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Author has written 22 stories for H.I.V.E., Hunger Games, Alex Rider, Power of Five series, Artemis Fowl, and Lord of the Rings. Hi! This be my profile, so it is! I'm kinda MIA at the moment. I'll probably be back by June. I have changed my pen name a lot, but I'm going back to the original Eaglistic. I'll probably stay like this. I just wanted to say a huge thanks to everybody who reviews, follows,favourites and reads. My stories are dedicated to all of you. Thank you all. . Life is for living, laughing and loving. I don't tend to reply to reviews unless they ask a question or address an issue, so don't be put out if I don't reply, your reviews are very valuable to me. If you're here for updates, there's a board below but I follow one rule. If it's still going, it'll eventually be updated until finished. I have added covers for Don't Put Otto In Detention, H.I.V.E-The Parody, Under A Blood Red Sky, President Snow's Torture Methods, Not A Good Idea, H.I.V.E Road Trip and Epic Rap Battles Of H.I.V.E. I'd be grateful if you guys could check them out and it would be cool to see what you think! A Guest raised the issue that some fics are discontinued. The only fic discontinued that is not complete is Edge Of Zero. I apologise for any confusion. COMING SOON: Being Human, an Ottra oneshot(my first more romantic story, I could do with feedback when it comes, let's hope I don't fail epically) When Detentions Go Horribly Wrong, the fourth in the slightly related oneshots( Don't Put Otto In Detention, Even The Best Laid Plans Go Wrong and H.I.V.E Road Trip) and third in the humorous Detention oneshot series( Don't put Otto In Detention and Even the Best Laid Plans Go Wrong). Possible ideas include more lighthearted Ottra and a Hunger Games humour story. No new stories other than those are forthcoming. I need to focus more on active projects. The Board Of Updates(stories likely for updates soon) Through The Looking Glass H.I.V.E has talent? H.I.V.E - The Parody Things Not To Do To Power Of Five Characters. Not A Good Idea All others follow the rule above. There appears to have been confusion over this, so I'll say it again. Apart from those listed as complete, Edge Of Zero is the only one discontinued. To a Guest who asked about Epic Rap Battles of H.I.V.E, that's still running, but unlikely to get an update soon due to writer's block on that particular story. Thank you. If you have any more questions, PM rather than review please. Kinda-important thingy: Responses to concrit should be done by PM. As should any problems you have with me. If you want to contact me, PM or come to the H.I.V.Echat forum - a new H.I.V.E forum to talk about anything and everything. It's the sixth forum down(click on the little speech bubble to bring the forum menu up. Fandoms! Bold indicates fandoms I will/have written/write in. H.I.V.E Percy Jackson Alex Rider Hunger Games Lord Of The Rings CHERUB Kane Chronicles Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy. Artemis Fowl Power Of 5 Gone( I went off it after finding out about what happens in the rest of the series. Still pop in though. Especially if someone writes a good humor or Edilo/Lana story.
A Few Possibly Handy Tips And Other FFN Stuff .Follow the rules. .Don't go for something spectacular on your first go. Only skilled authors can do this. I know I didn't. .Don't think that you're amazing, even if your story has loads of reviews. There are some great stories with few reviews. Reviews can give you an idea of how good your story is, and numbers of them can as well, but I myself never go for a story because of its review count. .Keep politics, religion and other touchy subjects out of it until you can handle them. .Constructive criticism is there to help you. Take it. Don't give excuses like 'I'm young.' I'm younger than most on this site, and I have never used the excuse. That particular excuse doesn't work anyway because there are many great writers on here who are young. If you're younger than me, you shouldn't be on the site. .Don't post awful humour. If it doesn't give you a laugh, or real life friends a laugh, it won't probably give a reader a laugh either. .Don't bitch at reviewers or anything you have a grievance with in A/Ns .For the new author, never use an OC as a lead. I recommend against using OCs as a lead at all. This is how Mary Sues form. .Finally, don't get down if you have a low review count! I will review it if it is in my areas(see Beta profile for what I take), and sometimes your stories go unnoticed for ages until somebody finds them. Likes: Oasis, Arctic Monkeys, Last Shadow Puppets, U2, PSY, John Lennon(Imagine), Keane, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, The Beatles, Take That, Kaiser Chiefs, Kasabian, Coldplay and Rizzle Kicks. Humor fanfics, well written fanfics and action fanfics. Rational people. People who don't have a huge ego. People who accept concrit. Kindness.. Morality. Humbleness. Dislikes Trolls . 