NO TRESPASSING!!!

Nahh u can come in...only if u brought chocolate :P

"Yesterday is history,
Tomorrow is a mystery,
Today is a gift,
That's why they call it 'present."

Oh My Gosh! I literally have nothing on say on here! Thats crazy...I really wanna say something besides this...oh well here are somethings you may or may not need to know about me...

About me:

Name: Krystal

Age: 13

Favorites:

Colors: Aqua,pink,blue

Show: Jessie (Luke is my fav character)

Candy: Chocolate!

YouTube Show: Swoozie(i demand u to watch it! jk but check it out)

Book:Animorphs(Ok so I know the book is very old like sometime from 1996, but I fell in love with the series when I finished #35 The Proposal no I didn't get to read alot of the books because libraries nowadays dont really have them so I read a lot of the books out of place :( so, yeah)

Also I have a boyfriend that is totally and utterly AMAZAYN!

1.YOUR REAL NAME: Samantha
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Kryizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Agua Puppy
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Precious Stone
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Duekrsha
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Natasha
9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Prince
(Made By BookWorm3)

While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, an officer was interupted by a little boy about six years old. looking up and down at his uniform, he asked, "Are you a cop?"
"Yes," he replied and continued writing the report.
"My mother said if i ever need help i should ask the police. is that right?"
"Yes, that's right." he told him.
"Well, then," he said as he extended his foot towards the officer. "would you please tie my shoe?"

What a TRUE boyfriend would do for you:

When she walks away from you mad Follow her
When she stare's at your mouth Kiss her
When she pushes you or hits you Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet Ask her whats wrong
When she ignore's you Give her your attention
When she pull's away Pull her back
When you see her at her worst Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt Back yourself up
When she say's that she likes you she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes dont look away until she does
When she misses you she's hurting inside
When you break her heart the pain never really goes away
When she says its over she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin she wants you to read it

- Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her
- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
- Tease her and let her tease you back.
- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.
- Give her the world.
- Let her wear your clothes.
- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.
- Let her know she's important.
- Kiss her in the pouring rain.
- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

If you post this in the next 4 minutes you crush will: Call you. Kiss you. Love you. Text you.

Pair Of Kings RP

SpongeBob: I call this one, the Campfire Song Song. LETS GATHER AROUND THE CAMPFIRE AND SING OUR CAMPFIRE SONG. OUR C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G SONG. AND IF YOU DONT THINK THAT WE CAN SING IT FASTER THEN YOU'RE WRONG, IT'LL HELP IF YOU JUST SING ALONG!
Patrick:Bum bum bum!
Spongebob:C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G SONG. OUR C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G SONG. C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G SONG. IT'LL HELP IF YOU JUST SING ALONG! PATRICK!
Patrick:C-C-AMP FI-R-E S-O-N-G SONG SONG!
Spongbob: GOOD! SQUIDWARD!
Squidward* Silence*
Spongebob: GOOD! IT'LL HEEEEELP! IT'LL HEEEEELP! IF YOU JUST SING ALOOOOOOOOOOOOONG! OH YEAH!!!*Smashes guitar* Now wasn't that relaxing?

Why do we sleep in church,

but stay awake through a 2 hour movie?

Why is it so hard to talk about God,

but so easy to Gossip?

Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine,

but find it so easy to read Sports Illustrated?

Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly Facebook wall post,

yet we repost the nasty ones?

Why are the amount of churches getting smaller,

but bar and club numbers growing?

Think about it, are you going to repost this?

Are you going to ignore it, because you think you'll get laughed at?

Would you have opened this if it said... Read This In Gods Name?

80 % of you won't repost this.

A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut. No-one knows she was raped at 13. People call a girl fat. No-one knows she has a serious disease which causes her to be over weight. People call an old man ugly. No-one knows he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Repost this if you're against bullying and stereotyping. 95% of you won't.

Calling people FAKE won't make you REAL

Calling people DUMB won't make you SMART

Calling people WEAK won't make you STRONG

Calling people UGLY won't make you BEAUTIFUL

Calling people MEAN won't make you NICE

Calling people GAY won't make you STRAIGHT

Calling people RUDE won't make you POLITE

So why bother?stop bulling,post this on your profile if you agree.

(Don't listen to the onion its EVIL)

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(something must have went wrong in the translation)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

you laugh right now because you are older than me lets see whose laughing when your 30 and I'm 28 or 29.

