|Eden Alice Poe|
Author has written 6 stories for Teen Titans, and Fahrenheit 451.
Hullo, Eden Alice Poe here. If it wasn't obvious, my pen name is essentially a gender bend of Edgar Allen Poe's. Although, I wish I could be more creative, this was originally going to be used as an alias in a fic that I had been thinking about, but never committed to paper. It's been long since forgotten, but the name stuck! So now instead of a character getting this name as an alias, I get to use it!!! :p Just thought I'd let you know since your wasting precious moments of your time just to see the insanity that lies within this authoress' mind... Abandon all hope, ye who enter, etc., etc., you're bout to learn a whole lot about a person who you will probably never meet face to face, but apparently will enjoy the stories that come out of her head... go figure... .09 ...XD
Penname: Eden Alice Poe, but that's up top, duh...
Avatar: A little thing a friend made me for my b-day. I wish it was real so badly, but alas... Pinkie won't be breaking out just to give me a hug. Sad as that thought makes me :'(
True Identity: Classified - none of your beeswax - need to know basis-type info!!
Age: Y'know, I just feel old. But not old old.. no, just... older than I was. But I'll always be a kid at heart, let's leave it at that. :)
Locations: Born in U.K. (no joke, but her parents where in the AF at the time, so she's a U.S. citizen) Has lived in & around the San Antonio area most her life- except for a year in 3rd grade when she had to move to Whiteman AFB, Missouri. Her current location is a closely guarded secret, as the asylum in which she is being held captive doesn't want a possible escapee... help me... pwease?
Favorites: See further in this profile
Not favorites: Hmm, well, I'd have to be in the middle of ranting & raving in order for this to be discovered, so for now, let's assume that I'm very open minded about just everything. Which I am, but that's for politics & religion & things that humanity will forever, never agree upon. other things... well we'll just have to wait & see won't we?
Other stuff: Nope, that's bout it, you may return to the rest of this profile...
I can also be found online here:
So, here's some stuff you'd probably want to know bout me (or maybe not, I don't know how you crazy fangirls/fanboys think, even though I guess since I'm here I must be one too).
First off, I am crazy in love with all sorts of cartoons from way back when Cartoon Network was actually a good channel; I'm talkin' bout when Teen Titans, Foster's Home, Codename: Kids Next Door, Powerpuff Girls, Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Ed Edd n' Eddy, etc., etc., was on, you'll see me rant and rave about this issue a lot, but I'll try not to waste a lot of your time. For now, even though it's been a few years, I'm on a total Teen Titans kick, which really was an awesome show and I'm totally psyched that they're *sorta* coming back!!
To anyone interested: If you even remotely liked Teen Titans you can help get us the season six we deserve by signing one of the numerous petitions out there online, or by contacting Cartoon Network via email. Go to the site, find "Contact Us" at the bottom. Choose "Programing" and "Teen Titans", then begin your rant on why CN should bring back the show! Hey, it brought us the shorts, then this new show, if we can keep it up, we'll get our season six!! That's my theory, anyways. Why not help out?
I love to read all sortsa different stuff (& I do mean *all* sortsa crazy stuff), so be expecting an interesting variety of fanfics for different books series, maybe you like all that stuff too!
I'm really into Tim Burton's films and my current favorite tv series that I watch all vary greatly, but they all have some form of fantasy to them, I guess.
Okay, fine, I'll list out my shows I'm watching, just don't judge too harshly. Some of these I watch with my dad of all people (can anyone say 'awkward'; Anyone: "Awkward!" Me: "No one asked you" Anyone: T-T), these are indicated like so, anime like this, others are just normal writing, so, let's get started!! Teen Titans, Young Justice, Green Lantern: TAS, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Teen Titans Go!, American Horror Story- Both 1st & Asylum-, Arrow, Vampire Dairies, Lost Girl, Alphas, Walking Dead, Being Human, The Middle, Modern Family, Suburgatory, The Office, Parks & Rec, Falling Skies, Highschool of the Dead, Demon King, No. 6, Naruto, Revolution, Infinite Stratos, Bates Motel etc. More will be added when I can remember them, but it's a lot tougher when the show is off season. Hope you find some common interest here... If not, well that just sucks.
