"That young man has killed so many patients he just may be a government operative." - Dr. Cox on Scrubs

"Buttons aren't toys." - Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

"If something seems too good to be true it's best to shoot it just in case." - Fiona on Burn Notice

Only after you accept that you’re going to die will you be able to move past it. It helps you to focus on what’s important and what only seems important. When you accept death, then you can learn how to exercise what little control we have over when or how death comes.

"Oh, shit you're not preggers are you?" - Hank Moody on Californication