| Muffin-Made Insanity |
Author has written 19 stories for Elsword, and Legend of Zelda. I DO NOT OWN ANY FANDOM I WRITE ABOUT. Achivements: Collab with Cheryl and Miharu for an Elsword Story Collab with Anon for Elsword Story First Person to write ChungxProto Fanfic Is in TWOE First to Write Creepy-Ass Yandere Fics First To Lead Gopher Army Now READ. The name's Chi..something or other. I'm tired. 카이 In Korean :D Name: My name is Mr. Fluffykins III. No, I'm kidding, I won't tell you that >.> Age: Robot :D Friends: Author Thingy down below. Birthday: July 9, IMMA CANCER WOOT! Location: The Magical World of WhogivesaSh- Occupation: A Girl Sitting in front of her computer. Quotes; "Don't make me cut you.", ">w>", "O Rly?", "ATTACK MY GOPHERS!", "Sup Gramps?", "I suggest you start running now.", "Good boy", "Love you too.", "*slaps*", ";3". Favorite Music: Anything really..except Country and Reggae. I hate those with a passion. Favorite Power Ranger(lolwut): PINK RANGER! Nah jk I hate em all :D TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES ARE/WERE BETTER! Ethnicity: Black, White, Irish, Indian. Favorite Games: Pokemon Video Games, Okami, LoZ, Elsword, Mabinogi(Can't remember my password XD), Ib, The Witch's House, Harvest Moon Titles(COWS! I always have that one cow that I name Fatass or Beefy. Always.), COD(Yes, I'm one of those people), Mad Father, Skull Girls, Minecraft, TERA. Favorite Anime: Soul Eater(I own the entire collection;D), Black Butler, Naruto, Azumanga Daioh, The Future Diary, and Highschool of the Dead, Puella Magi, Sword Art Online(Dem swords), Hetalia, Accel World(LIME BELL AND SCARLET RAIN YEEEEEEEE-) Best Traits: Non-Creativity; Threatening People, Being All-Around Kooky, Commanding Gopher Armies. All right. I've got something to say. Only read this if you play Elsword. Do you ever find yourself fighting an opponent in pvp and they complain or give you a bad time during the fight? Well if you do, then the opponent that is complaining or giving you a bad time is a damn 5-year old. They are very similar if you think about it. Whining, whining, whining. Copy and paste if you think this is true and add your name to the list. SPREAD THE WORD! Kiyo-Kun Blade, Seraphic Nightmare, TsukixnoEvernight, An0n. Author, Muffin-Made Insanity TERA Characters: Elin Sorcerer: Chibella Elsword Characters (NA Only): Active: Void Princess- VexForte [WOTASClan] Code Battle Seraph-Kurochiyami [Fanfiction] Things I hate in Elsword: Oh where to begin..Spammers in PvP, People who call you a noob when they kill you and you all most killed them, That damn Energy Spurt(Unless of course I'm using it :D), People calling me Granny(Someone literally calls me that daily), People who don't know what the hell I'm talking about, People who insult the grand name of Muffins, Dem people who leave during the dungeon, Dat frickin' lag in PvP, Bosses with godlike amounts of HP(Lot of HP Ran has there..), The fact that Ara and Code Electra aren't in NA yet*flips desk* WHYYYYY Things I like in Elsword: My Insane Ass Guild, My Remake of my old VP, Stalking Kiyo with Cheryl, Threatening Chizu with my Gophers, Sucking in PvP just for the hell of it, the fact that I'm too lazy to do anything once I reach 2nd job(I don't know why, but every time I try to get farther into Feita, I just lose motivation 30 seconds later If YOU have ever lost motivation for anything, copy and paste this into your profile. You thought I wasn't gonna do one here, right? WRONG!) Requests: I take some requests, depending on how busy I am with stories. I currently take requests! Elsword OC's: Chi Full: Chibella 14-19 Gender: Female Color: Gray Weapon(s): Base Job: Zentai Scythe, Dark Elf Knife. Crescent Reaper: Golden-bladed Scythe, Double-edged Dark Elf Knife. Moon Deity: Twin-bladed Golden Scythe, Double edged Dark Elf Knife. Species: Dark Elf-Human Appearance: Orange, flowing wavy hair that goes down to her shoulders. Hair covers her left eye, where it was gouged out years ago with sewing needles. Sharp violet eyes, tan skin. About Elsword's height. Base Job (Reaper): Azure dress, Black Combat boots, Black cloak. Crescent Reaper: Black cloak, Short azure dress with white 'wings' on the sides, tight black capris with white flats. Moon Deity: Short Black dress with a yellow moon on the chest-part down the middle white on the sides, and is longer(kinda like a cape), blue cloak with dragon curling up agains the Zentai on the back, The crescent moon is her pupils now, dancing around like the moon should, shorts, and dark blue(almost black) combat boots. Sun Reaper: Orange short dress with black and white striped tights and red flats, gray cloak with a rising sun on it, and her scythe has a red pole and a pure white blade. Daylight Prophet: Orange cloak that only shows her bottom piece, white shirt, black and white checkered skirt, and combat boots. Zentai is a pure white scythe with a black pole, resembling Moon's consent, and there are vein-like orange lines running through the blade, showing the Sun's influence.ent Reaper-Moon Deity: Classes (More will be added later): Crescent Reaper Info: Chi decided to awaken the