Scarlet: FINALLY! Geez, how long were you trying to keep this space empty, Gellie? It looked so... so... BLANK!

Gellie: Who are you to be scolding me? It's not like I didn't try to ask you to write a profile together! You were always saying:"I wanna finish this fanfiction..." and I had to forget about it!

Scarlet: What? You never asked me! You were too busy looking at our story traffic! I had to do SOMETHING while you were obsessing over how many people were visiting our collaboration. Che

Gellie: Well... Well... Well... I like reviews!

Scarlet: Yeah, and fanfiction.net will send you an email when we get one! Chill for a Jashindamned minute!

Gellie: Yeah! GO SUSHI! Ah, btw, did you notice that I made OUR avatar into MIKUO?

Scarlet: ...Yeah, I noticed, but who's Mikuo? He looks kinda weird.

Gellie: He has aquamarine hair! He wears a gray top, black pants, and a turquoise tie!

Scarlet: I know that. I saw the picture. Which anime is he from? And who is he?

Gellie: HE ISN'T FROM AN ANIME! HE'S...Should I tell you? Aren't we supposed to take notes from the science textbook now? What if a teacher sees us typing a profile when we were supposed to be taking notes?

Scarlet: No, we're supposed to be taking notes from a social studies textbook. Geez, the fat thing is right in front of you.

Gellie: It's the same idea! We're not doing our work! What if we get caught?

Scarlet: Who cares. Not me. Also, we're in a library. The teacher's not here. And if you don't wanna tell me, I can always search him up. And besides, I doubt this actually qualifies as a profile. We're supposed to TELL about ourselves, not argue and have a running commentary...

Gellie: Well, he— Hey! An idiot just came and looked at our computer and said "What are you doing?" Btw, he's so short. Even shorter than you, Scarlet.

Scarlet: Tch. Don't diss the height. I'm allowed to be shorter than you remember? Age difference! And stop writing chat talk. Btw=By the way. Use it. And his name's Alan. Not idiot. Or short person. Who's Mikuo?

Gellie: Ah, he's from Vocaloid. Hatsune Miku, Hatsune Mikuo. Looks like a boy version of Miku. Recognize him now?

Scarlet: Oh. Her. What did she do, become a cross dresser? Transgender? Something like that?

Gellie: ...

Scarlet: Miku, a cross dresser... Pffft. Miku, a transgender... PFFFFFT.

Gellie: You know what? I think we really need to start working on our notes.

Scarlet: Notes are stupid. They can go to heck. Peace! See, I didn't swear. IN YO FACE, GELLIE!

Gellie: Someone review please! I really want one!

Scarlet: And here goes the off tangent and shameless advertising all over again...

Gellie: I'm NOT shamelessly advertising our story! I'm... I'm... politely asking people to comment!

Scarlet: Uh-huh. Yeah, right. Anyways! Hi, I'm Scarlet. I have my own account called "The Shuiro Amaya". I read mostly Naruto fanfiction, but I'll give anything that comes my way a try, even if they're about things I've never read or watched. I can't write romance without it looking like shit and too much fluff sickens me. I like reviews. I like reviewers. I also like flames. Why you should NOT flame us will be discussed later. Passing the mic on!

Gellie: Hi! I'm Gellie, which is quite obvious. My other account on fanfiction is RosAangel Naito and I had written one fanfiction for Prince of Tennis! Unlike Scarlet, I can write romance but I will refuse kissing scenes and other fluffy stuff. Well, I will tolerate a smooch if it is necessary. My grammar sucks.

Scarlet: Yeah, and I constantly have to clean up after her!

Gellie: Thanks for the comment. Hey! Reader! Does she look like a 12 year old to you?

Scarlet: What's that supposed to mean? Hey! Gellie! Answer the question!

Gellie: What question?

Scarlet: Read! The question I asked you, DUH!

Gellie: Oh!!! Because you aren't cute and sweet like what 12 year old children are supposed to be. You are so harsh and MEAN!

Scarlet: Hn. You don't act like a 14 year old either. And who said 12 year old kids have to be sweet and angelic? I'll gut the person! We aren't like that at all! Cha! SHANNARO!

Gellie: Pah... I guess it's just a stereotype.

Scarlet: DAMN RIGHT IT IS! (And that's the most "foul language" Gellie will let me use. Che)

Gellie: Oh, I just decided to change our avatar to a Kira-QB!

Scarlet: So?

Gellie: I adore Kirakishou and you adore that b*stard QB so...combination!

Scarlet: Baka. Don't swear. And QB isn't a bas— bleep! Take that back, bi— bleep! Hey! Stop censoring my words!

Gellie: You little ewe!

Scarlet: The frick? Is that your idea of an insult? Che

Gellie: Because sheeps are stupid.

Scarlet: Huh? It's not sheeps, it's sheep.

Gellie: I call you stupid, and you pay attention to my grammar?

Scarlet: Well, it's the only thing worth paying attention to...

Gellie: Did you just imply that I'm worthless????

Scarlet: I didn't imply it, I practically TOLD you.

Gellie: Why you little–!

Chatty (Friend; Account name: K.A. Le Chat): Do you guys know what a oneshot is?

