Hey there! This is my account and I have a few stories out! In case you couldn't tell by my profile picture, I am absolutely IN LOVE with the Troublesome Triplets aka Cilan, Cress, and Chili! Cress is adorable, Cilan is sweet, and Chili is smokin' hot! Sorry if you don't agree with the order but if you don't agree with the labels, you're screwy! Heeheeheehee just kidding. I think N's pretty sexy too...

So, my shipping list is flexible with Chili and Gary but otherwise I'm pretty firm on them. So, that said, MY SHIP LIST!!!! teeheehhe, Caps Lock...

AshXMisty (pokeshipping): Yes, I am one hundred percent ALWAYS for Pokeshipping. Come on, they named this ship after the base of the ENTIRE FLIPPIN' FANDOM OF POKEMON. How could anyone not like it? SO CUDDLY!

MayXDrew (Contestshipping): Oh, absolutely. There is proof in the anime of Contestshipping. I forget what the episode is called but Breanna (or however she spells her name, Drew's little fangirl) says something about May and Drew being a couple. May blushes and says she never really thought about it. With Advance, she just scoffs and makes a sarcastic comment.

DawnXPaul (Ikarishipping): What can I say? Opposites attract! I feel like Paul needs to hide his emotions because he feels insecure if they're out in the open.

GaryXLeaf (Leafgreen/Oldrival/whatever you people call it): Okay, I know I will get comments about this. I have heard about 70,000,000,000 plus 1 comments on how it can't be because they exist in two alternate universes. I really couldn't care less. The way I ship is, if they look cute together. And Gary and Leaf certainly do.

GaryXZoey (Redvine): Okay, like I said, flexible here.

ZoeyXKenny (Shootsdown): I've only seen pictures of this one, I haven't gotten to the Diamond/Pearl section in the anime yet, so for all you haters out there who say I have no opinion on this or Ikari, I really don't care. Just, please, don't flame a story because you hate the shippings in it. It's rude.

JessieXJames (Rocketshipping): Possibly my most favorite shipping EVER! I like James a lot. My absolute FAVORITE CHARACTER especially with the old voices. He and Jessie fit perfectly together. I can't even explain it. It just happens. Oh, and even though I don't read it, this hip has proof in the manga.

CassidyXButch (Neoshipping): I am a HUGE Neoshipper. I think it's kinda odd that none of the characters can get his name right...Now, Cassidy can be downright ugly to Butch but it seems like the only thing he's bothered by is when his name is mispronounced. Odd, because it happens a lot more than it should. Kinda like Brock and rejection. He sees it coming but is still upset every time.

WhiteX(Natural)N (Ferriswheelshipping): I like this ship. There are some EXTREMELY cute ones out there and it's always SO FLUFFY! IT'S SO FLUFFY I'M GONNA DIE!!

WhiteXBlack (Chess/Agencyshipping): Ima go with Chessshipping cause I don't read the manga. Boo if you like but meh. Look, I only like this ship if the two involved ARE NOT RELATED!!! If they were related, I would die. Because you shouldn't sdate your twin. That is a no-no.

CherenXBianca (Deulrival): Teehee! I love this ship, it's so cute. He gets all exasperated with her and she doesn't mind, she just keeps being Bianca. Opposites attract!

Brock... Oh Brock. You are forever alone. Brock, I apologize. You are forever friendzoned. LOL!

Beyond this line is ships I made up. THESE ARE NOT REAL! As far as I know...If they do exist, they probably aren't right. Roma is my most famous OC and I'm still working out some of her history so I may adjust this later on. Eva is Roma's buddy in my collaboration with Poke-Lover88. Amy is Roma's buddy in my collaboration with Malory79080. Eve is Roma's first Guardian Eevee and takes her job of protecting Roma very seriously. Stormer is another of Roma's Guardians but he spends a little time off. I am still open to suggestions if there are any. THANKS!