Top Favorite Band of All Time and Forevermore: no contest, it's Linkin Park!!!!
Other big favorites include: The Beatles, Flyleaf, My Chemical Romance, Paramore, Avril Lavigne, Carrie Underwood, Coldplay, Collective Soul, Danny Elfman, Evanescence, Five for Fighting, Green Day, Kelly Clarkson, Limp Bizkit, Matchbox Twenty, Muse, The Refreshments, Tears for Fears, Third Eye Blind, U2, 3 Doors Down, Three Days Grace, Skillet, and many many more!
As you can plainly see, I'm into a lot of different types of music, most of which involves songs that are older than I am! But I do mostly stick to Alternative rock, and I truly can't stand the newer pop songs that keep coming out, I do like stuff from the early 00's, 90's, 80's, etc., but once you get into songs that came out within the past three years, well, there are some hidden gems within the folds of those pop songs, but many still leave much to be desired, in my opinion. But that's just my opinion, so what do you care?
Speaking of opinions; Let's talk bout favorite pairings (more will be added to the list as seen fit):
Teen Titans: HUGE Rob/Rae supporter, though I do think BB/Rae has that whole Love/Hate thing going, and they do get a lot of 'moments' on screen, plus they are pretty cute together, but love has to be based on more than just that. I also support BB/Terra, but only cause that couple was very clearly shown through out. I'm totally for the BumbleBee/Cyborg/Jinx/Kid Flash love rectangle, because all those couples were somehow alluded to (don't believe me? I can prove any and all of the pairings I will ever mention, I CAN!!!). I don't really like the idea of Star being with anyone, really, but her and Robin make a too cliché couple, but I guess I'll have to get over it eventually... though... high school romances only last so long, and with the new series anything is possible... Also, another very important couple that seems to be overlooked is Raven/Goth Boy. They had something in 'Sisters', if it was only for a moment, and they were a very consistent couple in the comics that ran along side the animated series. Plus, we've seen in a short on DC Nation how their romance has continued. Face it people, if anything, Raven and that random Goth Boy have something. Really, though, Raven's my favorite overall, so as long as she ends up with someone good for her,(i.e. NOT Malchior! Although I love 'SpellBound' and the tragedy of that ep. plus it was a great BB/Rae rebound. Also, the real magician looked pretty hot ;D, okay, I do still like the Mal/Rae pairing, but only for tragic love-lost type purposes) The others don't matter as much... Team Raven?...
Percy Jackson's World in general- Love Percy/Annabeth, they were meant for each other from the beginning! But I love how there's a Annabeth/Percy/Reyna/Jason/Piper love pentagon (which could be compared to my love of the Starfire/Robin/Raven/Beast Boy/Terra pentagon). Also, Leo seriously needs someone for him, and I love how Riordan hints at a Frank/Hazel/Leo(who Hazel is confusing with Sammy, at first) triangle, unlike the first series, which I felt was really downplayed with Rachel/Percy/Annabeth. Either way, Reyna and Leo deserve someone special for them, too. Maybe something will be worked out... Team Leo, anyone?
Twilight: Because I feel someone out there will ask, yes I have read the whole series, I know how it ended, but I'm still Team Jacob! So, neh! :p I happen to be a very rare person who is not quite a Twi-hard, but is in between becoming a hater & becoming a devoted lover of this fandom. I still think it can do without the SPARKLING, but I still love the, er, uniqueness of Stephenie's vampires? :/ I'm really conflicted when it comes to supporting or hating.
Hunger Games: Same as above, Team Gale, he's who I would've picked anyway... NI!
Kane Chronicles: I think it's plain creepy how Riordan made it all play out, I kinda like Anubis a little more for Sadie, but I'm still satisfied with the overall ending...
