Name: Not tellin'

Age: Lets Just say, between 5 and 16

Lives: At my house. Deal with it.

Believes: Jesus saved us from sin by dying on a cross, say the Last Supper He really did change the bread and wine to His Body and Blood. I go to church every sunday, yah. In other words, I'm Catholic. Deal with it.

School/Grade: Actually I'm homeschooled... Yah you have to say that almost everyday if you are. I'm in 7th grade.

Gernder: Female... Deal with it

Favorite Books: #1 is Coraline. I also am needed for Harry Potter, Hunger Games, and everything Lemony Snicket. He's amazing. I don't really like Lord of The Rings or the Hobbit. I've never read them and probably never will. Deal with it

Favorite movies/TV Shows: #1 Movie is Coraline. I also like Harry Potter (NO DUH!) and other stuffZ. TV shows have no order they are all at the top: Legend Of Korra, Once Upon A Time, Doctor Who, Adventure Time, Good Luck Charlie, and Brain Games.

Hobbies: Drawing, Writing, playing video games. I write about Zelda things and other things I fangirl over. I draw my OCs and other stuff I fangirl over. And play The Legend of Zelda which is the only game I fangirl over! I love Vaati, and Ghirahim, Tom Riddle, and the Doctor and random people he tends to kiss. But Ghirahim and Vaati I'm like, "OH MY GOSH I WANT YOUR BABIES!" And I'm also a TomBoy, despite my fangirlness. Deal with it.

SURVEY TIME!

1.Why did the chicken cross the road?

To retrieve its kidney.

2.Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

Because an idiot thought he would prank his friend by telling him to call them that. The friend believed him and the names stuck.

3. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all have to drown?

Yep, They have a lifeguard. I hope...

4.If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

Yellow, I think. :L

5.Why do they report power outages on TV?

To make fun of all the people who don't have power so for the ones who DO can be all like "haha! They are stuck in a dark cold house and we have a heater and a TV to occupy us!"

6.Who's cruel idea was it to have an "s" in the word, lisp?

Obama's

7.If they say TV's so bad for you then why do they have one in every hospital?

So your brain is already rotten when they do brain surgery on it.

7 1/2.If a quiz is quizzical. Then what's a test?

A test- wait no... test- no that won't work either! Who's cruel idea was it to give me these questions that are making my head implode!

8.If con is the opposite of pro, what's the opposite of progress?

Failure.

9.Isn't it scary to know what doctors do for a living is called "practice"?

Only if I'm the first one they are "practicing" on.

10.If God sneezed, what would you say?

Bless your face! Ill get you a tissue!

11.If you got scared half to death twice, would you be dead?

I guess so... Wait so I've died over eight times!

12.If Donald Duck doesnt wear pants, why does he wrap a towel around his waist?

Because some one drew him like that. HAHA FIRST LEGIT ANSWER!

13.Do fish ever get thirsty?

In spongeBob yes...

14.If you stick a sticker on a non stick pan would it stick?

IDK, I'll go try... Yes.

15.Why does it say on CHILDRENS tylenol not to operate heavy machinery?

Because Adults can sue if thier children die. So they put that warning. But the adult Tylenol you can take as much as you want because you can't sue of your dead.

16.If Barbie is so popular, then whey do you have to buy her friends?

Because they might get JELOUSE and kill Barbie. Then where would we be? In a world filled with peace and liberty for all. But the company doesn't want that.

17.If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

IDK Be happy people!

18.Did you notice anyone going slower than you is an idiot, and Anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

Actually no. Any one different in any way from me is normal.

20.Do vegitarians eat animal crackers?

If I saw one do that I'd treasure the memory for ever.

21.If all the world is a stage, what part are you playing?

The girl who won't stop play video games and is alway in fantacy land. And is in love with a video game character.

22.If a tree falls in the woods ... Do all the other trees laugh at it?

I would... But I would fall over laughing.

23.If a guy raped a prostitute should he be charged for shoplifting too?

OF CORSE!

24.If Hooters delivered would they be called knockers?

Yes you dimwit.

25.If the dictionary spells a word wrong how are we suppose to know?

SPELL CHECK! Oh wait. We don't have spell check for books... Only computers. DANG IT!