RomaXCress (I call it Swimmershipping): CRESS IS MY ALL-TIME FAVORITE GYM LEADER EVER! And Roma is my OC, so yeah. I feel like I make him OOC when he's around her just because I can't see him having a crush but not being protective of her. Roma is almost an Eevee Master (TO see more, PM me or read my collab with Poke-Lover) and she prefers Water types. And she's a FANTASTIC swimmer. So, Swimmershipping. Why not?

RomaXAaron (I call it Surskitshipping): Erm...Yeah, Cress is glaring at me as I write this so Ima make it quick. Roma was staying over at Volkner's for the night and the next day, Flint brought a buddy over. Roma was intrigued so I decided to make it to embarrass her. He's a Bug specialist, she's likes Water types. A Bug-Water type is Surskit, so Surskitshipping!

RomaXRictor (Oddabilityshipping): Ha, this one has almost as many requests a name as Swimmer did...And there are only two chapters on it! Hahaha, interesting. Anyways, Rictor and Roma have a past that is of great interest to most the characters but I'll only reveal details in the story if you guys ask.

EvaXChili (Houndourshipping. You'll see why): Eva is a Dark type specialist. Chili is a Fire type specialist. Dark-Fire type? Houndour! Was gonna call this Obliviousshipping but it was already taken. Ohwell. Also, Eva has a Houndour so, I decided it fit nicely.

EvaXLance (Darkoniteshipping): Lolololol, this was just another embarrassment one...No real base but it's kinda funny cause he's WAAAAAAY too old for her! And yes Poke-Lover, Darkonite!

AmyXDan (Shyshipping?): Amy and Dan are OCs created by Malory79080 in our collab. Just check it out.

AmyXJohn (TaylorSwiftshipping): Trollololol. So, John is Amy's ex and he wants her back but she says no. Taylor Swift wrote the song "We Are Never Ever..." sooooo...Why not? I don't own rights to Taylor Swift, or the song or Pokemon.

EveXStormer (Golstormshipping): Well, Eve is gold and silver and Stormer is black and white. Gold. Stormer. Goldstorm. The credit goes to PokeLover for the name idea.

Anyways, I love the triplets and I like to make up my own key characters. Check out my stories and review! Thanks!

Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

...P...Put this
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...K...Profile
...E...To stop Pokemon
...M...From
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...N...Hated
...!!...It shows you care..

...A...put this on
...S...your channel
...H...if u love Ash

..M..Put this
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..Y..From being Hated
..!!..It shows u care!!

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...D... Put this
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...W... If you love Drew

...M...put this on
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...Y...if u love May

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Update 11/22 (thanksgiving): Hi everyone! So, for all of you asking about My Life in A Cartoon, I will not be updating it. My dog ate my rough drafts and I cannot remember anything about it. Frankly, it pains me too much to read them because they were my earliest set and they sucked.

Next off, I have started my collab with Malory79080 and we have a few chapters posted. Warning: The first chapter is very hard to read because I didn't realize double-spacing existed.

So, I have a new collab. It will be with Poke-Lover88. Either on my account or hers, I don't know which yet. It will involve Roma, however, she'll be a little...uhh...*recieves warning glare from Roma*...different. So, that's all my latest news and have a happy turkey day!

Who need's 3-inch skirt's or ugly bandanna's Now-a-days!? Bring back Misty! - Copy & Paste if you want Misty back as a MAIN Character!

