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since: 07-28-03, id: 426945, Profile Updated: 07-21-09
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Author has written 45 stories for X-Men, X-Men: The Movie, X-Men: Evolution, Van Helsing, Fight Club, Ninja Turtles, Blind Justice, and Stargate: SG-1.

I am still working on the sequel to Changes, and it's already been almost a year since I started it, but I'm not even halfway finished yet. x-0; Yikes. Just want those of you that are waiting for the sequel not to give up hope, and know that I am still writing it. :)

My Writing Style: I like to write character-driven stories rather than plot-based ones, but not for lack of trying sometimes. I have a thing for whumping my favorite characters, and I rarely kill off anyone important unless I'm deliberately trying to be particularly angsty, or planning to bring them back. Unless it's a drabble or angsty, tragedy-based ficlet, I like writing happy endings.

My C2 Comm: Whumped!Jack If anyone is interested in being a staff member, let me know via email or PM.

About Me:

DOB: 12/20/85 (you figure out how old I am. XP )

Music: Nickleback, Theory of a Deadman, Hinder, The Rolling Stones, Everclear, Shinedown

Favorite Movies: Pirates of the Caribbean (1-3), X-Men (1 and 2), Indiana Jones (all 4 now, but Temple of Doom is my fave of the 4), Disturbia, Van Helsing, Paperback Hero, Someone Like You, Conspiracy Theory, The Punisher, Die Hard (1-4), Shaun of the Dead, Fight Club, Iron Man, Australia, Lords of Dogtown...(there's more, but I'm lazy and it would be a real long list. heh. x_0 )

Favorite Cartoons: X-Men: Evolution, X-Men (series from the 90's), TMNT (newer series), Venture Brothers, Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends, Robot Chicken (it's sort of a cartoon...right?), Family Guy, The Simpsons.

Favorite TV shows: Stargate: SG-1 (It's not the same after season 8 without Jack though. :( , JAG (series ended! :sniff: Harm an' Mac finally engaged! BOO-YAH! But sadness..), Early Edition, John Doe, The Pretender, The Dead Zone, Rescue Me, MacGyver (classic, BOO-YAH), Lost, X-Files (not including the last few seasons that turned to CRAP..grrness), Blind Justice, Journeyman, Prison Break, EUReKA, The Black Donnellys, Heroes, NCIS, Burn Notice, Sons of Anarchy, House, Royal Pains.

Favorite Characters(in general): Jack O'Neill (SG1),Wolverine (movies, comics, cartoons, etc.), MacGyver (duh)

Shipper Pairings: Jack/Sam (SG-1)

Current Song Obsessions: By The Way by Theory of a Deadman.

More of Me: I am a full-time college student currently working through my General Studies, and part-time line cook at my family's Italian restaurant. I love writing and skateboarding, both of which I do as often as I'm able. My other hobbies include (but are not limited to) biking, hiking, the occasional playing of video games, watching movies, and making graphics in PhotoShop for things like wallpapers, LJ headers, and icons.

I've always loved animals, dogs in particular, and my pets include a mini-beagle named Chance, and a ball python named Murray.

I'm pretty shy in person until I get to know someone, and I suppose you could say I'm slightly odd or eccentric. :) Blue hair and a mohawk? XD Yeah, that's me.


Just because I get bored...

Factoid: MacGyver's first name is Angus. (Revealed in the two-part episode entitled; Good Knight MacGyver)


Quotes-

"I've found that sticking your fingers in your ears and humming loudly solves a whole slew of problems." --Jack "Sacrifices" (Stargate: SG-1)

"Is mental illness contagious?" --Jack "Hathor"

Jack: Carter, what just happened?
Sam: (looks up at the sky, confused)
Elrad: The Eye of Odin grows dim.
Sam: Some sort of shift in the light frequency.
Jack: Good. I thought I was having a stroke. --"Red Sky" (Stargate: SG-1)

First: I never expected you would amuse me.
Jack: I never expected you to put your hand in my head. --"Unnatural Selection" (Stargate: SG-1)

Rogers: I will reveal nothing. You may begin torturing me.
Jack: Oh I've already begun. This...is the infamous Tuna Torture. --"Rules of Engagement" (Stargate: SG-1)

Disclaimer: All recognizable characters and/or themes belong to their respective owners/creators, and not me.