lunar side of the artifact 'Zentai' within her, causing her to pass out and be greeted by the lunar side later in her dreams. It told her that now that she had awoken the nightlife inside of her, she could never go back. She agreed to this, saying she wanted to be stronger, that she wanted to make sure her debt was paid. As promised, Zentai transformed into a crescent scythe before her eyes, resting in her hand. The golden blade that mirrored the moon's reflection shined on the blade, the black pole flowed with the power of the shadows. Moon Deity Info: Chi knew that Zentai had approved of her actions as her time as a Crescent Reaper. But she knew it was not to last. The eclipse was coming, and that was when she would have to consult with Zentai about the solar side of Zentai. As they consent with that Zentai about if he was going to attempt to make a move to change her ways or not, he said all he wanted to do was test their bond together. As they fought, the other side of Zentai began to see how bonded they were. After beating the Zentai by a slim shot, he consented, allowing the night part of Zentai to control the artifact fully, making Chi the new protecter and entity of the moon, the Moon Deity. Sun Reaper-Daylight Prophet Backstory: Chi has always thought that the Moon side of Zentai was up to no good, making Chi go to the Sun for guidance. The Sun told her to let the Sun completely take over, but in order to do that, she must let go of the darkness and hate inside her. Chi knew this would be hard, but agreed to Sun's wishes. Soon enough, Chi became a happier version of her dark self. Soon, she became hassled by the bit of Moon that was left. Chi ran away for a bit, trying to mull over what to do. Sun consoled her, saying they must make Moon give into the Sun side of the artifact. They entered Chi's mind to confront her by fighting. After a brief struggle, Chi explained why Moon must give in. Moon realized she was beaten, and allowed the Sun to fully take control. Chi became the compassionate Daylight Prophet, the one who can speak with the Sun. Bio: A quiet girl who is quick to judge. Often talks to herself, she is considered mentally ill thanks to her childhood incident. A dark elf and a human were desperately in love, and sought out the artifact *Zentai to help. Zentai told them that the only way to make sure their child was safe was for them to seal it within their child. So when Chi was born, the mother, a dark elf, sealed Zentai inside her, making her a target for many people. However, the sealing of Zentai within the girl sent off a beacon to a leader of the demons, and the three of them were captured, and when Chi was about six, the parents were executed. Chi onlooked with an emotionless expression, completely and eerily calm with the situation. Afterward, she was taken down into the Torture Chambers, and her eye was gouged out slowly with a sewing needle by stabbing it repeatedly until it became mush, and it was then dug out. Zentai then awoke within her, and killed everyone in the Chambers, and she escaped. She was then discovered by Hagus the First(Yes, I am making the Hagus in present times Hagus II) in Ruben, where she was cared for. She was friends with Elsword for a short time until there was a fire in the village, and she was presumed dead. She had actually been the cause of the fire, and had escaped into the mountains of Bethma, where she now lives in solitude. Base Job Skills: Crescent Reaper Skills: Moon Deity Skills: Sun Reaper Skills Daylight Prophet Skills (*Zentai means whole in japanese) Roxie Full: Roxanne Species: Human Age: 12-16 Color: Yellow Hometown: Skaia Weapon: Rifle, Machinery, MRH. Appearance: Spiky blue hair with purple highlights and yellow goggles serving as a headband with pink eyes. Attitude: Witty and quick to act, often love to aggravate people, smart-mouthed, and cusses often. Bio: Skaia was home to a civilization of people who lived with Dark El easily, and with the mages in Skaia, could rely on it without turning into demons, living with Nasods while the disasters below Skaia took place. Roxie was always a tomboy, even at birth. Being a thieving runaway on the streets was never easy, but she had her friends in the city of Skaia to help her out with that. Running through the streets, day or night, she was never caught, always living in the scrap yards where Nasods were sent when they were close to dying. Roxie found a rifle when she was about eight, and trained with it relentlessly when she wasn't stealing food from the local markets. Later, she found an old Nasod, repairing him in little time. The Nasod told her of the megalomaniac that had overthrown Skaia's ruler, Orpheus, and he helped her train with machinery, even assisting her in building a rocket launcher for her that also acted as a helper. Naming him MRH, she set off to defeat the megalomaniac, but she was captured, and her Nasod friend was taken apart in front of her. Her weapons gone, she slowly lost hope as she dwelled inside Skaia's dungeons. But a white-haired Nasod was also thrown in, and from there, she helped her escape, and in turn met the El Gang. Classes: Inventor Outfit: Yellow turtleneck, green vest, puffed out brown shorts with a brown tech-belt, gray sneakers, and black fingerless gloves. Inventor-Sky Gunner-Aerial Thief Sky Gunner: Short cropped shirt(similar to VP's but less revealing), blue and white sleeves, and a white skirt with blue boots and brown goggles, along with her signature tech-belt. Her hair is longer and tied into two braid-pigtails, her goggles hanging loosely from her belt. Sky Gunner Bio: Roxie trained against the corrupted followers of the megalomaniac, whose name was revealed as Eiziel, being able to shoot up to 19 bullets per minute by removing the need to reload ammo. As her movements with her gun became faster, she decided to combine her MRH with her rifle, giving it the ability to shoot rocket-charged bullets, but they moved slower than usual bullets, and she was also able to release a super-charged rocket that she could ride on and get in closer for some close combat. Determined to save Skaia from complete chaos, Roxie became the Sky Gunner, riding the very bullets that rang out from her rifle. Aerial Thief: Jean jacket with white tank underneath, white leggings with a brown skirt, black gloves that have thin, glowing lines of el energy flowing through them, Her hair is in a spiked pigtail with black highlights, her goggles once again strapped to her head as a headband. Aerial Thief Bio: Roxie saw how slow her rocket bullets were going, and went to Eve for help, and after days of studies and research, they were able to pulse el energy through Roxie's gloves to charge the bullets with el, making them go faster and attack anything linked to the El or anything with a life source, as El is naturally drawn to that. However, regular El would heal the enemies, so they decided to charge Roxie's gloves with dark el instead. This gave her black streaks that ran through her hair, and she became a tad more violent and quick, becoming known as the Aerial Thief. Inventor-Coded Hacker-Tech God Coded Hacker: Red and black checkered skirt with black long sleeved shirt and a small white lab coat that goes to her knees. Black combat boots and gloves that are supercharged with dark el are also on her suit. Her goggles have the same look as Inventor goggles, but with a circle-shaped El bead snapped on the right. Her hair is the same length as before, but with the two side bangs braided in the front. Coded Hacker Bio: Roxie's rifle broke in the battle against the Nasod Lieutenant, who snapped her gun in two with a single electron cannon burst as she shielded Eve from an attack. After recovering, she finds a way to upgrade her MRH with Eve's help, allowing the MRH's data, memory, and powers to go to her gloves, allowing her to shoot plasma lasers and missile-shaped electron balls. Tech God: Black and white armor and boots, a fused el core in the center of the armor in the chest-area. Her hair is long and a darker blue, and her eyes are yellow and grey. Her right glove uses el, while her left uses dark el to attack. MRH has been transferred to her goggles, which still act as a headband, and can telepathically communicate with Roxie. Tech God Bio: Roxie went to Eve and Aisha for help after realizing the el was getting weaker the closer they got to the demon realm, with the el in her gloves fading, Eve and Aisha recommended that she infuse dark el with the el, making a complete fused el. After gathering the materials, they set to work, but after Eve was done, Roxie seemed colder than usual, and more eager to fight anyone. Her new powers allowed her to go into 'El Overdrive,' allowing her attacks reaching a limit. When activated with light El, she becomes faster, her healing attacks becoming stronger, and able to release a burst of El that blinds others. Using the dark El, she became more destructive, using her ability to sap the life from others and control them easily like a marionette. But the more Roxie used Overdrive, the more violent she became. But at the same time, she switched between violent and cold to cheerful, ordinary Roxie. One discovery she made was the ability to split her pain among her friends, and completely hack the system of a Nasod with just a shock of her dark el blast, allowing them to do her bidding. Her destructive new powers were something to fear indeed, as she is now whispered in the Continents of Elrios as the Tech God, the one who is both dark and light. Inventor-Blast Technician-Pyromaniac Blast Technician: Roxie's hair is in two spiked pigtails and her goggles are acting as a necklace around her neck. She's wearing a red shirt and a vest, and a black skirt with black boots and gloves. Her tech-belt has various explosives attached to it. Her Aegis Nega form consists of a dark blue armor, her soul gem a small teal core on her forehead. Her arms can become mini-machine guns, and the pigtail-parts of her armor can shoot small rockets. Blast Technician Bio: Roxie knew her rifle wasn't going to suffice for long, and neither was MRH, who was in desperate need of repair, but with no materials to do so, Roxie had limited options. However, after working with alchemists, she discovered a technology