wrecker Bulkhead that you hated so much.
K is for Knockout, your bestest bud ever.
D is for Dues Ex Machina, the episode where you kicked Bulkhead's butt.
O is for optic, the one that you lost at the hands of M.E.CH., which made you more attractive.
W is for wicked sweet, because even the way you got killed was awesome.
N is for never, which is the time when we will forget you.
WARNING!! 25 SIGNS OF A RABID TRANSFORMERS FANGIRL!!
1. Can know what is happening in the movie by the background music. (In Prime, totally! And the movies!)
2. Can tell you the past of at least two Autobots and one Decepticon in detail (If we're talking about Prime verse than yah! I can name all of them!)
3. Always has tabs on the best Autobot/Decepticon fanfiction, wallpaper and other such things (I dont have a wallpaper that isnt transformer related._.)
4. Gets into accidents on the off chance Ratchet might pick them up. (For some strange reason I don't think my insurence agent would be happy with that...)
5. Whenever they leaves home yells ROLL OUT!! (I tend to do it in my head so nobody thinks I'm crazy!)
6. Will stare out their car window as a Camaro, Peterbuilt Semi, Pontiac Solstice, GMC Topkick, or Hummer drives by. (And bang on the buses window and procede to tell the entire bus who that looks like...)
7. Blames all power outages on Blackout. (Oh I KNOW that he's responsible. Torando my butt!)
8. Wishes that her phone was an Autobot and would name it after a fallen Autobot. (I have a Transformers ringtone on mines! It sounds like it's transforming!)
9. Has used movie quotes to finish her sentences. (I hate this math assignment...but fate rarely calls apon us in a moment of our choosing.)
10. Throws wrenches like a certain Autobot medic. (I dont have a wrench... But I'll throw my cat instead! KIDDING!)
11. Makes refrences to Transformers in every school subject. (Note-Biology teachers dont apreciate if u replace the word heart with spark.)
12. Wishes that Wheeljack could help blow up some certain places. (Yeah, like my school so I can hang out with the bots everyday!)
13. Immediately snaps awake from sleep when someone says something about Transformers. (It's embaressing how big my eyes get.)
14. Sings the Transformers theme in the shower, on the way to school, and on the way home. (Almost everyday!)
15. Gives their friends labels as some of the Autobots. (My best friend is Arcee.)
16. Gives their enemies labels as some of the Decepticons. (My PE teacher is Megatron!)
17. Wishes they could use a double plasma cannon. (I WANT ONE!)
18. Has posters of their favorite Transformers. (Planning to put pictures all over my room soon so I don't need to paint it. Screamer's gonna be everywhere!)
19. Reads wayyyyyyyyyyyy too many fan-fictions about these guys. (And puts wayyyyyy to much crap on her profile about them.)
20. Has their username having to deal with Transformers. (Starscreamfan10100 forever baby!!!)
21. Listens to a song and then immediately thinks of a Transformer (Totally!)
22. Notices every vehicle that even remotely looks like a Transformer. (You cant call yourself a fangirl if you dont do this.)
23. Hides from police cars because they remind them of Barricade. (Or goes up and hugs them...)
24. Acts and pretends to be a Transformer constantly. (What do you mean? I AM a transformer!!!)
25. Thinks every electronic device they own is a Transformer (My computer is a Decepticon...I SWEAR)
TRANSFORMERS COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!
List ten of your favorite Transformers characters (OCs count)
(i ONLY DID THIS ONE FOR SOME UNKNOW REASON...XD)
1 comes in and tells you he got 2 pregnant. Oh wow. Their kid is gonna be EPIC! Good work, Screamer! I thought I heard screaming(runs before Starscream catches me).
WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER?
STARSCREAM!!!!! (Goes and glomps him!)
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU MET YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER?
Hmmmm... Ask him a million questions then ask if I could help him on his quest to kill Megatron to become leader, then serve him for the rest of my life! I will always be faithful to him!
WHAT WOULD YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER DO IF HE/SHE MET YOU?
Stomp on me.
WHAT MUSIC DOES HE/SHE LISTEN TO?
Hmmmm... That's a hard one, maybe something evil sounding, but maybe something calm as well...?
DO YOU HAVE AN OC?
WHAT WOULD YOUR OC DO IF HE/SHE MET YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER?
Say 'Hi dad!'
WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE AUTOBOT?
Fave Autobot? I have a couple. Most fave would be Arcee.
WHAT CRAZY THING COULD YOU IMAGINE HE/SHE DOING?
Mutating into an Insecticon.
WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE DECEPTICON?
WHAT CRAZY THING COULD YOU IMAGINE HE/SHE DOING?
WHAT WOULD YOUR FAVORITE AUTOBOT AND DECEPTICON DO IF THEY MET EACH OTHER?
WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE AUTOBOT?
WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE DECEPTICON?
Man I dunno! Theyre all(Exept Megatron) unbelievably EPIC! This is a stupid question.
IF YOU COULD MARRY YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER, HOW MANY KIDS WOULD YOU HAVE?
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMERS PAIRING?
I have several. Here are some - StarscreamXArcee, RatchetXAirachnid, JackXAirachnid (Don't know why with the last one... but she's TOTALLY helm over pedes forhim...)
HAVE YOU EVER CALLED A TRANSFORMER HOT?
I have called both Arcee and Airachnid that.
IF YOU COULD TRANSFORM INTO A CAR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
I hate cars.Something airborne or a motorcycle.
WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE FEMALE AUTOBOT?
Arcee. She is the BOMB! Yeah! Girl power!
WHAT SIDE WOULD YOU JOIN?
Decepticons. But I might go neutral with Starscream!
Real name: Lazarus Blu.
Current obsessions:Transformers Prime and Age of Mythology.
You know you are obsessed with Transformers when...
1) You know exactly what the characters are going to say before they say it.
2) When you watch the movie with your friends, you pick characters and act like them.
3) When you see a picture of your favourite characters you start screaming.
4) Your friends are scared of you because of your obsession.
5) People call you weird because you talk about it all the time.
6) You have seen the first movie 10 times or more.
7) Even though you have seen the movie before, you are still amazed when the robots transform.
8) You scream when you see a car( or jet or copter) that looks like one of the transformers.
9) You are that your first car transforms into a super cool Autobot like Bumblebee.
Top 10 Favorite TFP characters in order:
A little Green Lantern poem...
My will is given to me by Ion, my fear by Parallax.
My rage is given to me by The Butcher, my love by The Predator.
My hope is given to me by Adara, my greed by Ophidian.
My compassion is given to me by Proselyte, my pride by Zakeel.
My confidence is given to me by Digitryum, my relief by Kannan.
My sorrow is given to me by Clastrophyte, my happiness by The Savior.
My spite is given to me by The Reaper...
My death by Nekron.
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