Profile Update: I've recently been on a small hiatus. I'm sorry for that. I've had some major life changes occurring, and, mixed with a minor writer's block, it hasn't been easy for me to write. I'll try to update SSM. I probably won't be able to update my Al/Scor for quite a while. DSU will take quite a while to finish, seeing as the plot will be very long. If you are new to my works, please bear with it! After that, I will most likely re-write ITD and fix up all the editing mistakes.

A guide to my Wammy's OC's (which are based on my friends, and may or may not turn up, with account names used if available):

Above- me

Myth- BeyondTheMyth

Magick- AnimRomantic4Ever

Myst- mellosgoggledgamer

Marbles- Meganisawesomeness

Knell- Knell Ismeh

Opal- Olivia

Apart- Annabelle

Angela- Lexie

Ember- Elaine

My roleplays:

Hetalia: Latvia

Death Note: L, Mello

Favorite Quotes:

"Well, golly gee willikers, Penny's a lesbian!"-- my mother

"This is why God made iPods!!"-- my art teacher

"I AM LEARNING A VALUABLE LEASON. IT TURNS OUT YOU CAN'T ALTER THE OUTCOME OF DECISIONS MADE BY MORONS, NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU YELL AT THEM. ALL YOU CAN REALLY DO IS GIVE THEM A HARD TIME AND TRY TO MAKE THEIR LIVES JUST A LITTLE MORE MISERABLE."-- Karkat Vantas

"OF COURSE YOU'D BE BRAVE. THAT TENDS TO BE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DO SOMETHING REALLY FUCKING COURAGEOUS."-- Karkat Vantas

"Make the sparkly reach out!"-- Ryuichi Sakuma

"You just now realized you're beautiful today?! What's you're malfunction?!"-- my girlfriend

"We accept the love we think we deserve." --Charlie

"I AM ANGRY... BECAUSE I FORGIVE YOU." --The Signless/The Sufferer

"Hey! We're the aristocracy. We've got a duty to be weird." --Feferi Peixes

"You always go down guns blazing. Thats what a hero does when he loves adventure and has guns."-- Jake English

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Number your FAV Death Note characters 1-12 (no order) then answer questions!

1. L

2. Mello

3. Matt

4. Near

5. Light

6. Gevanni

7. Rem

8. Beyond Birthday

9. A

10. Ryuk

11. Watari

12. Wedy

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Gevanni/Watari? HELL, NO!!!!

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Not really; Near's psochotically adorable, but not hot.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Wedy got Beyond preggers? That's not even possible! Wtf?!

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

I do recall a couple fics with A in them, but I don't think I've seen any with him as the main character. It's a shame.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Mello and Gevanni? I could almost see that, if I had brain surgery that went wrong and a couple missing screws...

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Light/A or Light/Ryuk?! NO. Just NO. If Ryuk looked like a human and L was nonexistent, I could see myself shipping them... but Light never even MET A. Well, except in that Dlvvanzor fic, where that pairing is plausible but other than that, NO. XD

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Rem walks in on Mello and Wedy having sex, shakes her head sadly, and floats away. (That pairing would be crack, but strangely hot...)

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

Matt/Ryuk fic summary (ROFLMAO): Uh... "Shinigami aren't meant to fall in love with humans. But after a chance encounter in a dirty alley and a night of drunken revelry, Ryuk begins to question his feelings for a certain redhead boy... the only human he ever felt was worth saving."

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

LxBB (or BBxL) just doesn't have the capacity to be fluffy. No way, no sir. They are actually a viable ship, but they would have a violent relationship like you wouldn't believe (even more violent than LxL, which I ship vehemently)!

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Rem/Wedy Hurt/Comfort? I mean... what? Okay... "White Rose Sky."

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to De-Flower One?

If I wanted Near to deflower L (ppppppbbbfffffftttttttt), they would do it on the last night they ever saw each other. Near tries to get his feelings across, but neither of them (being the socially crippled, lovable freaks that they are) gets up the courage to say "I love you." L's death was the real reason Near went so cold.

12) Does anyone of your friends read Three het?

Hell, no. We're all yaoi fangirls. Matt is with Mello forever.

13) Does anyone of your friends write or draw Eleven?

No.

14) Would anyone of your friends write Two/Four/Five ?

Mello/Near/Light? Awkward... Well, I can almost see a couple of my friends doing that, but no.

