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Author has written 86 stories for M*A*S*H, Harry Potter, OZ, CSI, House, M.D., Monk, Law and Order: SVU, Sports Night, and Gilmore Girls. Hello, everyone! I'm The Sarcastic Typo, otherwise known as Sra (my real name being Sara). My pen name comes from a bit of an inside joke, so it's best not to ask, lest you be confused by my sheer weirdness. (Of course, you can ask anyway. Just don't be surprised if you think I'm bizarre. ;-) ) A couple of the fandoms I write for are RPS, so I can't upload the stories here. This is why I have a link to my wonderful little LJ where I normally post my stories. Feel free to drop by! xD I write for a variety of fandoms, but right now I'm mostly going to be uploading CSI fic, thanks to the fanfic100 challenge over on LJ. Jesus, a hundred fanfics? I am obviously crazy. I've got General Series, so expect to see a variety of pairings (both slash and het, because CSI is quite full of sexual tension. Crime? What? ;-) ) and a few gen fics along the way. There will probably be more slash than het, because I am a slasher at heart, but there are definitely some het pairings I adore/see, as well. (I added the "see" in there because although I'm not very fond of GSR, I'll probably be writing it a couple times. I'm a sucker for angst and it's great angst fodder.) So, when I'm not taking on crazy challenges, what other fandoms do I write for, you ask? The Comprehensive List Of My Fandoms MASH That's the list. A couple of those I haven't written for in quite some time, though, so I should probably do that. Yeah, that's a plan. So, as for favorite pairings, well. I'll read just about anything and everything. I tend to favor certain pairings over others, but I'm not an OTP kinda person. I like making characters whores, for some strange reason. ;-) If I read a story, I review it, whether I liked the story or not. That's how I am. Sometimes, I'm harsh, and I'm a bit of a smart ass—please don't flame me. I apologize if I hurt anyone's feelings, as I realize writing can be quite personal—and sometimes my sarcasm works faster than my brain—but I wouldn't say it if it weren't true. Dig? I'll even beta if someone asks me. If you write for one of the fandoms I have listed, I'll help you out if you need it, but I'm brutally honest and a complete grammar and spelling whore. Interested? Contact me through email or PM me. A message to anyone who may happen to be reading Murder by Magic: I haven't abandoned that story, I promise. I was just struck with a severe case of writer's block, and on top of school, homework, clubs, friends, and now fanfic100, it's kind of been put on the back burner. But! I do promise to work on it soon. I WILL finish it. I'm rather OCD about stories. If I don't finish them, it drives me crazy. That's all, folks. | |||||||||||
1. Hey, Ace reviewsLogan writes Rory a letter. Past LoganRory. References to ColinFinn, LoganOC, and RoryOC.Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 1-13-09 - Logan H. & Rory G. - Complete2. Differences and Similarities reviewsKey differences are as important as key similarities when it comes to functionality. HouseChase, WilsonChase, and HouseWilson slash, BDSM.House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-18-08 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete3. The Antics Of The Liberal Media reviewsThe liberal media, the definition of insipid, insanity, arriving, fixation, and a cure for writer’s block.Sports Night - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-30-07 - Complete4. Signs » reviewsSight, sound, smell, touch, and taste. The senses can be cruel.CSI - Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-10-06 - Conrad E. - Complete5. Release reviewsIt's just carnal need. EcklieGrissom slash.CSI - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-10-06 - Conrad E. & Gil G. - Complete6. For The Longest TimeHate begets hate.CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Published: 12-10-06 - Conrad E. - Complete7. Five Ways Ecklie Didn't Die reviewsThere are many ways Ecklie's life could end. Implied EcklieOMC in one section.CSI - Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-10-06 - Conrad E. - Complete8. PartnershipEcklie and his wife have a nice partnership. EcklieOFC.CSI - Rated: M - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Published: 12-10-06 - Conrad E. - Complete9. Picture Perfect reviewsA picture hides a thousand scars.CSI - Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-10-06 - Conrad E. - Complete10. Grayscale reviewsHe's colorblind until now.CSI - Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-10-06 - Conrad E. - Complete11. The Way The World Turns reviewsCharles meets someone in a bar who makes a lasting impression. PegCharles, implied HawkeyeBJ.M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-8-06 - Peg H. & Charles W. - Complete12. Honesty reviewsThere's a pun about rivers and Egypt. It doesn't apply to Nick. Small mention of NickBobby. Warning: Mentions of molestation.CSI - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-5-06 - Nick S. & Bobby D. - Complete13. Escape reviewsHumans aren't infallible. They only wish they were. HawkeyeSidney slash.M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-5-06 - Hawkeye P. & Sidney F. - Complete14. Comprehension reviewsKlinger doesn't understand, but he doesn't think it matters. HawkeyeSidney slash. Klinger's POV.M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-5-06 - Hawkeye P. & Sidney F. - Complete15. Sanity reviewsEveryone thinks Sidney keeps Hawkeye sane. It's more reciprocal than that. HawkeyeSidney slash. Sidney's POV.M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-5-06 - Hawkeye P. & Sidney F. - Complete16. Snowflake reviewsCharles reflects on some things. HawkeyeSidney slash. Charles' POV.M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-5-06 - Hawkeye P. & Sidney F. - Complete17. Love Thy Neighbor reviewsColonel Potter has seen it all. HawkeyeSidney slash. Colonel Potter's