Scarlet & Gellie: ...

Chatty: HELLO??? Did you hear my question?

Scarlet & Gellie: It's a story with only one chapter...

Chatty: Thanks! (runs away)

Scarlet and Gellie high-five*

Writing Distinction!

Gellie: SO! We decided to make a section about how to tell Scarlet's writing and my writing apart！

Scarlet: More like you decided! It's obvious who's writing is who's.

Gellie: Hey... But it is you who suggested putting this on our profile, you— What do you mean by obvious?

Scarlet: Like this: When the writing is deep, poetic, and beautiful, it's ME! Yours is just normal.

Gellie: OI! YOU MEAN I CAN'T BE DEEP, POETIC, AND BEAUTIFUL? AND PLUS, THE COMEDY PARTS ARE MINE TOO! SAME WITH THE IDEAS!

Scarlet: ... *slanting eyes* No, you can't write "deep, poetic, and beautiful" things. :P :P :P

Gellie: ...Meanie... Meani-DAYO! WAAAAAAAAAAAAH BE NICE TO YOUR DEAR FRIEND GELLIE! THAT'S YOUR GOAL OF THE YEAR! WAAAAAAAH!

Scarlet: No it's not. You assigned it to me, which means I don't have to follow it. And don't you mean "deyo"? :)

Gellie: DAH-yo! And what's with the emoticons today?

Scarlet: Hmph. I like emoticons! And it's DE-yo. Like YUKIHANI!

Gellie: I'm going to sleep... bye.

Scarlet: BAKAAAA! Gellie, I'm gonna pinch you until you wa—

Gellie: IYAAAAAAAA-OUUUUUCH!!! THAT HURT!

Scarlet: Good. Then it accomplishe— HEY! DON'T GO BACK TO SLEEP!

Gellie: FINE! MADA MADA DA NE! Back to original topic, how do we tell our writing styles apart?

Scarlet: *Yawn* Just... Just copy one of our... sentences into... here...

Gellie: KK Let's talk about apples instead!

An apple is crunchy and juicy and their colors can vary from green to dark red.

Scarlet: My turn.

It's red, like my name.

Gellie: ARE YOU EVEN TRYING?????

Scarlet: Not really.

Gellie: TRRRRRYYYYY!

Scarlet: *pause* Fine.

An apple grows from a tree that grows from a seed that came from a fallen apple.

There. Happy?

Gellie: 无语中…… (speechless)

AAAAAND! IT'S TIME FOR OUR INDIVIDUAL INTRODUCTIONS!

Gellie

ABOUT ME:
So something about me?

I love drawing, reading, writing, singing and...eating! I mean, food is awesome!

I have two dogs. One is called Gurgle (well, the translation Chinese from says Gurgle...) and the other is Kitty. I know, calling a dog 'kitty' is weird. But hey! I know someone who has a cat named ‘doggy!'

I'm planning to draw a manga version of our story when I get my base stable. I'm working very hard in sketching classes and other art classes to achieve this!

I'm only good at drawing faces and hair and I suck at drawing the body... So recently I have been staring at people's legs and hands to get better. I only draw girls but I know I have to learn to draw boys too...

Ha ha ha... So here you have a strange girl staring at boys to learn how to draw them, and she's not interested in them at all. Aren't I? Well... I actually want to buy models of the human body, both man and women... NAKED because I want to examine them. Sigh. I know this is very awkward but I really want to be able to draw anything!!! Maybe all I need a book that explains the difference between man and girls and how their bones and muscle shape are different. Yes, I need one, I don't want to really buy the models! Maybe I should buy a huge load of man barbie dolls?

Oh, also, I'm only interested in anime guys, not the guys in the 3D world. Sigh... I have to wait for their hormones to die down first before I start liking them. They are acting too stupid now because they are in puberty. Sigh. Sigh. Sigh.

FAVORITE MUSIC/BANDS:

I like to listen to a variety of music. I don't like going with the flow and listening to music because it is very popular to others. So I listen to Rock, Gothic music, Pop, Japanese/Anime songs, music made by instruments, and opera.

My favorite rock bands are Paramore, Within Temptation, and Evanescence. They say that Evanescence is more Gothic than rock but I think it is both. I also like Nightwish too. I don't like Pop that much but I will listen to it because of it's lyrics.

I also like listening to music made by traditional Chinese instruments because they give me peace, and the music is pure and clean.

I like the Er Hu for it's sometimes sorrowful sounds and it's high pitched, bright, energetic music. If you ever wonder what an Er Hu sounds like, you can listen to Dragonia by Nana Mitzuhi. The strange, violin-like music is made by the Er Hu.

Another favorite instrument of mine is the Gu Zheng because of the clear, bell-like, notes they make. It's the same with the Pi-pa. I think the best Pi-pa music that had done the best job with combining the elements of present day music and traditional style is done by Lin-hai(林海).

Lin-hai's album Pi-pa Xiang is the best!

