Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your ass off.

DEATH, D00M, AND DESTRUCTION TO YOU ALL! ...eh, kidding. Don't run away!

Hey peeps, I'm Shadow Dragon Boss, but you can call me SDB as well. Whatever.

Online name(s): Shadow Dragon Boss, Rabid Clarinet, Dork Box

Real Name: ...Well wouldn't you like to know!

Age: I'm 15. No wait,16! No, I think I'm 17 now...(counts fingers) yes, 17!

Yes, I'm very math-challenged. Why do you ask?

Wait, hold the phone guys, apparently I am 18 years old now. Amazing how time flies by, isn't it?

Gender: Why don't you try and take a guess at it?

Location: So, where do I live? In freeze your ass off Canada, inside of an igloo of course! (Yes I can plug my computer into the igloo. Amazing how technology works these days, eh?)

Hobbies: Drawing, reading, writing stories (No duh. Why do you think I have a fanfiction.net account?), downhill skiing, doing stuff on the computer, looking at porn...i'm kidding, doing insane crap like selling souls on the side of the road, and anime/manga. Yes, me likey anime and manga very much.

Websites: My websites of d00m...are currently unavailabe as I am too ashamed to post them here anymore. (They really do suck.) Maybe I'll post them back up when they're re-done and improved.

Other useless info: I've been on here since mid 2003 at the height of my crazy Hamtaro obsession, thus resulting in myself writing lots of crazy and ridiculously silly Hamtaro fanfiction. Other than Hamtaro, I basically like to write humor/parody fanfiction for some anime and/or books of my interests. I'm currently pretty inactive on here, writing and reading-wise, but I come on every now and then to read fanfiction and update my own fanfiction. I was a short while ago very obsessed with Naruto (both anime and manga versions of it). I loved it lots, so until a few months ago, I mainly read and wrote Naruto fanfiction. Me likey-ed Naruto a little too much. (Don't ask why I are using bad grammar like that. Me likey using bad grammar, so there.)

My Deviant Art: http://shadowdragonboss.deviantart.com/ Look at my art. Comment on it. It will me happy long time. :D

So what am I like? As you can tell so far, I do have a bit of a quirky, odd side to me. Ok, maybe a very odd side. You decide. I'm probably not your average person, and that's about all I'm going to say about myself. Maybe you'll get more of a grasp on my personality by reading this profile.

Here be my anime/manga interests

Anime Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei, Naruto, Hamtaro, Death Note, Fullmetal Alchemist, Trigun, Slayers, Steamboy, Hikaru no Go, Kodocha, Ginga Nagareboshi Gin(Silver Fang/Hopeanuoli), Ginga Densetsu Weed, Escaflowne, Gundam Wing, Excel Saga, Spirited Away.

Manga
Death Note, Naruto, Hikaru no Go, High School Girls, La Corda D'oro, Baby & Me, Ginga Legend Weed, Kodocha, Marmalade Boy.

Here be my stories I've done:

The Legendary Hamham Warriors (Hamtaro)
The first fanfic I've ever written. Surprisingly, it's not a humor/parody fanfic like all my other fanfics are. What can I say, it's cheesy and a bit, scratch that, VERY ridiculous for an attempt at a serious story.

Hamham Switcheroo! (Hamtaro)
My second fanfic. The hamhams' personalities get switched around. Simple plot, short story.

The Hamhams Meet Inu Yasha and Friends. (InuYasha/Hamtaro crossover)
A stupid parody fanfic on what it would be like if the characters of those two animes did happen to meet up with each other. Very out of character. The fanfic has many glitches in it and is missing parts of it, so the story might not make sense at some parts.

Why Sesshomaru Carries that Piece of Fluff with Him (Inu Yasha)
My first (and only) Inu Yasha fanfic. My friend and I had our own stupid theory of why Sesshomaru carries that hunk of fluff wherever he goes. (I refuse to believe that it's his tail. It's not even attached to his butt!) It was meant to be a one shot, but then I wrote 2 more chapters for some stupid reason. (Read chapter 1 and just pretend that chapters 2 and 3 aren't there!._. )

The Hamhams at Little Hamham Daycare (Hamtaro)
Probably one of my better (Hamtaro) stories. The hamhams are little and they go to daycare together and have messed up and insane adventures. Yes, I know they didn't actually know each other when they were little, but this is a humor/parody fanfic, so it doesn't matter. It's fanfiction folks. The sky's the limit!

Hamham Chistmas Play (Hamtaro)
A Christmas fanfic where the hamhams throw a X-mas play. I tried to make it funny, but it didn't get many hits or reviews. Ah well.

Hamham Commercial Spoofs (Hamtaro)
Basically the hamhams are in commercials and they all go wrong. It's a spoof on annoying commercials like Sylvan Learning Centre, Philsbury Doughboy cookies, etc; Surprisingly my most successful Hamtaro fanfic I've written. Grammar errors are now fixed.

Harry Potter Goes Trick or Treating (Harry Potter)
It was a pretty stupid idea to write this. I thought it was funny at first, but now that I look back on it, it's pretty bad. I worked too hard on this fanfic to delete it though, so it'll remain up on here.

Draco's Party (Harry Potter)
One of my more successful fanfics, despite the stupidness of it. Took me 2 years to get the whole thing written and up on here. Draco throws a party when he gets bored one summer. Insanity ensues. That's pretty much it. :/

Konoha Pet Show (Naruto)
Obito, Kakashi, and Rin enter their pets into a pet show. Oh-noes

Konoha Campers (Naruto)
First Naruto fanfic I wrote, but not the first to be posted up here. Most successful story so far. (Hit-wise and review-wise) Basically, Team 7 goes camping.

Konoha Carolers (Naruto)
First Naruto fanfic I posted on here. Team 7 goes X-mas caroling.

Har har! Those were just summaries of my fanfics, fools. You'll have to work harder than that and get that lazy finger of yours to scroll down more to actually read them. (Now what was the point of writing all those stupid commentaries/summaries you ask? I was bored and I needed something to blab on about, that's what.)

Here be my current stories I'm working my butt off on. (Stories in Progress/Incomplete Stories)

Team Yondaime and the Dysfunctional Camping Trip:
(Originally named Konoha Campers: Team Yondaime) Similar idea and concept to Konoha Campers except with Team Yondaime instead. (Obito, Kakashi, Rin, and the almighty Yondaime-sensei.) It won't be completely the same as Konoha Campers as lots of different stuff will happen. Next chapter up in about a week. (But knowing me, probably 2 or 3 weeks.)

Hamham Commercial Spoofs: This is just a story that I update at random. Techinically, it has no definite end.
New chapter may come in the future. Highly unlikely though.

Harry Potter and Friends go Trick or Treating: I'm sorry I ever started that fanfic. I doubt that I'll ever get it done. I worked too hard on it to delete off of here though.

Below are my insane stories that you can actually click on, unlike the ones I was talking about further above, so...read them now, fools!

Heh heh...

~ Shadow Dragon Boss, the sarbid nuclear ninja hamham