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1. In Time » reviews
A series of mostly unrelated short stories, ficlets, and drabbles focusing on Jack and Sam and their relationships as friends or lovers. Various ratings and genres for each installment.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 43,037 - Reviews: 244 - Updated: 10-30-09 - Published: 6-9-07 - O'Neill, J. & Carter, S.
2. Bits and Pieces » reviews
Snippets of Jack's recovery, taking place before and after "Changes." Each snippet can be read as a stand-alone. These won't make much sense if you haven't read "Changes" first.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,674 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 10-28-09 - Published: 10-19-09 - O'Neill, J. - Complete
3. Milk Run reviews
Sam, Went shopping. Be back soon. -Jack
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,343 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 9-17-09 - O'Neill, J. & Carter, S. - Complete
4. Five Times Sam Saw Jack Shirtless reviews
Five times Sam saw Jack shirtless. SamJack, UST to RST.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,761 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 6-24-09 - O'Neill, J. & Carter, S. - Complete
5. One Last Visit reviews
During "Heroes" part two. Jack has one last chat with Janet.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-28-09 - O'Neill, J. & Fraiser, J. - Complete
6. Jaffa Jack » reviews
A series of ficlets/drabbles/etc, in the lives of Jack and Sam after the altered events in season one's 'Hathor.' What if Jack was permanently a Jaffa? Each installment can be read as a stand-alone, with different genres for each one. Established SJ.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,611 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 5-5-09 - Published: 2-10-09 - O'Neill, J. & Carter, S.
7. Downtime reviews
Jack and Sam spend their interrupted downtime together. Slight AU twist on the Fireman-verse from Season 6, “The Changeling.” Written for the jacksamfriends ficathon on LJ.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,700 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-13-09 - O'Neill, J. & Carter, S. - Complete
8. Christmas Cookies reviews
Jack gives Sam a hand during the holidays. Full of awkward moments, fluffiness, and a smidgen of angst. SamJack.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,944 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-26-08 - Carter, S. & O'Neill, J. - Complete
9. Almost Kansas » reviews
Jack, Sam, and Jacob get stranded on a former Goa'uld slave planet. Jack and Carter have a fight and Jacob struggles to get them to reconcile their differences. SamJack. Angst, Drama, Romance.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,712 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 12-23-08 - Carter, S. & O'Neill, J. - Complete
10. Jack Drabbles » reviews
Three drabbles written for Lanna's Jack O'Neill drabble-a-thon on LJ.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-6-08 - O'Neill, J. - Complete
11. Changes » reviews
Sam returns after a long undercover mission with the Tok'ra and is shocked to discover what's happened to Jack in her absence. SamJack, with some DanielJanet as well.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,212 - Reviews: 280 - Updated: 12-22-07 - Published: 12-9-07 - O'Neill, J. & Carter, S. - Complete
12. Christmas Miracles reviews
Jack and Sam are stuck together, stranded in the middle of nowhere just before the holidays. SamJack.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,207 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 12-20-07 - O'Neill, J. & Carter, S. - Complete
13. Another Reason reviews
Another Reason to Keep Rodney McKay Out of Your Apartment. Based off the LiveJournal community AU, 'The House That Jack Built'. Sam tries to fix a little plumbing problem herself. Embarrassment ensues. SJish.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-19-07 - Carter, S. & O'Neill, J. - Complete
14. Agony reviews
Sam stays with Jack as he suffers. Not what you’d think. Drabble. 100 words.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-26-07 - O'Neill, J. & Carter, S. - Complete
15. For the Grace » reviews
There But for the Grace of God' tag. Two part drabble. The alternate Jack and Sam's thoughts before they died.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-26-07 - O'Neill, J. & Carter, S. - Complete
16. Prime Subjects » reviews
After a rather unpleasant visit to an alien planet, the team manage to gate home with two injured, only to realize that they aren't quite finished with that particular world. SJ.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,376 - Reviews: 63 - Updated: 4-22-07 - Published: 11-16-06 - O'Neill, J. & Carter, S. - Complete
17. As Long as She's Smiling reviews
Takes place in The Changeling firemanverse. Jack knows that everything will be okay as long as she's smiling at him. Established SJ.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,671 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-15-07 - O'Neill, J. & Carter, S. - Complete
18. Accidental Christmas reviews
Half of SG1 are stuck in the infirmary on Christmas Eve. SJ.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,180 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 12-26-06 - O'Neill, J. & Carter, S. - Complete
19. Guy Stuff reviews
Teal'c sort of learns a lesson at Jack's expense while Sam proves she knows more about the guy stuff than Jack and Daniel think. Oneshot.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,411 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-11-06 - O'Neill, J. - Complete
20. Cold Feet » reviews
Sam is having doubts about her feelings when things get serious with Pete. When Jack gets injured because of her, she is forced to rethink her current relationship. Does she truly love Pete, or was he just holding a place in her heart for someone else? SJ
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,747 - Reviews: 67 - Updated: 2-10-06 - Published: 1-25-06 - O'Neill, J. & Carter, S. - Complete
21. More Than Words » reviews
A brief visit to a new planet has some lasting results with the SG1 team. Underlying SamJack. Please Review! Note: Missing chapter TWELVE now posted.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,416 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 12-6-05 - Published: 11-17-05 - O'Neill, J. & Carter, S. - Complete
22. Tin Men Have Feelings Too reviews
Post Tin Man. Jack O'Neill's duplicate does some thinking. Sorta SamJack. Quick Oneshot. Please Review
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-5-05 - O'Neill, J. & Carter, S. - Complete
23. Misery Loves Company reviews
Takes places after "Doggone". Karen comes across Jim while he's sitting in the rain on a sidewalk bench. One-shot. -Please Review-
Blind Justice - Rated: K - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-12-05 - Complete
24. Shadow Games » reviews
