pir84lyf
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since: 09-28-12, id: 4279664, Profile Updated: 11-02-12
country: USA
Author has written 9 stories for Ace Combat, Danny Phantom, Pirates of the Caribbean Online, Dragon Ball Z, and Dragon Flyz.

Just a Christian guy who love AC5 and a good story. Especially one that is finished. Not much to say really. Feel free to comment on my stories.

--20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity--

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8 Don't use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You Have A Headache.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity... Copy and Paste this into your profile!! (Whee, insanity is FUN)


Month one

Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It's so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy? I'm a boy! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP ME!

Month Seven

Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak. One more person who will never know what the world is like.

If you're against abortion (or if you cried), re-post this and post this in your profile.

Borrowed above postings from DragonGirl9897x2


1. Don't Care reviews
Kind of a play off 'Vihan" if you will. Yes, Gold Fighter. No Saiyaman. Anyone ever wondered why Videl never tried to just trap Gohan changing, flying, w/e. If she did, while Gohan being more confident in himself, would he care? My fic, my rules. title bound to change
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-20-13 - Gohan & Videl
2. Ace Combat Shorts » reviews
Our favorite game. Our favorite characters. Uncharted territory of my mind. How to mess with them? I know! By making them grow up together. By changing situations. By just plainly messing with them. Oh well. Come along for the ride? I guess i'll be covering just about genre, hopefully. Don't worry. Blaze and Kei stay together. That much is certain.
Ace Combat - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,204 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 4-17-13 - Published: 1-21-13 - Blaze & K. Nagase
3. Dragon ACES: Fight For Paradise reviews
Transported to the future, Garrett Lawson is needed to find and defend a mythical paradise on earth, that has been lost since human left for skies, while fighting off a devil-beast named Dreadwing and his minions. Will Blaze, the last great ace, dragon up and trust new friends or will he be stuck in the past and let the future suffer? BlazexApex
Crossover - Ace Combat & Dragon Flyz - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-17-13 - Blaze
4. The Razgriz » reviews
Garret Lawson, his fighter squad and war. Will his nightmares reveal a face of an old enemy that's close to home before things worse? Thrust into a war, he fights to keep his squad alive. Trained by a legendary uncle, he flies, with unmatched skill. He dreams, to reveal the killer of his family. The legend becomes his story. Behold the Demon of Razgriz, it's wings of black sheath.
Ace Combat - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 78,686 - Reviews: 74 - Updated: 4-17-13 - Published: 10-16-12 - Blaze & K. Nagase
5. DED - Danny, Ember, Dani » reviews
2 years after saving the world from total destruction, Danny has home in the Ghost Zone. An unlikely visitor finds refuge and a friend and a lover. Together, with friends, family, and their young daughter, the save the Ghost Zone and the Earth from an ancient evil.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,436 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 4-15-13 - Published: 12-4-12 - Danny F. & Ember
6. Vihan » reviews
New school: ok, cool. Dad's alive: great. Girl staring at him like he needs to be examined: not a good thing. Old friends friends from the future, grandpa's alive and one trip to new namek. what's the worst that could go wrong. *story name soon*
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,190 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 4-10-13 - Published: 2-10-13 - Gohan & Videl
7. Pirates of the Caribbean: The Lost Stone of Altold »
Escaped from a forgotten and dead island, survived a raid from a cursed Jolly Roger and his horde, a young man must find a way to kill the evil that sails the seas and save the Caribbean from the Undead. Along with his loyal, girlfriend and other pirates, the final showdown to the monster draws near and he learns about his past and fulfill a prophecy.
Pirates of the Caribbean Online - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,044 - Updated: 4-10-13 - Published: 1-30-13
8. Hell Week » reviews
Danny has a busy week and very little sleep until one bully pushes him over... warning: the first chapter is heavily and crappily edited from what i first wanted. If you want the fully unedited violent chapter, let me know. rated T for now.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,854 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 4-10-13 - Published: 2-3-13 - Danny F. & Dash B.
9. 5 Years Ago » reviews
Blaze has passed. His family misses him. On the fifth anniversary of ending the war and his death, Kei and their son, visit the grave. I kept the name for Blaze from my story "The Razgriz". That's still under construction. Had to get this off my chest.
Ace Combat - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4-10-13 - Published: 11-1-12 - Blaze & K. Nagase