HOW GUYS FLIRT: 1. He stares at you alot. 2. He hits you alot. (just play hitting ) 3. He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you 4. He yelled, "Hi!", to your mum that day she picked you up from school. 5. He blew off his buds to go see "Brown Sugar" with you cuz you couldn't get another girl pal to go and didn't want to go alone. 6. He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process 7. His voice gets softer when ever you two talk. 8. You hung up on him. He called you back. 9. You were invited by him to a group outing. 10. He called you to talk about nothing at all. 11. He imitates your laugh. OK, you do laugh PRETTY LOUD. Which makes you laugh even harder... 12. He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation 13. He sometimes stares straight into your eyes. 14. He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, KNEES,ect.) HOW GIRLS FLIRT: 1.She calls you by your full name not just a nick name. 2. She hits you softly on the arm and laughs when you say something funny. 3. She flips her hair when she's talking to you. 4. She touches your arm when she talks to you. 5. She says, "No, I'm not telling you who I like!" with a big smile on her face. 6. She asks you who you like or who you would go out with seemingly interested. 7. When you go to the movies with a bunch of your friends and she is almost always next to you. 8. She criticizes you on a girl you like. 9. You catch her staring at you. 10. She plays with your hair or tries to put make up on you. 11. Her friends outside of school and in school know about you, and says she talks about you a lot. 12. She knows your phone number and address. ( stalker much? ) 13. She will try and talk, and spend time with you as much as possible Now make a wish... > >> > >> > >> >>>>>>> >> > >> > >> >>>>>>> > >> > >> > >> >>>>>>> > >> > >> > >> >>>>>>> >> > >> > >> >>>>>>> > >> > >> > >> >>>>>>> > >> > >> > >> >>>>>>> > >> > >> > >> >>>>>>> >> > >> > >> >>>>>>> > >> > >> > >> >>>>>>> > >> > >> > >> >>>>>>> >> > >> > >> >>>>>>> > >> > >> > >> >>>>>>> > >> > >> > >> >>>>>>> > >> > >> > >> >>>>>>> >> > >> > >> >>>>>>> > >> > >> > >> >>>>>>> > >> > >> > >> >>>>>>> >> > >> > >> >>>>>>> > >> > >> > >> >>>>>>> > >> > >> > >> >>>>>>> > >> > >> > >> >>>>>>> >> > >> > >> >>>>>>> > >> > >> > >> >>>>>>> > >> > >> > >> >>>>>>> >> > >> > >> >>>>>>> > >> > >> > >> >>>>>>> > >> > >> > >> >>>>>>> > >> > >> > >> >>>>>>> >> > >> > >> >>>>>>> > >> > >> > >> >>>>>>> > >> > >> > >> >>>>>>> >> > >> > >> >>>>>>> > >> > >> > >> >>>>>>> > >> > >> > >> >>>>>>> > >> > >> > >> >>>>>>> >> > >> > >> >>>>>>> > >> > >> > >> >>>>>>> > >> > >> > >> >>>>>>> >> > >> Ok stop! Your wish will come true if you repost this if you don't repost this then you will never get asked out or you will lose the one u love?! repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days. repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days. repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Ninja of the Flames, Spuffy on Hiatus, ilovekyosohma, Chishio Naito, Kish's Kittie, Property of Kish, xMew Ichigox, MikaTheCatHanyou, BubblesBoo THfangirl01, Dragon(just a short name), PokeFreak 38,geny35, Pokemaster101, Akozu Heiwa, A Random Human, Gemstone Gal, malory79080, pokeninja6600.

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(='.'=) This is Bunny. Put him on your profile to help him achieve World
(")_(") Domination and come join the Dark Side! We have cookies!

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up stairs, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a stair rail and hit your head on the stairs, copy this onto your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you are OBSESSED with Pokemon, copy this onto your profile as a fellow Poke-Freak!

A true Pokemon fan is someone who will defend it when someone makes fun of it. It is someone who will love over anything else no matter what age and is not afraid to shout it out to the world. A true Pokemon fan will encourage others to learn the important meanings that Pokemon holds. And you'll love Pokemon forever and ever. If you are a true Pokemon fan, then copy this onto your profile!

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

-If you get a kick out of explosions, copy this into your profile.

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her."

UPDATE 11/30: Hi all! So, I do in fact have a new collab with Poke-Lover-88. It's called Roma's Story, however. It's NOT her real backstory from CCC. That I may post solo later. If you ask sweetly. Anywho, that's it. HAPPY FRIDAY!