1D, Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga . Twilight and 50 Shades Of Grey. . MA stories. Keep your fantasies to yourself. . Fanatics . Merciless people. . Human greed. . Making best friends gay. I support gay rights. But Frodo/Sam and Otto/Wing I dislike. . Bad grammar. .Whining. .People without a sense of humour. Pairings I Ship/Dislike H.I.V.E: Ottra and Wingelby. 100%. I may ship Naven, but that's it. I won't ever ship anything else at H.I.V.E (this may change after Deadlock) CHERUB: James/Kerry, Lauren/Dante. Harry Potter: Canon(Harry/Ginny, Hermione/Ron) PJO and Heroes Of Olympus: Percabeth, Jason/Piper, Frank/Hazel. Artemis Fowl: Probably Holly/Artemis. Kane Chronicles: Carter/Zia, Sadie/Walt(Anubis) LotR: Aragorn/Arwen, Legolas/Tauriel, Frodo/good OC, and the rest canon. Hunger Games: Peeta/Katniss, Haymitch/Effie, Finnick/Annie, Gale/Madge. Gone: Sam/Astirid, Edilo/Lana(favourite pairing in Gone), Caine/Diana. My Top 5 favourites are: 1: Ottra 2:Wingelby 3: Edilo/Lana 4: Peeta/Katniss 5: Lauren/Dante Life is a joke, but do you get it? Eaglistic. "Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired, signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and not clothed." -President Dwight D. Eisenhower Says it all | |||||||||
1. Things not to do to Power of Five characters » reviewsWhat not to do to the unfortunate characters:) Hopefully you guys will like it. My first Po5 fic.Power of Five series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,674 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 4-30-13 - Published: 12-23-12 - Matt F. & Chaos2. When Detentions Go Horribly Wrong reviewsWhen Nero hands out the punishment for the H.I.V.E road trip - a detention for Otto's Alpha year and their Henchmen counterparts - he discovers what happens when detentions go horribly wrong. Carnage is assured. T for blood and Alpha-Henchman fighting. I do not own H.I.V.E.. PS: Has anyone seen the new H.I.V.E character list?H.I.V.E. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-29-13 - Otto M. & Laura B.3. Earth Day At HIVE reviewsA little late, but here we are. Otto has some.. interesting ideas for H.I.V.E. Nero, once again, better watch out... WRITTEN FOR EARTH DAY 2013. Rated T. I do not own H.I.V.E.H.I.V.E. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-23-13 - Otto M. & Wing F. - Complete4. Not A Good Idea » reviewsThings you should definitely not do at H.I.V.E. Enjoy. T for slight swearing. I do not own H.I.V.EH.I.V.E. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 4-19-13 - Published: 2-16-13 - Otto M. & Laura B.5. Being Human reviewsOtto Malpense and Laura Brand. Red upon white. Two great friends - or maybe, just maybe, a bit more? Can Laura help Otto to understand what being human actually is, and how he is more human than many. An Ottra oneshot, my first romantic story. Feedback is needed . I do not own H.I.V.E. T for slight cursing.H.I.V.E. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-19-13 - Otto M. & Laura B.6. This Is Called Victory » reviewsThe musings of Otto as the battle to end all battles approaches. Set in a post apocalyptic world, years after Aftershock.A dark story. Ottra(Otto/Laura) and slight inference of Wingelby.H.I.V.E. - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 4-19-13 - Published: 2-22-13 - Otto M. & Laura B. - Complete7. HIVE- The Parody! » reviewsOtto is a crazy white haired kid, Wing's a master ninja and knows your lottery numbers, Shelby steals from sweetshops, Laura can see into the future and as for Raven? Well she's the spoiler police. What is going on? A H.I.V.E Parody of course! Not to be taken seriously. Very OOC and random. I do not own H.I.V.E.H.I.V.E. - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,793 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 4-14-13 - Published: 3-21-13 - Otto M. & Wing F.8. Under A Blood Red Sky reviewsOtto and Raven continue their mission against the Disciples. But a routine mission turns into something much more. Something which could change everything. .. T for blood and gore plus maybe mild swearing. Both are minor. Not related to Edge Of Zero, which is now discontinued.H.I.V.E. - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-14-13 - Otto M. & Laura B.9. We're All Going On A HIVE Road Trip reviewsWith Otto driving a huge monster jeep, the only question is: Can you get out of the way?H.I.V.E. