Author has written 8 stories for Halloween, Outsiders, O Brother, Where Art Thou?, Phantom of the Opera, and Big Bang Theory.
. I love horror and anything funny. I'm new here so, yeah I pretty much suck kinda at the writing stuff,but I just love to do it. You know. But enjoy all the crazy crap/stupid crap I offer you people. BUT IF ANYONE SAYS I NEED TO TAKE A WRITING CLASS I WILL FINDYOU!!!! Note: I am considered Mentaly Insane, so watch out-that means you "Hello"! *Eyes starts to twitch and grabs a metal baseball bat*
Nick*My twin brother: You seriously have anger problems, you know that?
Me: Go to hell Honnor Boy!... Oh yeah and my Twin brother Nick helps Co write some of my stories.
Nick: Since I'm the only normal one...
Me: More like the only BORING one...*He scowls at me and then we get in a verbal fight, which can not be publish due to the fact of extreme voliance.*
Godzilla, King Kong, Serial Killers, Sherlock Holmes, Horror Movies, Funny Crap, and Tanks. Oh! And Monkeyjelly- don't ask. MONSTER TRUCKS! Mobsters.
Anything pink and is full of bunch of happy crap, and Tella-tubies. Twighlt too. Anyone that points out flaws and says people a stupid (thats my job!) Mary Sues. And asswholes who call other people's stories not as good as others, I mean come on! You have to be a complete and total shallow ass to do somethin like that!
Gender: Non of your bussniess!
Age:Well I ain't 70!
Hobbies: Guns, shoting, hunting, and studing the crimnal mind.Oh, and slaping hobos and screaming:"GET A JOB AND YA WON'T BE HOMELESS!...OR JOIN THE MAFIA!!!"
Dreams: Become a arouther or a crimnal therapist.
Fvorite quotes: "Well, hot damn. No more sitting in the dirt at the drivins.", "I don't make monkies! I just train them!", "They blew it up! Damn you! Damn you all to hell! AHHHHH!!!", "Can the Poems, it's ass whooping time.", "Agian, another thing that could have been brought to my attetion YESTERDAY!", "You're gonna get accendently shot.", "Pardon my frech, but your asswholes.", "Back to u...FUCKERS!","AHHH! I'M IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTIONS!'
Nick's Profile Part.
I am sadly the twin brother of this psycho pathich authoress, that goes by CrazyPerson2671 or Crazy for short. I help my sister out with some of her stories because I do writing as a bit of a hobby but I'm more into sports. All I have to say to you people is don't piss my siter off, she will probably find you. I am the normal one of us and I personally feel like it'sm a good thing, if we both where nuts I promis you the world would have been desyorded by now.
Likes:Football, steelers, and like my sister MONSTER TRUCKS!
Hates: Rabid monkies, hobo's that try to steal my wallet, Sarah Palien - Sis: Seriouly, who doesn't hate her! Me: Good point.- and "Trolls" if you know what I mean.
Gender: I'm a guy abvouisly.
Age: Same as my sis.
Hobbies: Reading, helping my sis write her stories, playing football with friends and yelling at hobo's: "STAY AWAY FROM MY BACK POCKET AND GET A FREAKIN JOB!" Also I enjoy hunting as long as my sis does not have the gun.
Dreams: Eh, just getting out of school and going to college for now.
Job: Is keeping my sister from beating our older brother up count?
Favorite Qoutes: "If music be the food of love, then play on!", "Beware of the idaes of march.", "I wear this fucking thing as a fashion statement," "I came, I saw, I conquared."
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