How to Tell you watch, play, and/or read to much Pokemon by Waveripple of Team Sunrise:

1. You think Pokemon is the most awesome game, manga, and anime ever.

2. You rant about Pokemon to your friends.

3. You rant about Pokemon to your friends, and you KNOW they’re not listening to you.

4. You think Pokemon should have a life-action movie made.

5. You never thought of #4 but think it would be awesome anyway.

6. When you lose is some horrible, embarrassing manner, you run away yelling ‘We’re Blasting off again!’

7. You’re going to do #6 next time you are defeated in a horrible, embarrassing manner.

8. Your parents are worried about your Pokemon obsession.

9. Your parents are NOT worried about your Pokemon obsession.

10. You have dreams about your favorite shippings.

11. You have nightmares about the shippings you loath.

12. You wish you had a Pokemon,

13. You wish you WERE a Pokemon.

14.You have spent more than 40 hours on a Pokemon game training your Pokemon and are only half way through.

15. You know for a FACT that Pikachu is super Badass.

16. You want to dress up as a Pokemon or a Pokemon trainer.

17. You HAVE dressed up as a Pokemon or a Pokemon trainer before. (kindergarten baby for Halloween)

18. You can say every Pokemon’s name when given a picture of them up to Gen. IV

19. You can say every Pokemon’s name when NOT given a picture up to Gen IV. (Well, I wish...)

20. You have posters of Pokemon on your walls

21. You have a kick-ass Pokemon party in your Pokemon game.

22. You have a kick-ass Pokemon party in your mind.

23. You think about Pokemon in odd places at odd times. (I.E.: In a classroom during a test, in the middle of a conversation, etc.)

24. You like having a Poké -ession.

25. You doodle Pokemon on important papers (I.E.: Paperwork, homework, tests, etc.) (when dont i)

26. You have started to pass the Poké -ession to a friend.

27. You HAVE passed the Poké -ession to a friend. (my best like it, then didnt, then i got her back to liking it)

28. You want to have a huge Pokemon themed party.

29: You have had a huge Pokemon themed party. (yep)

30. You post this on your profile and add your name to this list: Waveripple of Team Sunrise, Mew Mew Pachirisu, pokemonpuppy23, pokeninja6600

I hate cyberbullying, there is nothing else in this world that I hate more than this. Any kind of bullying is the worst. If you guys agree post this on your profile page.

Eevee Power! Help Eevee take over the world by pasting this on your profile. Credit goes to EeveeInHeat.

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FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" (Sound familiar, Emily?)

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school He told his friends that it was cool And when he pulled the trigger back It shot with a great crack Mummy I was a good girl I did what I was told I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another And all because he got the gun from his older brother Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush And tell my little sister that she is the only one now And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class And never to forget this and please don't let this pass Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack Mummy listen to me if you would I wanted to go to college I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with daddy On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married I wanted to have a kid I wanted to be an actress Mummy I wanted to live But mummy I must go now The time is getting late Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date I love you mummy I always have I know you know it's true Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you" In memory of the Columbian students that were lost Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on Maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye" Now you have two choices 1) repost and show you care 2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart (Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw Justin Bieber above the skyscraper about to jump; copy and paste this to your profile if you're the 1% who would stand there with popcorn yelling, "Do a backflip!" Whoo hooo!!!!!!!!!!!

Most teens would suffer a heart attack if they saw somebody burning Twilight. Repost this and add your name if you'd be singing campfire songs and toasting marshmallows around it: Ninjakat403, HetaliaSparkleParty, Gir'sdoomsongofdoom, Fluteorwrite, Squintz, Honeyshine, PJOfan4evaGreekgeek, Pokegirlandthorn

You are a... (When I bold it, it means it applies to me)

CHILD OF ZEUS

You like being in charge.

You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.

You were voted Class President.

You do what’s best for everyone.

You think you have what it takes to run for President.

You think every problem has a solution

You love showing off.

You like plane rides

You are hydrophobiac

2/10

CHILD OF POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.

Your favourite vacation place is at the beach.

You enjoy snorkelling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.

You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.

You visit the local pool on a regular basis.

You swim professionally.

You hate seafood.

You never get seasick.

You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.

You are acrophobiac

4/10

CHILD OF HADES

You’re not that much of a people person.

You like staying in the dark and writing. (Haha well that makes me sound depressed)

You experience bad moods on a regular basis.