called the soul-gem, which was used in Ancient Elrios by Nasods and Dark Mages. It compacts the soul into a portable gem, and allows the users body to get hurt, but will not die of any fatal wounds. However, if the gem is to break, the user will die. Although the risk threw Roxie off a bit, she allowed her soul to become a gem, and worked on a mecha-suit called the Aegis Nega to help protect the gem. Fusing the armor with the gem and MRH, she was able to allow her body to go into a dormant state, and she would control the armor in its entirety. Because of her destructive nature, she was named Blast Technician. Blast Technician Skills: Triple Explosion: Roxie randomly throws bombs around the field three times, exploding all in a medium-sized radius. Aegis Nega Equip: Roxie's body is unconscious as her armor flies into the battlefield, and can attack once more. Pyromaniac: Roxie's hair is red and spiked outward, her goggles still hanging from her neck. She is wearing a blue shirt with white sleeves and shorts with gray gloves and brown combat boots. Pyromaniac Bio: Roxie's armor was getting a bit beat-up after being used so much. She knew it was only a matter of time before a wandering weapon made its way to her soul gem-and put her out for good. Deciding to build a strong armor to protect her Aegis armor, she created a tank-like machine that she could summon, and place her armor inside to protect it. Equipped with heat-seeking rockets and bullets, plus twin laser cannons, the machine was known as the Aegis Detonator. Roxie quickly became violent and somewhat maniacal in battle, and always made sure her enemies went out with a bang. This earned her the title of Pyromaniac. Pyromaniac Skills: Bombs Away: Roxie jumps up into the air and shoots bombs down on the field, and can detonate them at will. Aegis Detonator: When Roxie is in Aegis Nega, she can transform into her Detonator, and while she won't be able to move, can shoot rockets and bullets that will lock on to their target. Eefa Age: 218 Race: Doll Witch Weapon: Black Magic, Knives Personality: Cold; Sarcastic, Snarky. Classes: Witch-Mirror Witch-Hell Maiden Witch-Glaive Witch-Slayer Battalion Witch-Ruin Witch-Ancient Being Appearance: Black hair and icy blue, cat-like eyes. Short blood-red dress and black shorts with white leggings and black shoes. Eefa dons a neck-tattoo that looks vine-like, and allows her soul to be contained within her body. Bio: Eefa used to be a kind witch, becoming the herbalist and somewhat of an alchemist for Elder. However, since in that time, there were many rumors about a witch in their town-and witches, who were being hunted looked to this town for refuge. Eefa had been born and raised in Sander before her parents disappeared on her, and she was left to raise herself by the age of ten. Eefa kept low during that time, making sure not to let her secret slip. But, at the clumsy age of 16, she wasn't really all that careful, and a wandering child was able to find her practicing magic. Unable to bring herself to kill the child, she let the child go. Knowing her death was very, very, near, she made a complete replica of herself, using organs from a human that she had killed in her past due to her magic spinning out of control. Once the 'doll' was done, she placed it in her bedroom, a black tattoo on the neck of her new body, and locked the door after leaving it. She then drew herself away from her house as much as possible, where she was then caught and executed violently. But as they couldn't find her mansion in the maze of the forest she lived in. But as soon as they burnt her body, her soul was transferred to the doll..and her eyes slowly opened once more. A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down , he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "When I was born I was black," "When I grew up I was black," "When I'm sick I'm black," "When I go in the sun I'm black," "When I'm cold I'm black," "When I die I'll be black." "But you sir..." "When you're born you're pink," "When you grow up you're white," "When you're sick, you're green," "When you go in the sun you turn red," "When you're cold you turn blue," "And when you die you turn purple," "And yet you have the nerve to call me colored." The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Girl Comebacks! Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together. Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together. Man: Your eyes, they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing. Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell. Man: It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I’m checking you out. Woman: Oh, sorry, I’m reserved for someone else. Man: I know how to please a woman. Woman: Then please leave me alone. Man: I want to give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts. Man: May I see you pretty soon? Woman: Don't you think I'm pretty now? Man: Your hair color is fabulous. Woman: Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store. Man: You look like a dream. Woman: Go back to sleep. Man: I can tell that you want me. Woman: Yes, I want you to leave. Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. or Stop. Man: I'd go through anything for you. Woman: Let's start with your bank account. Man: May I have the last dance? Woman: You've just had it Man: What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? Woman: What's it like being the biggest liar in the world? Man: So you wanna go back to my place? Woman: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock? Pick your birth month Italic anything that doesn't apply to you Bold the five-ten that best apply to you Copy to your own journal, with all twelve months underneath JANUARY: Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very stubborn and money cautious. FEBRUARY: Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizes dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions. MARCH: Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate. Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody. APRIL: Active and dynamic. Decisive and hasty but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. EmotionalAggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving. Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their lover can see. MAY: Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. . Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally, Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled.Systematic (left brain) . Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home.Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift. JUNE: Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Able to show character. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. Executive. Stubborn. JULY: (Summer FTW!) Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover. AUGUST: Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave andcaring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride in oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led.Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends. SEPTEMBER: Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well.Very confidentSensitive. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic. OCTOBER: Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to take things at the center Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated.Does not care of what others think.Emotional. Decisive Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children. NOVEMBER: Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive. Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less talkative but amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and hard-hearted. If there is a will, there is a way. Determined. Never give up. Hardly becomes angry unless provoked. Loves to be alone. Thinks differently from others. Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. Does not appreciate praises. High-spirited. Well-built and tough. Deep love and emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets. Not able to control emotions. Unpredictable. DECEMBER: Loyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential inorganizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egotistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical. 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If you knew I was just kidding, copy and paste this into your profile. Lol, jk. My arms are getting tired. And that doesn't happen alot. If you're also tired, copy and paste this into your profile. 37 Things to do in an Elevator 1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"( I always carry around Tinker Bell in my bag) 2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.(Yes, the wall is very cozy) 3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.(OPEN SESAME STREET!) 4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.(Yes. Admiral Chi, Commander of the Gopher Units) 5. Meow occasionally.(Neko!) 6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.(AHAHA Totally gotta do this in a zombie apocalypse) 7. Say "DING!" at each floor.(Sounds like something my friends would do..) 8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons. 9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.(HAHA.) 10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."(Yes, we all know you've got new socks, Jimmy) 11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them. 16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"(Naw, I'd say, "Hi Jesus, How's your day been?" 18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. 21. Swat at flies that don't exist. 22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it. 23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off. 24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you. 25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"(Sounds like something I'd do..and Chibella too..) 26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.(HAH. I do that a lot to screw with my Mom) 28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it. 29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..." 