| Beast is Beautiful |
Author has written 8 stories for Glee, Merlin, D.E.B.S., and Victorious. My Top OTPs 1. Brittana - Brittany and Santana - Glee 2. Morgwen - Morgana and Gwen - Merlin (even though they aren't canon) 3. Naomily - Naomi and Emily - Skins 4. Lacy - Lucy and Amy - D.E.B.S 5. Pepsi - Pepa and Silvia - Los hombres de Paco (see picture) The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore I am perfect. Today, my daughter told my son that Santa wasn't real and he burst out crying. I hate weddings. Old people would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped when I started going up to them at funerals and poking them, saying, "You're next". "I get the best feeling in the world when you say hi or even smile at me because I know, even if its just for a second, that I've crossed your mind." What would we do with out our friends? A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you, but a best friend will go up to him and say, "It's because your gay, isn't it?" A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." A good friend will help you when you fall, but a best friend will keep walking and say, "Walk much, dipstick?" A good friend will lend you an umbrella in the rain, but a best friend will take yours and say, "Run, bitc, run!" A good friend tells you she knows how you feel, but a best friend just sits down and cries. A good friend sits on the edge of the pool with you in 'that time of the month', but a best friend gives you a tampon and pushes you in. A best friend is the type of person who can see you with the biggest smile on your face and still know something's wrong. She's my best friend. Break her heart and I'll break your face. Kiss on the stomach--"lets have sex" Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Man: Your eyes they're amazing. 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile. If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whatsoever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile. If you probably need a life but have no intention of getting one, put this on your profile. If Abercrombie & Fitch said it was uncool to breath, 95% of kids would die. If you are one of the 5% of kids who would be laughing your head off, copy this onto your profile If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by these angels, but I call them my best friends. (I love you Kris, Felicity, Natalie, Nicole, Daniel, Jaxson, Colten, and Everyone else!! ) 1: IF SOMEONE SAYS “IS THIS OKAY” YOU SAY: 2: WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY? 3: WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL? 4: HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY? 5: WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE? 6: WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO? 7: WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? 8: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? 9: WHAT IS 22? 10: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? 11: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE? 12: WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? 13: WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? 14: WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? 15: WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? 16: WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? 17: WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? 18: WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST? 19: WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? 20: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? 21: WHAT’S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN? 22: HOW WILL YOU DIE? 23: WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET? 24: WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH? 25: WHAT MAKES YOU CRY? 26: WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED? 27: WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST? 28: DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU? 29: IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE? 30: WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW? 31: WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS? Girls Don't realize these things; I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry But most of all I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm Sorry I'm sorry Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough guts to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' List twelve of your favorite characters from a fandom, in no particular order. 1. Santana (Glee) 2. Brittany (Glee) 3. Quinn (Glee) 4. Marely (Glee) 5. Puck (Glee) 6. Sue (Glee) 7. Kurt (Glee) 8. Sam (Glee) 9. Lana (You and I) 10. Janie (You and I) 11. Amy (D.E.B.S) 12. Lucy (D.E.B.S) 1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? No and No, Sue is too old for Amy 2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? She's pretty 3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Lucy would probably cut off Sam's balls and I doubt Amy could get him pregnant, 4. Can you recall any fics about Nine? Not on this site 5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? In no universe 6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Puck/Lana, Puck/Janie Neither, it would be he has a fling with Lana before Lana and Janie get togehter. Like Brit/San 7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out? Kurt would probably freak because a) Britt is Santana's girl b) Lucy was a dangerous crimnal 8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. Quinn is trying to find herself in New York where she meets songwriting couple Lana and Janie. Janie takes the ex-cheerleader under her wing. 9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? Yes, but I would never read it unless it's friendship. 10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. What happens when an ex-crimnal meets a gay guy 11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet? Yeah 12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? No 13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? No because that would never happen 14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? You've got a Friend In Me 15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Underage, gross, I was on crack 16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? 10 minutes ago 17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (2). Santana and Kurt are in a happy relationship until Lana runs off with Kurt. Santana, broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Amy and a brief unhappy affair with Sue, then follows wise advice of Puck and finds true love with Brittany!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What A Boyfriend Should Do: When she walks away mad... Follow her. When she stares at your mouth... Kiss her. When she pushes you or hits you... Grab her and don't let go. When she's quiet... Ask her what's wrong. When she ignores you... Give her you FULL attention. When she pulls away... Pull her back. When you see her at her worse... Tell her she is beautiful. When you see her start to cry... Just hold her and don't say a word. When you see her walking... Sneak up from behind and hug her waist from behind. When she's scared... Protect her. When she lays her head on your shoulder... Tilt her head up and kiss her. When she steals your favorite hat... Let her keep it and sleep with it for the night. When she teases you... Tease her back and make her laugh. When she doesn't answer you for a long time... Reasure her that everything is alright. When she looks at you with doubt.. Back yourself up. When she says that she likes you... She really does...more than you understand. When she grabs at your hand... Hold hers and play with her fingers. When she bumbs into you.. Bump her back and make her laugh. When she tells you a secret... Keep it safe and untold. When she looks into your eyes... Don't look away until she does. When she misses you... She's hurting inside. When you break her heart... The pain NEVER really goes away. When she says 'it's over'... She still wants you to be hers. When she re-posts this bullentin... She WANTS you to read it. Stay on the phone with her... Even if she's not saying anything. When she's mad... Hug her tight and don't let go. When she says she okay... Dont believe her and talk about it because 10 years from know... she will remember you. Call her at 12:00... Just to tell her you love her. Call her before you sleep and... after you wake up. Treat her like... she's ALL that matters to you. Tease her... and let her tease you back. Stay up with her All night when she's sick and watch her favorite TV show or Movie with her... even if you think it is stupid. Give her the world... and let her wear your clothes. When she's bored and alone... Hang out with her. Let her know how important she is to you... and kiss her in the pouring rain. When she runs up to you crying the first thing you say is... "Who's ass am I kicking, babe?" If you post this in the next four minutes... The one you love will: Call you. Kiss you. Love you. Text You I LOVE KATIE MCGRATH!!!!! In my world, Sara is really Pepa's daughter. She just gave her to Lola and Paco. Copy and paste this if you love Morgana and Morgause no matter what they do. Merlin:(On screen) It must be the work of magic. Gaius: I can see deep into your heart. It is cold, cold as stone. You play at being Uther’s loving ward. You play it so well you’ve fooled him but you don’t fool me. You would see Uther dead and Camelot destroyed. Pepa: See the thing is, I already know where this is going, Silvia. I'm three more kisses from falling madly in love with you. - Los Hombres de Paco Lucy: I didn't even wanna be a criminal. I wanted to be a pirate. Pepa: Well, I’m not going to tell you anything, Sara. I’m going to let actions speak for themselves based on your aunt. After she was married to Lucas? She changed teams. *kisses Silvia* | |||||||
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