|The Cake Genius|
Author has written 23 stories for Harry Potter, Casson Family Series, Death Note, Soul Eater, Kuroshitsuji, Merlin, Code Geass, and Homestuck.
Profile Update: I've recently been on a small hiatus. I'm sorry for that. I've had some major life changes occurring, and, mixed with a minor writer's block, it hasn't been easy for me to write. I'll try to update SSM. I probably won't be able to update my Al/Scor for quite a while. DSU will take quite a while to finish, seeing as the plot will be very long. If you are new to my works, please bear with it! After that, I will most likely re-write ITD and fix up all the editing mistakes.
A guide to my Wammy's OC's (which are based on my friends, and may or may not turn up, with account names used if available):
Knell- Knell Ismeh
Death Note: L, Mello
"Well, golly gee willikers, Penny's a lesbian!"-- my mother
"This is why God made iPods!!"-- my art teacher
"I AM LEARNING A VALUABLE LEASON. IT TURNS OUT YOU CAN'T ALTER THE OUTCOME OF DECISIONS MADE BY MORONS, NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU YELL AT THEM. ALL YOU CAN REALLY DO IS GIVE THEM A HARD TIME AND TRY TO MAKE THEIR LIVES JUST A LITTLE MORE MISERABLE."-- Karkat Vantas
"OF COURSE YOU'D BE BRAVE. THAT TENDS TO BE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DO SOMETHING REALLY FUCKING COURAGEOUS."-- Karkat Vantas
"Make the sparkly reach out!"-- Ryuichi Sakuma
"You just now realized you're beautiful today?! What's you're malfunction?!"-- my girlfriend
"We accept the love we think we deserve." --Charlie
"I AM ANGRY... BECAUSE I FORGIVE YOU." --The Signless/The Sufferer
"Hey! We're the aristocracy. We've got a duty to be weird." --Feferi Peixes
"You always go down guns blazing. Thats what a hero does when he loves adventure and has guns."-- Jake English
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
Number your FAV Death Note characters 1-12 (no order) then answer questions!
8. Beyond Birthday
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Not really; Near's psochotically adorable, but not hot.
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Wedy got Beyond preggers? That's not even possible! Wtf?!
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Mello and Gevanni? I could almost see that, if I had brain surgery that went wrong and a couple missing screws...
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Light/A or Light/Ryuk?! NO. Just NO. If Ryuk looked like a human and L was nonexistent, I could see myself shipping them... but Light never even MET A. Well, except in that Dlvvanzor fic, where that pairing is plausible but other than that, NO. XD
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Rem walks in on Mello and Wedy having sex, shakes her head sadly, and floats away. (That pairing would be crack, but strangely hot...)
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.
LxBB (or BBxL) just doesn't have the capacity to be fluffy. No way, no sir. They are actually a viable ship, but they would have a violent relationship like you wouldn't believe (even more violent than LxL, which I ship vehemently)!
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Rem/Wedy Hurt/Comfort? I mean... what? Okay... "White Rose Sky."
11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to De-Flower One?
12) Does anyone of your friends read Three het?
Hell, no. We're all yaoi fangirls. Matt is with Mello forever.
13) Does anyone of your friends write or draw Eleven?
14) Would anyone of your friends write Two/Four/Five ?
15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
A songfic for Beyond would probably be to "Matryoshka," by Gumi and Miku. I'd have to translate it into English, though... or "Such Horrible Things," by Creature Feature.
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
First of all, Ryuk could never pick up Mello. I guess he would just be blunt and ask for a fuck, since they really cut to the chase.
"L and A are in a happy relationship until A suddenly runs off with Near. L, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Watari and a brief unhappy affair with Wedy, then follows the wise advice of Light and finds true love with Mello."
"These Everlasting Scars."
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocker, Fangalicious, Bellafan123, Vampire-cutie18,Maru-chan 101, White Rose Of Oddity, Naruhinagirl94, SammywithSwagger, xPrincessKagurax, XoSannyoX, keroneko13, The Cake Genius
Life and Lemons
When Life Gives you Lemons, Make Lemonade!
When life gives you lemons, throw them back and say give me some real * food!
When god gives you lemons, get a new god.
When life gives you lemons, just make sure you clear your history.
When life gives you lemons, put them in a pretty basket and re-gift them back to life.
When Light gives you lemons, make strawberry cake.
"You'll be doing one thing then something else hits you just like that and you roll with it. That's what you do when life hands you lemons. You sure as fuck don't make lemonade because who the fuck knows where that fuckin' shit comes from?
It's squeezed out of miracles is where." --Gamzee Makara
OKAY!! Who is this LIFE and why is he throwing stuff at People? It probably Hurts!!
If you are a Germany/Italy fan, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you are a Sweden/Finland fan, copy and paste this onto profile.
If you support the "Germany-Is-Holy Roman Empire-All-Grown-Up" theory, copy and paste this onto your profile.
PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE- if you have ever listened to music in another language, and sang along having no IDEA what they are SAYING and PROUD OF IT!!
What a Boyfriend SHOULD do (A real boyfriend)(or girlfriend in my case, although she is wonderful just the way she is, and doesn't need to do any more):
When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong
When she ignore's you, Give her your attention
When she pull's away, Pull her back
When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world
Let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her Let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?"
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he/she rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're (not)? gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keep on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your real prince/princess.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings them to you.
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Comforts you when he dumps you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him and whisper "seven days..."
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - *beep* - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the cell next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs.
BEST FRIENDS: Doesn't address your parents--just starts talking
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail, again.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you again saying "DAMN!!"
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Only knows a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Most likely leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HERE."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "CHUG, CHUG, CHUG!"
FRIENDS: Will Ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this shit!
(Myth is JUST like this! XD)
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.
Harry > Voldemort, Voldemort > Cedric, and Cedric = Edward. So, Harry > Voldemort > Edward. Therefore, Harry > Edward. So, Harry Potter > Twilight. If you agree with this form of logic, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this into your profile.
I you actually READ the Casson family series... I love you. Spread the love by copying this onto your profile.
If you perceived Indigo's Star by Hilary McKay as one of the longest and best preslashes EVER, copy and paste this into your profile while fangirling over your ships.
If you think that Rose Casson needs to cool her jets, copy and paste this onto your profile.
The Cake Genius
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