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

"DAMN APPLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

A songfic for Beyond would probably be to "Matryoshka," by Gumi and Miku. I'd have to translate it into English, though... or "Such Horrible Things," by Creature Feature.

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

L/Gevanni/Wedy? WARNING: Drug use, character death, leather, uke!L.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

First of all, Ryuk could never pick up Mello. I guess he would just be blunt and ask for a fuck, since they really cut to the chase.

19) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?

"L and A are in a happy relationship until A suddenly runs off with Near. L, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Watari and a brief unhappy affair with Wedy, then follows the wise advice of Light and finds true love with Mello."

"These Everlasting Scars."

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocker, Fangalicious, Bellafan123, Vampire-cutie18,Maru-chan 101, White Rose Of Oddity, Naruhinagirl94, SammywithSwagger, xPrincessKagurax, XoSannyoX, keroneko13, The Cake Genius

Life and Lemons

When Life Gives you Lemons, Make Lemonade!
When life gives you mayonnaise... throw it back and say, "B!TCH I ASKED FOR LEMONS!!"
When life gives you lemons throw them back and demand vodka.
When life gives you lemons ,it wants you to make lemonade. When life gives you apples, its trying to scare your doctor away.
When life gives you lemons, call him a pervert and ask if he reads fanfiction.
When life gives you oranges, ask what is with his obsession with citruses.
When life gives you lemons, it wants you to make lemonade. When life gives you oranges, it wants you to make orange juice. When life gives you apples, it want you to make apple juice. And when life gives you grapes, it wants you to get drunk.
When life throws you lemons and it hits you in the eye, tell everyone you know "life is a bitch"
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and watch as the whole world tries to figure out how you did it.

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and say give me some real * food!

When god gives you lemons, get a new god.

When life gives you lemons, just make sure you clear your history.

When life gives you lemons, put them in a pretty basket and re-gift them back to life.

When Light gives you lemons, make strawberry cake.

"You'll be doing one thing then something else hits you just like that and you roll with it. That's what you do when life hands you lemons. You sure as fuck don't make lemonade because who the fuck knows where that fuckin' shit comes from?

It's squeezed out of miracles is where." --Gamzee Makara

OKAY!! Who is this LIFE and why is he throwing stuff at People? It probably Hurts!!
And repost this if you hate Life (and add your own quote to 'Life and Lemons')

If you are a Germany/Italy fan, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are a Sweden/Finland fan, copy and paste this onto profile.

If you support the "Germany-Is-Holy Roman Empire-All-Grown-Up" theory, copy and paste this onto your profile.

PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE- if you have ever listened to music in another language, and sang along having no IDEA what they are SAYING and PROUD OF IT!!

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do (A real boyfriend)(or girlfriend in my case, although she is wonderful just the way she is, and doesn't need to do any more):

When she walks away from you mad, follow her

When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go

When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong

When she ignore's you, Give her your attention

When she pull's away, Pull her back

When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared, Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay

When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up

When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand

When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does

When she misses you, she's hurting inside

When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away

When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it

Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

Tease her and let her tease you back

Stay up all night with her when she's sick

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid

Give her the world

Let her wear your clothes

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her Let her know she's important

Kiss her in the pouring rain

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :

Call you.

Kiss you.

Love you.

Text you.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he/she rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're (not)? gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keep on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your real prince/princess.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings them to you.

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Comforts you when he dumps you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him and whisper "seven days..."

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - *beep* - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the cell next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs.

BEST FRIENDS: Doesn't address your parents--just starts talking

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail, again.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you again saying "DAMN!!"

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Only knows a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Most likely leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HERE."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "CHUG, CHUG, CHUG!"

FRIENDS: Will Ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this shit!

(Myth is JUST like this! XD)

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. (So where did the gay people come from...)
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

Harry > Voldemort, Voldemort > Cedric, and Cedric = Edward. So, Harry > Voldemort > Edward. Therefore, Harry > Edward. So, Harry Potter > Twilight. If you agree with this form of logic, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this into your profile.

I you actually READ the Casson family series... I love you. Spread the love by copying this onto your profile.

If you perceived Indigo's Star by Hilary McKay as one of the longest and best preslashes EVER, copy and paste this into your profile while fangirling over your ships.

If you think that Rose Casson needs to cool her jets, copy and paste this onto your profile.

The Cake Genius