(Socks or Pudding? What do you think? )

This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Stolen from LovingLolipop0402

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism Stolen from geekchic8428

FRIENDS

Lend you their umbrella

BEST FRIENDS:

Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS:

Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS:

Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS:

Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandma, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS:

Call your parents DAD and MOM and GRAMS, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS:

Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS:

Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME"

FRIENDS:

Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS:

Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIENDS:

Ask you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS:

Have you on speed dial.

FRIENDS:

Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS:

Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS:

Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS:

Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS:

Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS:

Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS:

Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS:

Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS:

You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS:

Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS:

Are only through school/college.

BEST FRIENDS:

Are for life.

FRIENDS:

Will comfort you when the guy rejects you

BEST FRIENDS:

Will go up to him and say 'its because you're gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS:

Will help you when you're lost

BEST FRIENDS:

Will be giving you bad directions and screwing with your compass

FRIENDS:

Will go with you to a concert

BEST FRIENDS:

Will be helping you kidnap the band/singer

FRIENDS:

Will hide you from the cops

BEST FRIENDS:

Are probably the reason they are after you

FRIENDS:

Will buy you a pregnancy test

BEST FRIENDS:

Will be standing outside the bathroom door screaming, "Name it after me!"

FRIENDS:

Find your Prince Charming

BEST FRIENDS:

Find him, kidnap him and then bring him to you

FRIENDS:

Will pick you up when you fall down

BEST FRIENDS:

Will pick you up, then trip you again

FRIENDS:

Borrow your stuff for a few days then return it

BEST FRIENDS:

Have had your stuff for so long they've forgotten it's yours

FRIENDS:

Will leave when they feel insulted

BEST FRIENDS:

Will forgive you even if you don't know what you said wrong

FRIENDS:

Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying

BEST FRIENDS:

Will cry with you and then go beat up the sorry loser who made you cry

FRIENDS:

Will offer you a soda

BEST FRIENDS:

Will dump theirs on you

FRIENDS:

Will sit at the side of the pool with you when it's that time of the month

BEST FRIENDS:

Will throw you a tampon and push you in

FRIENDS:

Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough

BEST FRIENDS:

Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste that kind of shit!"

FRIENDS:

Will be crying at your funeral

BEST FRIENDS:

Will be sitting in jail for killing the guy who murdered you

FRIENDS:

Are little gems

BEST FRIENDS

Are like huge fricking diamonds!!!!!

FRIENDS:

Would ignore this letter

BEST FRIENDS:

Will repost this crap!

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England) Anime895(USA), Starwatcher-shadow (Belgium), icyprincess1 (USA), gaaraofthefunk13 (USA), Brave Little Lion (Canada), Fantasy is now Non-Fiction (England), ForASunSet'sRise(USA), geekchic8428(USA), xXNiallsBabeXx(USA)

I am not afraid of the dark,
I am afraid of what is lurking in it.
I am not afraid of heights,
I am afraid of falling.
I am not afraid of falling in love,
I am afraid of not being loved back.

Post this on your profile if your afraid, too

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that thing up in two seconds. When I play Rock, Paper, Scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!"

"Sir, we're surrounded!"
"Excellent, we can attack in any direction!"

Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."

Tell your children over dinner; "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

Therapist = The/rapist . . . Scary thought.

"Oh crap she's a morning person."

"It's like road kill; you want to look away but you can't."

"I guess being smart and having opinions freaked guys out."

"I had last watched this movie doped up on vikidin; fun experience, let me tell you."

"Are you seriously telling me in that freaking utility belt, you don't have something useful?"

"I don't want to get into a religious argument, but my God can kick your God's ass."

"Hi, can I come in? I'm already in, so say yes." Stolen from:geekchic8428

98 OF TEENS WON'T STAND UP FOR GOD... REPOST THIS IF YOU'RE ONE OF THE 2 WHO WILL

IF YOU LOVE GOD, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

You see a kid abusing a puppy with a baseball bat.
97% of people would yell "STOP!"
2% of them would cheer,
1% of them would take the baseball bat and hit the kid then take the puppy to the Vet.
Post this on you profile if you are that 1%..

(\_/)
('.') Copy and paste this Bunny
('')_('') into your profile to help him gain
world domination

Did you know...

Kissing is healthy,

Bananas are good for period pain,

It’s good to cry,

Chicken soup actually makes you feel better,

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers,

Lying is actually unhealthy,

You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes,

It’s actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you,

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move,

It’s impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed,

Chocolate will make you feel better,

Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing,

A good friend never judges,

A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any,

Boys aren't worth your tears,

We all love surprises?