Sequel to The Good Guys Aren't Invincible. Staying at Casey's grandmother's old farmhouse with April for a little down time, Casey starts seeing some peculiar things in the woods just when the turtles are coming to visit.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,682 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 2-14-05 - Published: 12-2-04 - Complete
25. Have a Drink reviews
Logan has a discussion with Snake (from Metal Gear Solid 3) in a bar. One-shot. Rating for brief language. -Please review-
X-Men - Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-17-05 - Complete
26. The Barn » reviews
Alternate reality. After a long absence, Logan returns to a place of fond memories where someone he loved was left behind. LoganOroro finished Please Review
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,920 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 12-26-04 - Published: 12-8-04 - Wolverine & Storm - Complete
27. The Good Guys Aren't Invincible » reviews
When Casey Jones gets in trouble way over his head, he ends up going to April O'Neil and the turtles for some much needed help. finished Please Review
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,643 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 11-6-04 - Published: 10-23-04 - Complete
28. You're Not Real reviews
Sorta Parody. Takes place at the last scene of the movie after the buildings all blow up. Lots of dry, darkish humor. Rating for language. Extremely short one-shot. -Please Review-
Fight Club - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-20-04 - Complete
29. How To Fix Everything reviews
Alternate Reality. Logan is having a hard time coping after an incident where something went terribly wrong. Ororo is there to help try to pull him back on his feet again. One-shot. -Please Review-
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,048 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-27-04 - Complete
30. Your Heart Can't Bleed Forever reviews
Alt. RealityUltimate-verse. A long war of man against mutant had ravaged the country, leaving many mutants and humans dead. Logan and Ororo come back to the mansion once the fighting has died down. One-shot. -Please Review-
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-19-04 - Complete
31. Fear » reviews
A sadistic gang of intelligent killers are attacking the Xavier Institute, and since rendering the mutants powerless by using their technology, are at an advantage...or so they think. Who will make it out alive? finished Please Review
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,305 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 6-5-04 - Published: 4-15-04 - Complete
32. The Monster Hunter and the Princess reviews
[Alt. Ending] What if Princess Anna didn’t die? Very short one-shot. -Please review-
Van Helsing - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 41 - Published: 5-9-04 - Complete
33. Head Over Feet reviews
Alt. Reality. In another universe, far into the future, a young teen girl has mixed feelings towards some xmembers' son. finished Please Review
X-Men - Rated: K - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-3-04 - Complete
34. Leaving Through The Window » reviews
Alt. Reality. Logan and Hallie are Seniors in high school, both trying to make it through the year. Logan with his abusive drunk father, and Hallie's been left with a stepmother who doesn't want her. finished Please Review
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,913 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 4-29-04 - Published: 3-30-04 - Complete
35. Detention reviews
Sequel to Study. Hallie is stuck in detention...and GUESS WHO pays an unexpected visit? finished Please Review
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-14-04 - Complete
36. Institutionalized » reviews
Post X2. Logan has gone missing after being sent on a mission back to Alkali Lake, later to be found at a Psychiatric Institution for mutants. Jean and Rogue especially are determined to get him out before he dies in there. finished Please Review!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,909 - Reviews: 79 - Updated: 3-28-04 - Published: 2-2-04 - Wolverine & Jean G. - Complete
37. Study reviews
Hallie decides to give Logan a call during a boring study in school. If you wanted to know what Hallie's been up to since Time Warp, here's a short fic on that. finished Please Review
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-2-04 - Complete
38. Still Here reviews
Post X2. Logan has a little talk about Jean, with someone you wouldn't expect. And no, it's not Scott. smirks Please Review
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-13-04 - Wolverine - Complete
39. Time Warp » reviews
Logan finds himself struggling with his teenage form, making those around him begin to wonder if he'll ever return to normal. finished Please Review
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,620 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 1-7-04 - Published: 11-18-03 - Complete
40. Swallow The Knife » reviews
No one at the institute trusts Logan anymore. He can smell their fear, and taste their hate. Now he's finally decided to do something about it to end his eternal grief. finished Please Review
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,839 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 11-2-03 - Published: 10-11-03 - Complete
41. Dreaming Reality reviews
Something strange is going on, a new villain is rising, and Gambit is the only one who knows the truth! finished Please Review
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - General/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-1-03 - Complete
42. Stolen » reviews
Alternate Reality. Logan's wife is abducted, and all he wants is to get her all back, body and soul. Also features Scott, Jean, and Ororo. finished Please Review
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,886 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 9-17-03 - Published: 8-29-03 - Wolverine - Complete
43. Tears an' Roses reviews
Alternate Reality. A short LoganJean songfic. finished Please Review!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-10-03 - Wolverine & Jean G. - Complete
44. Home reviews
Alternate Reality. Victor Creed's son has come home to stay with his abusive father since his mother's in jail again. The boy would obviously rather be anywhere else. finished Please Review!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-3-03 - Sabertooth - Complete
45. The Drifters » reviews
Alternate Reality. Logan and Hallie are drifters, never staying in one place for long, always getting into trouble. What do they do when the find an orphan girl that needs their help? Will things get better, or worse? finished Please Review!
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,298 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 8-20-03 - Published: 7-29-03 - Complete
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