Paradoxes to think about:
Don't be afraid to contact me through PM, I'm always eager for some interesting conversation about anything, everything, or nothing in particular (Seinfeld anyone?)- feel free to rant about something totally random if your heart so desires! Fair warning, my replies may be extremely lengthy, I apologize in advance for that! Be prepared for the insanity people! Thank you, and press that little button up there!
Eden Alice, who's talking in 3rd person now, lives with a Yorkshire Terrier, a younger sister of questionable kindness, two parents, & the ghost of her beta fish, Preco, the fish that was going to die "any day now" for 3 years, but simply refused.
Well, I suppose I'll add more when it comes to mind, but for now, I'll leave you with some awesome quotes that I love from stuff, fair warning, I'm into a lot of crazy stuff, so there's a lot here:
"Evil Beware, we have waffles"- Raven, Teen Titans
"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father! Prepare to die!"- Inigo Montoya, Princess Bride
"He's only MOSTLY dead"- Miracle Max, Princess Bride
"I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brains"- Vizzini; Westley- "You're that smart?" "Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?" "Yes" "Morons"- Princess Bride
"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is 'never get involved in a land war in Asia' - but only slightly less well-known is this: 'Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line'! Hahahahahaha- *falls over dead*"- Vizzini, Princess Bride
"Hey ya'll! I know what we should do! Let's all go out for WAFFLES!! RAVEN, you like Waffles, don'tcha?!!"- Cyborg; Raven's reply(in classic deadpan)- "More than life itself"- Teen Titans
"I live on a teacher's salary, I can't afford that"- Algebra II teacher, kid from class' reply- "I live on a student's salary, I can't afford ANYTHING!"
"(The Super Best Friends Forever) Are Equal Opportunity BUTT-KICKERS!!!"- Supergirl, SBFF's, DC Nation Short
"Everybody knows, that the world is full of stupid people"- The Refreshments, Banditos
My sis on Star Wars: "I can't believe this was a movie franchise, but I guess that's what my kids'll be saying about Twilight..."
"Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye!"- The Pinkie Pie Promise, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
"Quoth the raven"-Bart interrupting Lisa reading-"Eat my shorts!" Lisa-"No Bart, he says 'Nevermore'. And that's all he ever says..."- The Simpsons
Phil's-osophies, Modern Family:
"So she's trapped in the pie now?"-BB, "Eh, sure, why not?"- Raven, "So what shall we do with this evil confection?"- Starfire, "We could eat it!... I'm just kiddin' *sniffs* mostly..."- Cyborg, Teen Titans
"Dying is easy, comedy is hard"- Mandy, Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy
"The thing about comedy, it's usually full of funny people"- Adam Sandler as George Simmons in Funny People
"Oh, and in case I don't see you, Good Afternoon, Good Evening, and Goodnight!"- Jim Carrey, The Truman Show
"Help! Help! I'm being oppressed!!"- Random Peasant, Monty Python & the Holy Grail
"I try not to think. It interferes with being nuts"- Leo Valdez, The Mark of Athena
"Behold! The god's chosen beverage. Tremble before the horror of Diet Coke!"- Percy Jackson, The Mark of Athena
"Kids are baby goats. They're cute, and they have redeeming social value. You are definitely not kids"- Coach Gleeson Hedge, Mark of Athena
"Now I know how George Washington felt after he was defeated by Napoleon at Pearl Harbor"- Beast Boy, Teen Titans
"Vampires, after all, don't sparkle"- Vladimir Tod, Twelfth Grade Kills
"It'll be even more fun when we can afford to have the fourth wall installed."- *Here I paused, confused, & reread to make sure my eyes hadn't deceived me, then continued...* -"How long you figure before we save up and get the fourth wall torn out and a fourth wall-TV put in?" - Mildred, Fahrenheit 451
"You can only move as fast as who's in front of you"- Flyleaf, Breathe Today