30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't. 31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer. 32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting. 33. Ask, "Did you feel that?" 34. Tell people that you can see their aura. 35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again." 36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." (Well, I do talk in my demon voice a lot..) 37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..." (MOLDYVORT MUST RISE AGAIN!) Friends FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella FRIENDS:Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS:Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS:Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. FRIENDS:Will confort you when the guy rejects you BEST FRIENDS:Will go up to him and say 'its because your aren't straight isn't it?' FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter FRIENDS: Will help you when you're lost BEST FRIENDS: Will be giving you bad directions and screwing with your compass FRIENDS: Will go with you to a concert BEST FRIENDS: Will be helping you kidnap the band FRIENDS: Will hide you from the cops BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they are after you FRIENDS: Will buy you a pregnancy test BEST FRIENDS: Will be standing outside the bathroom door screaming, "Name it after me!" FRIENDS: Find your Prince Charming BEST FRIENDS: Find him, kidnap him and then bring him to you FRIENDS: Will pick you up when you fall down BEST FRIENDS: Will pick you up, then trip you again FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then return it BEST FRIENDS: Have had your stuff for so long they've forgotten it's yours FRIENDS: Will leave when they feel insulted BEST FRIENDS: Will forgive you even if you don't know what you said wrong FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying BEST FRIENDS: Will cry with you and then go beat up the sorry loser who made you cry FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin' DAMN we really messed up FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you when it's that time of the month BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste that kind of shit!" FRIENDS: Will be crying at your funeral BEST FRIENDS: Will be sitting in jail for killing the guy who murdered you FRIENDS: Will help you move a body BEST FRIENDS: Will say "call me when you need a shovel." FRIENDS: Try to help you when you get hurt BEST FRIENDS: Sit there laughing their ass of saying, "Dude, you're an idiot!" FRIENDS: Ask why your crying BEST FRIENDS: Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry FRIENDS: Will ask you where is everything in your kitchen BEST FRIENDS: Know your kitchen better then they know the one at their parents house. FRIENDS: Ask before they go into your room BEST FRIENDS: Randomly start cleaning up, because they know where everything goes FRIENDS: Will say sorry and hide when someone close gets kidnapped by a monster BEST FRIENDS: Say, " I got 6 pounds of explosives in my backpack... Let's find this thing and blow it to shit!" When you explain your predicament FRIENDS: Laugh with you and say "Nice Job" when you have to dance in front of the class BEST FRIENDS: Laugh, and never let you forget it. FRIENDS: Never borrow money... BEST FRIENDS: Borrow $20 and then say "What money? YOU owe ME." FRIENDS: Will give you your phone back BEST FRIEND: Will steal your phone, tie your shoes together, and videotape the result. FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night BEST FRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you in the process FRIENDS: Will be embarassed when all goes silent and you start to sing the song that has been stuck in your head for days BEST FRIENDS: Will be singing along with you FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping with you FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them BEST FRIENDS: kick your ass and all's forgiven FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick BEST FRIENDS: Are there when you're sitting in a bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone FRIENDS: dare you to scream into the street BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!" BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the Hell out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts you FRIENDS: Will tell you they know how you feel BEST FRIENDS: Will sit down and cry with you FRIENDS: Ask nicely for your stuff BEST FRIENDS: Just shout "GIMME" FRIENDS: Wait to call you at a reasonable hour BEST FRIENDS: Will call you at two in the freaking morning FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things BEST FRIENDS: won't let you do stupid things 'alone'. FRIENDS: Will buy you lunch BEST FRIENDS: Will eat yours FRIENDS: will come and ask you to get a drink with her if some strange boy grabs you on the dance floor and you need an 'out'. BEST FRIENDS: Will push herself in between you and the punk, wrap her arms around you, and say. "I'm sorry she's here with me, find your own date." *Are you a Tomboy or Girly girl? Highlight the ones you are and add them up and then compare!