You like listening to loud, angry music.

You spend most of your time alone.

You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.

You like to keep to yourself.

All your closets are padlocked (or you wish they could be)

You write in diary/journal/blog.

You feel most active at night.

7/10 (teeheehee love you, Nico!)

CHILD OF DEMETER

You own a garden.

You have a green thumb.

You’re an environmentalist.

You have a special connection with animals.

You’re a vegetarian.

You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.

You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.

You love going to flower shops.

You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

2/10

CHILD OF ARES

You often start fights.

You’re a very aggressive type of person.

You like watching wrestling.

You’re competitive.

You like reading about war.

You don’t take crap from anybody.

You have anger management.

You never back away from a fight.

Everyone does what you say.

You don’t always think before you do something.

4/10

CHILD OF ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.

You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.

Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.

You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.

You’re the valedictorian in your class.

You’ve never gotten a grade below 80 in your report card.

You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.

You think it would be better if you were the President.

You have a huge shelf of books at home.

You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful

5/10

CHILD OF APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic.

You like listening to all kinds of music in general.

You always feel sunny and optimistic.

You are talented at drawing.

You like writing poetry.

You can play at least 3 musical instruments.

You like going to art museums.

You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.

You have straight A's in Art on your report card (Don't take art)

Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

1/10

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general.

A deer is one of your favorite animals

You can shoot targets

You like silver.

You like the moon better than the sun

Zoe Nightshade is awesome

You love wild animals

You spend most of your time outdoors.

You love to move around the place

Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters

4/10

CHILD OF HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools.

You build awesome things during your free time.

You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.

Metalworking is your forte.

You have your own toolbox.

You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.

You’re a techie.

You often have carpentry projects.

You dream of being a carpenter.

You aren’t afraid of fire.

0/10 O_O

CHILD OF APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you.

You like putting on makeup.

You naturally smell good.

You never experience a bad hair day.

Your favorrite activity is clothes-shopping.

You’re always at the front of every trend.

You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.

You’re often invited to parties.

Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”

You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

0/10 (hahaha lols)

CHILD OF HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends

You’re a prankster.

You consider yourself restless.

You’re the best speaker in the class.

You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.

You’re inventive and resourceful.

You often start arguments.

You’ve never lost a debate.

You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

9/ 9 (booyah!)

CHILD OF DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party.

You like wine.

You can finish a martini in less than a minute..

You have a happy, cheerful disposition.

You’re a foodie.

You like going to social events and mingling with people.

You like trying out new food.

You feel that you’re abundant in life.

You think that too much of anything is bad.

0/10 (hahaha lolololololololol)

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't:

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, Jesus says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven.

98 percent OF TEENS WON'T STAND UP FOR GOD...REPOST THIS IF YOU'RE ONE OF THE 2 WHO WILL.

Jesus said, "If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my Father."

A B C D E F G Gummy Bears are chasing me

One is red and one is blue

One is trying to steal my shoe

Now I'm running for my life

'Cause the red one has a knife

Copy paste this if you love GUMMY BEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Be OPTIMISTIC... all the people you hate are eventually going to die!!

-Sometimes I Wonder, "Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?" and then it
hits me!!

-Boys: can’t live with em, and it’s illegal to shoot em.

-What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

-I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?

-A friend will visit you in jail, a good friend will bail you out of jail
and a best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS
AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

-They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the
guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill
too many people.

-It's always the last place you look. Of course it is. Why the heck would
I keep looking after I found it?

-When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back.

-You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when
you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

-Some people are alive only because its illegal to kill them

-He who laughs last thinks the slowest

-Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake

-Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gurgle

-If we can put one man on the moon, why can't we put them all there?

-If you don't like my driving stay off the sidewalk

-There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train.

-Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

-When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep
-- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

-Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

-I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

-Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

-You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them.

-I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

-OK, so what's the speed of dark?

-It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am.

-Fight Crime: Shoot Back!

-Normal people worry me

-The only reason that I talk to myself is because that I'm the only one
whose answers I accept.

