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Author has written 22 stories for H.I.V.E., Hunger Games, Alex Rider, Power of Five series, Artemis Fowl, and Lord of the Rings.
Hi! This be my profile, so it is!
I'm kinda MIA at the moment. I'll probably be back by June.
I have changed my pen name a lot, but I'm going back to the original Eaglistic. I'll probably stay like this.
I just wanted to say a huge thanks to everybody who reviews, follows,favourites and reads. My stories are dedicated to all of you. Thank you all.
. Life is for living, laughing and loving.
I don't tend to reply to reviews unless they ask a question or address an issue, so don't be put out if I don't reply, your reviews are very valuable to me.
If you're here for updates, there's a board below but I follow one rule. If it's still going, it'll eventually be updated until finished.
I have added covers for Don't Put Otto In Detention, H.I.V.E-The Parody, Under A Blood Red Sky, President Snow's Torture Methods, Not A Good Idea, H.I.V.E Road Trip and Epic Rap Battles Of H.I.V.E. I'd be grateful if you guys could check them out and it would be cool to see what you think!
A Guest raised the issue that some fics are discontinued. The only fic discontinued that is not complete is Edge Of Zero. I apologise for any confusion.
Being Human, an Ottra oneshot(my first more romantic story, I could do with feedback when it comes, let's hope I don't fail epically)
When Detentions Go Horribly Wrong, the fourth in the slightly related oneshots( Don't Put Otto In Detention, Even The Best Laid Plans Go Wrong and H.I.V.E Road Trip) and third in the humorous Detention oneshot series( Don't put Otto In Detention and Even the Best Laid Plans Go Wrong).
Possible ideas include more lighthearted Ottra and a Hunger Games humour story.
No new stories other than those are forthcoming. I need to focus more on active projects.
The Board Of Updates(stories likely for updates soon)
Through The Looking Glass
H.I.V.E has talent?
H.I.V.E - The Parody
Things Not To Do To Power Of Five Characters.
Not A Good Idea
All others follow the rule above. There appears to have been confusion over this, so I'll say it again. Apart from those listed as complete, Edge Of Zero is the only one discontinued. To a Guest who asked about Epic Rap Battles of H.I.V.E, that's still running, but unlikely to get an update soon due to writer's block on that particular story. Thank you. If you have any more questions, PM rather than review please.
Kinda-important thingy: Responses to concrit should be done by PM. As should any problems you have with me.
If you want to contact me, PM or come to the H.I.V.Echat forum - a new H.I.V.E forum to talk about anything and everything. It's the sixth forum down(click on the little speech bubble to bring the forum menu up.
Fandoms! Bold indicates fandoms I will/have written/write in.
Lord Of The Rings
Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy.
Power Of 5
Gone( I went off it after finding out about what happens in the rest of the series. Still pop in though. Especially if someone writes a good humor or Edilo/Lana story.
A Few Possibly Handy Tips And Other FFN Stuff
.Follow the rules.
.Don't go for something spectacular on your first go. Only skilled authors can do this. I know I didn't.
.Don't think that you're amazing, even if your story has loads of reviews. There are some great stories with few reviews. Reviews can give you an idea of how good your story is, and numbers of them can as well, but I myself never go for a story because of its review count.
.Keep politics, religion and other touchy subjects out of it until you can handle them.
.Constructive criticism is there to help you. Take it. Don't give excuses like 'I'm young.' I'm younger than most on this site, and I have never used the excuse. That particular excuse doesn't work anyway because there are many great writers on here who are young. If you're younger than me, you shouldn't be on the site.
.Don't post awful humour. If it doesn't give you a laugh, or real life friends a laugh, it won't probably give a reader a laugh either.
.Don't bitch at reviewers or anything you have a grievance with in A/Ns
.For the new author, never use an OC as a lead. I recommend against using OCs as a lead at all. This is how Mary Sues form.
.Finally, don't get down if you have a low review count! I will review it if it is in my areas(see Beta profile for what I take), and sometimes your stories go unnoticed for ages until somebody finds them.
Oasis, Arctic Monkeys, Last Shadow Puppets, U2, PSY, John Lennon(Imagine), Keane, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, The Beatles, Take That, Kaiser Chiefs, Kasabian, Coldplay and Rizzle Kicks.
Humor fanfics, well written fanfics and action fanfics.
People who don't have a huge ego.
People who accept concrit.
. 1D, Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga
. Twilight and 50 Shades Of Grey.
. MA stories. Keep your fantasies to yourself.
. Merciless people.
. Human greed.
. Making best friends gay. I support gay rights. But Frodo/Sam and Otto/Wing I dislike.
. Bad grammar.
.People without a sense of humour.
Pairings I Ship/Dislike
H.I.V.E: Ottra and Wingelby. 100%. I may ship Naven, but that's it. I won't ever ship anything else at H.I.V.E (this may change after Deadlock)
CHERUB: James/Kerry, Lauren/Dante.
Harry Potter: Canon(Harry/Ginny, Hermione/Ron)
PJO and Heroes Of Olympus: Percabeth, Jason/Piper, Frank/Hazel.
Artemis Fowl: Probably Holly/Artemis.
Kane Chronicles: Carter/Zia, Sadie/Walt(Anubis)
LotR: Aragorn/Arwen, Legolas/Tauriel, Frodo/good OC, and the rest canon.
Hunger Games: Peeta/Katniss, Haymitch/Effie, Finnick/Annie, Gale/Madge.
Gone: Sam/Astirid, Edilo/Lana(favourite pairing in Gone), Caine/Diana.
My Top 5 favourites are:
Life is a joke, but do you get it?
"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired, signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and not clothed." -President Dwight D. Eisenhower
Says it all
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