Author has written 8 stories for Glee, Merlin, D.E.B.S., and Victorious.
My Top OTPs
1. Brittana - Brittany and Santana - Glee
2. Morgwen - Morgana and Gwen - Merlin (even though they aren't canon)
3. Naomily - Naomi and Emily - Skins
4. Lacy - Lucy and Amy - D.E.B.S
5. Pepsi - Pepa and Silvia - Los hombres de Paco (see picture)
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch
I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore I am perfect.
Today, my daughter told my son that Santa wasn't real and he burst out crying.
My daughter is 6. My son is 14 .
I hate weddings. Old people would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped when I started going up to them at funerals and poking them, saying, "You're next".
"I get the best feeling in the world when you say hi or even smile at me because I know, even if its just for a second, that I've crossed your mind."
What would we do with out our friends?
A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a best friend will be sitting on the bench next to you saying, "Man, that was fun!"
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you, but a best friend will go up to him and say, "It's because your gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend will help you when you fall, but a best friend will keep walking and say, "Walk much, dipstick?"
A good friend will lend you an umbrella in the rain, but a best friend will take yours and say, "Run, bitc, run!"
A good friend tells you she knows how you feel, but a best friend just sits down and cries.
A good friend sits on the edge of the pool with you in 'that time of the month', but a best friend gives you a tampon and pushes you in.
A best friend is the type of person who can see you with the biggest smile on your face and still know something's wrong.
She's my best friend. Break her heart and I'll break your face.
Kiss on the stomach--"lets have sex"
Kiss on the Forehead --"Forever you will be mine"
Kiss on the Ear --"I'm horny"
Kiss on the Cheek --"We're friends"
Kiss on the Hand --"I adore you"
Kiss on the Neck --"We belong together"
Kiss on the Shoulder --"I want you"
Kiss on the Lips --"I love you" OR "I want you"
Holding Hands --"We can learn to love each other"
Slap on the Butt --"That's mine"
Playing with the Ear --"I can't live without you"
Holding on tight --"Don't let go"
Looking into each other's Eyes --"Don't leave me"
Playing with Hair on Head --"Tell me you love me"
Arms around the Waist --"I love you too much to let go"
Laughing while Kissing --"I am completely comfortable with you"
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whatsoever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you probably need a life but have no intention of getting one, put this on your profile.
If Abercrombie & Fitch said it was uncool to breath, 95% of kids would die. If you are one of the 5% of kids who would be laughing your head off, copy this onto your profile
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm BLACK so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I am (or used to be) a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
'I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and watermelons.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISITIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI and YURI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
My parents/parent was or are into drinking and doing drugs, so I must drink and do drugs too.
I'm not a poser or a goth or a skater or emo or a jock, so I must be a prep.
My favorite color is pink so must be a prep who worships BARBI.
I'm SMART so I MUST not have friends.
I'm a LESBIAN so i MUST burn in hell.
I grew up with two homosexual parents, so I MUST be a homosexual too.
I'm OBSESSED with fanfiction so I MUST have no life.
I have been in lots of school fights, so I MUST be easily angered.
I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP, so I MUST have no self esteem.
I wear BAGGY CLOTHES so I MUST think I'm fat.
I wear FLANNEL SHIRTS so I MUST be a lesbian.
I'm LESBIAN so I MUST want to dive between every girls legs and fuck her senseless.
I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by these angels, but I call them my best friends. (I love you Kris, Felicity, Natalie, Nicole, Daniel, Jaxson, Colten, and Everyone else!! )
1: IF SOMEONE SAYS “IS THIS OKAY” YOU SAY:
Little House by The Fray
2: WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice
3: WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Whatcha Say by Jason Derulo (That's not good)
4: HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Just the Girl by The Click Five
5: WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE?
Breakaway by Kelly Clarkson
6: WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
You and Me by Lifehouse
7: WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
One Thing by One Direction
8: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Crazy Girl by Eli Young Band (Very true, I love my baby!)
9: WHAT IS 22?
Southern Voice by Tim McGraw
10: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Show Me Love by t.A.T.u (Eh, he's not that good looking.)
11: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
You're the Reason by Victoria Justice
12: WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
The Fighter by Gym Class Heroes and Ryan Tedder
13: WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Nobody's Fool by Avril Lavigne
14: WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
All the Things She Said by t.A.T.u
15: WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Bad Romance by Colton Dixon (Um okay I'm not going to comment)
16: WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Naked by Avril Lavigne
17: WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
I Never Told You by Colbie Caillat (That's sweet and kind of depressing)
18: WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Lay All You're Love on Me by ABBA
19: WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Photograph by Nickleback
20: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Water Tower Town by Scotty McCreery
21: WHAT’S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
The Best Day by Taylor Swift
22: HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Sk8ter Boi by Avril Lavigne
23: WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
Stayin' Alive by BeeGees
24: WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Fireflies by Owl City
25: WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Stop and Stare by One Republic
26: WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
Someone Like You by Adele (That's not a good sign)
27: WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Dirt Road Anthem by Jason Aldean
28: DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Breath by Taylor Swift and Colbie Caillat
29: IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Innocent by Taylor Swift
30: WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Things I'll never Say by Avril Lavigne
31: WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
I love Rock 'N Roll by Joan Jett
Girls Don't realize these things;
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care
But most of all
For not being sorry anymore
That you can't accept me for who I am
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.