* YOUR GUY SIDE: You love hoodies. Total: 13 (Wow..) YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/stick. Total: 3 (HAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAA) RESULT: Tomboy. YUSH. .:FIRE:. .:WATER:. .:EARTH:. .:AIR:. .:DARKNESS:. .:LIGHT:. Mer, Fire, Air, Darkness. Saw that comin. PREP You own a cell phone. GOTHIC Black is one of your favorite colors. PUNK You can skateboard.( I ended up with a sprained ankle after that.) GEEK You love the computer. Total: 6 (Saw that comin) EMO You cut yourself over depression. GHETTO/GANGSTA You like rap. HARDCORE/SCENE You like loud music. ATHLETIC You watch/watched the Superbowl. CHI IS...A Total Geek with a Hint of Gothy-Punkness. Chi.exe has stopped working due to lack of coffee and muffins. This is a serious issue. Without her Coffee and Muffins, the Universe will suffer a Logic Error and collapse on itself, creating the biggest black hole of all. Chi hereby entrusts her Gophers, ZBB, and her newly founded Squirrel Tribe her weapons and conquest for the world. | |||||||
1. I Know You reviewsEve wanted to kill herself, simple as that. She wanted it to be quick and painless. But once she fails, she is sent to a hospital and later, a Suicide Group. There, she meets someone who definitely reminds her of someone, like she knows or knew the red-head. A Coffee Lacking Chi Presents A Coffee Lacking One Shot!Elsword - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-17-13 - Elsword & Eve - Complete2. Elsword: Eve's Choice » reviewsEve has never believed in having emotions, love, or anything perplexing like that. Humans used to be allies, until they destroyed her people, that's all she used to know. Once she is awoken once more by the El Gang, she sets out to revive her race and see for herself how the world really works. And it might just turn out that emotions aren't so perplexing after all.Elsword - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,747 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 5-16-13 - Published: 2-3-13 - Elsword & Eve3. Elsword: Aisha's Judgement » reviewsAisha has left home to find her powers again and regain her honor as a great magician. Along the way, however, she finds a mysterious person who proves to set her on a different path. This makes her meet that troubling Elsword, caring Rena, vengeful Raven, quiet Eve, and loyal Chung. She and her friends become inseparable, but will Aisha's new magic prove worthy of her judgement?Elsword - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,532 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 4-1-13 - Published: 11-20-12 - Aisha4. Crack Puns and Witty Jokes » reviewsAfter Elbaka breaks the Fourth Wall, some shit happens. Worlds Collide, Memes will be used, and Chi will provide her Gopher Armies for further assistance in this new world. People will be out of character, the Fourth Wall will be broken repeatedly, and shit will hit the fan. You have been warned.Elsword - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 3-22-13 - Published: 3-20-13 - Elsword & Aisha5. Insanity's Arena reviewsMay change to M for gore..The Demon God Anger has watched the bloodshed the girls have caused, and decided to wind back the clock and place them-victims included-into an arena to fight for their victims. The boys, on the other hand, are forced to run from the girls and survive as long as possible. But of course, the girls are their only chance of survival..Elsword - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-5-13 - Eve6. The Elgang's First Words reviewsHaven't you ever wondered what the Elgang said as babies? What they thought when people picked them up? Well..here's basically what they thought. Also includes Chibella and Roxie's first words !Elsword - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-1-13 - Complete7. Author Talk! » reviewsChi will interview various Elsword authors and they will have various random conversations that she will post as a 'talk show' of sorts. Got this idea from sifting through my stories and it hit me. Like BOOM. Like a banana peel when you go biking. But enough of that. CLICK HERE DAMMIT :DElsword - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,131 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 3-1-13 - Published: 1-18-138. Demented Truth » reviewsEve is the emotionally warped leader of Demolition, a gang in Velder City. Along with Rena, the leader of Skull Rock, Elsword in his gang Masked Flames, Aisha in Lunar Espadas, Raven in Ignite Fangs, and Chung in Corruption. After disbanding due to dark causes, the effects played out as they try to survive in the modern city Ran rules. Ties will be forged and blood will be spilt..Elsword - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,473 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 3-1-13 - Published: 1-10-139. Dead Roses reviewsChung just started this new school life. It's quiet, the people are jerks, and things just can't get any better. Especially when someone dies unexpectedly on his first day. Not to mention a girl with a black eyepatch keeps appearing out of nowhere, warning him of something. Murders keep popping up like wildfire, and without the girl's help, they might just all wind up