"Everything's pointless. Want to talk about it?"- Goth Boy, Teen Titans (his only line in the whole series -_-)
"Sitting in an English Garden, waiting for the sun/ if the sun don't come, you'll get a tan from standing in the English rain"- The Beatles, I am the Walrus
"Now why go up there when people are dying to get down here?"- Elder Gutknecht, Corpse Bride
"There's something inside me that pulls beneath the surface/ consuming, confusing/ ... I've felt this way before/ so insecure"- Linkin Park, Crawling
"Talk to you so clearly, but you don't want to hear me/ Told you everything, loud and clear/ But NOBODY'S LISTENING!"- Linkin Park, Nobody's Listening
"You're out of luck/ and the reason that you had to care/ the traffic is stuck/ and you're not moving anywhere/ You thought you'd found a friend/ to take you out of this place/ someone you can lend, a hand/ In return for grace"- U2, Beautiful Day
"The inner mechanisms of my mind are an enigma"- Patrick, SpongeBob Squarepants
"All night hearing voices telling me that I should get some sleep, cause tomorrow might be good for something/ hold on, feeling like I'm headed for a, breakdown, and I don't know why"- Matchbox Twenty, Unwell
"You can't buy superpowers!"- Buttercup, Princess' response- "Oh yeah? Tell that to Batman!!"- Powerpuff Girls
"I THOUGHT THE CORP WOULD STRAIGHTEN OUT MY LIFE, SIR!!!" -Patrick to Squidward, Spongebob Squarepants
"And I've always lived like this, keeping a comfortable distance, and up until now I had sworn to myself that I'm content with loneliness. Because none of it was ever worth the risk"- Paramore, The Only Exception
"Anger and agony are better than misery"- Three Days Grace, Pain
Awesome Stories that should be shared with others:
"Okay, okay. Let's see... Last year on my birthday, my friends got me a cake and some balloons. But I couldn't celebrate cause my dad, Trigon, this scary demon with horns, was trying to take over the world, and there was fire everywhere. Then this ugly guy Slade, with a skeleton for a face, came after me.. Then my friends saved me and we all had cake, the end!!!"- Raven, Teen Titans
"It's called the Ugly Barnacle. Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The End"- Patrick, Spongebob Squarepants
"Remember that time when Killer Moth made Robin go out on a date with his daughter, and he was like, 'Nah!' and you were like, 'Grrr' and he was like, 'Snnuuuhh'. But then we found Killer Moth! And I was like, 'Dude' and Raven was like, 'Zzz' and Cyborg was like, 'Boo-yah!' And we kicked his butt, and all those moths turned into cute wormy things?"- Beast Boy, Teen Titans
Also from Beast Boy- "See, it all started in 1492, with this Tea Party, in Boston. King George, or maybe it was King Norm... Anyway, the British were trying to make the colonists drink all this tea. But they were like, 'Dude, no way! We're sick of your nasty old tea, and your crummy English muffins!' So they decided, REVOLUTION!!!" -Raven's reaction- "Where'd you learn your history? A cereal box?"
"Uuuuumm... I was walking past a dark alley at night, and there was this weird ol' gypsy who says, 'Mystical Items at reasonable prices.' So I'm like, 'Cool! What should I get? Brain in a jar? Monkey's paw?.. OOHH, PIE!'... Seemed like a good idea at the time."- Cyborg, Teen Titans
Wow, you made it to the end... do you want a prize or something? Cause I'm pretty sure it's impossible for me to give you one. Oh wait! You can read one of my stories on here! Go on, scroll a little farther until you find 'em. If you can deal with the insanity on here, you can deal with the insanity of my fics. So what are you waiting for? Read, review, laugh, cry, love, hate, rain, sunshine, red, blue, Raven, Starfire, hot, cold, near, far, dead or alive... yeah, shutting up now. JUST TELL MEH HOW I DID PEOPLE!!!...
Altered Alter Ego's Update: wow, someone seriously needs to take away her secret stash of endless sugary goodies... seriously... she needs help...
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