That I cared
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough guts to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
List twelve of your favorite characters from a fandom, in no particular order.
1. Santana (Glee)
2. Brittany (Glee)
3. Quinn (Glee)
4. Marely (Glee)
5. Puck (Glee)
6. Sue (Glee)
7. Kurt (Glee)
8. Sam (Glee)
9. Lana (You and I)
10. Janie (You and I)
11. Amy (D.E.B.S)
12. Lucy (D.E.B.S)
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
No and No, Sue is too old for Amy
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Lucy would probably cut off Sam's balls and I doubt Amy could get him pregnant,
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Not on this site
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
In no universe
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Puck/Lana, Puck/Janie Neither, it would be he has a fling with Lana before Lana and Janie get togehter. Like Brit/San
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?
Kurt would probably freak because a) Britt is Santana's girl b) Lucy was a dangerous crimnal
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Quinn is trying to find herself in New York where she meets songwriting couple Lana and Janie. Janie takes the ex-cheerleader under her wing.
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Yes, but I would never read it unless it's friendship.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
What happens when an ex-crimnal meets a gay guy
11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet?
12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
No because that would never happen
14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
You've got a Friend In Me
15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Underage, gross, I was on crack
16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
10 minutes ago
17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (2).
Santana and Kurt are in a happy relationship until Lana runs off with Kurt. Santana, broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Amy and a brief unhappy affair with Sue, then follows wise advice of Puck and finds true love with Brittany!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What A Boyfriend Should Do:
When she walks away mad...
When she stares at your mouth...
When she pushes you or hits you...
Grab her and don't let go.
When she's quiet...
Ask her what's wrong.
When she ignores you...
Give her you FULL attention.
When she pulls away...
Pull her back.
When you see her at her worse...
Tell her she is beautiful.
When you see her start to cry...
Just hold her and don't say a word.
When you see her walking...
Sneak up from behind and hug her waist from behind.
When she's scared...
When she lays her head on your shoulder...
Tilt her head up and kiss her.
When she steals your favorite hat...
Let her keep it and sleep with it for the night.
When she teases you...
Tease her back and make her laugh.
When she doesn't answer you for a long time...
Reasure her that everything is alright.
When she looks at you with doubt..
Back yourself up.
When she says that she likes you...
She really does...more than you understand.
When she grabs at your hand...
Hold hers and play with her fingers.
When she bumbs into you..
Bump her back and make her laugh.
When she tells you a secret...
Keep it safe and untold.
When she looks into your eyes...
Don't look away until she does.
When she misses you...
She's hurting inside.
When you break her heart...
The pain NEVER really goes away.
When she says 'it's over'...
She still wants you to be hers.
When she re-posts this bullentin...
She WANTS you to read it.
Stay on the phone with her...
Even if she's not saying anything.
When she's mad...
Hug her tight and don't let go.
When she says she okay...
Dont believe her and talk about it because 10 years from know...
she will remember you.
Call her at 12:00...
Just to tell her you love her.
Call her before you sleep and...
after you wake up.
Treat her like...
she's ALL that matters to you.
and let her tease you back.
Stay up with her All night when she's sick and watch her favorite TV show or Movie with her...
even if you think it is stupid.
Give her the world...
and let her wear your clothes.
When she's bored and alone...
Hang out with her.
Let her know how important she is to you...
and kiss her in the pouring rain.
When she runs up to you crying the first thing you say is...
"Who's ass am I kicking, babe?"
If you post this in the next four minutes...
The one you love will:
I LOVE KATIE MCGRATH!!!!!
In my world, Sara is really Pepa's daughter. She just gave her to Lola and Paco.
Copy and paste this if you love Morgana and Morgause no matter what they do.
Merlin:(On screen) It must be the work of magic.
Katie McGrath: I love how when something goes wrong in Camelot, it must be the work of magic. - Merlin, Fire of Idirsholas Commentary
Gaius: I can see deep into your heart. It is cold, cold as stone. You play at being Uther’s loving ward. You play it so well you’ve fooled him but you don’t fool me. You would see Uther dead and Camelot destroyed.
Morgana: Why would you say such a thing?
Gaius: Because it’s the truth. There is evil in your heart. - Goblin's Gold, Merlin
Pepa: See the thing is, I already know where this is going, Silvia. I'm three more kisses from falling madly in love with you. - Los Hombres de Paco
Lucy: I didn't even wanna be a criminal. I wanted to be a pirate.
Amy: *scoffs* Pirates are criminals.
Lucy: Oh ... oops
Pepa: Well, I’m not going to tell you anything, Sara. I’m going to let actions speak for themselves based on your aunt. After she was married to Lucas? She changed teams. *kisses Silvia*