dead..Elsword - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-24-13 - Chung10. Dancing Dolls reviewsRena is jealous. Of who? Of Raven, who has broken up with her and gotten with another girl. There's only one thing left to do. Step One: Stalk them home. Step Two: Raise the Baseball Bat and let it connect with her skull. It's not too hard..right? On the other hand..that girl has some interesting hobbiesElsword - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 2-20-13 - Rena & Raven - Complete11. Stab With a Smile reviewsEve loves Elsword. She always will. But Aisha..Aisha always gets in the way.. She has to go. WARNING: Yandere :DElsword - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 2-13-13 - Eve & Elsword - Complete12. Elsword: Absence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder reviewsPart of the Blissful Desire series. Chibella hasn't been at school for a while, and Miharu is getting worried. Going to her house one particular night, things occur. Strange things. WARNING: YURI AND LEMON COMMENCE. DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE A SQUARE!Elsword - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-10-13 - Complete13. Torn Portraits » reviewsAra deals with everyday life. With the daily yelling of her parents, her brother taking the hits meant for her, and her occasional visits by a good teacher-friend. But then, one night, Ara just snaps. She can't take it anymore, and she runs away. Lucky for her, she's found by someone, and taken someplace safe for the time being. Then she slowly realizes her actions left bad marks..Elsword - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,237 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 1-29-13 - Published: 1-27-1314. Elsword: Chibella's Redemption » reviewsChi is just one of those half-demons that had to pay the price for her heritage. With an eye and her sanity. But an unexpected encounter with new friends and a shadow from the past may just prove helpful as well deadly. As she deals with her lingering companions Moon and Sun, she realizes her redemption might just come with those seven people. Possible ChixEls and/or ChixChungElsword - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-24-13 - Published: 1-23-1315. Elsword: The El Mafia » reviewsWe were only seven, only innocent children back then. I've been the boss for seven years. That's the way it's always been, since Dad died and left me his fortune, the City of Nox. This was my city now, the City of Nox. I was the boss of this city, the Cruel Mistress of the El Mafia. I've been hunted by many, but I quickly became the hunter. Rated M for Morbid Moments and char deathElsword - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,601 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 1-8-13 - Published: 10-18-12 - Eve & Chung - Complete16. Eve's Choice: Second Chance » reviewsEve is the Emotionless Ruler. But as Proto consoles her and jeers at her, a guilt-ridden Eve turns back time using her El and her entire story starts over again. Only this time..things will be more different than she could ever imagine. As Elsword slowly falls in love with another, Eve slowly begins to lose hope that her second chance was all for nothing. 3 Reviews New ChapterElsword - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,582 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 1-8-13 - Published: 12-12-12 - Eve & Elsword17. The Twilit Land » reviewsRena is an Elf who was sent by her Elder with her last dying breaths to retrieve and revive the El that powers her tribe, but little does she know what destiny lies ahead. Link is a normal Hylian living in Ordon, who also has a great destiny that intertwines with Rena's. Can they traverse the light and dark lands together to find what they seek?Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Elsword - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,771 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 12-30-12 - Published: 12-3-12 - Link & Rena18. NonConformist Club » reviewsRena is a Conformist. She did some horrible things to get where she had been, at the top of the ranks in Elrios High. But she discovered it's lonely at the top, and now things are about to change. Aisha is a NonConformist, an outsider who is picked on constantly. Not like anyone ever helps her with anything. So then..why did SHE? Ara is the new girl. New girl, new things, right..?Elsword - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,152 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 12-24-12 - Published: 12-23-12 - Rena & Aisha19. Star Academy Adventures » reviewsAisha, Age 16 Void Princess, is enrolled in Star Academy in Velder, Nevada. Moving from London for many reasons, she tries to start a new life here. She meets a bubbly elf, a lonely nasod, a shy guardian, a cold half-nasod, and a rambunctious magic swordsman. With the help of these people, her life changes for the better. Next up: Saturday! Enter Void Trial!Elsword - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,927 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 12-11-12 - Published: 11-29-12 - Aisha