Author has written 4 stories for Jessie, Pair of Kings, and Wizards of Waverly Place.
"Yesterday is history,
Oh My Gosh! I literally have nothing on say on here! Thats crazy...I really wanna say something besides this...oh well here are somethings you may or may not need to know about me...
Show: Jessie (Luke is my fav character)
YouTube Show: Swoozie(i demand u to watch it! jk but check it out)
Book:Animorphs(Ok so I know the book is very old like sometime from 1996, but I fell in love with the series when I finished #35 The Proposal no I didn't get to read alot of the books because libraries nowadays dont really have them so I read a lot of the books out of place :( so, yeah)
Also I have a boyfriend that is totally and utterly AMAZAYN!
1.YOUR REAL NAME: Samantha
While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, an officer was interupted by a little boy about six years old. looking up and down at his uniform, he asked, "Are you a cop?"
What a TRUE boyfriend would do for you:
When she walks away from you mad Follow her
- Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
If you post this in the next 4 minutes you crush will: Call you. Kiss you. Love you. Text you.
SpongeBob: I call this one, the Campfire Song Song. LETS GATHER AROUND THE CAMPFIRE AND SING OUR CAMPFIRE SONG. OUR C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G SONG. AND IF YOU DONT THINK THAT WE CAN SING IT FASTER THEN YOU'RE WRONG, IT'LL HELP IF YOU JUST SING ALONG!
Why do we sleep in church,
but stay awake through a 2 hour movie?
Why is it so hard to talk about God,
but so easy to Gossip?
Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine,
but find it so easy to read Sports Illustrated?
Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly Facebook wall post,
yet we repost the nasty ones?
Why are the amount of churches getting smaller,
but bar and club numbers growing?
Think about it, are you going to repost this?
Are you going to ignore it, because you think you'll get laughed at?
Would you have opened this if it said... Read This In Gods Name?
80 % of you won't repost this.
A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut. No-one knows she was raped at 13. People call a girl fat. No-one knows she has a serious disease which causes her to be over weight. People call an old man ugly. No-one knows he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Repost this if you're against bullying and stereotyping. 95% of you won't.
Calling people FAKE won't make you REAL
Calling people DUMB won't make you SMART
Calling people WEAK won't make you STRONG
Calling people UGLY won't make you BEAUTIFUL
Calling people MEAN won't make you NICE
Calling people GAY won't make you STRAIGHT
Calling people RUDE won't make you POLITE
So why bother?stop bulling,post this on your profile if you agree.
(Don't listen to the onion its EVIL)
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
you laugh right now because you are older than me lets see whose laughing when your 30 and I'm 28 or 29.
(Socks or Pudding? What do you think? )
This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Stolen from LovingLolipop0402
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism Stolen from geekchic8428
Lend you their umbrella
Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'
Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandma, by Grandpa.
Call your parents DAD and MOM and GRAMS, GRAMPS!
Would bail you out of jail.
Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME"
Have never seen you cry.
Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.
Ask you to write down your number.
Have you on speed dial.
Only know a few things about you.
Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
Would knock on your front door.
Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
Already know not to tell.
Are only through school/college.
Are for life.
Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
Will go up to him and say 'its because you're gay isn't it?'
Will help you when you're lost
Will be giving you bad directions and screwing with your compass
Will go with you to a concert
Will be helping you kidnap the band/singer
Will hide you from the cops
Are probably the reason they are after you
Will buy you a pregnancy test
Will be standing outside the bathroom door screaming, "Name it after me!"
Find your Prince Charming
Find him, kidnap him and then bring him to you
Will pick you up when you fall down
Will pick you up, then trip you again
Borrow your stuff for a few days then return it
Have had your stuff for so long they've forgotten it's yours
Will leave when they feel insulted
Will forgive you even if you don't know what you said wrong
Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying
Will cry with you and then go beat up the sorry loser who made you cry
Will offer you a soda
Will dump theirs on you
Will sit at the side of the pool with you when it's that time of the month
Will throw you a tampon and push you in
Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough
Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste that kind of shit!"
Will be crying at your funeral
Will be sitting in jail for killing the guy who murdered you
Are little gems
Are like huge fricking diamonds!!!!!
Would ignore this letter
Will repost this crap!
FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England) Anime895(USA), Starwatcher-shadow (Belgium), icyprincess1 (USA), gaaraofthefunk13 (USA), Brave Little Lion (Canada), Fantasy is now Non-Fiction (England), ForASunSet'sRise(USA), geekchic8428(USA), xXNiallsBabeXx(USA)
I am not afraid of the dark,
Post this on your profile if your afraid, too
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that thing up in two seconds. When I play Rock, Paper, Scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!"
"Sir, we're surrounded!"
Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."
Tell your children over dinner; "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
Therapist = The/rapist . . . Scary thought.
"Oh crap she's a morning person."
"It's like road kill; you want to look away but you can't."
"I guess being smart and having opinions freaked guys out."
"I had last watched this movie doped up on vikidin; fun experience, let me tell you."
"Are you seriously telling me in that freaking utility belt, you don't have something useful?"
"I don't want to get into a religious argument, but my God can kick your God's ass."
"Hi, can I come in? I'm already in, so say yes." Stolen from:geekchic8428
98 OF TEENS WON'T STAND UP FOR GOD... REPOST THIS IF YOU'RE ONE OF THE 2 WHO WILL
IF YOU LOVE GOD, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
You see a kid abusing a puppy with a baseball bat.
Did you know...
Kissing is healthy,
Bananas are good for period pain,
It’s good to cry,
Chicken soup actually makes you feel better,
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers,
Lying is actually unhealthy,
You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes,
It’s actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you,
89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move,
It’s impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed,
Chocolate will make you feel better,
Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing,
A good friend never judges,
A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any,
Boys aren't worth your tears,
We all love surprises?
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