POV.M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-5-06 - Hawkeye P. & Sidney F. - Complete18. Pregnancy Test reviewsYou're either pregnant or dating James Wilson,' House said, his smirk widening. Slash. WilsonForeman.House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 5-3-06 - E. Foreman & J. Wilson - Complete19. Decisions reviewsTina, Cath, or Nick? Warrick needs to decide. WarrickTina, WarrickCath, WarrickNick.CSI - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-30-06 - Warrick B. - Complete20. Operation: Oblivious Southern Men reviewsGreg and Sara think up a plan. Their plan works, and then some. NickBobby, GregSara.CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,951 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-30-06 - Bobby D. & Nick S. - Complete21. Countdown reviewsThe lab technicians all had their own reactions to that night. Grave Danger spoilers.CSI - Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-28-06 - Complete22. More reviewsWant vs. need. Slash.Monk - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-12-06 - Complete23. Long Day: A Differential Diagnosis reviewsWhat starts out as a normal day for Foreman quickly turns into the exact opposite. ForemanChase.House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 3-12-06 - E. Foreman & R. Chase - Complete24. Of Cousins And Secrets reviewsWilson’s cousin is in town for a few days, and Wilson wants House to meet him. Turns out that they’ve already met. Crossover, slash. Sequel to Guest Lecturer.House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-11-06 - G. House - Complete25. Subjective Reasoning reviewsGreg's talking can get annoying, but David finds it tolerable for more than one reason. GregDavid.CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-11-06 - Greg S. & David H. - Complete26. Colors » reviewsA series of unrelated ficlets. All gen.CSI - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-11-06 - Published: 10-23-05 - Complete27. Wrong reviewsIt's all so wrong. NickBobby. Character death.CSI - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-11-06 - Bobby D. & Nick S. - Complete28. Nine reviewsShould vs. is. Warning: Mentions of molestation.CSI - Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-11-06 - Nick S. - Complete29. One Year, Six Months reviewsSew this up with threads of reason and regret. NickHodges.CSI - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-11-06 - Nick S. & David H. - Complete30. Secrets, Mirrors, and Reflections reviewsDo mirrors reflect all secrets? Implied slash, Nick centric.CSI - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-5-06 - Nick S. & Bobby D. - Complete31. Duties reviewsElliot sometimes hates his job. Implied slash, crossdressing.Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-3-06 - Complete32. Noise reviewsThe noise can be too much. Slash.M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-3-06 - Hawkeye P. & Sidney F. - Complete33. Pretense reviewsKaren Stottlemeyer pretended not to know. Slash.Monk - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 1-6-06 - Complete34. Three Ways They Didn't Find Out reviewsThree ways the team didn't find out about Nick and David. NickHodges.CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-13-05 - Nick S. & David H. - Complete35. The Five Stages Of Grief reviewsAU. Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance. Character death.CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-13-05 - Complete36. Holidays » reviewsHolidays sometimes help and sometimes hurt, but they're always different. NickHodges.CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-11-05 - Nick S. & David H. - Complete37. Truth reviewsSo many lies. Tell the truth. One sided WarrickCath.CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-7-05 - Warrick B. & Catherine W. - Complete38. Five Reasons reviewsThere are five very good reasons why David Hodges could not possibly love Nick Stokes. NickHodges.CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-5-05 - Nick S. & David H. - Complete39. Pretend reviewsNick has to pretend. NickGreg.CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-3-05 - Nick S. & Greg S. - Complete40. Guest Lecturer reviewsGregory House hated guest lecturers. Mostly. Crossover, slash. GrissomHouse.House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-30-05 - Complete41. The World Vs Conrad Ecklie reviewsWhen Ecklie is sued by a disgruntled former employee, what surprises are in store for him? Past EcklieGrissom. EcklieOMC.CSI - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,960 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-13-05 - Conrad E. - Complete42. Mustache Epiphanies reviewsThe stupidest things can make you realize the truth, sometimes. Warrick’s POV. One sided WarrickNick.CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-10-05 - Warrick B. & Nick S. - Complete43. Changes reviewsSome things are inevitable. NickGreg, but Nick centric.CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-10-05 - Nick S. & Greg S. - Complete44. Luck reviewsTo make a relationship: Add one part persistence, one part chance, and a whole lot of luck. GregSara.CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-10-05 - Greg S. & Sara S. - Complete45. For Once reviewsThe scattered thoughts and worries of a nearly broken man.CSI - Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-9-05 - Conrad E. - Complete46. Nightmares And Dreams reviewsWhen Sara dreams, he loves her. Slight GrissomSara.CSI - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-8-05 - Sara S. - Complete47. The Life And Times Of Conrad Ecklie reviewsPieces of a broken story.CSI - Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-8-05 - Conrad E. - Complete48. Persuasion reviewsGreg plays dirty. GregHodges slash.CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-6-05 - Greg S. & David H. - Complete49. Employee Evaluations reviewsGrissom lied. EcklieGrissom slash.CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-5-05 - Gil G. & Conrad E. - Complete50. Pride reviewsYou