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I started visiting fanfiction.net as a wee child- 12 years old. It has been five years. I hope my writing has improved somewhat. I suppose all writers go through a crap ideas, OOC and Mary Sue phase. Expect better quality in the future, my dear reader(s?).

Explanation of my Oddness (AKA: Dictionary of Nosilla-isms):

Nosilla- My user name, which is my birth name, backwards. I used to giggle at it being a little 'secret', but I was also 12.
Companion- a story that shares similar characters with another story. Companions do not depend on each other to make sense.

Current Works:

Not The Twilight Zone: Complete. I wrote this in the eighth grade for an English assignment. I made a few edits and put it up here just to see if anyone would like it. Looking back there are a few very obvious edits I should have made, but I think I'll leave it in eighth grade condition for memory's sake. If anyone wants an updated version, just ask. Thanks to the four people that reviewed; I love you all.

Coming Attractions:

Holey Holes: I started writing this at the age of 12. This one I am going to rewrite, because it is just such horrible crap that it makes my eyes burn. I just deleted it so... yeah. It shall make a comeback eventually. Camp Blue Lake is closed down, leaving the juvenile deliquent girls to go to CGL. "Holy-" "Holes. We are completely surrounded by holes."

Still Untitled: A companion to relytA's Untitled. What happens when my friends and I (plus Victoria) go to Camp Green Lake? Chaos, of course. Fun chaos. And insanity. “But it’s my phone!” "Don't worry Victoria; as soon as you promise to sleep with him, he'll give it right back."

¿Qué Quiere Decir Dig?: Magnet is having a hard time adjusting to Camp Green Lake. "I don't speak Mexican or whatever." I almost fell over. I wasn't Mexican, and even the most retarded bigots knew that Mexicans speak Spanish.

Energizer Bunny: The Warden's niece comes for a visit. No fluff or romance. For some reason, no one believed she didn't have ADHD or a serious drug problem. She wondered why as she munched on cookies at 3 am.

Harry Potter and the Lost Prophesy: Another prophesy with hidden meanings... some odd humor... and "Someone get this raving French lunatic some Draught of Peace!"

That Girl with the Purple Hair: A Marauders Era fic. Aly glared at Sirius. "I don't like you; you don't like like me. However, it is fairly obvious that our best friends like each other. Are you going to help get them together or not?" JP/LE

That Professor With The Rollerskates: A companion to That Girl with the Purple Hair. The Marauders are all grown up... or are they? "Professors!" McGonagal yelled. Professors Snape and Aldridge stood up from their pile on the floor guiltily. "Why are you demonstrating muggle dueling for the students?"

Fun Stuff:

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