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My name is Nicole, though i go by Niki, I'm thirteen and am in middle school. If I write a story please go easy on me, i've written stories though they've never been put up on fanfiction.
Girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you believe abortion is wrong post this on ur profile
Copy and past to your profile. But, Bold the ones that apply to you:
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I HAVE GAY FRIENDS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.
I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.
I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I like READING, so I MUST be a Loner.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I like to READ, so I MUST do nothing except read.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST like to talk about crushes, dolls, not getting my clothes dirty, and parties.
I don't STUDY much but still get GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be cheating.
I don't think VEGETARIANISM makes sense, so I MUST think all vegetarians are hippies.
I'm easily ANNOYED, so I MUST be bratty.
I LISTEN TO ROCK MUSIC, so I MUST be a rebel.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST love cute/fuzzy animals.
I grew up with a SMOKER/ALCOHOLIC/DRUG ADDICT, therefore I MUST be one myself.
I have a lot of MONEY so I MUST be a stuck up snob
I don't like any of the GUYS AT MY SCHOOL so I MUST have unrealistic standards
I'm BLOND so I MUST be a ditzy whore
I DON'T CARE what other people think so I MUST be a freak
I dyed my hair so I MUST be unhappy with my appearence
I wear a lot of makeup so I MUST be a whore
I think a lot of guys are hot so I MUST be a slut
I'm flat chested so I MUST look like a little kid
I have a DECENT FIGURE so I MUST show it off like a whore
I'll PUNCH someone for messing with me so I MUST be a violent physco
I’m that girl.
The girl who hates dances and sport games. When I do go, I end up in the corner with a book.
The girl who makes your girlfriend jealous even though I am only your best friend.
The girl who is pretty but thinks she isn’t.
The girl who isn’t a size four and doesn’t eat healthy.
The girl who has never been asked out even though everyone else around me has had dozens of boy/girlfriends.
The girl who dreams about her book getting published or graduating college with honors while everyone else is dreaming of their wedding day.
The girl who seems to have no fears even though she ran crying to her room after a bitch called her a bitch
The girl who doesn’t care that she has acne from getting stressed too much or doesn’t need a guy to complete her.
The girl that people look through when I say something.
The girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.
The girl that people call weird, a nerd, and a freak either behind my back or to my face.
The girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone.
The girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.
The girl who has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Greek Mythology, who can express herself better with words than without words, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and Paste this onto your account if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.
DON'T READ THIS!!
This is a true story.A girl died in 1933.A man buried her while she was still alive.Tha murderer chanted "Toma Sota Balcu".Now that you have read the chant, you will meet the little girl.In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling.She will suffocate you like she was suffocated.If you post this on your profile she will not bother you.Your kindness will be rewarded.
The 6 Truths of Life
1. You can't lick all your teeth with your tongue
2.You just tried to do the above
3.The first one is a lie
4.You're smiling right now because you're realizing you're an idiot
5.You are going to post this on your page for some other sucker to read it
6.You're smiling like an idiot right now
1.When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2.Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3.Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4.Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5.Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
6.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7.Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8.Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
9.Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10.Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
11.Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12.Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13.Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14.When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
15.Swat at flies that don't exist.
16.Tell people that you can see their aura.
17.Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.
18.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
19.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
20.Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
21.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
22.Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
23.Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25.Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
26.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird isgood. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
A True Boyfriend:
When she walks away from you mad
When she stare's at your mouth
When she pushes you or hit's you
When she start's cussing at you
When she's quiet
When she ignore's you
When she pull's away
When you see her at her worst
When you see her start crying
When you see her walking
When she's scared
When she lay's her head on your shoulder
When she steal's your favorite hat
When she tease's you
When she doesnt answer for a long time
When she look's at you with doubt
When she say's that she like's you
When she grab's at your hands
When she bump's into you
When she tell's you a secret
When she looks at you in your eyes
When she misses you
When you break her heart
When she says its over
When she repost this bulletin
Repost so the one you love will;
Oh so cute! Bunny!
Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination, and
If you have ever had the Edward/Jacob argument with someone, copy this to your profile.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.
If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.
If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading Twilight and/or New Moon and/or Eclipse, copy and pastes this onto your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever had a really (and I mean really) obvious revelation, such as "my gosh, I get it, it's called fall, because the leaves fall from the trees!" copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile! (HELL YEA!!)
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (All the time)
If you think Bella is out of her mind for saying no to Edward's proposal in New Moon and you want to hit her hard upside the head with a blunt axe, copy and paste this into your profile.
If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.
I think people should read this if they HATE child abusing. If you HATE child abusing like me copy and paste this to your profile.--> THIS IS HORRIBLE!!! POOR KIDS.
My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
Well, that's all I have. I really like the poem!! I know it's on basically everyone profile, but child abuse is a real and important issue! Children are hurt, even killed, and WE can stop this! If you support the end of child abuse and want to do something about it post this on you're profile and show all of your friends! I COPIED AND PASTED THAT PART. child killers should be put to rest. in the opposite of Heaven. they're poops.
'm The Kind of Girl who would...
I'm the kind of girl who would rather act stupid than smart.
I'm the kind of girl who would burst out laughing in a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
I'm the kind of girl who would get fired at the M&M's company for throwing out the w's.
I'm the kind of girl who would rather love a guy from a book than in real life.
I'm the kind of girl who gets drunk off soda and loves every minute of it.
If you are also this type of gal paste this into your profile :)
'At age 8, your mom buys you an ice cream. You thanked her by dripping
When you were 9 years old, she paid for piano lessons. You thanked her
When you were 10 years old she drove you all day, from soccer to
When you were 11 years old, she took you and your friends to
When you were 12 years old, she warned you not to watch
When you were 13, she suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
When you were 14, she paid for a month away at summer camp.
When you were 15, she came home from work, looking for a hug.
When you were 16, she taught you how to drive her car. You
When you were 17, she was expecting an important call.
You thanked herby being on the phone all night.
When you were 18, she cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
When you were 19, she paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
When you were 25, she helped to pay for your wedding, and she told you
When you were 50, she fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You
And then, one day, she quietly died. And everything you never did came
If you love your mom, post this on your profile. Make sure you always tell the people you love them when you have the chance, the could be here one mintue and gone the next. That is my worst nightmare, that she will die and I won't get to say I love you.
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
This is a true story:
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrust the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
(add this to your profile if your against child abuse)
Do you ever think of how lucky you are to have parents who love and adore you, if you don't think again this story this little girl could have your parents and be alive and happy while you have hers you never know how lucky you are so if your that person who doesn't appreciate their parents take a good look you could have these parents.
-respect should be given
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