don't need pride. NickHodges.CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-5-05 - Nick S. & David H. - Complete51. Attraction reviewsIt was an odd thing that had brought them together. GregSara.CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-30-05 - Greg S. & Sara S. - Complete52. The List reviewsAn organized list can help you expect things. However, not everything can be expected. NickHodges.CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-30-05 - Nick S. & David H. - Complete53. Everyone reviewsEveryone says they're enemies. Everyone is wrong. EcklieGrissom slash.CSI - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-29-05 - Gil G. & Conrad E. - Complete54. Hate reviewsHodges really can't stand the graveyard shift. Really.CSI - Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-23-05 - David H. - Complete55. Doubt reviewsA priest shouldn't be caught doubting.M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-16-05 - Complete56. Lies reviewsThe last time Charles lied is not exactly as he suspected.M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-16-05 - Complete57. Sweet Dreams, Sidney reviewsThe subconscious is where our deepest, darkest thoughts, fears, and feelings are stored.M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-16-05 - Complete58. MagicShe wanted them to make magic. GrissomSara.CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Published: 10-16-05 - Gil G. & Sara S. - Complete59. PetsPets do the darnedest things. Implied GrissomGreg, if you want.CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Published: 10-16-05 - Complete60. Point Of View reviewsNick has a cat named Midnight. NickGreg slash.CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 10-16-05 - Nick S. & Greg S. - Complete61. Hell reviewsWhat doesn't kill us makes us stronger. GilNick. Post Grave Danger.CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-16-05 - Gil G. & Nick S. - Complete62. Cliche reviewsPublic enemies, private lovers. How cliche. EcklieGrissom.CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-16-05 - Gil G. & Conrad E. - Complete63. Deserved reviewsLashing out, bitterness, regret, and self loathing: Conrad Ecklie. One sided EcklieGrissom, GrissomGreg.CSI - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-9-05 - Conrad E. & Gil G. - Complete64. Assumptions reviewsYou shouldn't make assumptions about people. EcklieGreg slash.CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-9-05 - Conrad E. & Greg S. - Complete65. Chance reviewsSometimes, things just happen. NickGreg slash.CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-9-05 - Nick S. & Greg S. - Complete66. Regret reviewsWarrick doesn't like regret. CWesque. Companion to Fantasy.CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-9-05 - Catherine W. & Warrick B. - Complete67. Fantasy reviewsIt was only fantasy. CWesque. Companion to Regret.CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-9-05 - Catherine W. & Warrick B. - Complete68. Unexpected reviewsThere are a few things in life that Murphy never expected to think, see, feel, or experience. Slash.OZ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,918 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-12-05 - Complete69. Contradictions reviewsSometimes things seem one way, but they’re really another. Beye slash.M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-24-05 - Complete70. Feelings reviewsRemus finally lets his feelings out. Slash.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 6-22-05 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete71. Observant reviewsHawkeye's noticed something. Slash.M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-22-05 - Complete72. Why reviewsA relationship leads to contemplation. Slash.M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-22-05 - Complete73. Concentration reviewsCertain thoughts keep Sidney from concentrating. Slash.M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-22-05 - Complete74. Therapy reviewsWhere is Hawkeye? Slash.M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-22-05 - Complete75. Nighttime reviewsThings come out at night that aren't able to be acknowledged during the day. Hawpper slash.M*A*S*H - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-22-05 - Complete76. Fallin' In Love: An MS fic parody » reviewsA beautiful, wonderful, amazing, lovely, gifted, funny, intelligent, witty, just plain AWESOME new female surgeon arrives at the 4077th! What will happen? Oh, the suspense! The drama! The romance!M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 6-22-05 - Complete77. Five Things reviewsThe five things a war can bring you. Slash.M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-18-05 - Complete78. Life reviewsCharles' POV. Life shifts rapidly. How long before the next shift in Charles' life? Chawkeye slash.M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-20-05 - Complete79. Want reviewsA prequel to Need. Hawkney slash.M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-19-05 - Complete80. Need reviewsA deleted scene from Bless you, Hawkeye. Hawkney slash.M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-14-05 - Complete81. Murder by Magic » reviewsWhat happens when a certain pair of homicide detectives catch a very unusual case? Crossover: Law & Order and Harry Potter. Slash and het.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,431 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-6-05 - Severus S. & Harry P.82. Musings reviewsWishes, hopes, dreams, and prayers: what's going through Father Mulcahy's mind when he can't sleep? Slash.M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-6-05 - Complete83. Sacrifices reviewsThey hurt, but sacrifices are necessary when you're a priest. Implied slash.M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-5-05 - Complete84. Necessary reviewsIt's there. It's unexplainable. It's necessary. SLASH.M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-5-05 - Complete
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