-"I did my homework! I just forgot to write it down."

-The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the
pessimist fears it is true.

-We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

-Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

-I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

-They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the
truth, I get sent to my room?

-If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you
probably don't fully understand the situation.

-Don't steal. The government hates the competition.

-I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

-When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

-Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say
“Are you gonna drink that?”

-The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of a fast
approaching train.

-When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only
takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

-Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

-You know it's a bad day when you fall out of bed and you miss the floor

-War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

-Growing older is manditory. Growing up is Optional

-I've heard that its possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's
actually done it.

-Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

-Sometimes you make me so mad I wanna throw you in the middle of ongoing
traffic, but then I realise I would probably kill myself trying to save
you.

-Keep on talking maybe one day you'll say something intelligent

-One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got
lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions.

-It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

-If all else fails, try reading the instructions.

-When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade
another country.

-If you can't convince them, confuse them.

-Ask me no questions, I will tell you no lies…

-Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

-The trouble with life is there's no background music.

-I smile because I don't know what the heck is going on.

-I don't suffer from Insanity - I enjoy every minute of it!

This is a poem about Drug Abuse, if you care at all, copy and paste this poem to your profile:
My name is Nora
and I'm seventeen,
I am on drugs
and cannot clearly see.
Because of this
my grades in school have dropped.
I am very drunk,
Sometimes I'm beaten up
by some street punk.
There are so many rules
i've tried not to break,
But I am so drunk
that I can't stand up straight.
I am so drunk ,
Most of the time
I cannot talk.
Maybe if my parents trusted me,
they would let me hold a car key.
One night I was out walking around,
But there was a sound
and then I saw a man
who didn't want me in town.
The man was holding a gun,
He was not as bright
He was like a Earth without a sun.
My name is Nora
I am seventeen,
and tonight a man
murdered me.
Remember: Say NO to drugs! Drug Abuse is very dangerous, so help make it stop. If you care at all about stopping Drug Abuse copy the poem and add your name to this list: Ice The Angel Tiger Mew Mew, HermyStar, BlackSunset8753, PokeGirlMisty, Waveripple of team Sunrise, pokeninja6600

Houndoom, the hellhound

You're fascinated by everything that has to do something with death and suffering, and you are very intimidating, and dominating. But you're a true mate in a million, so don't worry; as long as you hold your temper, you can be a great pal. You're there whenever your needed.

I'm proposing that through December 18th-25th 2012 is a sitewide review week, every story you read, leave a review!

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down

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（ﾟ､ ｡ ７
l、 ヽ
じしf,)ノ

suckers.

If you fantasize about fictional characters like they are real people, copy and paste this in your profile

UPDATE 1/17/13

Okay, so I've got a few things to say. First off, if the coloring this is gray, I apologize. My sis messed with someat and now it's being STOOPID!

Roma: Lol. I wan-

NO! I WILL.NOT HAVE YOU TAKE UP MY PROFILE PAGE!! Anyways, Ima HAPPY, happy Ninja cause I got over 50 reviews on a story-! Also, we survived and no apocalypse has happened yet so IN YOUR FACES SCIENTISTS!!!!!!

Anyways, I have a new series (I am really bad at finishing what I start, sorry ):) YO, THAT'S SO COOL I WILL FIND A WAY GO MAKE ROMA DO THAT!

Go down to the little box thingy and you'll see A Day in the Life Of. Click on it and drop me a review at the end!

I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying
"I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me
"I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."
"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "What if we checked again, just in case you do have enough money?''
"OK" he said "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me!''"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma.
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched you. have a heart.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

" If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven

UPDATE 2/23/13

Hi everyone! So, another new story on Fossil Fighters. Artemis and Apollo star in thus one. So for thise of you who know what I am talking about, could you read it? Thanks!

