Current status: swamped by school... :(

ABOUT MY PEN NAME

Am I a falconer? NO

Do I want to be one? YES

Will I ever move my lazy butt and actually become one? NO

Is 54 a special number to me? NO

Does it sound cool with falconer? YES

Birth: sometime between creation of Earth and the present

Hometown: Somewhere in the world

Birthday- july 9

Interests:

Reading, drawing, reading, writing, reading. Oh, and did I mention reading? I also like Legos and I am a history buff. I also ice-skate and love to ski.

Most likely to find in my notebooks: random doodles when i should be taking notes...

What you will NOT find in my stories:

-Slash, strong profanity, inappropriate topics

Genres I generally write- angst, hurt/comfort

Genres I do not generally write

-Romance

Current Favorite Fandom: Sherlock Holmes

Pet Peeve: plot-bunnies at 11 pm or other inconvenient times

Other liked fandoms:

Star Trek, TOS; Smurfs; Hunger games; trauma center, Animorphs; warriors, Professor Layton, Les Mis

OC POLICY-

For the Hunger Games, all the tributes in my story and for Sherlock Holmes, my characters from UVT Riley Willow, Spencer Wade, officer Brady, Xavier Akastra, and the three criminals from chapter 10 and 11, my character from drabbles the Irregular Luke. From Random Sherlockian Christmas Musical, I only own my random mariachi, although why anybody would want to use it I have no idea. I own all of Watson's fellow soldiers from my 221b chapter "Tiger", and I also own the tiger. They can be used, with my permission, but tell me first because if the story you are planning to use them in contains Slash or strong profanity it will not be allowed.

Warrior name: frostfire or falconwing

Other cool names: warrior who strikes at midnight, eagle with wings that blaze,

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, HyperactivleyBored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return Man Life Sucks, The Poisoned Doughnut of DOOM -'TophToph'-, chocolatecoveredbananacheese, rubyredhott92, Andrazuria, animaluvr3, AutobotGirl6, Sherlock109, Princess Jewel, falconer54

Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3,4,5, and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to your mother ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which button to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.
If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line.
If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, and date of birth, social security number and your mother's maiden name.
If you have post traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000.
If you have bipolar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you.
Repost this if you wish you were the one who recorded the voice mail...

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods.

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (wow- defrost something frozen!?)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (and heating does WHAT to something?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (oh yes, children can drive if they do not have this medication.)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." ( where else can i use it?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." ( very descriptive)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (That would be why I bought it)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions: "Put on fork and eat."

On a can of bug spray: “Harmful to bees”.

On a TV remote control: “Not dish washer safe”. (But its dirty!)

A New Zealand insect spray: "Not tested on animals."

A VCR box says: "Instructional video on hooking up your VCR included." (Um... How do i watch it?)

A can of self-defense pepper spray: "May irritate eyes."

A dishwasher carries this warning: "Do not allow children to play in the dishwasher."

A popular manufactured fireplace log: "Caution - Risk of Fire." (Isn't that the point?)

A rubber ball toy: "Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball." (Thank you, I'm not blind)

A baby stroller: "Remove child before folding." (Oh, so that's why it's not folding!)

A pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists: "Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." ( oh, i thought they had a force field)

A Fruit Roll-Up snack: "Remove plastic before eating." (But that adds the extra flavor)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! =D

YOU KNOW YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH SHERLOCK HOLMES WHEN...

1. You have imaginary conversations with Holmes and/or Watson

2. If you see any mention of the Victorian Era, you search the article/entry/etc for any mention of Sherlock Holmes

3. You check out only mystery books from the library

4. You have dreams about Sherlock Holmes / Victorian Era ( most recent one: getting a torch thrown at you when apprehending a criminal with Holmes and Watson) *DO I NEED HELP?*

5. You find yourself exchanging writing tips with Watson

6. You want to go to London to ...go to the Sherlock Holmes Museum

7. You want to go to Switzerland...to go to Reichenbach Falls

8. You keep making connections to Sherlock Holmes

9. You have daydreams involving characters from Sherlock Holmes

10. You find yourself saying "What the deuce" sometimes

11. You label your triangles "ACD' in geometry class

I am guilty of all of those...

YOU KNOW YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH LES MIS WHEN...

1. You know half the songs by heart

2. You sing those songs at random times

3. Half of the songs stuck in your head are from Les Mis

4. not a "you know you are obsessed," but the LES MIS MOVIE ROCKS!!!

Again, guilty as charged

STATUS OF FICS

UNEXPECTED VISITORS IN TIME- COMPLETE!

DEATH'S SHADOW- on hiatus until havea clue where it is going

THE BEST AND WISEST MAN- complete, unless you want me to write more

221B- am open to sugesstions

NIGHTMARES- running out of ways to kill... open to suggestions. On anohter note, I am thrilled at all the good feedback it is receiving.

LAMENTS- complete

THE 43RD ANNUAL HUNGER GAMES- complete

VICE VERSA- complete

EMPTY CHAIRS AT EMPTY TABLES ALTERNATE VERSION- complete

DRABBLES- open to suggestions

THE MOST DANGEROUS GAME: AFTER THE PLUNGE- complete

STRANDED- updates will probably be sporadic. and no, I do not whow where it is going

PRANKS- in progress, suggestions are welcome, because it might speed up updates

CAROLS- sucks. I know. please no flames, though

RANDOM SHERLOCKIAN CHRISTMAS MUSICAL- forgive my randomness. Mariachi included.

THINGS THAT SHERLOCK HOLMES SHOULD NEVER OBTAIN- suggestions always welcome, because I only have one more idea... that I'm going to wait to post because I need to save my laptop's power. You know? Never mind. Its a horrible idea.

BREAKING DOWN THE FOURTH WALL- dont kill me

ELEMENTARY: in progress. Have series planned out. Next story, Ethereal, is going to be about Reichenbach, and the last part of the trilogy, Eternal, will be my AU version of "The Empty House." Currently have writer''s block on it... Flames will be used to strengthen Holmes' power

AND STILL IT TREMBLES- updates will be sporadic. 10 favorites! I'm thrilled!

PLEASE, POR FAVOR, ETC, Read and REVIEW! (is anybody still reading this?)

Proud member of the Baker Street Unconventionals. Who said we had to let the Irregular boys have all the fun? If you want to know more about the unofficial feminine force, feel free to ask the founder, OneDarkandStormyNight. If you're already a member, add your name and paste this to your profile.
OneDarkandStormyNight, Mam'zelleCombeferre, Hades Lord of the Dead, falconer54

The boy you punched in the hall today. Committed suicide a few minutes ago. That girl you called a slut in class today. She's a virgin. The boy you called lame. He has to work every night to support his family. That girl you pushed down the other day. She's already being abused at home. That girl you called fat. She's starving herself. The old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars. He fought for our country. The boy you made fun of for crying. His mother is dying. You think you know them. Guess what? You DON'T! Re-post if you are against bullying

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Sonic is not gay. Shadow is not gay. Neither is Tails, Vector, Knuckles, and most other Sonic Characters. Post this on your profile if you don't like slash.