Updated: June 19, 2007.

Contents of this page include:
-Bio
-Fandoms & Pairings
-Quotes That Kick Ass
-Update/Progress Status
-Fanart

(Note: All my writing can be found at the_expressible @ LJ. Also, the lemon for Surface Flaws can be found here.)

QUOTES THAT KICK ASS:

Note: I have a quote obsession. For those of you that share in the hobby of collecting quotes, here are some that I absolutely adore.

Lilah: Ethan, listen...I don't think this whole Winter-een-mess thing is a good idea...
Ethan: I concur.
Lilah: Oh, well then. I'm glad we agre-
Ethan: It's a fucking great idea! Best idea ever!
Lilah: Ethan, you can't make a holiday last for a whole season.
Ethan: I can't?
Lilah: No, you can't.
Ethan: Fine. A month then.
Lilah: Not gonna work.
Ethan: Fine, thirty days.
Lilah: Ethan...
Ethan: Alright, alright. A week, the holiday will only be a week. But the season lasts all month. I want all of January. And don't tell me no. That Jesus guy gets all of December. Who does he think he is?
Lilah: Gee, I dunno...maybe the Son of God?
(http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=2004-01-12 ) by Tim Buckley

"God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages." - Jacques Deval,

"Fools rush in where fools have been before" - Unknown

"Style is when they're running you out of town and you make it look like you're leading a parade." - Unknown

"Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired." - Jules Renard

"The point of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his." - General George Patton

"A bird in the hand will probably shit on your wrist" - Unknown

"We're fools whether we dance or not,
so we might as well dance." - Japanese proverb

"The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools." - Doug Larson

"The purpose of life is to fight maturity. " - Dick Werthimer

"If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends." - Orson Welles

"Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival." - W. Edwards Deming

"Don't think of it as being outnumbered, think of it as a wide target selection." - Unknown

"And I may be a bird in a cage, but at least it's your cage." - Unknown

"Love is not a word; it's a sentence." - Unknown

Title: Surface Flaws
Fandom: Naruto
Pairing: SasuNaru
Status: Complete
Lemon Link: Because apparently the link in the story isn't working... check out the lemon here

Title:Soul Extortion (Not posted on my account)
Fandom: HP/YYH Crossover
Co-written: Andray (Nox).
Status: Discontinued
Summary: The Rekai Tantei are dispatched to Hogwarts to discover the plot behind the steadiliy increasing numbers of missing souls. Meanwhile, Harry has dreams of a cursed mirror and Ron is really wishing Kurama was female..
Most recent chapter posted: Chapter 7

Title: Hiding Under Water
Fandom: Naruto
Pairing: InoShikaChou
Status: Hiatus
Most Recent Chapter Posted: Prologue
Progress: Chapter 1-? (Pending)
Note: I'm really excited for this story! It's an AU and I've been doing some research for it. I'm hoping it will be a success as far as improving my writing goes.

Title: 11 Reasons They Can Never Be Truly Happy
Fandom: Full Metal Alchemist
Pairing: Roy/Ed
Most Recent Chapter Posted: Chapter 2
Status: Hiatus
Progress:
9 Reasons pending
Note: This is written for the 11_reasons community at Livejournal. I'm writing 11 Reasons for the theme '11 Reasons They Can Never Be Truly Happy'. No, this isn't anti-Roy/Ed; it's just a very pessimistic look at their relationship and all the reasons it wouldn't work out in the end.

Title: Crossing the Line
Fandom: Naruto
Pairing: SasuNaru
Most Recent Chapter Posted: Chapter 11
Progress: On Hiatus
Chapter 12-13(Sitting on my hard drive collecting dust because I need to make a million changes. The plot didn't like the direction it was going)
Chapter 14 (Half done)
Chapter 15-? (Pending)
Note: I have no idea where this story is going so for the moment it is on hold while I write Surface Flaws, which I have taken the time to thoroughly map out scene by scene. I'm highly against where CTL is going. Changing Chapters 12 & 13 is an extremely daunting task I just don't have the energy to commit to. Bear with me, I will get back to this story eventually.

Title: Vulnerable
Fandom: Naruto
Pairing: SasuNaru
Status: Complete
Most Recent Chapter Posted: 3
Progress: None
Note: This story is unofficially complete. Unless I stumble across a poem that inspires another chapter, there will be no more. The whole premise of this fiction revolves around the poem that is featured in each chapter. Hence, the whole concept that no poem equals no chapter. If you find a poem that you think would be a good basis for another chapter in this story send it to me through a message or an email. (The links can be found at the top of this page)

FANART

Fan Art For Crossing the Line by: Shimomizu! Holy shizzit it's amazing. Check it out! Here it is!

Fan Art for Surface Flaws by: Kagomejianne! Thank you so much, it's amazingly beautiful! Here it is!