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| CrazyPerson2671 |
Author has written 8 stories for Halloween, Outsiders, O Brother, Where Art Thou?, Phantom of the Opera, and Big Bang Theory. . I love horror and anything funny. I'm new here so, yeah I pretty much suck kinda at the writing stuff,but I just love to do it. You know. But enjoy all the crazy crap/stupid crap I offer you people. BUT IF ANYONE SAYS I NEED TO TAKE A WRITING CLASS I WILL FINDYOU!!!! Note: I am considered Mentaly Insane, so watch out-that means you "Hello"! *Eyes starts to twitch and grabs a metal baseball bat* Nick*My twin brother: You seriously have anger problems, you know that? Me: Go to hell Honnor Boy!... Oh yeah and my Twin brother Nick helps Co write some of my stories. Nick: Since I'm the only normal one... Me: More like the only BORING one...*He scowls at me and then we get in a verbal fight, which can not be publish due to the fact of extreme voliance.* Likes: Godzilla, King Kong, Serial Killers, Sherlock Holmes, Horror Movies, Funny Crap, and Tanks. Oh! And Monkeyjelly- don't ask. MONSTER TRUCKS! Mobsters. Hates: Anything pink and is full of bunch of happy crap, and Tella-tubies. Twighlt too. Anyone that points out flaws and says people a stupid (thats my job!) Mary Sues. And asswholes who call other people's stories not as good as others, I mean come on! You have to be a complete and total shallow ass to do somethin like that! Gender: Non of your bussniess! Age:Well I ain't 70! Hobbies: Guns, shoting, hunting, and studing the crimnal mind.Oh, and slaping hobos and screaming:"GET A JOB AND YA WON'T BE HOMELESS!...OR JOIN THE MAFIA!!!" Dreams: Become a arouther or a crimnal therapist. Job: Non Fvorite quotes: "Well, hot damn. No more sitting in the dirt at the drivins.", "I don't make monkies! I just train them!", "They blew it up! Damn you! Damn you all to hell! AHHHHH!!!", "Can the Poems, it's ass whooping time.", "Agian, another thing that could have been brought to my attetion YESTERDAY!", "You're gonna get accendently shot.", "Pardon my frech, but your asswholes.", "Back to u...FUCKERS!","AHHH! I'M IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTIONS!' Nick's Profile Part. I am sadly the twin brother of this psycho pathich authoress, that goes by CrazyPerson2671 or Crazy for short. I help my sister out with some of her stories because I do writing as a bit of a hobby but I'm more into sports. All I have to say to you people is don't piss my siter off, she will probably find you. I am the normal one of us and I personally feel like it'sm a good thing, if we both where nuts I promis you the world would have been desyorded by now. Likes:Football, steelers, and like my sister MONSTER TRUCKS! Hates: Rabid monkies, hobo's that try to steal my wallet, Sarah Palien - Sis: Seriouly, who doesn't hate her! Me: Good point.- and "Trolls" if you know what I mean. Gender: I'm a guy abvouisly. Age: Same as my sis. Hobbies: Reading, helping my sis write her stories, playing football with friends and yelling at hobo's: "STAY AWAY FROM MY BACK POCKET AND GET A FREAKIN JOB!" Also I enjoy hunting as long as my sis does not have the gun. Dreams: Eh, just getting out of school and going to college for now. Job: Is keeping my sister from beating our older brother up count? Favorite Qoutes: "If music be the food of love, then play on!", "Beware of the idaes of march.", "I wear this fucking thing as a fashion statement," "I came, I saw, I conquared." | |||||||
1. MINE! II: There's No Place Like The Opera! » reviewsSequal to MINE!. Featuring the cast of Wicked and a Serial Killer!Juliet runs back to the opera and meets a childhood friend, Elphaba aka Wicked Witch of the West, Erik and Feayro are on a elaphent trying to win them back, a serial killer has been brought back in time and he, and Juliet fall in love, and Raoul becomes a wild man! How can things get any stranger than this? Ok it canPhantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,151 - Reviews: 72 - Updated: 4-9-13 - Published: 12-21-12 - Complete2. A Unlikely Relationship » reviewsMicheal Myers is a heartless killer, but he meets a unlikely companion and soon to be lover in the body of a girl who is 7 years younger then him. What will happen? How many souls shall die in this crazy story? Why am I asking you? ALL THIS AND MORE WILL BE REVALED WHEN EVER I FEEL LIKE REVELING IT! Now featuring Jason.Halloween - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,897 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 3-17-13 - Published: 10-11-12 - Michael M.3. Snow Penny and the Four Nerds » reviewsBig Bang with a Fairy Tale twist. The guys are royalty -except Howard- and Sheldon get's them de throwned. Penny is a beautiful princess who is on the run from Queen Hofstadter -Lenords mom- and Amy is the talking mirror. Yep. Things get messed up. It's basicly a mix of a bunch of different fairy tails so don't expect one.Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-31-13 - Published: 1-15-134. When You Thought It Couldn't Get Weirder Than This » reviewsFeaturing the cast of MINE and bunch of other people. Inculdes Hobo's, Wipeout, messed up Soap opera's and Chippy's very own talk show, and much more! And yes you'll still get to check the Rock Candy Galxy out and Erik will get beat up still...So will Christine but who's counting? Enjoy another Crack-fic by me and my twin bro!Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-20-13 - Published: 1-13-135. Not a Normal Christmas » reviewsBased on the Intermissions of the story MINE! Me,Nick and the characters are celabrating Christmas together in the same weird way you know us for! With more Chippy, Christine bashing, Raoul as a tranny, Erik going crazy and yes you'll finaly get to see what the Rock Candy Glaxy looks like! If ya can handle the crazyness then read on!A Crack-fanfic from your's turly and her bro!FIN!Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,914 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 12-25-12 - Published: 12-13-12 - Complete6. Jessie James Curtis » reviewsWhat if the Curtis boys had a long lost sister who's friend died to saved Johnny? What would happen? And what will the gang think when they get a new sister? I only own Jessie James Curtis, so ya'll can't sue me!Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,402 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 12-24-12 - Published: 10-20-12 - Ponyboy C. & Dallas W.7. MINE! » reviewsJuliet has deformaty just like Eriks, when he discovers this he declares her "His", but when Juliet wants more freedom he can't help but hide her from the world. Then Juliet learns about Christen and miss her crazy over protective Phantom. Bascilly the story's theme is "You don't know what you had till you lost it."Involes attempted murder/sucide,voilence and crazy love! FINISHED!Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 34,510 - Reviews: 70 - Updated: 12-18-12 - Published: 11-3-12 - Complete8. O, Brother and Sister Where Art Thou? reviewsEverett, Delmar and Pete escape from the pent only to meet Sandy Storm who is in a bunch, so they help her out only to find out it'll make their adventure more wilder then they could bargen for. I only own Sandy.O Brother, Where Art Thou? - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-29-12
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