26.DO you believe in love at frist sight? What about blind people?

Yes i believe it. But blind people its love at first touch.

27.Since history never stops, when does the future begin?

We are living the future. But in the year 2220 we will be living that past.

28.How do people grow seedless grapes if there's no seeds to grow them?

I think they have tiny seeds in them- STOP ASKING ME STUFF I DON'T CARE ABOUT!

29.If 7 - 11 is open 24 hours, why are there locks on the doors?

So all the Asian people who work there can open te doors for the people they know are customers at night. They they lock the door when they leave.

30.Why is there an interstate highway on Hawaii?

I didn't know there was because I've never been there. And other thing a didn't care or want to know in my life thanks a lot.

31.If the #2 pencil is so popular, then why is it called #2 insted of #1?

THIS IS THE REAL ANSWER! You guys know when you were like two and you were learning to write and spell. And you parent/teacher gave you those really thick pencils that you could grip easier because your hand were so small. That is a #1 pencil. And number two is a different size. I think there is a number three but those are really skinny. REAL ANSWER!

32.Why do croutons come in an air tight package?

IKR! They are already stale!

33.Would a fly without wings be called a "walk"?

No, I think It'd be called Dead

34.Is it tuna or chicken?

Tuna is the chicken of the sea.

35.If I am happy and I know it and my face will surely show it, then why do i have to clap my hands?

For blind people.

36.What is the probability that something will happen according to the odds?

Very low...

37.If we use our dirty hands to get clean with soap, does that do the job?

Really soap works by making water cleaner and wetter so it's really the that should get the cleaning credit. HEY SO YOU KNOW THOSE "no touch" soap things that are supposed to make your has stay clearer because the soap is alway dirty when you press the button at the top. Wouldn't you hands be clean after you used the soap you got from it. I mean really they are charging $30 extra for something you can get for 50 at the dollar st

38.If no one's perfect then how come we have to practice?

To make us feel perfect when we're Not.

39.If it will all be better in the end, how do you know when the end is?

The end of this annoying Survey.

40.Is it really fun to Wang Chung?

Sorry I don't speak French.

41.If a turtle is born without a shell is he naked or homeless?

He'd be a nude hobo.

42.What's the Sound of one hand clapping?

Technacly one hand clapping is snapping.

43.If you swallow a rainbow what color does it turn?

Brown.

44.Why do they call them Apple Jacks, if they don't taste like apple?

Because they are manipulating children's stupid little minds. Like the new chucky cheese song. FUNNER ISNT A WORD YOU PERVERTS!

45.How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

He wouldn't. He'd just get health insurance.

46. Are you tired of this Survey?

Of Corse sweaty. I have now no brain. [mind imploding as talks]

Yay your done

This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Capy and Paste this and highlight the things you have done. (My Couskn JourneyKat wanted me to do this too so we can be TWINZIES!)

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails

3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking

6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head

7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand

9. Tried to push open a door that said pull

10. Tried to pull open a door that said push

11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion

12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else

13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs

14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave

15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair

16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble

17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it

18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard

19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on

22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.

23. Have run into a closed door

24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else

25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it

26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer

28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it

32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside

33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else

34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property

35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot.

36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on

37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in

38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard

39. Walked into a pole

40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident

41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house

42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on

43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small

44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it

45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.

46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it

47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up

48. Have poked yourself in the eye

49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on

50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test

52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil

53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it

54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.

55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were

56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on

57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.

58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it

60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie

61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa

62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it

63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence

64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side

66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions

67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong

68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it

69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out

70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face

72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb

73. Ran into a door jam

74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid

75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it

76. Have purposely licked playground sand

77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band

78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't

79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people

80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out

81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off

82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.

84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about

85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair

86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone

87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird

88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people

89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria

90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.

91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil

92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them

93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper

94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours

95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story

96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs

97. You have spelled your own name wrong before

98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class

100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

YES I HAVE SUCCEEDED! VICTORY [throws up hand triumphantly] you annoying melester! NEVER AGAIN! I'm sorry people but my kidney wouldn't be able to take it D:

P.S. my books to in this order. The Days To Come, The Days That Came.