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-8-13 - Otto M. & Wing F. - Complete10. President Snow's New Torture Methods » reviewsSnow has a problem. How will he deal with Peeta? He looks to Old Earth for answers. And Peeta will face the worst things Old Earth has to offer... T for Justin Beiber. Simple as. Snow is OOC, sort of, in a humorous way.Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,009 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 4-5-13 - Published: 11-12-12 - Peeta M. & Pres. Snow11. Through The Looking Glass reviewsA collection of H.I.V.E short stories. 1: Taking Laura - how Laura Brand ended up at H.I.V.E.H.I.V.E. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-5-13 - Natalya/Raven & Laura B.12. HIVE Has Talent? reviewsA singing talent show has landed at H.I.V.E. With the Fab Four running the show, expect carnage. Lots of carnage.H.I.V.E. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-5-13 - Otto M. & Wing F.13. Scorpia Complaints Desk » reviewsIf Scorpia had a complaints desk... and one Alex Rider visits it. Rated T for swearing. A totally random fanfic:) HAS BEEN REDONE. Chapter 2 is up. Not to be taken seriously, and I don't own Alex Rider.Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 3-16-13 - Published: 12-4-12 - Alex R./Cub & Smithers14. Epic Rap Battles Of HIVE reviewsThe war rages on. There is no way to break the deadlock. But can rap battles decide who is the victor? Chapter 1: Overlord and Number One VS Otto and Wing. I do not own H.I.V.E or the idea of epic rap battles, just the idea of combining them.H.I.V.E. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-5-13 - Otto M. & Overlord15. Terrors Of The Palantir » reviewsSauron's had a strop(again) and feels like stopping the Quest. A strange being gives him torture methods from another world, and the Dark Lord sets to work... The LotR companion to President Snow's Torture Methods. More lighthearted than it sounds.Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-23-13 - Sauron & Frodo B.16. Junior Mastermind reviewsTwo boy genii. But which one is cleverest? Find out as Otto Malpense and Artemis Fowl go head to head in Junior Mastermind- Battle of the Boy Genii. DISCLAIMER: I do not own anything.Crossover - Artemis Fowl & H.I.V.E. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-16-13 - Artemis F. & Otto M.17. Edge Of Zero » reviewsHAS BEEN REDONE(C1&C2) Set 5 years after Aftershock. Includes OCs, but the main characters belong to Mark Walden. The Disciples were beaten the first time. But a new evil organisation has risen, a corporation called FireSky. With the two allied, the world will be brought to the edge of zero... T for T stuff. Overlord in the character means the Disciples, there's no evil AI yet.H.I.V.E. - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 1-20-13 - Published: 1-13-13 - Maximilian N. & Overlord - Complete18. Ways To Prank Block and Tackle reviewsOtto is out for revenge on the two least loveable H.I.V.E students. Block and Tackle don't know what's coming for them... Chaos is certain to ensue as the Fab Four wreak their revenge... T like usual, slight swearing in some places.H.I.V.E. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-5-13 - Otto M. & Wing F.19. Otto Turns To The Even Darker Side reviewsOverlord tries to turn Otto to his side. Can he succeed? What will turn Otto?H.I.V.E. - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-18-12 - Otto M. & Overlord - Complete20. Halloween at HIVE » reviewsIt's coming up to Halloween:)! How will Halloween be at H.I.V.E? Completely chaotic, of course! Especially with Otto making the plans!H.I.V.E. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,436 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 10-30-12 - Published: 10-7-12 - Otto M. & Wing F. - Complete21. Even The Best Laid Plans Go Wrong reviewsA sort-of sequel to Don't Put Otto in Detention. Otto and the gang try to make a new plan to torment Nero, but Shelby has other ideas.H.I.V.E. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-4-12 - Otto M. & Shelby T. - Complete22. Don't Put Otto In Detention reviewsNero puts Otto in detention... and finds out the consequences the hard way.:)H.I.V.E. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-29-12 - Otto M. & Maximilian N. - Complete
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