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1. Things they don't teach you in Time Lord School

I'm daf. I write cheesy limericks. You have been warned!

Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Published: 8-6-08 - Complete

2. Midlife crisis reviews

Bobby buys a Porsche.

Law and Order: CI - Rated: M - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-6-08 - Complete

3. Found on the ladies' room wall at One Police Plaza » reviews

Chapter 38. The poets have returned to 1PP.

Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 5,000 - Reviews: 113 - Updated: 3-3-08 - Published: 11-20-02

4. Bobby emails his mother » reviews

*Chapter 5* Old habits die hard.

Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 3-3-08 - Published: 5-2-03

5. Transcript

... of an interview between Detective Ed Green and suspect Bart Simpson

Law and Order - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Published: 2-15-08 - Complete

6. Christmas2007 reviews

Bobby sets out on a mission

Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-28-07 - Complete

7. Practise makes perfect reviews

Bobby tutors Alex in the finer points of statistics

Law and Order: CI - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-30-07 - Complete

8. LOCI: the final episode reviews

Inspired by a certain blonde ADA from Law & Order

Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-1-07 - Complete

9. Lennie, we hardly knew ye reviews

A tribute to Lennie Briscoe.

Law and Order - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-23-07 - Complete

10. Jarrison reviews

Tru and Jack. Tru and Harrison. Jack and Harrison were something else.

Tru Calling - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-1-07 - Complete

11. Not at all what she expected » reviews

Allison Dubois Medium is a psychic who communicates with the dead and often works with the police to help victims of violence bring their killers to justice. Having just shaken hands with Bobby Goren, she is struck with the horrifying realization

Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - General/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-21-06 - Published: 12-18-06

12. daf9's cloning emporium reviews

Holiday Specials on all your favorite L&O, LOCI and SVU characters.

Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 12-5-06 - Complete

13. Cultural misunderstanding reviews

Poor Bobby, someone should have warned him.

Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-8-05

14. A valuable life lesson reviews

Bobby learns a lesson about what's really important in life and what's not.

Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-28-05

15. It's embarrassing reviews

Bobby has a bad day

Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-28-05

16. The intramural NYPD baseball game CI vs SVU » reviews

The title pretty much explains the story. Outdated software andor browser prohibits me from formatting it properly.

Law and Order: CI - Rated: M - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-3-05

17. LOCI: the soap opera reviews

Deakins delivers some unwelcome news to Goren

Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-3-04

18. Bobby emails Nicole Wallace reviews

takes place after Great Barrier

Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-30-04

19. Everything you need to know about Bobby Goren reviews

if you want to be a successful criminal in NYC

Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-26-04

20. A cautionary tale reviews

Featuring Carver, Eames and Goren and told from a perp's perspective.

Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-27-04

21. Bare facts reviews

written for the Indecent Exposure challenge at thursday100plus

Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-8-04

22. To Apocrypha reviews

Bobby Goren is defeated by a challenge issued by Apocrypha, the law &order 'zine

Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-31-04

23. True confessions reviews

Bobby reveals the REAL reason he gave up basketball

Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-14-04

24. It's easy if you're pedantic reviews

ripped from a thursday100 challenge - Hat as a verb? It's really quite mundane.

Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-12-04

25. In fermento veritas 2 reviews

Celebrating 6 weeks of partnership

Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-9-04

26. Relative speed 20 » reviews

Bishop dies and Bobby gets all angsty. Chapter 2

Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1-9-04 - Published: 12-19-03

27. If wishes were horses reviews

Spoilers for F.P.S.

Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-6-04

28. In fermento veritas reviews

based on another thursday100 challenge. takes place post F.P.S.

Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-5-04

29. Whose your favorite cuddle monkey? reviews

Amorous Intent challenge. Eames has to call Goren a cuddle monkey.

Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-31-03

30. Relative Speed reviews

One part debate on one of the many LOCI message boards and one part thursday100plus challenge. Not a limerick.

Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-12-03

31. Missing Eames reviews

Barroom chatter. LOCI X-over

Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-6-03

32. The Dog Days of Summer » reviews

Chapter 5 Final chapter. The mystery of the limericks is solved.

Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,740 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 10-19-03 - Published: 8-15-03

33. Alex emails Lewis reviews

Alex explains to Lewis why she's doing what she doing and what she expects from him. Spoiler for Undaunted Mettle.

Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-1-03

34. POV » reviews

You're 15 and Bobby is dating your mother. Your brother Sam is 8 and has something to say as well. Chapter 2

Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-13-03 - Published: 8-25-03

35. My dearest son, reviews

Bobby receives a letter from his mother

Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-5-03

36. Misperceptions reviews

Alex makes an opportunity to show off her detecting skills

Law and Order: CI - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-27-03

37. Bobby bungles Bogart reviews

Bobby and Alex watch an old movie. More prose from daf9

Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-25-03

38. Alex emails Bobby reviews

Sequel to "Bobby e-mails Alex". Has daf9 really become a shipper? Read and find out.

Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-4-03

39. Give the perp a scone Revised reviews

Spoilers for "A Person of Interest". Subtitled "Ode to Baked Goods"

Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-4-03

40. O Baby! » reviews

*Chapter 2* Eames has a baby and Bobby...well you'll just have to read it if you're curious.

Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 7-24-03 - Published: 7-22-03

41. Pardonez moi It's a menage a trois! » reviews

*Chapter 2* It was SUPPOSED to be a 'menage a trois' but somehow the story got away from me.

Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-17-03 - Published: 7-11-03

42. Bobby emails Alex reviews

daf9 becomes a shipper...sort of

Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-7-03

43. Once a Catholic reviews

daf9 has dropped Bobby into the middle of a soap opera. rated R for language and A for angst. Your comments will determine if I ever post anything like this again.

Law and Order: CI - Rated: M - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-29-03

44. He's just an overgrown boy scout at heart reviews

G/S. S is for Sara of course. Who is G for?

CSI - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-21-02

45. It had to happen eventually » reviews

WARNING: contains a spoiler for "The Pilgrim"

Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 39 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11-20-02 - Published: 11-18-02

46. Sequel to Ode to Gil or Greg or Nick reviews

It's been brought to my attention...

CSI - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-19-02

47. Ode to Gil or Greg or Nick reviews

First person POV. It could be Sara or Catherine or an OFC. Take your pick.

CSI - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-19-02

48. Alec reflecting on Max and Logan's relationship reviews

title says it all.

Dark Angel - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-21-02

49. Logan's opinion of Alec reviews

it's only 11 words long so if you don't like short pieces skip this one.

Dark Angel - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 3-18-02

50. What happened after Love in Vein reviews

speaks for itself I think. Clarence Darrow was famous for defending a teacher who taught evolution.

Dark Angel - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-13-02

51. If only Logan were British reviews

Alec's POV after "Borrowed Time"

Dark Angel - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-6-02

52. Upon learning the Statue of Liberty had been sold reviews

DAF9 is still posting in rhyme - its another limerick this time

Dark Angel - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-19-01

53. The ballad of Zack and Max » reviews

well...not so much a ballad as a limerick...or a series of limericks

Dark Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-1-01 - Published: 6-24-01

54. A 2nd thug from the 'hood reviews

more Dark Angel limericks

Dark Angel - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-30-01

55. A thug from the 'hood reviews

Dark Angel limericks

Dark Angel - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-21-01

56. Dark Angel X-over/ geometry joke reviews

speaks for itself I think

Dark Angel - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-10-01