I am Darcos and I am ready to write!!

Sorry about that but I couldn't stop myself.

I am the Biggest fan of anime/manga and watch all of it that I can- I love it.

I know people say they love it but that just means they really like it but I actually love it someday I might marry anime/manga... that may be hard to understand but there you go.

I always have an obsession with one certain character that I think is so much better than the rest- they should do spin offs but there never the main characters

Anyways: (Dudes)

Shun Kazami (Bakugan)

Gray Fullbuster (Fairy Tail)

Chazz Princeton (Yu Gi Oh GX)

Sasuke Uchiha (Naruto/ Naruto Shippuden)

(Dudettes)

mainly I do made up characters but hey ho!!

Erza Scarlette (Fairy Tail)

Julie/ Alice (Bakugan) (ITS A TIE!!!)

Blair Flannigan (Yu Gi Oh GX) (She's the only one apart from Alexis and I hate her. WITH A BURNING PASSION)

Yeah thats pretty much It so far the others are kind of a waste of time so bye!!!

READ MY STORIES OR FEEL MY WRATH!!!

Plus I don't care if you flame me even on my first story I'd love to hear what you think and will most probably correct or might even hand you the plot to make your own version but I'll most likely just dedicate a story to you.

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

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If you could read that put it in your profile

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This is Bunny.

Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination!

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

FAKE VS. REAL

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Dang … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will copy and paste this

RANDOM QUIZ!

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

"What I wouldn't give for some Supper!" He Exclaimed...Don't ask- Just don't.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

A Door inside a box.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

I don't know... maybe Midsomer Murders...? GAAH!

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

Uh...probably around 11 pm?

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

BOO-YAH! 10:53PM 7 MINUTES OUT! NINJA!

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

My dog Growling in his sleep, I think those are my three guinea pigs squeaking...My fish tank sloshing around, Dad snoring...the 2 rabbits running into the hutch door...and the wind.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

About 3 days ago...Its the half term I have nothing to do.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

My Deviantart Account

9. What are you wearing?

My pajamas

10. Did you dream last night?

No, but I had nightmares

11. When did you last laugh?

About 2 weeks ago... I don't laugh easily.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

My drawings, Story plans and two 3D Posters...one of aaaaaa...Tiger and one of a...oh two wolves

13. Seen anything weird lately?

...Wierd for you or wierd for me...?

I guess wierd for you erm... OH! My Auntie set herself on fire.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Meh, guess it could be worse.

15. What is the last film you saw?

iRobot.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

...Can you buy freedom from school...?

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

THATS CLASSIFIED!

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Stop eating all the poor unsuspecting animals! SERIOUSLY! If your for example a lamb... ready for this... GOOD!

You are having a lovely day at 18 months old (awwww The BABY!) and you've just got up from a pleasent sleep..YAWN... Your about to eat a patch of grass.

Suddenly your tossed into the back of a truck by an unseen enemy and cornered before being whisked off to a tall gray building that looms over you two months in a 3 foot cell then your dead.

Your eaten by someone in England.

And someone in -God Knows-Thailand. Seriously? What kind of crappy life is THAT?!

19. Do you like to dance?

HELL NO!

20. George Bush...

Sucks. End of.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Sky

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Finn

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

NO! I live in England but I love the weather... Mom and Dad are gonna try to talk me into moving to Botswana but I don't wanna go...

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

Me? Heaven? Hell no, I don't have a CHANCE of getting there.

FEMALE COMEBACKS!! pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and I together

Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.

Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Poof! I'm here! What are your other two wishes?

Woman: A bottel of asprin and a gun

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this... If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. “Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. “There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me.”

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".

You know you live in 2000 when you...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screen name or myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that

13.) and you know you did.