Harry Potter House Test:
GRYFFINDOR:
[X] You’ve never done illegal drug
[X] You have a lot of friends
[ ] You get along with everyone
[ ] You haven’t made fun of someone for at least two months
[ ] You love soccer
[ ] You love baseball
[X] You’re into writing and art
[ ] Favorite music genre is pop rock
[X] You believe in “innocent until proven guilty” theory
[X] Abortion is wrong
[X] The war against Iraq is unneeded
[ ] One of your favorite colors is red or gold
[X] Good grades at school
[ ] One of the worst things you can do is lie
[X] You plan on going to college/university

TOTAL: 8

HUFFLEPUFF:
] You’re content with mostly everything in your life right now.
[X] You laugh a lot
[ ] You like to follow trends.
[ ] Politics suck.
[X] You love to swim.
[ ] Water polo is awesome.
[ ] Pink is one of your favorite colors.
[ ] Black is morbid & depressing but you still like it though.
[ ] Michael Jackson is talented as a musical artist.
[ ] You’re an optimist.
] You’re completely straight-edge.
[ ] You’re very emotional
] Rap, R&B, & hip-hop is your favorite music genre
] You don’t believe in going steady at a young age
[X] You’ve made fun of at least one person this week.
TOTAL: 2

RAVENCLAW:
[X] You’re depressed to a certain extent.
[X] You love to read.
[X] You appreciate theatre & arts.
[ ] Sports suck.
[X] You’re shy.
] Hate is completely unneeded.
[X] Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship
] Indie is your favorite genre of music.
[X] Every once in awhile you have little anger outbursts.
[X] Lying is sometimes okay
[ ] Blue is one of your favorite colors.
] Serious is better than funny.
TOTAL: 7

SLYTHERIN:
[X] There’s at least one person you hate.
] Basketball is a good sport.
] (American) Football is amazing.
[ ] Black is a cool color.
[X] You’ve lied about something serious.
[X] You’re a very deep person.
[ ] You have considered suicide.
[X] Very loyal.
] You like metal.
[X] You make school seem more important than it is.
[X] You’re scared to grow up.
[ ] You’ve done drugs in the past month.
[ ] Anger is one of your primary feelings.
[X] You have trust issues.
[X] Guilty until proven innocent.
TOTAL: 8

DO NOT CHEAT, OR IT WON'T WORK, AND YOU WILL WISH YOU HADN'T. TAKE 3 MINUTES TO TRY THIS. DO NOT READ AHEAD. IT'S WORTH IT...

1.Get pen & paper.

2.When choosing names, make sure they are REAL PEOPLE that you ACTUALLY KNOW.

3.Go w/ your FIRST INSTINCTS! (Very important for accurate results).

4.Scroll down ONE LINE AT A TIME. DON'T READ AHEAD

5.On a blank sheet of paper, write numbers 1-11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT.

6.Next to NUMBERS 1 & 2, write down ANY 2 NUMBERS you want.

7.Next to NUMBERS 3 & 7, write down the names of TWO MEMBERS of the OPPOSITE SEX. (If gay, SAME SEX names)

CAUTION: DO NOT LOOK AHEAD, OR IT WILL NOT TURN OUT RIGHT.

8.Write down ANYONE'S NAME (friend or family) next to 4, 5, and 6. DON'T CHEAT.

9.Write down FOUR SONG TITLES in 8, 9, 10, & 11. 6. Finally, MAKE A WISH. Are you ready? ...

HERE IS THE KEY TO THE GAME: The number of people that LIKE YOU is found in SPACE 2.

The person in SPACE 3 is the one YOU LOVE.

The person you LIKE but the relationship CANNOT WORK is in SPACE 7.

YOU CARE MOST about the person you put in SPACE 4 .

The person in SPACE 5 is the one that KNOWS YOU VERY WELL.

The person in SPACE 6 is YOUR LUCKY STAR.

The song in SPACE 8 matches w/ the person in SPACE 3.

The song in SPACE 9 is for the person in SPACE 7

The 10th SPACE tells you the MOST ABOUT YOUR MIND.

And 11 is the song telling you HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT LIFE. NUMBER ONE is your LUCKY NUMBER.

Repost this w/n AN HOUR of reading this. If you do, YOUR WILL WILL COME TRUE