"Yesterday upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today, oh I wish he'd go away."
--William Hughes Mearns

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This is Pauline: Seventeen-year-old half-Filipino trying to be as perfect (physically, successfully, intellectually...) as everyone who surrounds her in Los Angeles; high expectations comes when you've lived there all your life. Though, she gets way too distracted by smutty fanfiction for that to happen. In fact, she's been addicted to fics since she was eight years old! When she's not reading/writing such stories, she's drawing, saving icons, being swamped by schoolwork, and cutting her nails.

Favorite Shows: Hey Arnold!, Heroes, Chuck, Dead Like Me, South Park, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, Project Runway, My Girl (Filipino version), Justice League of America/Unlimited, Codename: Kids Next Door, Hanazakari no Kimitachi e, Pokémon, Psych, Scrubs, Monk, InuYasha, Movie Mob

Favorite Books: Love You Forever, Slaughterhouse-Five, The Lovely Bones, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Scarlet Letter, 1984, the Twilight saga, Everything is Illuminated, Battle Royale, Wuthering Heights, A Separate Peace, the Harry Potter series, Andromeda Strain, The Host, I Am the Messenger, The Giver, Tuck Everlasting, Less Than Zero, F. Scott Fitzgerald's work, As I Lay Dying, The Road, the Blue Bloods series, All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten, Inkheart, The Thief Lord

Favorite Movies: Children of Men, Office Space, Little Miss Sunshine, Anastasia, Love Actually, Pixar (especially Up & WALL-E), Fight Club, Superbad, Spellbound, Everything is Illuminated, Cats Don't Dance, Pulp Fiction, Disney (especially Beauty and the Beast & The Aristocats), Role Models, The Princess Bride, Garden State, Pineapple Express, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, The Dark Knight, Red Eye, Space Jam, The Aristocrats, Hayao Miyazaki films (especially My Neighbor Totoro & Princess Mononoke), Shooter, Wes Anderson films (especially Rushmore & The Royal Tenenbaums), Miss Congeniality, SLC Punk, Constantine, Burn After Reading, Pan's Labyrinth, Amelie, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Donnie Darko, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, Hot Fuzz, Requiem for a Dream, Rocket Science, The Usual Suspects

Favorite Pairings:
Hey Arnold!; OTP: Helga/Arnold; Stinky/Lila, Gerald/Phoebe, Helga/Brainy, Helga/Phoebe
Twilight; OTP: ALL CANON, especially Bella/Edward and Quil/Claire; Jacob/(insert Quil, Rosalie, Sam, Leah, Edward, or Angela), Garrett/Kate, Bella/Emmett, Zafrina/Senna
Codename: Kids Next Door; OTP: Tommy/Mushi, Cree/Chad; 23/24, Lee/Sonia, Kuki/Wally, Abby/Hoagie, Nigel/(insert Lizzie, Fanny, Rachel, Abby, Katie, Kuki, Hoagie, or Wally)
South Park; OTP: Bebe/Kenny, Wendy/Cartman; Butters/Cartman, Stan/Kyle, Butters/Kenny, Kyle/Cartman, Randy/Gerald, Tweek/Craig
Harry Potter; OTP: Harry/Luna, Ron/Hermione; Lily/James, Harry/Cedric, Remus/Sirius, Snape/(insert Lily, Sirius, or James)
A Separate Peace; OTP: Gene/Finny; Brinker/(insert Leper, Finny, or Brownie), Leper/Gene
The Host; OTP: Ian/Wanda; Burns/Wanda, Ian/Wanda/Mel/Jared fourway, Sunny/Kyle, Jodi/Kyle, Ian/Jared, Mel/Wanda
Chuck; OTP: Chuck/Sarah; Casey/(insert Ellie, Ilsa, Chuck, or Sarah), Chuck/Morgan, Ellie/Devon, Anna/Morgan
Hana-Kimi; OTP: Ashiya/Sano, Kayashima/Nakatsu; Ashiya/Nakatsu, Umeda/Shizuki, Nanba/Nakao, Kujo/Kadoma, Sano/(insert Kagurazaka, Umeda, or Nakatsu)
Heroes; OTP: Ando/Hiro, Sylar/Elle; Mohinder/Matt, Peter/Nathan, Sylar/Claire, Peter/Claire, Ando/Daphne
Dead Like Me; OTP: Mason/Daisy; George/(insert Ronnie, Mason, Rube, or Betty)

Other random pairings; Rin/Sesshomaru & Miroku/Sango (InuYasha), Alex/Johnathan (Everything is Illuminated), Hester/Dimmesdale & Dimmesdale/Chillingworth (The Scarlet Letter), Scout/Dill (To Kill a Mockingbird), Dinah/Ollie & Selena/Bruce (DC universe), Jackson/Lisa (Red Eye), Misty/Ash (Pokémon), Juliet/Shawn & Gus/Shawn (Psych), Trixie/Veronica & Mark/Vicky (Fairly Odd Parents), Jack/Schuyler (Blue Bloods), Noriko/Shuya (Battle Royale), Murphey/Jordan (Charlie Bartlett), Nick/Gatsby & Nick/Jordan (The Great Gatsby), Ririko/Ken/Eiji & Kaoruko/Leo (Legendz manga)

Inspiration:
Music from; Jimmy Eat World, The Beatles (including Love & Across the Universe), Danny Elfman, Paramore, Disney (including score & live-action), Muse, Nine Inch Nails, Radiohead, The Jimi Hendrix Experience, Linkin Park, KROQ samplers, South Park, Fort Minor, the movie Requiem for a Dream, Say Anything, Madonna, Kanye West, the movie Garden State, Earth Wind & Fire, The Starting Line, Beethoven, DeVotchKa, Editors, Relient K, Meriwether, ABBA (including Mamma Mia!), Brand New, Sweeney Todd (including 1979 & 2007 stage musicals), the show Pokémon, Daft Punk, The Killers, Vivaldi, No Doubt, Justin Timberlake, the movie O Brother Where Art Thou?, Gorillaz, Death Cab for Cutie. For better grasp of music, here and here.

I also made an (incomplete) list of the fanfiction that have influenced, inspired, or set guidelines me over the years on this website here, complete with my own commentary and notes about the stories mentioned. Understandably, the dominant fandom amongst should be Hey Arnold!, since I had grown up with this fandom, but the list is not completed, so more from Hey Arnold! and other fandoms are to come.

Full list of inspiration here.

Warning: Don't read her stories here, especially ones listed as "HIATUS". They're awful, and all so old, reflecting the 11-year-old Pauline complete with lack of experience and a lack of taste! Though, feel free to read recent ones, especially ones from her Writing Journal.

Contact: Email or PM is recommended, especially for writing. MySpace message for personal things. IM just to chat.

AIM: WearTheseShorts
MSN: ahhelga@hotmail.com
Yahoo: ahhelga
ICQ: 341923084

May 10th, 2009:
It's been almost a month since my last update on this profile. I haven't been writing anything, due to a number of reasons. It has been AP/SAT season (still one more exam and a few projects to go), so studying has been taking up a lot of my time. Then, there's the fact that I recently got a boyfriend. Yeah, I know, exciting. Not for you guys though. Sorry. And, if that weren't enough, I realized I've been neglecting my exercise time, so soon enough I'm gonna be spending a lot of my time in the gym. And where does writing come in? ...I have no idea.

That's me
ahhelga
AKA Pauline