Goal(s) in Life: Travel around the world and extract elements from all different kinds of art, combine them together and find my own style. I want to have a unique style like Picasso, one that all will recognize by looking at the artwork. Sadly, I'm afraid that this dream might not be fulfilled. Mom fears that I will become one of those "starving artists" and die... So I've decided to either start my own manga/anime production company. But I don't want to be stuck with drawing anime all my life though. I want to become an artist, not an manga artist. Whatever will happen in the future, I don't know, but I should work hard now. I'm only fourteen, there's still some time.

Scarlet! Cha! Shannaro!

'Bout me!

Yo! Hmm... about me?

I read obsessively. Literally. If I'm not on the computer reading and favoriting fanfiction (there's a reason I had about 3,000 favorites on my other account, although I've cut it down to 200 now), then I'm walking around, up, and down the stairs holding a book. In Gellie's opinion, I can finish five-ten books a day, depending on the length. My record for finishing Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows is 3 hours 15 minutes, so yeah.

I write too. Duh. I have a rather instinctive grasp of grammar, but come on! How much can a 12 year old know? I don't really pay attention to how the sentence is structured, I just change it until it sounds right to me. I have no real muse; I just have to kick my ass into gear (or ask Gellie to do it for me) and then I'll generally start writing. I guess I can phrase it this way: I need no inspiration... Just motivation.

I'm the kind of person that, once they see all the mistakes they made after posting their chapter, will go back and redo them. And once they see all the mistakes in the redone version, they'll go back and fix it again. So chances are, if you didn't understand something we wrote, I'll realize it and fix it. And if I don't fix it, just tell me and I will.

I'm a year younger than Gellie, but we're great friends and in the same grade. So there, Gellie! Young people pwnage!

I have a penchant for swearing (sometimes in English, usually in Japanese (aka. words I searched up that mean swears in English), I don't want to get in trouble...) and Gellie constantly tells me that I'm too young to use the language that I do. Honestly, I don't care. Should I?

Nah.

Random Facts About You (Of course not, it's about ME.)

I'm rather... odd, but isn't everyone?

I can be annoyingly childish at times, but then at others I become solemn and withdrawn. I can be increasingly and increasingly serious but then I will start chanting about some random subject in a peppy voice.

I believe that maturity has nothing to do with growing older and everything to do with how you view yourself.

I enjoy inside jokes and how nobody else seems to get them, but I am unhappy when I don't understand another person's inside joke.

I am an employer of "A life for an eye" policy, aka. I take more from the person who has taken from me than said person took from me.

I read everything I can get my hands on, and although I have stories I don't like as much as others, I have never really outright disliked a story, no matter what I may have said. I have a pretty fast reading speed, and one of my favorite places to be is the library. Another is in front of my computer.

I can't write humor or action, which I blame on my strange sense of humor and lack of visualization, but I deal well enough with the types of writing that fall under the categories of mild angst and poetry.

I hope that I am one of those that can be counted as "creative."

I won a short story writing contest once by writing a reflective journal entry that had no elements of a short story; my teacher published a speech of mine that was actually a poem in the newspaper; I suppose it can be gathered that I have an aversion to conforming to the status quo when writing.

Vocabulary could be said to be one of my strengths, I score pretty well on the linguistic sections of the SSATs and CTP4s, and I come up with the chapter titles in our story.

Yes, I do have a proclivity for short and simple. And yes, I do like complicated words.

My favorite bands are t.A.T.u, Paramore, Evanescence, Within Temptation (Gellie intro-ed the first and last to me, while I introduced the middle two to Gellie), and Simple Plan. I haven't listened to much Nightwish, but one day I'll get around to adding some of their songs to my iTunes. I like Japanese songs too, and I'm pretty interested in Japanese things overall.

Goal(s) In Life:

As of the moment? Nebulous. Nascent.

By the way, if fanfiction doesn't eat this URL, go take my quiz: http://www.quizyourfriends.com/take-quiz.php?id=1302011406573636&a=1&

I'm warning you; it's really... quirky. Yeah...

WHY YOU SHOULD NOT FLAME!

Gellie: So, here is the promised explanation of WHY YOU SHOULD NOT FLAME!

Scarlet: It's simple, seriously.

Gellie: First of all, even though Scarlet is just 12 years old, she has a very... extensive vocabulary.

Scarlet: Simply meaning, I can swear like a sailor. I blame Hidan!

Gellie: Yeah. And she's good at giving tongue lashings to anyone who tries to provoke her.

Scarlet: Gellie, on the other hand, is the violent one. I once took a survey that said I was good at self-control, aka. controlling my emotions, but when it comes to anger, Gellie won't hold back. Sooo... don't get on her bad side. It's not a good place to be, and she can get pretty vicious even on paper, or over the internet.

Gellie: Yah... I think I have anger problems... Like my mom...

Scarlet: Basically, don't flame.

Gellie: Or it'll be two against one, and it won't be pretty.

Scarlet: Well, if you want to get thoroughly cussed out then... be my guest, seriously.

Gellie and Scarlet: Just a warning!

Scarlet: Yeah...

Gellie: CLONE CLONE CLONE!

Scarlet: I am not a f— bleeping clone!

Gellie: Hehe.

Scarlet: GELLIE! What did I tell you about censoring?????!!!